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Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: Phat_Cat on November 26, 2003, 06:15:00 PM
aight......
RULEZ:
20 barz max.....(2 bar finisher if you want)
5 votes wins (3-0 KO)
Lets do this.......



Plez vote ya´ll ;-)
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: Phat_Cat on November 26, 2003, 06:23:00 PM
Phat cat commencing:

EXTRA EXTRA! Spread the word…Mara’d about to get marred//
Hence the future tense verb: he ‘bout 2 be emotionally scarred//
Watch me ‘ridicule-this-beef’…like I ‘joke-with-cattle’//
What I call a warm-up, this nigga calls a battle//

If Death was a Number “1”, then yo status would be a ‘Double 2’// (22)
Forget the mathematics….
My rhymes leave yah soul (sole) ‘compressed’ like a ‘Nike AIR-bubble shoe’//
Listen Dawg, you ain’t a ‘rock-apple’ therefore you ain’t ‘hardcore’//
And just cause you rape ‘cats’ don’t mean you getting pussy galore//
Let’s get it right
My style’s so PHAT, I got OBESE women screaming, “Let there be LITE!”//
Your style’s ‘raw and fragile’; like a virgin on her first nite//
And you breathe ambiguity; got me confused like you a transvestite//
(DON’T CRY NOW MARA’D)
Let me get scientific and burn Mr. M like sulphiric//
Your technique is horrific; illegible, like you scribe in hieroglyphic//
So cheap you couldn’t get a ‘-cent’, so we call it ‘magnifc-‘//
You get artificial support like pirates on wooden pegs//
It’s like a ‘coin toss’; you ‘head’-ding out wit you ‘tail’ between yo legs//
Nigga plez, after 16 barz of hell, the damage is done//
As soon as you typed yo first word I had already won//


I’m out, I hope there weren’t 2 many punchline this time//
I’ll just sit back and wait while you Yahoo-Search yo next rhyme//


[ This message was edited by: Phat_Cat on 26-11-2003 10:26 ]

[ This message was edited by: Phat_Cat on 26-11-2003 10:33 ]
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2003, 07:52:00 PM
wus happening??????
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: Phat_Cat on December 22, 2003, 03:20:00 PM
are u down or whut.....
don´t back out now...
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: Phat_Cat on January 02, 2004, 11:35:00 PM
nice vese.........
Didn´t know it took u a month 2 write it...but still tight.....
lets see if it´ll take another month 4 ppl 2 vote.
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: RuSh on January 03, 2004, 07:33:00 PM
 ;-)
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: Karizma on January 21, 2004, 05:41:00 PM
Phat cat all the way.ure rap is strait gully dun,lets see if people hate this time.1
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2004, 11:18:00 AM
(this is Phat cat..jus too lazy to login in)
CAn this battle get a lil´ respect...ie/ some votes plez.

:-D  :-o  :-D
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: Anonymous on February 11, 2004, 03:04:00 PM
Any1 4 a battle
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: BabarTheUtopian on February 11, 2004, 06:48:00 PM
snore, yawn.......

phat cat you edited your post twice. so i cant really judge the shit.
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: DarkBlood on February 12, 2004, 09:27:00 AM
My vote goes o Phat_Cat on the basis of punchlines, there were a shit load of hem cuzin! I kept losing your flow though but not as much as I lost Mara´d´s flow so I geuss that also contributed.

"Listen Dawg, you ain’t a ‘rock-apple’ therefore you ain’t ‘hardcore’//
And just cause you rape ‘cats’ don’t mean you getting pussy galore//"

                                    -Very nice! :-D

"So cheap you couldn’t get a ‘-cent’, so we call it ‘magnifc-‘//
You get artificial support like pirates on wooden pegs//
It’s like a ‘coin toss’; you ‘head’-ding out wit you ‘tail’ between yo legs//"
                                   
                                     - Very very nice!  :-D

Mara´d, I just didn´t feel your verse this time though. Harde brotha!

Boom!
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2004, 05:09:00 PM
(this is PHAT CAT again...damn laziness is a B*tch)

NB: I edited my verse twice b´cos I was having trouble with the BOLD and Italics stuff. If you notice the editing happenend Immediately after another. So don´t think I changed  any content...that aint my style.
Keep them votes flowin,
2-0
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: BabarTheUtopian on February 14, 2004, 09:34:00 AM
´´that aint my style´´
aight bro. i dunno i never quite grasped the point of net battling. its for dudes that dont get enough action on the street or at school, like 10 year old white boys who just started cuz they heard fifty cent (g unit has a catchy a** song tho, f*** it).

that was directed at no one in particular. i mean hey, i used to be little white kid who did net battles and ciphers with people in arizona. and i listened to eminem and dre and snoop and all the shit. but thats beside the point. netceein is dumb and it should go away and think abt what it just did.


one
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: kingdavid on February 14, 2004, 01:09:00 PM
phat cat got it
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: Anonymous on February 15, 2004, 02:15:00 PM
my shit is of the hook like a phone reciver any cats wana battle i dismandle

Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: Anonymous on February 15, 2004, 02:17:00 PM
Quote:

15-02-2004 at 06:15, Anonymous :
my shit is of the hook like a phone reciver any cats wana battle i dismandle


[/
dog thats tight whos u anyway]
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: Anonymous on February 15, 2004, 02:18:00 PM
Mos-Devious
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: dirk_de_vos on February 22, 2004, 02:35:00 PM
phat cat nice you got my vote! f*** all the politics cyber cypher nothin wrong in some parts of the country aint always alot of street action: nice lines!!!
Title: Phat Cat vs Mara´d
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2004, 09:33:00 PM
Man you wanna Battle
U should be out on a field grazing cattles
Battle aint chickin Biznis
its full time hustle
so the next time you wanna battle
youll hear a loud crackle
and it will be palm across you face
feels like heavy metal

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