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Thorax vs Mara´D

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it´s on...

1 verse a piece...
as many bars as you need...
1st to five votes takes it...(pls peeps don´t sleep on this one)

ok go first....
:-D


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mara mara mara, i couldnt resist!

you bad boy, get ready to be minced.

anyway here goes-

blimey, he wants to try me, why don´t I buy you a penny polony to replace
that penile that´s phony
between your legs, yes, you guessed it right, said Fred about thorax stomping
on Mara like Ice Cube´s Predator!
can i smoke your Glen tea bags while you mother munches on my ballbag?
can i wipe my a** with your face cloth and give it 2 you when you having a bath?
oh what a laugh?  the crowd is laughing at your jelly tot when i pulled down ur pants
they had to take you away in the "In The Bag" Woolworths van!
when thorax comes on stage i spit fire out my mouth like a dragon
i tell tales like the ox, lyrical ride over your toe like a wagon
and it´s hurts, i spurt, i squirt, i learnt, nothing from you
give me someone with intellect, give this poor soul a consultation with a jew
where am i going?  i´ll tell you exactly as i flick your ears
and klap the beer from your butterfingers, your intelligence lingers
in the world of tadpoles, i drill holes in your head to see where your brain is
but all i find is tunnels like dutch cheese
i make people jump 100 times their body weight like fleas
watch them all land in unison on their knees
begging and praying at the great thorax god yes i am bragging
buddah and jesus and mohammed are seriously lagging
behind, come join me in my hotel room let´s snort some lines
from the thorax verses, yes you will be addictive, like Nandipa
on Isidingo, I´m a star like ringo, if it doesn´t rhyme I make up my own lingo
Mara needs to wipe out his mouth with bingo so he doesn´t have to rhyme slow
where did the uncircumcised Mara boy go? oh there he go!
to mow my lawn I put up my feet on the thrown and yawn
mara, mala, mahala, rama, hare rama, hare rama, rama rama hare hare
hurry and scurry like the mouse from an eagle, take off the garter
belt that´s attached to your shaven thighs, take off your bollie nightie
my styles highly, you´za guppie I´m a fisher like climey
let me expose this fake who resembles a hake - this microphone nerd
you probably write your rhymes using the thesauras in Microsoft Word
I f*** up the peace like LURD
people are terrified like pilots in a boeing colliding with a bird
beating me equals obsurd
and I´m not an egg...
:-D


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overall..this battle was f***ing disappointing.
For 1: Mara D, u blurt out awhole shit tht u cant backup. Stop telln us how ´tight´ ur kindergarden emcee-a** might be nd just prove it. More than 50 posts on this site and still u havnt earned my respect-emcee wise that is. It might sound like im Mara D hating but im just telln it like i see it.
Overall your verse : shit! don deserve no one´s vote!

Thorax: for a battle verse, yours is also wack! dont deserve no ones vote too!

Here´s an idea, re-do your verses, keeping in  mind that u in a f***ing battle nd maybe then i´ll vote. (a probable solution to the problem i just pointed out!)
But then again, this just my opinion... pHatLyrisist´s the name!  ;-)


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so mara d, what did u say bout ya "challenge" mr BEST UNDERGROUND RAPPER IN SA??


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Mara D, its lyk this: to pHatLyrisist, when u engaged in a battle, u don ´bloat´- by that i mean tell us how ´tight´ u are and all that, u ´wrip´ each utha to bits! using punchlines, metaphores and all that helps n emcee to write. word-play also plays a big role, what distiguishes u from ur oponent. With your verses, i cant say u or Thorax was tighter on this one cause both ya´ll s verses are just average. on a track or freestyle maybe i´d say sumn different, but not in a battle ring!
Bt like i said, that´s just pHatLyrisist´s view....(dus that answer your question? sarcastic as it might be!)


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yeah, the battle was very much average...

i´m not gona vote though, i just want a battle with mara d... c´mon man let me "prove it"


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I gotta give it to Mara-D. He killed Thorax with just one line.

f*** you wack even when you mime

Thorax,
You had me rolling with this line
mara, mala, mahala, rama, hare rama, hare rama, rama rama hare hare
LOL !

"Generation X, really take it to the Max, everybody's so smart,cos we google all the facts" - Neon


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I agree with phatLyrisist. Yall need more punchlines, you battling like you best frends trying not to hurt each other.
spread love in da music


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Mara D, which f***ed up school of emcceing did u go to? cause if need me to give an example means you don kno jack about nut´n! or is it you wanna compare your lame a** "I´m the best emcee in SA"-self with me?
Look, i don wanna be starting ´beef´ with you nut´n, who knows, you might be ´tighter´ than me, all i was and still sayn is that the verse you put forth was just average for a battle verse.
go study canibus´s verses if you in dyer need of help, coz i aint got put shit that your a** might byte on here...i´m out!
pHatLyrisist


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f*k it MARA D U A PUSSY! U CANT EVEN F*KIN UNDERSTAND YA OWN SHIT DANM IT... no wonder u don wana battle..

i´m out


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damn! Mara D, u throw a tentrum like u got PMS! No disrespect tho!
i get what u mean, and i apologise for not bein clear and as u put it, "backin up my criticizm with facts". but i think u got the picture i was tryna paint for u now. so slice the beef nd have a f***ing braai!  ;-)
pHatLyrisist out!


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all niggaz do is talk to much jus shut up n practice ur verses thats all i gotta say and it goes out to everyone on this site
Steppin to me equalz trippin, walk home limpin like u pimpin"


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maraD i vote 4 ur verse it was betta than thoraxs´ attempt ;-)


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thought this battle was long finished brotha