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Author Topic: Dumbest S#it you read on AG  (Read 37910 times)

Offline The KWEDZA HOD

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Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
« Reply #225 on: September 13, 2009, 06:16:11 AM »
Lmao, the anon rapper wannabe kills me, any link to the full thread? Just wanna follow up on how far he got.

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Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
« Reply #226 on: November 09, 2009, 09:18:26 AM »
Deac, that girl obviously has waaaaaaaaaaaay to much testosterone...
You don't wanna hop in bed with her and be un-pleasantly surprised...
maybe he likes it rough...

maybe he likes it rough... with shemales?

they give it just as hard as they receive it...lol

I have no Idea how he/she/it knows this but this is some of the gayest shit on AG not involving rama

That not good enough for ya?

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Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
« Reply #227 on: November 09, 2009, 09:34:44 AM »
Deac, that girl obviously has waaaaaaaaaaaay to much testosterone...
You don't wanna hop in bed with her and be un-pleasantly surprised...
maybe he likes it rough...

maybe he likes it rough... with shemales?

they give it just as hard as they receive it...lol

I have no Idea how he/she/it knows this but this is some of the gayest shit on AG not involving rama


lol

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Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
« Reply #228 on: August 30, 2010, 11:55:37 AM »
I am currently setting up a supporter photo gallery.  It would be dope if everybody who visits this site sends a couple of pictures of themselves or their dogs or their cats.

The best pictures will be rewarded with a fresh vinyl pack.

send your pix to <a href="mailto:pix@africasgateway.com">pix@africasgateway.com</a> :-D


hello i am a newbie to rap music and i want people to help me become a rapper.  i started buying snoop doggy dog and dr dre but there were too many swear words because i´m a born again christian so i liked heavy d instead.  but he was too boring now i´m into the new will smith because he has a very smooth voice and i wanted to know if this was okay.  this was 4 years ago and now i think i have listened to enough rap to become a rapper who can talk about my life, i want to be a different rapper, because i feel taht i wuold like to rap in church in front of the audience but take verses from the bible and make them rhyme.  i tried using psalms but the verses are too short and it sounds like old rap from the eighties.can anybody help me, i shudder at the thought of visiting this website because in these forums there are a lot of swear words and i´m not used to that because everytime i see one i need to say a prayer. i want to know why you say ´head´ all the time, like you say ´hiphop head´ and what is difference between hiphop and rap, isn´t hiphop a clothing label/ i want to be a rapper so i can preach i´m sorry if i sound stupid but i need hellp because i have to prepare something for church at the end of may and i want to rap, also is it possible for me to make a beat with my mouth like i see on tv, long ago there was this rap group that had a guy with long hair on top, and he made a beat with his mouth, i really liked it, i trey it but i can only do it with my throat, and it doesn´t soudn the same, or should i ask somebody to help me on the stage at chruch? i am grateful for your assistance

god bless
Moe

i forget to mention other question, when you rap do you breathe between each word or do you breath between each sentence?

thank you
Moe
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Too funny ;D
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Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
« Reply #229 on: August 30, 2010, 01:01:55 PM »
Moe is one of the funniest people to ever post on AG.

He should come back and tell us how his rap career is going.



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Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
« Reply #230 on: August 30, 2010, 01:39:29 PM »
Moe is one of the funniest people to ever post on AG.

He should come back and tell us how his rap career is going.

Wasnt around when he was here but that post >>>>> anything mad or cash said
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