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HOLA..
SHARP SHARP
THIS THING ON YOUR DESKTOP... YES THIS THING... IS URBANTAINMENT -
a factual south african urban entertainment update that is made possible
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(PR)EDITORIAL
nog 'n week in sy moer in...
APPARENTLY NONE OF YOU RECEIVED URBANTAINMENT FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS..
THE MAIL SERVER ACTED UP - I APOLOGISE.. SLAT MY!
IMBIZO 2000 - THE SAGA HAS COMMENCED.. countdown to the year 2000..
COMING TO CAPETOWN... MANDOZA.. CHISKOP... TROMPIES.. MDU... GCWALA!
another record label has expressed interest in kwaito music.. WOW...
and guess who's gonna be their conduit to the kwaito market -
URBANTAINMENT IS HERE TO READ... SO FUNDA JOE!
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NGITHOLA KA SO
YES MAJITAS... IMBIZO ENTERTAINMENT IS HAPPENING... AFTER TWO SELLOUT
EVENTS THEY ARE BRINGING CAPE TOWN THE REAL DEAL.. THAT LIVE SHIT..!
THE "E'KAPA CLUB TOUR"
10 SEPTEMBER 1999
YEAH BO - 83 CASTLE STREET, CAPE TOWN
COVER CHARGE - R25
ALSO FEATURING:
MANDOZA
CHISKOP
INADIFLO
AND CAPE TOWN'S "CHRISTOS AND DA VINCI" JOE.. MZURA AND ODWA..
11 SEPTEMBER 1999
"YELLOW DOOR" - NY1, GUGULETU(BEHIND EYONA CENTRE)
COVER CHARGE - R15
ALSO FEATURING:
MANDOZA
CHISKOP
INADIFLO
AND DEEJAYS.. GOGGI, MZURA AND ODWA..
IZAKWENZEKA!
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WENZA NTONI
FRIDAY, 03 SEPTEMBER 1999
IMBIZO 2000 - IYAVAYA...
YELLOW DOOR - GUGULETU
WITH CAPE TOWN'S MOST HAPPENING DEEJAYS - MZURA AND ODWA
LIVE ON STAGE - INADIFLO
COVER CHARGE - R15
SI SHAYI GET DOWN JOE!
SATURDAY, 04 SEPTEMBER 1999
QUEEN OF QUEENS BEAUTY PAGEANT
YELLOW DOOR - GUGULETU
FEATURING - DJ MZURA ON THE DECKS
AND SPECIAL GUEST - BONGANI NJOLI
LIVE PERFORMANCE BY INADIFLO
COVER CHARGE - R10
SATURDAY, 04 SEPTEMBER 1999
LAUNCH OF KE TSONA ENTERTAINMENT
SALSA - LOOP STREET, CAPE TOWN
ON DECKS - DJ MZURA AND ODWA
SPECIAL GUESTS - TROMPIES(NO LIVE PERFORMANCE)
COVER CHARGE - R20
TKZEE are on the headlines once again... with Puff Daddy featuring them
on his new album.
The long awaited Spex album - "RhymesIWrote" in stores.
DJ Fistaz CD now in stores.
KE TSONA ENTERTAINMENT launches on saturday, 04 september 1999 at
SALSA - cnr waterkant and loop streets, cape town..
with MZURA and ODWA (cape town's christos & da vinci) - CAPE TOWN'S
MOST HAPPENING KWAITO AND HOUSE DEEJAYS.
206 LIVE opens a new bar in Cape Town..
below The Jam at 43 de Villiers Street, District Six.
The first party happens on Friday the 3rd of September..
A weekly Tuesday Drum 'n Bass evening kicks off on 7th September
BROUGHT TO YOU IN THE INTEREST OF A BETTER DISCO!
The Boulder Bash
Friday, 10 September
The Jam - 43 De Villiers Street, District Six
A diverse evening of Cape Town's freshest, with Black Milk, Suda, Blunt,
Moodphase 5ive and Firing Squad. An evening that caters for all the
music lovers out there.
E'smile's new album is out.. they just completed a mad-ass high budget
video for the first single... BEAUTIFUL THING!

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LUYT IS UYT..
..and now shit is happening...
RUGBY IS ABOUT TO BE TAKEN TO THE PEOPLE...
GABI LE ROUX/GROOVE CITY IS PUTTING TOGETHER A 6-TRACK MINI ALBUM FOR THE
1999
RUGBY WORLD CUP. VERBEEL JOU...KWAITO... RUGBY...WHAT NEXT!!
IT FEATURES BRENDA FASSIE,RINGO, ARTHUR, IYAYA AND... STEVE HOFMEYER
NOGAL ALL ON ONE TRACK!
ANOTHER TRACK ON THERE BY MANDOZA AND BREYTEN PAULSE IS GONNA TAKE YOUR
EARDRUMS BY SAPRIZE JOE..
CHECK OUT ESPECIALLY THE PRODUCTION..YSTER GAZIE..VUURWARM..
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OPINION
- by rafiki
THE CAPE TOWN HIPHOP FRATERNITY IS RATHER DISAPPOINTED IN COOL FUNK -
APPARENTLY EVERYBODY SUPPORTED THESE CATS WHEN THEY HAD THEIR "HIPHOP
HOORAY"
THEY THEN CAME TO "BATTLE OF THE YEAR"(A HIPHOP FUNDRAISER) EXPECTING FREE
ADMISSION. WHEN THIS WAS REFUSED, THEY LEFT..
HOW'S THAT FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THE DEVELOPMENT AND ADVANCEMENT OF HIPHOP
AS A CULTURE IN SOUTH AFRICA..???
EISH JOE!
THEN THERE WAS MISTER HIGH SHINING BLACK ASS CELEBRITY HIMSELF...
DEELOW OF GHETTO RUFF - THIS FOOL DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
(BUT HE GOT A CELLPHONE)... SO EVAN MILTON HAD TO CHIP IN FOR HIM AND
TWO OF HIS BOYS..
DAMN I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT GHETTO RUFF EVENT IN CAPE TOWN...
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INTERNATIONAAHHL
Looks like the 'R' [Rakim] is about to make a come back. As we speak
he's hard at work putting the finishing touches to his new album
which is thus far untitled. His first single is a track done with
Lauryn Hill and produced by DJ Premier. Rakim has also employed the
production services of Clark Kent, Ron Lawrence and T-Love of the
Ultramagnetic MCs. Look for the album to drop sometime in November.
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Getto Fabulous
GETO FABULOUS NR .3
- by OOP DADDY - tha original pimpsta
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highly overated, pimpdafied, alcoholized, neutralized, SAPS approved
and winner of the geto "D" award for excellence in drinking most under
the table.
Brought to you by the honorable OOP DADDY-G esq.
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*INTRO
*TIT-BITZ
*WHICH ONE IS ILL?
*FAVE CUTZ
*REVIEWS
*GETO FABULOUS CHICK OF THE WEEK
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*INTRO
"Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up
Call me oop daddy when you back that ass up
Hoe, who is you playing with
Back that ass up"
Yeah, dedicated while most people hate it, "Another 24 hours of Geto
Fabulous". So what if me and Motswako's relationship is gettin' beautifuller
by the week? So what if I still can't leave them married broads alone. My PC
is gone, so yeah I gotta steal a new one, anybody that can help me? Yeah I'm
now at Virtual Turtle as we speak, but the show gotta go on. I still get
people stopping me in the streets telling me they saw me before or know me
from somewhere. Yeah that's what you get from ending up on the front page of
the Cape Times. Lastly I would like to say that my prayers (ours) will be
with Florence Masebe and her family and friends, I hope she wil make a full
recovery quickly.
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*TIT-BITZ
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Ja, here is some goodies for you to snack on...storm aka donny and
reds(coolfunk) was spotted selling a trunk load of o'ryan winter cd's for
R10 at a local cape town pawn shop...fat joe & big pun did a remix with
ricky martin for 'livin' la vida loca', mmmmmm rap is outta control...
my new orleans boy from the magnolia projects, juvenile's album just went
double platinum!...yeah...did y'all check out jam alley's new studio set
up?...i was informed that loud records bought out relativity
records...sweetie?...the Imbizo All Stars ripped the show last weekend at
Yellow Door in gugs, man I can't wait for the Imbizo - Mandoza gig!!!...
Mandoza is coming to CPT next month watch this space next month for
an interview with Mandoza, who's album at the moment is at
24 000 units and counting....this weekend the source mag will show on UPN
their awards live!!!!!!.....by the way the dr.dre interview in the
source(aug) is totally wack....puffy's on the cover of the latest source...i
was chillin at 169 on long last week friday with Akin Omotose, star of
Isidingo, a nice place i must say don't even mention the chicks...
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*WHICH ONE IS ILL?
-chillin' in a jacuzzi with Natalie Becker or running kaalhol through
Mannenberg with an unloaded Uzi?
-papsak, vintage september 1999 or Nederburg Lyric 1987?
-a now clearly, evidently defunct Mobshop or a fully fledged, top selling Y
magazine?
-a mobshop editor with no magazine out or an ex-mobshop editor livin' Geto
Fab?
-Rozzano x in Cape Town or Rozzano x in Jo' Burg
-who should I have an affair with?, a married broad or a 16 year old?
-who will sell more? Dr.Dre's 'Chronic 2001' or Master P'S greatest hits?
-rooibaard or homegrown?
-snorting coke or sniffing coke?
-masturbating with or without surgical gloves?
I ask you the consumer once again which one is ill?
-69 or wheelbarrow sex?
-Chris Rocks' new album or Felicia (not so subtle) naked?
-Ticketweb or Computicket?
-OOP DADDY-G for vice-president or Jacob Zuma as Mobshop Editor?
YEP I'M JUST AS CONFUSED AS YOU. TO MY FANZ I WOULD LIKE TO STRESS STAY
KALM, KALMTE ASSEBLIEF!!!!
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FAVE CUTZ:
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Trick daddy dollars - Nann nigga w/ Trina
DJ DMD - Shinin'
Big Mike - Made men
B.G. - Made man w/ Baby
R.Kelly - Did you ever think?
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*REVIEWS:
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1.Lil Cease
- The wonderful world of cease a leo
DOPE TRACKS:
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More dangerous w/ Busta Rhymes
Mr. Nasty
Everything w/112
WACK TRACKS:
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Future sport w/Redman
Looking for a lady
Long time comin'
Girlfriend w/Kelly Price
COMMENTS:I waited for this cat to drop this album 2 years ago so now it's
out. But it's a bit wack. Sorry Cease this is a weak ass album, your beats
are dated.
PRODUCED BY: d-dot, ez elpee, digga, nashiem myrick
BEATS: weak
DELIVERY: bearable
2.DJ DMD and the inner soul clique
- TWENTY TWO PA: WORLD WIDE
DOPE TRACKS:
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The trill connection w/ Pimp C
Shinin'
Makin moves
Landmines
25 lighters w/lil' keke & Fat pat
'Til the casket closed
WACK TRACKS:
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(NONE)
COMMENTS: A nicely put together album by this Port Arthur, Texas DJ. DJ DMD
also puts down some fonky ass vocals and he can rip it! This is a true
southern fried album!
PRODUCTION BY: DJ DMD
BEATS: TIGHT
DELIVERY:ACCEPTABLE
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*GETO FABULOUS CHICK OF THE WEEK
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NATALIE BECKER
Yes, since I told Natalie last November that she is too beautiful to be on
the radio, she took the plunge and now you can catch her on etv. She oozes
the sexiness of a Catherine Zeta Jones, and shit I got her cell number,
yessiree I'm livin' it up with ms. BECKER.
OOP DADDY-G
SUB EDITOR AT LARGE
PEACE
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EISHHHH JOE!
One day, a teacher decided to play a game with her students. She told them
to close their eyes and hold out their hands, and she would put a lifesaver
into their hands. The children had to guess what flavor. Now, everybody had
fun, but they were getting tired of the flavors. So the teacher went out
and bought a new flavor called honey lifesavers. When she gave them to the
children, no one could guess the flavor, so she decided to give them a clue.
'You may hear your parents call each other this sometimes,' she said.
After stating this, one child spit the lifesaver out and said, 'Spit it out
everybody! They're assholes!'

LITTLE JOHNNY WAS WALKING IN THE WOODS ON DAY WITH HIS DAD.
ON THE WAY DOWN THE PATH, JOHNNY SAW A FRUITFLY & HE SQUASHED IT AGAINST A
TREE.
HIS FATHER TOLD HIM, "U KILLED A FRUITFLY, NOW U CAN'T HAVE FRUIT FOR A
WEEK."
SO THEY KEPT WALKING, AND AS THE DAY WENT ON, JOHNNY SAW A BUTTERFLY.
HE TRIED TO CATCH THE BUTTERFLY & ACCIDENTLY KILLED IT. HIS FATHER SAID,
"U KILLED A BUTTERFLY, NOW U CAN'T HAVE BUTTER FOR A WEEK."
SO AFTER A WHILE THEY GOT TIRED AND DECIDED TO HEAD HOME. THEY WALKED INTO
THE
KITCHEN, AND JOHNNY'S MOM SAID, "THERE WAS A NASTY COCKROACH RUNNING
AROUND HERE,
BUT SINCE U WERE GONE I HAD TO KILL IT."
LITTLE JOHNNY LOOKED AT HIS DAD AND SAID, "WILL U TELL HER, OR SHOULD I???
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LOOKING FORWARD..
- "DEEJAYS ON TOUR"
- FRESH HOUSE FLAVA VOL 3 in stores 8/11/99.
- CYBERKWAITO... ikwaito.com is coming!!!
- "Kirk Franklin" live in South Africa.
- IMBIZO ENTERTAINMENT bringing the mighty MANDOZA to CAPE TOWN.
10 & 11 SEPTEMBER 1999.. YEAH BO! AND YELLOW DOOR
- Boom Shaka and Bongo Maffin getting ready for Christmas releases..
- E'Smile has just shot a video for "Beautiful Thing" the title track
of his new album.
- AN EXCLUSIVE MANDOZA INTERVIEW IN URBANTAINMENT..
- KWAITO TRACK WITH STEVE HOFMEYER ON IT...
- CHISKOP COMING TO CAPE TOWN TO RECORD THEIR NEXT ALBUM..
THEY ARRIVE ON 06.09.99 AND FINISH OFF ON 10.09.99 -
- "COLOURED" KWAITO - COURTESY OF GROOVE CITY...
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CHATBACK
Man , it is very good and it has a whole lot of news that I need.It keeps
me up to date about what's happening. I can't imagine not receiving
this informative mail weekly. Thank you for bringing such a good newsletter.
Afrika Hloni Tau
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Thanks for keeping it coming...
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EPIC CULTURE MAGAZINE
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Oh Mr Editor
please please don't hunt me down and kill me...i swear, i swear i
won't unsubscribe...hahaha!
what d'you think of urbantainment readers anyway?
you think we read this shit for the heck of it? hell no!
(secret: once you hook 'em eyes on this here Urbantainment,
you's hooked for life man - that is how long you intend to
keep it alive and real right?)
M
360 DEGREES
ED. MY DEAR... I'M SORRY.. AND YES I DO INTEND TO DO URBANTAINMENT FOR
AS LONG AS IS NECESSARY.. AND BELIEVE ME -
URBANTAINMENT IS NECESSARY!
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE RECEIVING THIS SHIT - 4 WHATEVER REASON - TALK TO ME
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GONE
DON JUAN MOTSWAKO
the editor

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