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Dumbest S#it you read on AG
« on: November 14, 2005, 10:57:53 PM »
Whats the dumbest/funniest isht you ever read on an AG forum thread?..
I'm talking about isht that just make you say WTF 8O

My top 2:
"Konfab & Sensai Tate are the SAME PERSON.." Anonymous Chicken head back in the day..

"Don't ever mention MF Doom & Mzekezeke in the same person..for they are the SAME PERSON" 8O  :lol: Deacon Frost I believe it was thats responsible for that gem..

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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2005, 11:06:37 PM »
It has to be mos of what that dood said about ow kanye west's rap is dope but cats like common can't flow :twisted:  :twisted:

*B&tchchisa that dude to hell please*

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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2005, 11:40:29 PM »
...but Common really hasn't got the best flow in the industy on a real...

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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2005, 12:04:13 AM »
Ok fine, I'll agree that Common hasn't got the best flow in the world, BUT he has an infinitely listenable flow, which is fuckin tite and he's certainly better than Kanye...come on now they not even on the same planet.

Other than that, everytime I see a CPt vs. Jozi or a any of that idiotic regional bullshit I just gotta cast a beseeching glance at the heavens....oh yah and everytime a newby comes on some  "Yo I'm the Rillist Son, Yo I eat piece of shit emcees liek you fo brekfist...Yo I'm a killa yo....Yo you cant fuck wit me yo I'm the best thing since toilet paper....etc etc etc etc "  :roll:
NOBODY TELLS ME I'M COOL, HARD TO TALK WHEN YO TEETH CHATTERING.

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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2005, 01:36:42 AM »
Yeah, cape town vs Jozi sucks, even worse is that Underground vs  Commercial ramble :twisted: , i can't stand it, how i hate it, add to that some of that "Hiphop aint what it used to be, those classic days, the golden era, blah,blah, blah, clearly people aint listening to common-"it aint 94, we can't go back :!:  :!: "

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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2005, 01:44:06 AM »
microsoft is born, yo.... co-siggidy
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2005, 02:17:43 AM »
fuq it I wanna hear that Grimey 90's sound! Cats these days aint making music like they used to..
r Hyde to your Dr Jekyl

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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2005, 10:37:39 AM »
Arrghh, Tate, in 93, it was people aint making music like we used to in the early 80s. We can't go back, thats refusal to progress, i wants to hear me some Neptunes, futuristic-Demolitionman-type-sounds 8), add some little John while your at it, that southside isht :D

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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2005, 12:07:03 PM »
he he he CRuNk music...
is it jus me or does lil john fuk up every song wen make a so called "remix"... Fat Joe's lean bak 4 eg--> i couldnt stand it afta THA KING OF JUNK made a remix of that...i mean thers a lil john remix for everything noweven britney spears 4 kaks sakes!

that nig_a nuthin but a loud midget who managed 2 brainwash overzelous teens hi on crack-ex lookin 4 sumin to bone..

why tha heeeell would i spend 150 buks on an album full of " get up b i ch shake dat fa t ass b ic h crunk in this bi ch bring dat shi bi tch yeah!!!"  
n no there nothin wrong wid progress Tek... tha right type of progress would be apreciated tho...

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« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2005, 12:07:46 PM »
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"

"Don't ever mention MF Doom & Mzekezeke in the same person..for they are the SAME PERSON" 8O  :lol: Deacon Frost I believe it was thats responsible for that gem..


Nah mang I can honestly say that wasn't me

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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2005, 12:11:33 PM »
oh and bak 2 tha topic, tha titest (as opposed 2 dumbest) shi i seen on ag lately was that thing about MIZCHIF being related to MF DOOM.. i neva knew doom's surname was DUMISILE til now now! maZimbabwean dzokerai kumusha mhani, kuda kupota pasi rese muchiba nyika dzevanhu!! :lol:

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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2005, 12:14:56 PM »
Thornz said it. I second that ish Fully!
iv got a fire in my heart and your critism fans it!

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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2005, 12:16:28 PM »
Quote from: "thornz"
maZimbabwean dzokerai kumusha mhani, kuda kupota pasi rese muchiba nyika dzevanhu!! :lol:

Transalation!!!??  :o

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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2005, 02:19:36 PM »
everything j dogg/mastermind dogg/amok has ever posted.
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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2005, 02:24:16 PM »
^^word

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