8 Bars A Day Keeps The Wack MCs Away

[BHLAKHROZE]

aaaahhh, nice one sista^^^

oh, naturelle....

[eraze]

space walking wit a cookie jar, and a can/
strapped to my hand, crumbs break the pan/
impair one side of the brain/
as the stimuli, stimulates the right ear/
writing to a tapping beat, fingers dropping sweet/
keyboard swallowing deep, like legs spread/
and numerous like a chic wit a sheet that spread/
like an avenue... an avenue wher only money bags roll thru/
yeah i hav seen u, ...

[biz-ark-human]

Imma follow in bRiCk's foosteps and drop my 8 bars:

Heita daar, all haters are/ treated to depleted images of avatars/
When they are done, i blaze tha sun/ steal heat then raise tha sum/
Celebrate my nu years on 31st and RAYmadaan/
Hey madam/ pls kindly state that um...rape tha dumb/
Erase that numb/ have em feelin' and hearin this creator's arm/
Elated-spun/ fourty nites cuz days were a greater run/
When nay or none reply/ this message has reached/
Neva communicate, foreva substitute wreckage with speech...

DONE!!! :wink:

[THETRUTH]

"they saaaay iiiiiiiiim cra zayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i reaaally dont give a damn!"
ive been the man since b4 bobby brown did crack,
since b4 john travolta made his first come back,
so look whos talking and then look back,
i make ya neck snap like fresh road kills,
i got 2 panado pills and a half glass of water,
show me an mc that i couldnt slaughter.

[KONFAB]

well represented there nats... damn this thread's growing can't anybody send it back to the top... hate these changes

[KONFAB]

duly delegated to set it, naturelle said it
add your edit to the thread, we don't tell it we spel it
dead 'em silently, no violence needed to get my point across
these fingers trigger niggaz to give up & switch their monitors off
it's all in da force with which you tap it - textual intercourse
stick your log in & last longer than cappa on winter wars
too quick to divorce my staedtler skryfer and eraser
so savour these 8 bars, i'm going back to the paper

[Naturelle]

yeah I asked milk about the latest post being top thing, he sed he would try to reprograme it back to how it used to be....

[THETRUTH]

naturelle's avator gives me a hard on
type with one hand other handles masterbation
only way to handle this sudden bloodloss
bus on my moniter get a sudden head rush
     squash the hi ask myself y we try
to pretend that we can control our emoticons :?:  :wink:
trying to sound clever (sic) we write down our songs
 :idea:  lets pick up the mic and put down the bongs

[syc]

*whack rhyme alert*

what in kelis' afro is goin on
a producer slash rapa,a fake kanye west?
na the rest can see im 2 light in complection
for that comparison to be tru, so there no real imitation
hooked up ag a few months ago, my name s-y-c if u didn't know
but lemme step back and let the real mcs do it
coz i've managed to embarass myself
and i did it in only 8bars

haha ne1 else wanna shot how bad they are @ rhyming:)
i think i hear the doctor knocking on my door

[Original Syn]

Verb packed saliva drips thru fingertips/
embark on cyber trips filled wit digital spits/
old skool flow playin mor retro than 16-bits/
Rhyme Contra, move and keep firin thats my mantra/
I hunt Ra and take his seat at the table of the gods/
My justification for deification be skillz hotter than nuclear fuel rods/
My verbal catlle prods get hed nods from shocked peeps/
So despite all yo best intentions and yo stealthy creeps/
This rhyme giant no longer sleeps.

Dont know if this is up to standard, just wacked it 2getha in a moment here at work.
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[briCK]

due to sickness, sick-leave and also what the doc said
i never posted last week so todays a double dosage
of sneezing, flem and i'll also add cough into the mixture
proof that i'm sick in more than one way..the cure is in this script 'ere
PS Roze sorry i couldn't meet ya
got your SMS tried to call..left a message that i doubt you could hear
but i hope its still all good yeah?
So to make it up to you Happy Valentines' day dear.

I hate valentines day coz i'm not so romantic
and besdies tryna find an original gift is traumatic
whats love but a trap for enevitable heartache
rosez and cholates can't really express what my heart mean't
i'd rather play sex music and burn candles in your apertament
coz i belive passionate sex and beer drinking is where loves at
i once tried to buy roses and cards but got rejected and laughed at
so ever since that day i always said "Valentines Day?" fuck that

8 bar week-end bonaza bonus
i know we all know "wellintgtons day" is upon us
where girls be whispering to each other "these guys wanna bone us"
of-cource we wanna bone you then send you home on your own 2
fuck doing what we supposed to... that shit i'm opposed to
i wanna fuck on a broke stool while grinding to that ol' school
and i hope u'll.......not ask me to hold you
"i dont cuddle when i'm done" you didn't belive me when i told you

[oz]

don't be fooled by my low post sum
I can rap and I 'll now post some
I spit more than dicks drop cum
cover ur mouth's u are so dumb
like pieces of bread niggar u'll go crumb
I'm not talkin abt asses when I say my rhymes go BUM!
Niggars are scared of me the they call-Moms
only reason u exist coz u dodged condoms

-Oz
*Blunted and sharpened at the same time*

[blaqsouljah]

i'm at the pinnacle of a re-routed verbal continuum,
ad infinitum i swing verses like drunk pendulums
i said to them, but they thought it was delirium
that spoke to the dark
with more dialects than animals on noah's ark
who dare start
what is now seen as a dying art
we're orators
verbal cycles' dominators
emancipators, we never claimed to be the originators...

[briCK]

..but originality and originators boarder on emulation
so we scepticly accept the title of originators of this nation
of buck wild teens and juvenille delinquents livin on intimmidation
as a source of inspiration to do what they do upon provocation
Hip Hop the trap for the those that think they wiser than the rest
only to find that the Art Form is communal and got nothing to do with bein the best
if bein the best means you think you are smarter than the rest
The Art Form has always been communal thats why the unwise have failed at bein the best


blaq nice

[BHLAKHROZE]

baf'wethu, nice. yes indeedi.