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Other => Humour / Jokes => Topic started by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on August 23, 2006, 01:35:17 PM
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A WHITE GIRL WITH a**!! :lol: :lol:
Jessica Biel = my favourite white girl. She'll send you straight to seventh heaven
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GOT DAYUM! 8O 8O
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huh? dude...give me a minute i'll post a** for y'ah!
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Nah mang I aint competin
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Nah mang I aint competin
its something I wanna use a contrast so people can see what different people opinions besides its one pic you'll like it.
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Lets see 8O
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I have ben loking for a reason to post this picture
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Those jeans are hanging on for dear life :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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actually a blak girl's worse nightmare has nothing to do with the a**,
it's the white girl as the other woman
Honest Question Why?
Most Black Girls I have seen with white buys were the type i'd want nothing to do with anyway..I always a**umed it was the same for females
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Man talk about hangin brick that is not right make a
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endzi writes:
actually a blak girl's worse nightmare has nothing to do with the a**,
it's the white girl as the other woman
OR a white girl with a black brother that she likes,
OR even worse a white girl dating her ex...Now that's a breaker...
the a** ain't shit...
we gut 'nuff of that, it deserves no mention!!!
endzi, you remind me of some girls from durban i know - these chicks used to hang around the bat centre and moved in a pack. the loudest one of them all was skinny one with huge tits - louise. they'd preach this all day to people - hell they barely knew me from a bar of soap yet they were quick to judge me for my preference of women. in fact louise had a cousin called endzi and that girl always had a few blunts neatly rolled up and stashed in her bag with her note pad. there were fat ones and ugly ones in that pack - it was a f***ing circus. some of these girls had huge crushes on the guys from blakfist of garvey yet they fronted like they was not interested. to be honest some of those girls looked like they didn't bath and had rabies - not to be mean or nothing. i'm just saying...
i knew of a girl named endzi.
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endzi writes:
actually a blak girl's worse nightmare has nothing to do with the a**,
it's the white girl as the other woman
OR a white girl with a black brother that she likes,
OR even worse a white girl dating her ex...Now that's a breaker...
the a** ain't shit...
we gut 'nuff of that, it deserves no mention!!!
endzi, you remind me of some girls from durban i know - these chicks used to hang around the bat centre and moved in a pack. the loudest one of them all was skinny one with huge tits - louise. they'd preach this all day to people - hell they barely knew me from a bar of soap yet they were quick to judge me for my preference of women. in fact louise had a cousin called endzi and that girl always had a few blunts neatly rolled up and stashed in her bag with her note pad. there were fat ones and ugly ones in that pack - it was a f***ing circus. some of these girls had huge crushes on the guys from blakfist of garvey yet they fronted like they was not interested. to be honest some of those girls looked like they didn't bath and had rabies - not to be mean or nothing. i'm just saying...
i knew of a girl named endzi.
It appears you may have exposed another one there Blaq 8O
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thats the womans worst fear. according to the man. white girls and their a**es are the least of my problems really. who cares. i dont give a shyt.
do what you feel is best. coz trust me. i will do the same.
people must just make themselves happy. have who they want. once.
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deacon writes:
It appears you may have exposed another one there Blaq
dude i'm not trying to expose nothing - seems like you know something man. but do you know the types of women i'm talking about? the ones thats quick to judge you for who you shag and then turn and be bitter and sour as baby vomit. i'm just saying that i met girls like these back in durbs. i could never understand the motivation to be mean or feel threatened anywho - it's not like white girl took anything of yours or that you could have had. that's why i never worry when black chick rocks white dude's nuts against her chin - that's her thing. just let me do my thing - and for the record...i'mma say this loud so y'all can hear: " Black women, when they front like that coz white girl caught brother's eye, actually do more harm to themselves than good. brother feels rightly justified for not dating her crazy a**!!!"
i really don't give a f*** either way who my ex is dating - at the moment me and my one ex are actually good friends. we talk about all types of shit and i tell her everything and she tells me what her current dude wants from her in bed - apparently dude hasn't seen her freaky side as yet, two or some years later!!! this is not to bash any women - but i'm appealing to the black women out there. please ladies don't claim something that was never yours and never will be - white girls need some love too. :wink:
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endzi writes:
Damn...what's this?...the results of an inferiority complex..."mom, please...tell them to stop, they're judging me...oh no, mommy, they don't like my girlfriends...look mommy, they got dreadlocks... lice...rabies...dirty...dirty...dirty!
nye nye nye...say I? learn dis: what's the point of claimin soldier if yo mental's already conquered by cowardice?....HA..HA..SHIVERS!!! MOMMMMMMYY!!!
How u gon come on the site on some wack shit? very lame trying to shame someone on a thread for sum childish personal dilemma.
how many era need to pa**, b4 u say something in someone's face...
reveal yoself mr blaqsouljah....and by the way, by cleanliness... do u mean like... artificial barbie dolls hidden beneath tons of make up...expensive clothes & nauseous-smelling perfumes, u mean like airhead black barbies?
oh, of course, i couldn't personally be clean, i have none of the above...but let's c...oh...look my wisdom's still intact.
whoever u are and whatever u have against me, jus bring it...
and next time, try not to c me as one of...i am ONE...i've never approached anyone about their preferences in girls or anything else so, if u r judging me based on wut u thought i thought of u, try askin next time
and finally 'mr meany-miny-tiny-to-zero confidence'...do yoself a favour & believe in yourself, focus on you & not on other people's opinions of u coz those grudges & that hatred ain't doing u any favours, in fact, u'll probably spend all your life a miserable bitter a**hole, who was 'never given a chance' in life....self pity is pathetic blak...this is some good advice, if i were u i'd take it and shut the f*** up..
Tell me blaqsouljah, was i your worst nightmare??? ha ha ha ha
Don't u worry, one day, u too will awaken from the deep dungeons of ignorance & self pity...and maybe, just maybe....u'll stop seeing life to such a f*cking minimal.....
so r u gon insist on ridiculing yoself or r u gonna reveal yourself & tell me exactly what kinda beef u got with 'me'? if so, just bring it, f*** this gimmick shit...ain't even worth the rabies...
looks like i stepped on a shit-load of nerves this time. i done really f***ed up now. listen her sweety - you and her could be the same person, i was just saying that i knew of a girl of the name like yours.
now you go on showing how dumb and sexually frustrated you are by hitting on me in an a**backwards manner - go to school, you don't talk to people like that. if i offended you i would have been sorry if you didn't reveal your a** to me like that - now everyone can see you've got shit for brains. saying people look like they don't bath and that they have rabies does not mean that they don't bath and have rabies - learn the word perception you twat.
i'm actually getting a hard on talking to your militant a** - i don't have issues with you. but no like an incoherent trollop who has just tasted her own vaginal discharge you've gone and insulted me and brought my other into it - i love my mother by the way and yes when the other kids in the play pen laugh at me i seek the comfort of her ample bossom. are you happy now?
what would make you happy? saying that i had not met girls in durban who had issues with whom i chose to date? or the fact that those girls looked really pretty and would look good standing in some kitchen barefooted and naked some day? oh that would so make your day. the angry black girl camp is down the road. you seem to know who i was talking about and that is why i think you reacted so menopausily (sic), and you could have, like a normal person, argued differently.
for someone who doesn't seem to know me you sure do know the pet names my girlfriend gave me 'mr meany-miny-tiny-to-zero confidence' (this is because i am hung like a 10 year old kid - it's not my fault) and "miserable bitter a**hole" (wow the out pour of such emotion touches me so).
you've asked me to focus on me and not on others' opinion of me - for someone claiming such wisdom, why then do you fail to follow your own unsolicited advice? and bye-the-bye love - i'd rather wallow is self pity and ignorance then attempt some sort of wisdom fueled by dirty quasi-militant disposition.
you did attempt to amuse me at some point. don't worry though the mother land still loves you. in case you haven't heard babes - i enjoy ridiculing myself for the abject pleasures of others. :wink:
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*Puts on his vest and his helmet*
*Psyches up a bit, releases the safety*
*Peeps round the corner into this thread, then enters cautiously*
*Keeping his head low, creeps quickly to where the front seats are at*
*Pops the popocorn bag open, rocks the 3D gla**es, can hardly sit still...*
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i'm wit you C4, this be an explosive :D sichayshin.... man this got ugly quick... who you gon ptu money on... Souljah got the fight experience and has demonstarted a devestating knockout b4, but Endzi has displayed the ability to punch above her weight ( no beef) :wink: and she displayed amazign ferocity at the opening bell......
*ding-ding-ding,... as the second round commences, syn summons the snack wench and orders a boerewors and russian gatsby with all the trimmings cos fuggit if it gon get this ugly in the ring, it might as well get that ugly in his stomach... but he is a generous man so he pa**es C4 a quarter from the end of his cholestrol-laden monstrosity and fashions a makeshift napkin by tucking the end of the mink coat slung over the seat in front of him down his collar... he pulls a megaphone from underneath his seat and raises it to his lips...*
LLLLLETTSSS, GET RRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRUUMMMBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, it's hard 2 say who's gonna take this one, syn. As u pointed out earlier, both contestants are lookin good, and it's wreaking havoc in the gambling houses... Personally i'd put my money on... nah, my gamble is my my secret, i aint gonna jinx this one, there's high stakes at stake here!
... but he is a generous man so he pa**es C4 a quarter from the end of his cholestrol-laden monstrosity...[/size]
A QUARTER???
Don't 4get I've seen your signature, since when do u carry coins around anyway? I saw u jus the otha day, on some:
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type ish.
A quarter...
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You misunderstand me, I certainly wasn't going to give you any money :P I was talkin about givin you a quarter of the gatsby I ordered from the snack wench... jeez, ok i suppose bein from Nam you dont know what that is, but picture this, a loaf of bread about 70cm long and at least 10cm thick, stuffed wit about a kilogram of thick cut sloppy chips (in the british sense) a selction of meats, in my case wors and russian viennas, oozin wit sauce, maybe some chees, and an occasional slice of tomato and possible some onion. plz find enclosed pic, kindly disregard the amazed looking Korean chap, US exchange student, which a friend was hosting while he studied at UCT, bit of a republican wanker, let him get rolled for his cash at Cape Town station just b4 he left, funny shit, but besides the point... I was gonna give you a quarter of this....
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Contestants ready?
Round two...ding ding ding :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry guys.I just had to. What C4 wrote is really funny :lol: :lol:
I can just picture the setting.
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endzi writes:
bullshyt, u know damn well who i am, but if i were u i'd b careful whom i adress in rebellious undertones, i aint yo equal...that much is obvious.
they can? based on what? on the fact that i used to know a hateful little scum, who craps on people on the net with hopes of a**uming the throne of 'shame'. agghh please
it is @ this point that i actually think i might begin 2 pity u after all , so i'm not 'normal', hell no, never was, never wanted 2 be...but it's strikes me very much as 'typical' to use words like 'menopausily' towards a woman when an impotent loser is desperately trying to rise....typical, typical & very very pathetic. I'm not here tryin to prove shit 2 u, i hope don't really believe that what u got between yo legs puts u above me or any other woman. If u did, another guess coming...
hey, u got a first name? coz i sure as hell never knew no one by the name blaqsouljah until AG, now u know u're no coward, right? so just tell me who u r...ok let's say, aggh sham poor dude, he really had no idea who endz was, then now u know, i got a cousin named louise, i used to hang at the Bat often...it's me endzi & u are???
I'd say 4 someone who didn't know who i was, it would seem very stupid to post some shit like that about someone u knew wouln't even recognise the name...& again u chose to ridicule yourself by claimin to play mr innocent under yo patriachal blaqsouljah disguise! i guess u r what we'd call a wounded soldier, oh look she hurt my manhood...find another snob to play 'baby' with, i ain't wit it. You're the foulest mathafakha i've known so far.
u do that, jus leave me out of it yo, got mad sh*t 2 do, no time 4 snobbish retards...
By the way if it'll help yo nerves better than 'Dutch Pride', why don't u ask yourself again...what did ENDZI do 2 me? coz sumthing tells me yo bitterness is directed @ someone or people i knew, not @ me. If it is, tell me why.
As 4 me being militant; yeh, hell f***in yeh, but i was part of some group, but perhaps, that once again is one of yo stupid a**umptions, i would hope u're mature enough to know that; just bcoz someone has social relations with others, it doesn't mean they share the same insight. Or maybe u taking the 'birds of the same feather flock together' phrase a bit 2 literally. Dude, seriously u need 2 do some serious self-introspection...why r u still livin in the past?
Infact i think i'll change my initial response: A black girl's worst nightmare is a boy fronting like he's a man, a self-pitying little black boy who hasn't got the balls...& sulks at the thought of giving away his true identity to protect the safety of his inflated but equally fragile ego ...only coz he knows, he ain't shit under his guise...blehhhh! there goes my lunch!
One more chance now: REVEAL YOURSELF, tell me what beef u have with me and stop putting me in clusters. I doubt these forums were ever meant for personal vendettas.
either that or get a shrink...
Character check list:
hateful little scum - that's me
impotent loser - check, me again
foulest mathafakha i've known so far - aren't i chuffed, just.
bruised ego - oh you know me all too well.
f*** the list - honey i'm all of the above and more. but then again your feminist rhetoric is nothing new to me. i see you suffer from penis envy and you'd like for me to say that i envy you for being an anal semi-enlightened condescending twat who's sworn at me all over the gaff. so if my dick doesn't make me king of my world - it means that you being a total c*** makes you the authority on which gender is superior? methinks not hey.
and then you go around making threats - on some watch your back. bitch please, my limp dick (that is what i'm known for) has more fight than you do. you continue to surprise me though with your gems of absolute wisdom, and how you've got me figured out to the tee. note to angry black militant c*** - your friends still looked like they rummaged through dustbins for foreplay. i'm not hurt by their comments - it was just funny how people who never knew shit about me were quick to make a**umptions about me. much like you are doing. i have tried the shrink thing, and being a 'snobbish retard' i felt i wasn't getting my money's worth of couch time - so i stopped seeing her professionally but she and i are still tryin to get the bottom of my impotence.
does that now make you happy? you're not a c*** because you're a woman - you're a c*** because you know no other way. so you can lift you fist in the air and reveal your unshaven pits you militant toss pot, or you can try and be nice - some dude might just take mercy on you and give you his nuts to put your mouth to better use. :wink:
***you gotta love the AG***
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SHIT let me edit and fix the grammer coz this quite important.
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u still a bigger c*** coz u still ain't told me your name
u still shivering from comments, not made by me, but by my friends
u still using your manhood to make yourself feel like a man
yet u still a scared little boy without a name :P
u still making your problem our problem
don't bother watching yo back dun, watch your front, it's what's giving yo cowardice away...
stop exposin your frustrations & get a pump, seems u need it
yo problems don't make a difference in this woman's life...whether they be on AG or not (hope u got yo release though), u clearly could use it
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TIME OUT!!!
*water break*
Ok...Contestants ready?
Round Three...ding ding ding :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ok no more... mara I can't help it!
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The evils! A thread about a beautiful thing as a** could lead to such horror.
However the cat has been let out the bag so I might as well add fuel to the fire about super black females.
The "Badu" type bitches, the weed smoking reading poetry and revolutionary books talking bout black pride, Marcus Garvey and so on piss me the f*** off
They hardly know anything thing about AFRICAN history and are more often than not reformed “Self hating blacks who would have preferred to be not black but coz they were not accepted by the white society they feel the need in over-compensating by proving they are black” types
I can’t completely blame them; these are the kind of identity crisis “White Friendly Black Folk” have to endure one OF many!
The transformation as I have observed it often happens when they get to institutions of higher learning, they do is smoke pot, read watered down “Black Pride and Revolutionary” works that get them fight for a cause which is none existent and has been going for longer than they can even fathom, but because of the years they spent self hating and accepting black as inferior they feel now that THEY are exposed to this reading material other blacks who many not have been to higher learning need help and they become martyrs for lost causes trying to save people who need no saving.
I was going to go deeper but I will not do however leave with something to ponder
Know your Africa through looking at it from the eyes of those who have always been in Africa.
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endzi said
---got mad sh*t 2 do, no time 4 snobbish retards---
your looooooooong and seemingly heartfelt response suggests otherwise
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Preach on brother Brick...TESTIFY :lol: :lol: !
You're talking about them "children of the soil" type peeps right....bo "mother nature breathes through me" bull-crap.
Yeah..that kinda pisses me off as well...
But hush for now. :wink:
You're disturbing the match :lol: :lol:
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there is also the contrasting type with the EXACT issue.
Its a sad sight to see our sisters like this...I know there guys like tha but guys are easir to deal with for some reason guys can smell bullshit a mile away in word of Sketch"I will not eat shit even if it has been flavoured with chutney"
What Have noticed I have not been exposed to techiary students in a while its possible that this situation has changed.
BUT the Badu Type and The "Snobby" type were exactly the same in my eyes the snobby type was at more true to theselves coz they were not persuing a imaginary identity they felt well shit this is what I have tuened to be might as well go with. And that is just as pain ifnot moreso. they face the harsh reality even though you have accepted this identity it don't mean shit when you leave the institution, wait till you get to the workenvironment I know many a junkie ex-Snob they hate me coz I am black screeming females..ouch my head!
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shit know what?
*takes C4's advice...and sits at the front with sneeked in booze*
Also I just noticed I have posted more than 3thousand posts and I remmber saying I will never post on AG after 3000
PEACE!
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for a thread placed on 'humour & jokes' section, it seems that a lot of responses here are very much based on a**umptions & a need 2 prove how open-minded we are...
how did we get to the part about righteous black women? is that based on my comments about 'the white woman as the other woman' Ha ha ha...ooohh i guess that makes me some kind of poetess type? come on yall
seems, peeps have already created a image of me in their heads, question is...how did ya'll come to those conclusions...would love 2 know...
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---yeh...& so? this concerns u how?---
hhayi phela, as'dlali sonke. i'm just gettin my innocent bystander on, making the occasional comment like urrbody else up in here. Usab' u Brick no Nthabi? mina ng'gcwala nge Gurri..concentrate on Blaq uyeke mina phansi.
Round 4...lets go
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GETT EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@ briCK,
3000 is a lot dawg, guess your a sucker for AG.
This place can be addictive.1st thing I do when I get to work.
Turn on my computer, open mailbox then log onto AG...eish..that's actually quite freaky....we've all been brainwashed...aaaaah 8O
*people start complaining coz Nthabi & Brick are blocking their view of the match*
Contestant down...ding ding ding :lol: :lol:
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1) how did we get to the part about righteous black women?
2)is that based on my comments about 'the white woman as the other woman
1) I think that would be my doing, and I was not talking about the richeous black woman,,,I was addressing something about what Blaq said about the dreadlock lice infested females...it sort of triggered something I have been meaning to talk about and unfortunatly i posted it umtimly but I figured you know this thread started with a** and next there was a exchange of words so shit another change or turn won't BE THAT bad.
2) Since I am resposible for the change NO, it has nothing to do with you from my side I don't know you you so I can't speak about you.
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bo"mother nature breathes through me" bull-crap.
Yeah..that kinda pisses me off as well...
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*falls off chair*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
"u know the peeps im talking bout
the ones u always see at the coffe house
soon as they get on i start walking out
(skip)
battle me wit sandles and caprice on?
come on dog"
little brother
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1) how did we get to the part about righteous black women?
2)is that based on my comments about 'the white woman as the other woman
1) I think that would be my doing, and I was not talking about the richeous black woman,,,I was addressing something about what Blaq said about the dreadlock lice infested females...it sort of triggered something I have been meaning to talk about and unfortunatly i posted it umtimly but I figured you know this thread started with a** and next there was a exchange of words so shit another change or turn won't BE THAT bad.
2) Since I am resposible for the change NO, it has nothing to do with you from my side I don't know you you so I can't speak about you.
point taken
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I figured you know this thread started with a**
actually I think I f***ed the thread up.
IT WAS ABOUT
black grils nightmare...I think Akll I saw was a** and I posted a**.
Sorry y'all ddn't mean to de-rail the thread
PEACE
and ENDZI .. you got a PM
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endzi said
---got mad sh*t 2 do, no time 4 snobbish retards---
your looooooooong and seemingly heartfelt response suggests otherwise
yeh...& so? this concerns u how?
is melanin latte taking to the ring???
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You misunderstand me, I certainly wasn't going to give you any money :P I was talkin about givin you a quarter of the gatsby I ordered from the snack wench...
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OK, now it makes cents...
A quarter... :D
shit know what?
*takes C4's advice...and sits at the front with sneeked in booze*
*slaps his forehead* Oh jaa... that's what I 4got 2 bring 2 the match!!!
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at verbatim:
u still a bigger c*** coz u still ain't told me your name
okay if you say so.
u still shivering from comments, not made by me, but by my friends
not shivering from the comments - found them rather anecdotal
u still using your manhood to make yourself feel like a man
you brought my dick into this you f***ing cretin.
yet u still a scared little boy without a name
the name's blaqsouljah bitch - ask about me!!
u still making your problem our problem
don't recall making it your problem - in fact you took my statements and tried to prove that you knew something about who and what i am.
don't bother watching yo back dun, watch your front, it's what's giving yo cowardice away...
so i'm a coward - i've accepted it and now just f*** off and stop being a rectal itch.
stop exposin your frustrations & get a pump, seems u need it
i'm not frustrated by it by no means, way of form - i'm embracing it. in that way i cease to base my being on my genitalia (or lack thereof), but rather on the fact that i have dubious rearing and lack of social acumen.
yo problems don't make a difference in this woman's life...whether they be on AG or not (hope u got yo release though), u clearly could use it
so is this where you shut up and take like the c*** (revolting dolt) that you are? i would be happy if you did shut up. but something tells me that that's not gonna happen - i mean after all nothing with a dick will be superior to you right? okay then dyke mcqueen - have it your way.
you see whether or not i tell you my name and all the personal information you're gonna need to base you misplaced fantasies on - that doesn't really matter much. those girls i met who based their a**umptions of my person on who i dated, they still amuse the shit out of me. i have never cowered from anything and no statements made then has turned me into a sour little a**hole as you so eloquently put it. i see we have highlighted my issues and made a great huge hoolabaloo about them - i wonder where you issues stem from. don't worry though, your insignifi-c*** self won't take up more of my precious time. so if you feel like you've not exhausted all your retorts based on my gender and insecurities and all - call me. you'll find me here on the AG.
looking at some of the responses it seems like i'm not the only one with a problem with those girls who so readily " rage against the machine" in a manner of speaking. those girls who refer to everything as babylon and what not. incoherent women talking about the conscious and the unconscious - actually this extends to guys too. all you left-of-the-extreme-left neo-africanists who believe that enlightenment comes with the rancid collective body odour and pot-pourri body oil - f*** all of you.
one. :wink:
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briCK writes:
1) I think that would be my doing, and I was not talking about the richeous black woman,,,I was addressing something about what Blaq said about the dreadlock lice infested females...it sort of triggered something I have been meaning to talk about and unfortunatly i posted it umtimly but I figured you know this thread started with a** and next there was a exchange of words so shit another change or turn won't BE THAT bad.
hijo de puta!!! did i really say that? really?!?!? 8O :wink:
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Also I just noticed I have posted more than 3thousand posts and I remmber saying I will never post on AG after 3000
PEACE!
You're welcome to try and leave, but i think some peeps here might hunt u down, kidnap you and tie you 2 a seat in front of a pc... 8O
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briCK writes:
1) I think that would be my doing, and I was not talking about the richeous black woman,,,I was addressing something about what Blaq said about the dreadlock lice infested females...it sort of triggered something I have been meaning to talk about and unfortunatly i posted it umtimly but I figured you know this thread started with a** and next there was a exchange of words so shit another change or turn won't BE THAT bad.
hijo de puta!!! did i really say that? really?!?!? 8O :wink:
Oh my bad!!!!!
it was not you talked about Louise and ENDZI talked about the Lice and I sort of .. well you know
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Also I just noticed I have posted more than 3thousand posts and I remmber saying I will never post on AG after 3000
PEACE!
You're welcome to try and leave, but i think some peeps here might hunt u down, kidnap you and tie you 2 a seat in front of a pc... 8O
yeah briCk try it...i dare you :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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the nerve of the bitch:
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blaqsouljah
i see we have highlighted my issues... don't worry though, your insignifi-c*** self won't take up more of my precious time
Amen! he who... finally surrenders.
sorry peeps...seems our fun has been cut short
no i did not surrender - i said your butch feminist rhetoric is tiresome and the only thing that you can talk on is a play on the gender superiority / inferiority. hardly seen as surrendering. i figured i was speaking myself into circles and regardless of how pathetic i was / still am, this is but a temporary disposition whereas that of those girls was permanent. cosmetic deficiencies can never be covered up by denying the establishment and saying that your looks defy the traditional definitions of what girls should look like.
now that bunch of trolls really amused me and do still. you claim wisdom, righteousness (a virtue of the pious if you ask me) yet you indulge yourself by getting into a verbal fisticuffs with an idiot (your insightful diagnosis). and then you make statements that one can clearly see spawn from a desperation of sorts. "oh how do you attack a man? by telling him his dick aint shit of course - it's rather elementary my dear watson." - no shit sherlock!! and then you claim a victory. your somewhat bland attempt of spewing vitriol seems rather well rehearsed - my non-existant brain can deduce that you have been confronted with this very same topic. and guessing that you took the completely asinine route in that instance as well. pity then should be afforded to you, but i'm of the belief that you're too dumb to even accept that with some sense of appreciative modesty.
you really want to duel me, do it on a more mentally engaging level. men with small dicks and low esteem or wounded pasts are a dime a dozen - but dumb bitches like you are the advent of more awakened society looking for their place in the sun. let's celebrate you then - toast to you gross idiocy and compulsion to mafe unwavering idiots of yourselves while hating the girls who are true to themselves and have steady supply of dick. and i'm not talking about some dude who had to make do because your a** was the closest thing to a sexual encounter that blunted bastard could have had. easily you refer to some type of women as the black barbie doll type and when you're refered to as the hygienically aware equivalent of a book-reading hobo - ooh, that's such an insult. blasphemous almost even in the land of the "righteous and conscious".
now you can either f*** with the fact that girls who look like they were involved in a demolition derby and smell like the sweaty guys who build and repair public infrastructure, are not any sane guy's cup of tea - or you could f*** off. either way i really don't give a f***.
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briCK: sorry man, i meant to congratulate you on your milestone - f*** you're old in AG terms. and i agree with nthabi - your a** isn't going anywhere, wherelse would you be afforded the demi-god status that you have garnered here. :wink:
how about you aim for 10000 posts. 8O :wink:
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I registered here in 2003 and if it was not for the fact that the white man f***ed with and made it hard to live the post would be more I was AWOL for a good two...can you IMAGINE what kind of shit I could have posted in those two years!
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I registered here in 2003 lle nthotsi mo le thlo siya mmo!
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All this shit because I posted a white girl 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Man blaqsouljah sure tackled [CENSORED BY CAPTAIN briCK] like Royce gracie
(http://nc.roycegracie.tv/images/royce_gracie/royce_yoshida.gif)
And before you knew it, went for the triangle lock to make the [ALSO CENSORED AGAIN BY CAPTAIN briCK] tap out 8O
(http://www.lpilsley.co.uk/jujitsu/pictures/ged_boba.gif)
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the nerve of the bitch:
Quote:
blaqsouljah
i see we have highlighted my issues... don't worry though, your insignifi-c*** self won't take up more of my precious time
Amen! he who... finally surrenders.
sorry peeps...seems our fun has been cut short
no i did not surrender - i said your butch feminist rhetoric is tiresome and the only thing that you can talk on is a play on the gender superiority / inferiority. hardly seen as surrendering. i figured i was speaking myself into circles and regardless of how pathetic i was / still am, this is but a temporary disposition whereas that of those girls was permanent. cosmetic deficiencies can never be covered up by denying the establishment and saying that your looks defy the traditional definitions of what girls should look like.
now that bunch of trolls really amused me and do still. you claim wisdom, righteousness (a virtue of the pious if you ask me) yet you indulge yourself by getting into a verbal fisticuffs with an idiot (your insightful diagnosis). and then you make statements that one can clearly see spawn from a desperation of sorts. "oh how do you attack a man? by telling him his dick aint shit of course - it's rather elementary my dear watson." - no shit sherlock!! and then you claim a victory. your somewhat bland attempt of spewing vitriol seems rather well rehearsed - my non-existant brain can deduce that you have been confronted with this very same topic. and guessing that you took the completely asinine route in that instance as well. pity then should be afforded to you, but i'm of the belief that you're too dumb to even accept that with some sense of appreciative modesty.
you really want to duel me, do it on a more mentally engaging level. men with small dicks and low esteem or wounded pasts are a dime a dozen - but dumb bitches like you are the advent of more awakened society looking for their place in the sun. let's celebrate you then - toast to you gross idiocy and compulsion to mafe unwavering idiots of yourselves while hating the girls who are true to themselves and have steady supply of dick. and i'm not talking about some dude who had to make do because your a** was the closest thing to a sexual encounter that blunted bastard could have had. easily you refer to some type of women as the black barbie doll type and when you're refered to as the hygienically aware equivalent of a book-reading hobo - ooh, that's such an insult. blasphemous almost even in the land of the "righteous and conscious".
now you can either f*** with the fact that girls who look like they were involved in a demolition derby and smell like the sweaty guys who build and repair public infrastructure, are not any sane guy's cup of tea - or you could f*** off. either way i really don't give a f***.
funny...funny...funny :
agghhh sham! u still raging? :? ...over what? what my 'friends' said 2 u. Seriously, whoever thinks your bullshyt comments have any reasonable basis is as sadly mistaken as u, i pity them 2.
Man...get over it
i will no longer be part of this slapstick crapness... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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you tapped out! you tapped out!
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deacon: muchos gracias hermano - jessica beil esta muy linda. el morocha (chulo) que linda.
and yes it was your fault - just joking man. keep em coming though. 8O :wink: 8)
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Hey Deac:
I know we don't tiptoe around issues or censor ourselves on AG but I don't think its cool to refer to the girls on AG as bitches, its just not a nice word.
thats all I wanted to say.
cool.
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Hey Deac:
I know we don't tiptoe around issues or censor ourselves on AG but I don't think its cool to refer to the girls on AG as bitches, its just not a nice word.
thats all I wanted to say.
cool.
you right! I myself an trying with little luch to phase the word out my vocal
I have cleaned the post up!
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briCK: check your e-mail - NOW!!!
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briCK: check your e-mail - NOW!!!
I need to update my profile...email me on brickdots@gmail.com
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Fine I shall calleth thee wenches :twisted:
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^^^DONE!
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deacon: we're planning on taking over the AG - do you want in? :twisted: :twisted: :evil:
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^^Word I'll be the castro to your Che guavara antics :twisted: :twisted: :lol:
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(http://www.eyecandymodeling.com/ecm/models/Alana/006.jpg)
a**?
yes/no/maybe
I know i like that right thurrr....
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Lukn at that...i can't help but remember seing on some make over show (hey...i was paralysed on the couch coz of a hang-over...what else was i supposed to watch...LACK OF DSTV!) some doctors sucking fat from some chicks stomach and pumping it into her a**!! Yes...white chick! Its rilly sad to think they have to go to such lengths to get any a**-attention.
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@ Deacon Frost
dude you were right jessica biel has some black a**...i watched texas chainsaw ma**cre last nite with my honey...and all my honey heard was me..whisper to myself "damn this chick has some a** oowee..."
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@madnotes
damn wit a** like dat blk women bes be scared
IYO
she on my photobucket.....
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AG has become so dead lately, that I've taken to reading old threads for entertainment. This one was fun.
What happened to all the fun people? Is there some new place on the interwebs that I don't know about?
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There's actually a lot of gold hidden in the AG archives. This thread was hilarious!
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we should have an AG cla**ics subsection or a thread with the links.
oh fire some Mods lets get some action on these boards. Shane!
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AG is dead. Twitter and Facebook killed Ag.
I think Child may have been right when he wanted to start an AG Facebook page. Where do people discuss and share such intellectual tidbits nowadays?
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AG is dead. Twitter and Facebook killed Ag.
I think Child may have been right when he wanted to start an AG Facebook page. Where do people discuss and share such intellectual tidbits nowadays?
Dont think it could have worked becuase a lot of people love being anoynmous here compared to fb