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I want Pussy Now!!!
« on: July 03, 2009, 10:38:38 PM »
I have this new broad,met her few weeks ago in the cinema. Shes nice and all that shit,but when i wanna smack during the day,she says she hates it during the day and prefers it during  the evening. When i try to get things on the mood by 9pm i have to beg for pussy until 1am when i finally get it. SHIT! this happens frequently. I need advice.



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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2009, 10:47:27 PM »
it's tooooooooooo late... you're already in the 'friend' zone...

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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2009, 12:36:37 AM »
LOL maybe she want to get to know you first before she takes off them panties, you should be happy!
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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2009, 12:43:53 AM »
bUSLLSHIT!if u dont hit it after the first private sit down, she's clownin u. Girls give it up on the first day and keep anothr dude waiting for weeks to work on their self-asteem. if shes worth the wait u will feel  da pain but otherwise get a SPLAKHAVELLI.

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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2009, 01:09:51 AM »
Whoa  hold the fuck down nigga. Making Love must not be Scheduled it must be random when both parties feel and want to connect.

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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2009, 01:37:31 AM »
Whoa  hold the fuck down nigga. Making Love must not be Scheduled it must be random when both parties feel and want to connect.

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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2009, 01:43:14 AM »
Whoa  hold the fuck down nigga. Making Love must not be Scheduled it must be random when both parties feel and want to connect.
No wonder you had to wait till 1am in the morning ::).

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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2009, 11:53:09 AM »
I hope you dont go around asking girls
'to make love'
How do u ask for ass? Do what i do ask 4 a hug the grab that ass and titties kiss her and take that.
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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2009, 01:13:46 AM »
I hope you dont go around asking girls
'to make love'
How do u ask for ass? Do what i do ask 4 a hug the grab that ass and titties kiss her and take that.

Your cave like actions are unsettling!!
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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2009, 03:48:08 AM »
I hope you dont go around asking girls
'to make love'
How do u ask for ass? Do what i do ask 4 a hug the grab that ass and titties kiss her and take that.

Your cave like actions are unsettling!!

*clubs kelis over the head* *drags her to the cave*

That not good enough for ya?

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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2009, 10:41:31 AM »
I don't belive in taking as much as i don't belive in begging but cumon, 4hours? I aint having that!
Trapped In The 90ies Nigga.

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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2009, 11:01:13 AM »
She must have heard about your previous inability to get it up, so she didn't wanna ruin the friendship by embarrassing you and being disappointed by you.

Its sad really. Have you checked to see if she doesn't have sores or shit around the vag? Maybe that is why she only wants to give it up at midnight. So you can't see the shit.




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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2009, 12:15:05 PM »
She must have heard about your previous inability to get it up, so she didn't wanna ruin the friendship by embarrassing you and being disappointed by you.

Its sad really. Have you checked to see if she doesn't have sores or shit around the vag? Maybe that is why she only wants to give it up at midnight. So you can't see the shit.


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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2009, 12:30:49 PM »
She must have heard about your previous inability to get it up, so she didn't wanna ruin the friendship by embarrassing you and being disappointed by you.

Its sad really. Have you checked to see if she doesn't have sores or shit around the vag? Maybe that is why she only wants to give it up at midnight. So you can't see the shit.



*Chuckle*

Nah she said shes shy.

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Re: I want Pussy Now!!!
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2009, 09:22:32 AM »
when i wanna smack during the day,
i have to beg for pussy until 1am when i finally get it. SHIT! this happens frequently. I need advice.

and then he makes a 180 degree turn and say

Whoa  hold the fuck down nigga. Making Love must not be Scheduled it must be random when both parties feel and want to connect.

SMFH