Homosexual Friends !!!

[briCK]

That sounds like a Friday topic...


its a pity we don't have more females on this site!

it would be fun....

I personally no longer have gay friends....

brb

[briCK]

mainly coz I don't hang out around gay spots.

I used to have a gay uncle...he would take me around parties.

this is how naive I was, I always thought it was odd that guys were sitting in pairs..
and some lisped..but never knew they were homosexuals.

I can't say I had a gay buddy...but I knew some people at clubs I used to frequent till
I found out about homosexuality..(2003).

So till seven years ago i thought homosexuals were white people things..I KID U NOT!

so until 7years ago...when guys walked hand in hand I saw nothing wrong with it.

[briCK]

So until seven years ago .. i thought guys in nut hugger jeans followed a different fashion trend

[briCK]

so until seven years ago when a guy told me I am the sexiest man he has ever seen..all i thought was..


WOW.... .....

thanks dude!! if guys find me sexy I MUST BE KILLING THE HOES!

[briCK]

so until seven years ago....guys buying me drinks was like..."SHIT...what a lucky nigga I am"

[briCK]

So until seven years ago...I found it wierd...but I was giving my number to niggaz who asked.

[briCK]

I am see you see the drift....

anyway this is not about me...

its about females and they homosexual freinds

[Alcohol Abuser]

You aint seen shit untill you encouter these "straight looking" types, so here I am at the car wash drinking my Cold Castle Kort...this mofo step up to me on some:
 Mofo: Yo man I see you with your kort can I chill
Me: Yeah nigga you can chill what's your poison?
Mofo: I'ma get my Black label Longtom from my whip and chill with you
Me: (thinking) this some hard core nyukaa he aint givin a fcuk about them dumpies and shit this my dawg right here
Mofo: Yeah! homie I like them dudes who drink straight from the kort there's something rugged about them....can we quickly go and grab some biltong accross the street
Me: Hell yeah dunny I need me some chilli bites
(whilst on the road to the butchery this nigga tries to grab my hand as in walk hand in hand)
Me: Nigga what are you doing?
Mofo: Aint nothing I;m just showing you love as a brother
Me: Motherfcuker step away from me(meantime I'm going back to the carwash)
Carwasher: I was scared to tell you that nigga is phony....I thought you're one of them since I never saw you with a hun here at the carwash.
Me: Nigga fcuk you too gimme my car with that foam on in I don't care if it';s half done I'm suspecting you gay too take your money I'm gone
Carwasher: (talking with a lisp) stay in the closet but I can see it won't be for long don't you ask yourself why you always come to my carwash and I in return make sure I spend me time on your car than other niggas'......? huh!
Me: (tyres of my car screeching) Nigga fcuk you and your peuogot driving frind fcuk both of y'all

[The Angry Hand of God]

The losing in this thread is epic.

[Mapaputsi000]

all three of you kill me. HAHAHAHAH!

i mean all of you, briCK, AA and Pyro.

[MrC The Rap God Almighty]

You aint seen shit untill you encouter these "straight looking" types, so here I am at the car wash drinking my Cold Castle Kort...this mofo step up to me on some:
 Mofo: Yo man I see you with your kort can I chill
Me: Yeah nigga you can chill what's your poison?
Mofo: I'ma get my Black label Longtom from my whip and chill with you
Me: (thinking) this some hard core nyukaa he aint givin a fcuk about them dumpies and shit this my dawg right here
Mofo: Yeah! homie I like them dudes who drink straight from the kort there's something rugged about them....can we quickly go and grab some biltong accross the street
Me: Hell yeah dunny I need me some chilli bites
(whilst on the road to the butchery this nigga tries to grab my hand as in walk hand in hand)
Me: Nigga what are you doing?
Mofo: Aint nothing I;m just showing you love as a brother
Me: Motherfcuker step away from me(meantime I'm going back to the carwash)
Carwasher: I was scared to tell you that nigga is phony....I thought you're one of them since I never saw you with a hun here at the carwash.
Me: Nigga fcuk you too gimme my car with that foam on in I don't care if it';s half done I'm suspecting you gay too take your money I'm gone
Carwasher: (talking with a lisp) stay in the closet but I can see it won't be for long don't you ask yourself why you always come to my carwash and I in return make sure I spend me time on your car than other niggas'......? huh!
Me: (tyres of my car screeching) Nigga fcuk you and your peuogot driving frind fcuk both of y'all

[briCK]

You aint seen shit untill you encouter these "straight looking" types, so here I am at the car wash drinking my Cold Castle Kort...this mofo step up to me on some:
 Mofo: Yo man I see you with your kort can I chill
Me: Yeah nigga you can chill what's your poison?
Mofo: I'ma get my Black label Longtom from my whip and chill with you
Me: (thinking) this some hard core nyukaa he aint givin a fcuk about them dumpies and shit this my dawg right here
Mofo: Yeah! homie I like them dudes who drink straight from the kort there's something rugged about them....can we quickly go and grab some biltong accross the street
Me: Hell yeah dunny I need me some chilli bites
(whilst on the road to the butchery this nigga tries to grab my hand as in walk hand in hand)
Me: Nigga what are you doing?

hahaha...yous a easy nigga if you were a bitch niggaz would practice on you to boost they ego

YOU GET PULLED WITH BILTONG! ..sies dude

[Taf1]

You aint seen shit untill you encouter these "straight looking" types, so here I am at the car wash drinking my Cold Castle Kort...this mofo step up to me on some:
 Mofo: Yo man I see you with your kort can I chill
Me: Yeah nigga you can chill what's your poison?
Mofo: I'ma get my Black label Longtom from my whip and chill with you
Me: (thinking) this some hard core nyukaa he aint givin a fcuk about them dumpies and shit this my dawg right here
Mofo: Yeah! homie I like them dudes who drink straight from the kort there's something rugged about them....can we quickly go and grab some biltong accross the street
Me: Hell yeah dunny I need me some chilli bites
(whilst on the road to the butchery this nigga tries to grab my hand as in walk hand in hand)
Me: Nigga what are you doing?

hahaha...yous a easy nigga if you were a bitch niggaz would practice on you to boost they ego

YOU GET PULLED WITH BILTONG! ..sies dude

hahahhahahahaha  u dudes is crazy

[Alcohol Abuser]

[/quote]

Says Who? A NIGGA WHO GOT GURU AS HIS SIG....smh

[Mapaputsi000]

Says Who? A NIGGA WHO GOT GURU AS HIS SIG....smh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ETHER