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Other => Humour / Jokes => Topic started by: the brand® on August 08, 2008, 11:04:48 AM
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ps there arent anyrules so anytrhing goes
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Since no one cares about this, let's use this thread to post short jokes.
Not short as in length, but as in jokes about short people.
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lol...eish nathan
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lol...eish nathan
LOL. but he got a point.
@Child, i'll start a good challenge for ya'll monday morning, i'll even merge the two so you don't get lost. ya dig.
Anyway, nathan you got a point, lets add in Mexican jokes, ya dig?
will post some now now
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The Mencias, a Mexican family freely cross over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where all the streets have been paved with shiny gold. But the husband couldn't find a place to work.. His family was starving so he went to the top of a big hill, kneeled down under a base of a tree, and started praying:
"Jesus, show me the way to feed mi familia, porfavor!"
He had his eyes closed so he does not see the black man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill an lands at his feet!
"Thank you Jesus, thank you so much!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs towards his home. When he returned home, he gave the cheese to his wife and instructed her to make nachos.
"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires. "No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... as I ran home, I kept hearing him yell, 'FOR PEOPLE'S SAKE, THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!'
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There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them has to throw things out to make the boat lighter.
The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, "We have alot of beer in Germany so we don't need these!"
The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, "We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don't need these!"
The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.
The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.
And the American replies, "We have a lot of Mexicans in America so we don't need him!."
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Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?
When the police officer asked him why he'd done it he said, "Tequila! Tequila!"
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There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them has to throw things out to make the boat lighter.
The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, "We have alot of beer in Germany so we don't need these!"
The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, "We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don't need these!"
The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.
The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.
And the American replies, "We have a lot of Mexicans in America so we don't need him!."
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