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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2011, 10:12:04 AM »
Quote from: Sosiba on April 19, 2011, 09:34:21 AM
Quote from: Tuboy on April 15, 2011, 01:25:50 PM
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Quote from: BaD AzZ KiLLa on April 14, 2011, 10:03:31 PM
Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

CEKE

Lmao, this killed me. Ayikwazi ukubanda ceke ibanda nkce (as in umkhenkce), eba ceke yeluhlaza, lol. ey.

I think you are wrong

"Isibhakabhaka siluhlaza yeke"

"Ibanda ceke"

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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2011, 10:19:49 AM »
lol, yes maybe im wrong in saying ceke is for uhlaza i think it's more Zulu than Xhosa, but im probably worng. This Im sure of though (well almost): Ayibandi ceke, ibanda nkce but in speech it is mostly said ibanda nkca, like umkhenkce which is ice. but ey...
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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2011, 10:35:07 AM »
Quote from: Sosiba on April 19, 2011, 10:19:49 AM
lol, yes maybe im wrong in saying ceke is for uhlaza i think it's more Zulu than Xhosa, but im probably worng. This Im sure of though (well almost): Ayibandi ceke, ibanda nkce but in speech it is mostly said ibanda nkca, like umkhenkce which is ice. but ey...

nkca is for something "sticky", like referign to someone who is stuck of someone or stuck with someone, "uthe nkca".

Nigga who taught you Xhosa? go get you refund. lol
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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2011, 11:38:20 AM »
Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke.  Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.
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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2011, 11:53:22 AM »
Quote from: Blizzard on April 19, 2011, 11:38:20 AM
Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke.

my bad. thats what I actually meant.

Quote from: Blizzard on April 19, 2011, 11:38:20 AM
Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke. Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.

This I didnt know.
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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2011, 11:54:17 AM »
Quote from: Blizzard on April 19, 2011, 11:38:20 AM
Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke.  Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.

THIS!
@RR, it's "nca" not "nkca" as in uncamathele or incamathele.
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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2011, 11:58:22 AM »
Quote from: Mrs Jones on April 19, 2011, 11:54:17 AM
Quote from: Blizzard on April 19, 2011, 11:38:20 AM
Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke.  Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.

THIS!
@RR, it's "nca" not "nkca" as in uncamathele or incamathele.

Alright. I thought so too but then I thought I was wrong. Had I not seen the way he spelt it I would have got it right.
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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2011, 12:08:06 PM »
ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!
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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2011, 12:15:37 PM »
Quote from: Sosiba on April 19, 2011, 12:08:06 PM
ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!

Giligidi Phantsi Yintsini
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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2011, 12:19:59 PM »
Quote from: RearrangedReality on April 19, 2011, 12:15:37 PM
Quote from: Sosiba on April 19, 2011, 12:08:06 PM
ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!

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Hahaha this kills me eertime! I wonder who the hell came up with it.
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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2011, 04:10:02 PM »
Quote from: RearrangedReality on April 19, 2011, 12:15:37 PM
Quote from: Sosiba on April 19, 2011, 12:08:06 PM
ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!

Giligidi Phantsi Yintsini

Thina ke sithi GELEKEQE Phantsi yintsini!


Khona, theni ngath kugcwele aba Xhosa nje apha?

Siya dominater, as usual (sis xhosa sokwenyani ke esi, a la David Kau)
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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2011, 10:44:38 AM »
xhosa's always zimenyiwe!!! lol
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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2011, 01:46:16 PM »
ooh and then there is a Xhosa version of WTF
ithi Yintoni Le Kaka  ;D ;D YLK
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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2011, 01:54:59 PM »
Quote from: TOIVO on April 21, 2011, 01:46:16 PM
ooh and then there is a Xhosa version of WTF
ithi Yintoni Le Kaka  ;D ;D YLK

lol
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Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2011, 11:10:20 AM »
Quote from: TOIVO on April 21, 2011, 01:46:16 PM
ooh and then there is a Xhosa version of WTF
ithi Yintoni Le Kaka  ;D ;D YLK

Ha ha ha ha ha I like this one^^^...

Or "Kukunya kwanton' oko"
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