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Hip Hop Forums => Hot Traxxx => Topic started by: Mr Dymize on September 18, 2007, 05:58:12 PM
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How about you tell us what your favourite pick up line is...
Mine is....
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
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yo man,has any hun actually got that line when you spat it,if you hav that is?
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It's hot outside, come equipped :lol:
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have
you been drinking?
You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Wow! Are those real?
If you stood infront of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley
Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could
see myself in your pants.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Nice Shoes. Wanna f***?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's
wrong, you don't like pizza?
I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?
Be unique and different, say yes.
I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
He : Hey, Stop!
She : What?
He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!
The Prowl.....
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I know know I know...it will cost you though huns
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do you know kung fu... Coz i need you to kick me to test if im dreamin of angels again....
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It depends where at and I know talking insane is getting me laid most of the time.
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used this during my primary school days
check this: is ur father a terrorist....Y?
Coz u a da bomb
:D :D :D :D :D :D
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You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?
cla**ics :)
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Ok
Two chciks at the bar - you walk over there and be like (to the ugly one)
You:Hey do u want to dance?
Ugly Chick : Yeah forsure
You: Ok go on ahead cause i want to holla @ ur friend :lol: :lol:
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Ok
Two chciks at the bar - you walk over there and be like (to the ugly one)
You:Hey do u want to dance?
Ugly Chick : Yeah forsure
You: Ok go on ahead cause i want to holla @ ur friend :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ok
Two chciks at the bar - you walk over there and be like (to the ugly one)
You:Hey do u want to dance?
Ugly Chick : Yeah forsure
You: Ok go on ahead cause i want to holla @ ur friend :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ok
Two chciks at the bar - you walk over there and be like (to the ugly one)
You:Hey do u want to dance?
Ugly Chick : Yeah forsure
You: Ok go on ahead cause i want to holla @ ur friend :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
nice
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Hi my name is deacon
*Panties go whooosh!* 8O
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Ok
Two chciks at the bar - you walk over there and be like (to the ugly one)
You:Hey do u want to dance?
Ugly Chick : Yeah forsure
You: Ok go on ahead cause i want to holla @ ur friend :lol: :lol:
LOLOL :lol: :lol: thats foul man.. :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Damn, I'm so Glad I'm not a chic! pick-up linez r corny as ufck, & I wud Smack the hell outta any1 tryin' that ish on me (if I wos a Girl) Matter of fact, I'm sure Leila Ali could hardly get 1na those...
Some dude borrowed a leather jacket from his friend & approched some chick.
Him: I've heard you've got a thin' for hunks on a leatha jacket?
She: Nope!
Him: disappeared...
I Bet he wos tryin' to be Sipho on Generation
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...hi my name is deacon...tl tl tl. youve got a talent for jokes frost. utalented sham.
and as for being rude to peeps friends. itll get you nowhere fast.
the ladies should halla back here. help the fellas. on some no. no. no. wont work. nevermind that one. scrap that. come again. etc etc. sometimes its just like but you cant be serious. and then he is. but then its like. but dude. you CANT be serious.
you best be damn skilled to be trying pick up lines. they are dangerous. you best be skilled. otherwise its the quickest way to see a girl roll her eyes.
* rolls eyes *
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do people use pickup lines? honestly? I always been on some "aye hold on let me spit at you" then I proceed to cover her face with saliva!
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do people use pickup lines? honestly? I always been on some "aye hold on let me spit at you" then I proceed to cover her face with saliva!
:lol: :lol: anyway, dont trust "pick-up lines" in my experience, the average modern Afrikhaan whoomhan doesnt appreciate being told she got a mirror in her pants n all that other corny shit! freestyle nigga, freestyle :wink: (unless u really bad at conversation...in which case u
probably die single)
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Pick up lines are for high school kids.
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yeah people do use pick up lines but not those corny shits that cats come up with,that's just for sport.but i mean in case lyk when u've never seen the hun b4 nd there readin in the sun then you come thru on some "U know they say it's not good for ur eyes to read under such conditions" then hopefully she'd be on some"Ja i know but blah blah..." then you got her attention nd carry on from ther.i mean who the fck walks up to a hun nd says shit lyk "You must have screwdrivers in ur eyes cause everytime i look at them my nuts go tight"?
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"You must have screwdrivers in ur eyes cause everytime i look at them my nuts go tight"?
LMAO!!! :lol: :lol:
"Pick up lines are for high school kids."
True that....