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Hip Hop Forums => Producers - Discussion => Topic started by: SIR DEEJAY MZU on July 21, 2007, 12:23:57 PM
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Drop your fav punchline here.....
I have plenty but lately......
"Like a doctor operating on midgets i have little patience" N'veigh
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"The last time you dropped knowledge its when textbook fell out of your school bag" N'Veigh
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"The last time you dropped knowledge its when textbook fell out of your school bag" N'Veigh
hahahaha.
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In a 2-on-2 battle, vs Whatshisface and Possessed:
(To Possessed)
"I should give you props, not 'cos you battle a lot/
But because you're the first faggot who taught his shadow to talk/"
- The Saurus
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:lol: Yea, I also like that1 MuseRaw! wot's the otha 1 where he says
somethin' to do with BlindFolds & Dimz Zuma? that nigga killz me, everytime I hear him. y'all seen that Anvil's vid? I forgot the name
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In a 2-on-2 battle, vs Whatshisface and Possessed:
(To Possessed)
"I should give you props, not 'cos you battle a lot/
But because you're the first faggot who taught his shadow to talk/"
- The Saurus
tehe...
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Oh my god, Im droppin shit like a pigeon
I hope youre listenin, smackin babies at they christening-biggie
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Proverb's freestyle on head rush...(not really sure) He said sumthing about Him and bush not getting O' (Sama)....
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"The last time you dropped knowledge its when textbook fell out of your school bag" N'Veigh
BITER!!!!!!!! This N'Veigh chap stole that line from Copywrite, I cant remember the exact line or song, but it's very similar to that.
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"The last time you dropped knowledge its when textbook fell out of your school bag" N'Veigh
BITER!!!!!!!! This N'Veigh chap stole that line from Copywrite, I cant remember the exact line or song, but it's very similar to that.
Somebody please confirm this. Hope dis nicc aint really biting cos i was starting to hav mad respect for him. Somebody please confirm. Proverb is sick.
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Ok, sorry for over-doing it, it isn't that similar, but you can see the similarity:
You're drenched in fear,
never dropped science in your life except in your freshman year
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Ok, sorry for over-doing it, it isn't that similar, but you can see the similarity:
You're drenched in fear,
never dropped science in your life except in your freshman year
I must be blind.
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Ok, sorry for over-doing it, it isn't that similar, but you can see the similarity:
You're drenched in fear,
never dropped science in your life except in your freshman year
I must be blind.
^^^^^^^
nuff said
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Back in this...
"You need a man to hold your hand when you write to keep your lines on track" Mr G Shovel
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" me and Landmyns shit we clique,just like that Xhosa talk" Proverb
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" me and Landmyns shit we clique,just like that Xhosa talk" Proverb
GOD!!!!! Proverb needs to stop dropping punchlines dude's punchlines are cartoony...I aint talking on dude's skill he nice and I like him...but come on "click like that Xhosa talk"?
COME ON...
"These cats is tryna take me down like pressing ground in elevators" -Proverb
NAH!!!
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my fav's
"M A dash E plays chess like Stefano" - Ma-E
"My style's complex like South Gate" dot com
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take a step back, i'm fresh and cold~on~the~cuts
you pussy cats wouldn't have balls if you were holding~my~nuts!
continue dreaming, let your imagination~travel
i'm the core of hip hop, let my gravitation~grab~you!
both FRom Word-Sik
boi is mad nice il drop more later so yal can judge
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"See you aint nothing but a rap darth Vader,
Hard on the outside PUSSY in the middle" 8O
~ Kardinal Offishall "97 Mentality"
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" if i'm a chicken, then i hiphop liqanda" Bozza
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" if i'm a chicken, then i hiphop liqanda" Bozza
LOLOLOLOL :lol: :lol: :lol: WTF!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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"yeah im ready like eveready" Infa
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!, im father to aids, mother to cancer, a philosopher who holds the questions god couldn't even-answer -----------Word-sik
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Posted this before but some heads werent feelin it, but i still love this punch
I'm like Trump in the Appretince, only fire at night- Vinnie Paz 8)
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You'd have to wrestle with death to kill me
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!, im father to aids, mother to cancer, a philosopher who holds the questions god couldn't even-answer -----------Word-sik
What!!!!!
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"yeah im ready like eveready" Infa
I don't know who is cornier..infa or Proverb...
infa got some REALLY horrible lines
"I'm dirty like iloxion" -Infa
CUM ON
"I Hold it down like....GRAVITY" cum baf'wethu....really go these cats think
what rhymes with cavity...mmmmmmm....BINGO gravity..
now let me write some shit
"Hold it down like gravity" brilliant..it a good thing both these cats produce for theyselves I don't think I was a producer i'd allow something like a cat saying "I'm hot like pepper" to get ANYWHERE near my beats for real for real...with that said I like both these cats...they dope.
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"yeah im ready like eveready" Infa
Okaaay!!! ya ne! this is excatly what Proverb was talking about....
"Cats drop funny punchlines like this is a comedy session"
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Drop your fav punchline here.....
I have plenty but lately......
"Like a doctor operating on midgets i have little patience" N'veigh
Hey wait a minute This is also a Copywrite line
"I'm like a peadaetrician(sp) I've got very little patience"
8O 8O
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" if i'm a chicken, then i hiphop liqanda" Bozza
LOLOLOLOL :lol: :lol: :lol: WTF!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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"yeah im ready like eveready" Infa
Infa does drop some kukky lines. Skwatta Kamps cats are like the Zim dollar, stashed up like Jay's worth- me.
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"My games beyond your parimeter X thinks outside the Box"-Explicit
"So keep staring out your WINDOWS on streets you MICROSOFT"-Explicit
Da white boy is packing heat!
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On the real though
" we are so tight even Stone age people, would want to rock with us" N' Veigh
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"yeah im ready like eveready" Infa
Skwatta Kamps cats are like the Zim dollar, stashed up like Jay's worth- me.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ha ha ha ha :D
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Drop your fav punchline here.....
I have plenty but lately......
"Like a doctor operating on midgets i have little patience" N'veigh
Hey wait a minute This is also a Copywrite line
"I'm like a peadaetrician(sp) I've got very little patience"
8O 8O
I'm getting sceptical.... but dont mind me!!!
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Drop your fav punchline here.....
I have plenty but lately......
"Like a doctor operating on midgets i have little patience" N'veigh
Hey wait a minute This is also a Copywrite line
"I'm like a peadaetrician(sp) I've got very little patience"
8O 8O
I'm getting sceptical.... but dont mind me!!!
PLUS THE COPYWRITE LINE IS ATLEAST THREE YEARS OLD (IM JUST SAYIN)
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Like big dick stuck in the roof i'm f***ing up your residents "TOP"
Noba ugafaka umlilo entloko asoze ubengukhadatshisa "Mabee-
3manskap"
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here is a couple from one of my fav mc's IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE
why you trying to be hardcore, you f***ing homo-thug
and don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote
cuz if you can take a f***ing dick, you can take a joke
I'll split every pound of your body into six pence
I'm sick of simple similes about The Sixth Sense
I calculate planet alignment like Mayan astronomy
Discovering atrocities worst than Aristotle
I jerk off inside books and give life to words
Leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard
I love when people think I'm psychologically disturbed
Cause it means I overloaded their neurological nerves
You living a lie like thinking Jesus was born in December
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Drop your fav punchline here.....
I have plenty but lately......
"Like a doctor operating on midgets i have little patience" N'veigh
Hey wait a minute This is also a Copywrite line
"I'm like a peadaetrician(sp) I've got very little patience"
8O 8O
I'm getting sceptical.... but dont mind me!!!
PLUS THE COPYWRITE LINE IS ATLEAST THREE YEARS OLD (IM JUST SAYIN)
You dropping Mike Tyson punchlines(biter), tracing over copywritted lines. U a fake like Mike jeans, i don't N'viegh your lines kids. Jus a message to N'viegh from the Stone one. TKO round 1. k****** i aint beefing # as he waves a white flag, though he bodied that k******#
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Ill leave you more frustrated than legless midgets trying to duck-----
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Drop your fav punchline here.....
I have plenty but lately......
"Like a doctor operating on midgets i have little patience" N'veigh
Hey wait a minute This is also a Copywrite line
"I'm like a peadaetrician(sp) I've got very little patience"
8O 8O
I'm getting sceptical.... but dont mind me!!!
PLUS THE COPYWRITE LINE IS ATLEAST THREE YEARS OLD (IM JUST SAYIN)
You dropping Mike Tyson punchlines(biter), tracing over copywritted lines. U a fake like Mike jeans, i don't N'viegh your lines kids. Jus a message to N'viegh from the Stone one. TKO round 1. Nicca i aint beefing # as he waves a white flag#
(http://ps3.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/76362/wtf-cat_qjpreviewth.jpg)
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U buy Ecko, they give us free like Amistad- Sean P what!!!!
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Ill leave you more frustrated than legless midgets trying to duck-----
Is that ur line mayne?
8)
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nah did not acknowledge the person cause i forgot the name.
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Take it easy on criticising that INFA line "always ready like everready" It was a club tune. this is what I dont understand about heads. The point of that track was to get people dancing. Dont expect to hear someone dropping science or to politic on a track with a chorus that goes Shake shake what your mama gave you... do you feel like dancing tonight". Infa's verse is the best in being catchy, but not on lyrical terms. I dig it. Its just a dance tune. Come on people. if I want to hear punchlines I listen to Proverb, not a club tune. Heads can be so one dimensional or narrow minded at times. Ok still on that track and talking about punchlines, how about this one from Slikour "gcwala ngathi like a full panty" HAHAHA. Nice one.
The patience doctor line is overused. Someone once said " i wanted to be a doctor but I dont have the patience (or patients)"
N Veigh brings the heat on punchlines though. Golden Shovel too. TOP as well - crazy punchlines.
golden Shovel on Definitive "F*&#k Windows, I run doors and Gates, so Bill can peep trough his windows and see me on stage"
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"With a beauty sleep bitch but you still wake up breaking mirrors"- TOP
"I don't give a flying f*** like intaka ezingama-virgin"- Ma-B (Driemanskap)
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Take it easy on criticising that INFA line "always ready like everready" It was a club tune. this is what I dont understand about heads. The point of that track was to get people dancing. Dont expect to hear someone dropping science or to politic on a track with a chorus that goes Shake shake what your mama gave you... do you feel like dancing tonight". Infa's verse is the best in being catchy, but not on lyrical terms. I dig it. Its just a dance tune. Come on people. if I want to hear punchlines I listen to Proverb, not a club tune. Heads can be so one dimensional or narrow minded at times. Ok still on that track and talking about punchlines, how about this one from Slikour "gcwala ngathi like a full panty" HAHAHA. Nice one.
The patience doctor line is overused. Someone once said " i wanted to be a doctor but I dont have the patience (or patients)"
N Veigh brings the heat on punchlines though. Golden Shovel too. TOP as well - crazy punchlines.
golden Shovel on Definitive "F*&#k Windows, I run doors and Gates, so Bill can peep trough his windows and see me on stage"
We just having fun dude. Chill son. We ready to tease like ever? Hahahahahahahahaha.
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@Merchant... Dude a Punchline is a punchline, whether be it a club track or not, maybe we should go back to basics and analyse what a PUNCHLINE is?
Again dont mind me i just have a tendency of making sense
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i writes in braille so you can feel me flow :D ...this punchline shit really ain that hard :lol:
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"i'm still the brutal lord, so rappers remain kneeling/
i came swinging bats like i was a cave ceiling/"
"watch me drop bars like overturned trucks from Cadbury"
"stupid, you could say these masculine thoughts are homosexual/
'cause they blow heads like that dead clothes designer" - Vast Aire Kramer
"we're out of this world ,we could be Martian/
freestyle till we hoarse like Hlubi when sayin 'Parsons'"
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i'm spiderman with an eye in his hand,call it website
you are like the titanic when it sank in the film-you are killin jack
- munetsi
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"I don't give a flying f*** like intaka ezingama-virgin"- Ma-B (Driemanskap)
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This is ill delivery, like getting a**isatnce from an evil mid wife- Krook'd
Krooked, it is I, like an upsidedown exclamation mark- Krookd
Got more supporters than corsets- Tim Horwood
You listen to my lyrics even if your in bad moods/ then watch while your breath gets taken away like fast food.- Mothipa
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Im experiencing a bumpy ride when battling this cat coz his rhymes are hilareous(hill areas).
My food for thought is so wanted i just signed a deal with McDonalds.
They stole my ford but guess what man i still still got my focus.
Dumb a**holes yo ask for envelopes when i address you'll in cyfaz.
Rip out your spinalcord then you'll see that i ghot your back.
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sundqhel' ikapa msuthwako yho masepuli izitya.. driemaanskaap.
if i ever call u a bitch u must castrate me and take me to the wolves- heard it in a play called waiting for thandiwe
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Ya'll ain't got no aim bunch of sloppy sprayers/
Hitting up the wall more than hockey players -Lloyd Banks
Cars I 23 'em and armor all the tires up/
And keep a long line of hoes like fire trucks- Lloyd Banks
If Faith had twins, she'd probably have "Tupac's"/
Get it, "Two..Pacs" :lol: -B.I.G.
we do dirt like worms/
produce g's like sperm/
til legs spread like germs- Jay-Z
I'm a jet fuel abuser, now 7-4 to the 5/
Hova's dough is on autopilot, I don't even drive -Jay-Z :x "ya**us"
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The number of people i sent to heaven
produces more digits than 22 divided by 7( PI)
use your dead body to write my name in calligraphy
curse to heaven and laugh while the sky electrocutes me
when i fight you, i won't snipe you
i'll use an HIV infected needle to strike you
my metaphors are dirty like herpes but harder to catch
like an escape tunnel in prison i started from scratch
I can't think of any rite now...
i'll post sumore l8r
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My metaphors are so complicated
it takes six minutes to get a plause
and by the time yall catch on
i'mma end your career
and walk away with the whole floor
so you'll have nothing to fall back on "Eminem"
If victories are flawless(floorless) then what are you gonna land on?
I'll steal the ice out ya freezer
and leave the food...
take the remote control
and not the tv... "Thirston Howl III"
i'll make you fool stop like the back of a sentence.(fullstop) "ProVerb"
i'm not one of a bloodshed
but i'm afraid that when i get on a track
i might just kill it
and end up behind bars
of chocolate... "Life Forces"
these words are cummin' outta my mouth like ejaculation
target is ya neck, the mission is decapitation... "Dymize"
WHO BUT POLICE DESERVE PRISON... "Ben Sharpa"
the only place i can find justice
is deep inside of these lines that i design... "Mr Lif"
f*** the President
he don't represent the ghetto resident "Method Man"
if you wanna do shit
go and burn down the parliament... "Life Forces"
i'll think of some l8r
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Life's not a bitch
life is a beatyful woman
you only call her a bitch
'coz she won't let you get that pussy
or it's coz yall didn't share any similar interests
or maybe you're just an a**hole who could't sweettalk a princess... "Aesop Rock Fly Earth One Demeanour"
I'm looking inside your eyez and i'm reading your mind... "Supernatural"
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"..all men were created equal/emcees are uneven/ :D :D , ask blind man steven if he's seen how the sunset looks/ thats something u cudnt feel with a braillebook..."-vastaire(stress rap) "..hell is not far, the firespitter/inspire quitter wens i drop bars like a retired stripper.."(copywrite)
some of my fave punches, peace
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"..all men were created equal/emcees are uneven/ :D :D , ask blind man steven if he's seen how the sunset looks/ thats something u cudnt feel with a braillebook..."-vastaire(stress rap) "..hell is not far, the firespitter/inspire quitter wens i drop bars like a retired stripper.."(copywrite)
some of my fave punches, peace
hew! at last. thanks bru. i dont know what happening just above your post.
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"..all men were created equal/emcees are uneven/ :D :D , ask blind man steven if he's seen how the sunset looks/ thats something u cudnt feel with a braillebook..."-vastaire(stress rap) "..hell is not far, the firespitter/inspire quitter wens i drop bars like a retired stripper.."(copywrite)
some of my fave punches, peace
hew! at last. thanks bru. i dont know what happening just above your post.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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"Like a Sperm with no Direction, I don't know where u cummin' from" Dr Panik.( Spillerz) :?:
" U've played u'rself coz my game has left u'r Stadium" G.Shovel.:!:
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"You think that bandana makes you look gangsta but all I see is a handkerchief ..."-banks
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okay now i'm confused. can somebody please define what a punchline is?
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Its clear that u dont approve most of the stuff that ppl have posted as THEIR favourite puchline,,so why dont u define it for us?
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God Is An Ethiest ... "-Ill Bill(Non Phixion)"
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If u stay off the mic it'll pay off
cause I'm not f***ing around like a prostitute on a day off
EGNOLOGY
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i see through pussy like the invisible woman>>>>>co flow
stick ur dick in a river u still kudnt f*** with the flow>>>>>jakki the motto mouth
the thumbs up means hitch hike....Run>>>>>>>> dick smegma
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U aint ill enough you the type to get 'DISCHARGED' like pussy juices.... (M.Z.U)
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u need skill like vusi thwala needs a sex change>> K blaq
strangle u with master ps chains so u can die as a rich man>> K blaq
u dont make a difference like speedys absecnce from bongo maffin>> K blaq
Durban!!!!!!!!
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What's goin on like Marvin said,
We can't all get along... Marvin's Dead!- Hueman
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"IF U AINT STREET U GON PART WITH YO CELLULAR...MODE9 ON STYLEE BY DJ JIMMY JATT FEATURING 2FACE & ELAJOE
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I flow sicker than blood infected with Aids
Tarstar
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Went to the store saw your CD for 99 cents bitch, what!/ Blank CDs are a dollar fifty - you'd make more if you shut the f*** up ...
My philosophy, speak animosity keep shit in a bag like a colostomy
I'm descending from the sky like Gabriel the arch angel
with weight of world on shoulders like Aretha Franklin's ankles
You liars, i'm tired of all your fake drug dealing tales
the only time yall see grams is when yall drink them gingerales
"I never met a b!tch who fazed me, cuz mentally and physically god was showing off when he created me"
As far as that album you dropped, I ain't feelin it
I wouldn't buy your record if it had a hundred dollar bill in it
I cheat fate and move death closer, Derek Barbosa
I beat Macy Gray to death with Erykah Badu's poster
Chino dissed me, rappers whine,
To disrespect you, I would had to have respect for you at one time,
I never did, and don't care, so come up on air
Put your money where your mouth is, make my crotch a millionaire
No jealousy, please dunny it's just my life
Don't be mad cus your girl would rather by my whore than be your wife
Now you gonna listen?! Or do I have to remind you?
I'll punch a hole through your chest
and give a pound to the man behind you
Without the H.I.V. I'm positive you don't wanna test
I leave rappers confused like homeless cats on house arrest :) :)
And I'ma be the sickest till I'm dead
The type to rent Halloween 4 eight times just to laugh at LL's head
My new album is Flo-Jo's heart, watch it blow up
You ain't just wack, you're what wack wants to be when it grows up
- Chino XL
Very few people out there even come close when it comes to punches. We could make a whole thread just from him.
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I'm bad enough to commit suicide
and survive long enough to kill my soul after i'm dead... "-Royce Da Five-Nine"
i'm so ahead of my time
my parents still are in diapers and teethin... "-Chino XL"
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Rip out your spinalcord then you'll see that i got your back
you are like the titanic when it sank in the film-you are killin jack
i'mma end your career
and walk away with the whole floor
so you'll have nothing to fall back on "Eminem"
"..all men were created equal/emcees are uneven/ , ask blind man steven if he's seen how the sunset looks/ thats something u cudnt feel with a braillebook..."-vastaire(stress rap)
What's goin on like Marvin said,
We can't all get along... Marvin's Dead!- Hueman
I'm descending from the sky like Gabriel the arch angel
with weight of world on shoulders like Aretha Franklin's ankles
cheat fate and move death closer, Derek Barbosa
I beat Macy Gray to death with Erykah Badu's poster
Now you gonna listen?! Or do I have to remind you?
I'll punch a hole through your chest
and give a pound to the man behind you
You ain't just wack, you're what wack wants to be when it grows up
Have yo say this has been some funny ish, cats are madd sick on the lines, ranging from Chino, who was dope no matter which way you look at it, Vast Air, Damn the name just tells you what dude is about, Immortal Yech, wordsworth, cats are just twisted.
Remember one time in a cypher Ko mahlanyeg a tshane heard a cat say
I can see by your teeth you are a Kaizer Chiefs Supporter"
ish was cla**ic, see that's what a line is for me, its that instantaneous dopeness that's way refresshing, killing and illing at one time. and for real. but for funny, dope lines you gots to check you redman, clef, keith murray but the chino rips it,
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THEY PUNCH LINE I PUNCH PAGES ON PARAGRAPHS!!!
I SMOKE WEED TO GET ROYAL HIGHNESS
...and the whole song. Its by Proverb and sum cat i dont know (if u know, kindly tell me), last (hidden) track on maximum sentence
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u're mad shook,i can tell by the twinkle in ur bitch eyes
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"M A dash E plays chess like Stefano" - Ma-E
loving that one!
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Y'all niggaz like 14 days, 2 week for me" -40 Cal.
I pa** by with the top off, like my car was named lil kim" - lil'wayne
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"I Skool Ni99az, then After Skool Ni99aZ, like detention" - Ras Ka**
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"Im alwayz in the starting line-up,my aim is superb,You Kruger National park artists is Game reserves"-ZUBS
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Chino XL is a punchline specialist:
You need protection like Easy E's widow
....on some now you see me now you dont shit like an African running through zebra's
niggaz get fully laced like Madonna's wardrobe in the 80's
but f*** that......
I'm more about the power lines for example.... BIG PUN..check this...
...f***ing with this is hazardous to amateur battlers/ average niggaz get lost i the course of embarrasment/ 'fcourse you dont have a chance/ I'm the boss and your eminence/ get tossed in an ambulance /with the force of an avalanche/ i torture your fragile a**/ with rhetorical paragraphs/ for all of you that will laugh/ at a historical aftermath.......
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Eminem:
"You wouldn't sell two copies even if you pressed a double album"
Wordsworth:
"Sony or Aiwa, black or white - I fit in all stereotypes"
Crooked I:
"My .22s stay open like the legs of 11 whores"
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Celph titled
can't change laws son, that's a government issue
But I'll break laws with a gun that's a government issue
we outstanding like Buckingham Palace guards
and if you weaponless I still leave you unarmed, literally
Duct or electrical we use all different kinds of mix tape
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^^^LOL at Celph beefing with DJs on that song for no apparent reason.
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yo man,mayb the cat hates it when he hears a wack beat from a dj nd so tells them to step up
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"so Esoteric, when u gonna bring the pain, son?"//
"It's probably getting done as we speak like Jenna Jameson"
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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me i like those lil kids in the hood sessions like splash jam
heard this one go something like
uw menywanga e partyini...awtholang i invitation
uhlal ucindezela njenge numerator ku fraction
LFAMO
loosely translated:
you`re always pressing down/suppressing like the numerator in a fraction
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Everday i allow you to exist is a gift/
that's why it's called 'the present'...."-Chino XL"
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when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe..."-Eminem"
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i'm sick enough to f*** a man in the face,
but i wouldnt..cuz you'd prolly wanna stand in his place.--eminem
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"My path is un-walked, my craft is blood sport,
I could school your whole cla** with one thought" -Papoose
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I ain't talkin bout a motorola when I say I'll put a razor to ya face" - SAS
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I'll accapella the left side of your chest - Joe Budden
"life is short, yeah a midget told me that"
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silly rappers think im worried about a punchline, i show mo purpose then yo career in one line-chamillionaire
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I wana make a profit like nastradumus parents- Grim Luck 8)
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LIKE SHORT SLEEVES I BEAR ARMS -JAYZ
I PACK HEAT LIKE I'M THE OVEN DOOR - JAY-Z
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Hip Hop non-stop's embedded in mine/
And should i lose my voice and can't rhyme
u'll get it in mime/
I don't know how to play catch up i'm ahead
of my time//
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Seida Crook: "mc's died and shit i wasnt even tryna spit// nowadays i vomit on mics my rhymes are sick// compare yo lil rhyming flicks to me ofcourse im bigger// i crush emcees they call me arnold squash a nigga////
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"i keep both hands on the nine like its quarter to ten"....Crooked I
"im fly like giraffe pu**y"....Naledge (kidz in the hall)
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"i keep both hands on the nine like its quarter to ten"....Crooked I
Cotdammit, which track is this dun? sickness
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eish, forgot ma duke, in the comp lab ryt nw, il get @ u wit the 4double soon as i touch home, dats if no1 beats me to it..
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when a nigga claim he’s hard & runnin’ the streets/ I put my toes in his mouth, let him taste d’feet/ Dope G -
http://www.myspace.com/dopeghetto (http://www.myspace.com/dopeghetto)
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"In Meetings i come late like a Thief" - Lil Wayne
Your fav punchline mcee couldnt top that ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Like Jin Abbott in the day I'm the hardest nigga to tackle
Leave ya brain hanging out like Chris Rock's adams apple-Chino XL
"got two chicks fighting over my balls like shaq and kobe"-Banks 8)
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''Pit latrine - my shit is so deep I amaze me, example like a Mad man's stool, my shit is crazy'' The Arkitect (Zambia)
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"we're out of this world ,we could be Martian/
freestyle till we hoarse like Hlubi when sayin 'Parsons'"
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakakakkakakakak!!!!!!!!! that's a cla**ic! i'm buying the album, whose line is that?
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Black Man Whose Veins Is Slit Up With Thorns/
BackSmack You So Hard All Your Seeds Will Be Born Deformed - HOLOCAUST
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'Thought I was gonna bring that house! well i brought you the double story...'
PK
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Ha ha! that woman must leave Parsons alone,hes got a new broad now.
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Maggz the non-fictioner, cos the only fans u got is ur air conditioner,-Maggz ( Run)
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I can't ditch my bitch, there's something bout her brain/
When she put her mind into it she can suck out a vein/...Lloyd Banks
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I can't ditch my bitch, there's something bout her brain/
When she put her mind into it she can suck out a vein/...Lloyd Banks
eww *no homo*
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"we r the best,aint nobody disputin/you disputin?We'll rush-ya(russia) like u dissed-putin!" by thugchuld<<<insane
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"you dudes often taste defeat(de-feet) like u kiss kiss feet/i'l leave u like three nigaz,six feet deep" buttah. For all yall slow dudes n dudettes..Count the feet of three nigaz(don't worry i'l wait,lol).Get it now?? Word!
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...im a hard pressed man/ keep so many knives on me im a sharp dressed man...
...u got the little watch/ yous a small time dude...
celph titled, the amunition magician.
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Im a legend in making tracks ask any grade in your school i make cla**ics(cla** sicks) - Cyphadelic
Im like a bandage the more that i rap the bigger the injury - Proverb
I got more sick spits than a TB's patient saliva - Mind Bendah
Intomb' yakho ugesi hhay ngase khaya coz we stealing cables - Abdus
Last time you packed heat was when you carried a braai stand - Nveigh
You can climb sewage pipes but you still wouldnt amount to shit - KillaM
Seida Crook is trying to get rich like topsoil - Seida Crook
Unlike Erykah Badhu we aint got nothing in COMMON - Habbit
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When "A" pays how can i go on doing free "B's"?
Wit two "I's" i don't even mind seeing three "D's"
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Load da C4 & blow 'em to smithers
In da fight for survival u'll be Bruised like Willis
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Intomb' yakho ugesi hhay ngase khaya coz we stealing cables - Abdus
Abdus is a BEAST!
"Mangispith' imic ishunq' ithuthu ngoba ngivutha njengoshemula/
Ungafung' ihiphop ing'namathele ngoba ng'yayixebula/"
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the type of cat to get under your skin just to get on your nerves-?
i get high like aids statistics, weed cakes and biscuits-?
yo i'm timeless, check my wrist- x the 24th
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Black Man Whose Veins Is Slit Up With Thorns/
BackSmack You So Hard All Your Seeds Will Be Born Deformed - HOLOCAUST
the entire track's a banger..
thx for reminding me of a long lost favourite..
now to find that disc..
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Mommy owns a warehouse and Pa/
Minicooper, thats what i drive, my car/
Am rich biatcchh only Nigga in EC who shops at spar/
--AG's MPD patient numero uno, the chief of the Wackiki village
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tone it down for what?/
i'm like an angry a** in the gym...i ain't apologising for squat/
- some crazy Recess chick ;D
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Intomb' yakho ugesi hhay ngase khaya coz we stealing cables - Abdus
Abdus is a BEAST!
"Mangispith' imic ishunq' ithuthu ngoba ngivutha njengoshemula/
Ungafung' ihiphop ing'namathele ngoba ng'yayixebula/"
Mind Bendah: I thot that was Zakwe ^^^
Anyways: another from the same track (I think "Ezaselokshini" featured on that Aug Hype)\
Ngasekhaya kugcwele izangoma,
Asis'dingi iSpace ship ukuya enyangeni
Hahaha. Gcwala
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Intomb' yakho ugesi hhay ngase khaya coz we stealing cables - Abdus
Abdus is a BEAST!
"Mangispith' imic ishunq' ithuthu ngoba ngivutha njengoshemula/
Ungafung' ihiphop ing'namathele ngoba ng'yayixebula/"
Mind Bendah: I thot that was Zakwe ^^^Anyways: another from the same track (I think "Ezaselokshini" featured on that Aug Hype)\
Ngasekhaya kugcwele izangoma,
Asis'dingi iSpace ship ukuya enyangeni
Hahaha. Gcwala
It ain't Zakwe my man, u Abdus insumansumane!
"ungene 'mnyango kodwa kuthiw' uyaroofa!"
Lol! I'm afraid this Zakwe dude get's bodied on his own track....
Black Moss + Abdus = The Future!
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Intomb' yakho ugesi hhay ngase khaya coz we stealing cables - Abdus
Abdus is a BEAST!
"Mangispith' imic ishunq' ithuthu ngoba ngivutha njengoshemula/
Ungafung' ihiphop ing'namathele ngoba ng'yayixebula/"
Mind Bendah: I thot that was Zakwe ^^^Anyways: another from the same track (I think "Ezaselokshini" featured on that Aug Hype)\
Ngasekhaya kugcwele izangoma,
Asis'dingi iSpace ship ukuya enyangeni
Hahaha. Gcwala
It ain't Zakwe my man, u Abdus insumansumane!
"ungene 'mnyango kodwa kuthiw' uyaroofa!"
Lol! I'm afraid this Zakwe dude get's bodied on his own track....
Black Moss + Abdus = The Future!
Black Moss + Abdus = The Future! cosign that ish. S'vukile i'Smashwini. HAhaha
Ekse, Ithot the track went like: Verse 1 = Abdus, Verse 2 = Zakwe, Verse 3 = Blackmoss
Overall, it's a killer track. Real spits. Blackmoss be the good story teller on that ish. Uk'thatha ak'beke
Moja Habbit
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"we're out of this world ,we could be Martian/
freestyle till we hoarse like Hlubi when sayin 'Parsons'"
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakakakkakakakak!!!!!!!!! that's a cla**ic! i'm buying the album, whose line is that?
Co-sign ... dope line!
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Black Man Whose Veins Is Slit Up With Thorns/
BackSmack You So Hard All Your Seeds Will Be Born Deformed - HOLOCAUST
the entire track's a banger..
thx for reminding me of a long lost favourite..
now to find that disc..
True dat... but Rza almost f***ed it up though....
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When Your Floppy Disk Becomes A Hard Drive/
Zoom Out And Take A Shower - X The 24th
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Intomb' yakho ugesi hhay ngase khaya coz we stealing cables - Abdus
Abdus is a BEAST!
"Mangispith' imic ishunq' ithuthu ngoba ngivutha njengoshemula/
Ungafung' ihiphop ing'namathele ngoba ng'yayixebula/"
Mind Bendah: I thot that was Zakwe ^^^Anyways: another from the same track (I think "Ezaselokshini" featured on that Aug Hype)\
Ngasekhaya kugcwele izangoma,
Asis'dingi iSpace ship ukuya enyangeni
Hahaha. Gcwala
It ain't Zakwe my man, u Abdus insumansumane!
"ungene 'mnyango kodwa kuthiw' uyaroofa!"
Lol! I'm afraid this Zakwe dude get's bodied on his own track....
Black Moss + Abdus = The Future!
Black Moss + Abdus = The Future! cosign that ish. S'vukile i'Smashwini. HAhaha
Ekse, Ithot the track went like: Verse 1 = Abdus, Verse 2 = Zakwe, Verse 3 = Blackmoss
Overall, it's a killer track. Real spits. Blackmoss be the good story teller on that ish. Uk'thatha ak'beke
Moja Habbit
No baba, its Zakwe, Abdus then MOSS
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Intomb' yakho ugesi hhay ngase khaya coz we stealing cables - Abdus
Abdus is a BEAST!
"Mangispith' imic ishunq' ithuthu ngoba ngivutha njengoshemula/
Ungafung' ihiphop ing'namathele ngoba ng'yayixebula/"
Mind Bendah: I thot that was Zakwe ^^^Anyways: another from the same track (I think "Ezaselokshini" featured on that Aug Hype)\
Ngasekhaya kugcwele izangoma,
Asis'dingi iSpace ship ukuya enyangeni
Hahaha. Gcwala
It ain't Zakwe my man, u Abdus insumansumane!
"ungene 'mnyango kodwa kuthiw' uyaroofa!"
Lol! I'm afraid this Zakwe dude get's bodied on his own track....
Black Moss + Abdus = The Future!
Black Moss + Abdus = The Future! cosign that ish. S'vukile i'Smashwini. HAhaha
Ekse, Ithot the track went like: Verse 1 = Abdus, Verse 2 = Zakwe, Verse 3 = Blackmoss
Overall, it's a killer track. Real spits. Blackmoss be the good story teller on that ish. Uk'thatha ak'beke
Moja Habbit
No baba, its Zakwe, Abdus then MOSS
Moja lova. Good track its leyana. Hahaha
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When Your Floppy Disk Becomes A Hard Drive/
Zoom Out And Take A Shower - X The 24th
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That aint x the 24th it's ...x from Uneeq in gugs
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Qwel from typical cats said once..
Yeah right i'm an a**hole
but you pussies aint even half as tight!
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I'm like the legs of a paraplegic really, cuz I'm still part of you, even if you can't feel me". Immortal technique
f*** backstabing, mina ngizokugwaza nine nine. Prokid
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I f*** like a rabbit, shit like a dinasour/ - Lloyd Banks
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we all grown men ur clothes dont fit me: High Priest(antipop consortium) Smores
I drop so much shit my anus needs an ice pack, infact iam all that. Elp yo bring the horns back: Bigg Juss on Funcrusher Plus
I got u open, step back kids, yo guard ur rectum: Kool Kieth
Iam about to save hip hop like ghost did to wu: Bumpy Knucks R.N.S
But happily my family must be glad to hear, i drank at least a tank of the, most flattest beer: Hymphatic tabs
I drop the illest shit like phesies wit aids: Metabolism
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I cant lie you'll probably write about it/
and if you gimme the a** quick, I'll probably write about 'it [tit]
manslaughterinalphabeticalorderfor4quatersrawwatersturnsonstogranddaughters
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"Its 007 girl,come bond with me" - So Fresh(Crackboys)
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Seida Crook: "mc's died and shit i wasnt even tryna spit// nowadays i vomit on mics my rhymes are sick// compare yo lil rhyming flicks to me ofcourse im bigger// i crush emcees they call me arnold squash a nigga////
yho seida crook is a BEAST
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"The last time you dropped knowledge its when textbook fell out of your school bag" N'Veigh
"I've got broke haterz stepping up, just to pay respect" Nveigh, ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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"The last time you dropped knowledge its when textbook fell out of your school bag" N'Veigh
"I've got broke haterz stepping up, just to pay respect" Nveigh, ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
"cos im what people call the human version of marabastad on a payday, chaotic" N'veigh ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Back in this...
"You need a man to hold your hand when you write to keep your lines on track" Mr G Shovel
another beast, eish this cat. yah neh.
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I'm like the legs of a paraplegic really, cuz I'm still part of you, even if you can't feel me". Immortal technique
Whoa whoa! i think i heard those before, lines from Tbo touch show from some random cat freestyling but he flipped it a lil bit.Niggaz are biters.
He said
I'm like the legs of a paraplegic really, even if you can't feel me like Mabaso,you wouldnt Jack my style
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"f*** ejaculation, my sperm leaves exit wounds"
"I got master degree burns from a heatstroke of genius"
-Psyklone of Rhyme Asylum