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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: The Angry Hand of God on August 22, 2008, 01:19:17 PM
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So, I get home on Tuesday after work. I decided to go home early, so I can cook and shit, before studying, cos I have exams coming up.
As I walk in, I notice that the lights in the lounge aren't working.
I try the kitchen. Also dead. Check the fuse box. Everything there is okay. So I get mad because Eskom said that there will be no more loadshedding in Joburg.
THis means that I can't cook, and I can't study either, because there is no electricity in my house. that was Tuesday, and today is Friday.
I have had to endure 2 cold showers so far this week, cos the electricity has been out for 4 days now. Not just our house, but a whole lot in our street. The strange thing is that we live in a duet, and the house next door has electricity. So do the folks across the road. The ones behind us don't though, and neither does the house on the opposite corner, which is in the market for 4 million. Its a really nice house.
Now I'm broke, cos I have been living off 3 take away meals per day for 4 days, and I had to dip into my alcohol money. I also can't watch movies or anything, which means I have to go out every night, to prevent killing myself.
This is f***ed. Luckily I have all that combat experience from Nam and Desert Storm, so I know how to survive without electricity. I feel sorry for my neighbours.
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Who stole yo cables?
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Who stole yo cables?
It was mad raper. He is on a mission to build himself "a new internet".
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Who stole yo cables?
It was mad raper. He is on a mission to build himself "a new internet".
LOL , does it cum with a spell checker? ???
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Who stole yo cables?
It was mad raper. He is on a mission to build himself "a new internet".
LOL , does it cum with a spell checker? ???
LOL!!!
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Who stole yo cables?
It was mad raper. He is on a mission to build himself "a new internet".
LMAO. New internet? Does he even know what internet is? LMFBAO.
@Nathan Dayspring Askani'son
Shame bra, maybe walk to eskom, get pissed of on the way there by some tsotsie f***, leave him, take all your anger out on the receptionist, beat f*** her to death. Then tell the manager you gonna do the same to his wife... Maybe then you might get your isht sorted.
Enjoy your weekend. Its gonna be a dark one
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hey nathan how you doin? say hi tpo pyrokinetic phenomena for me pliz dude. tellim he sucks like shit and mater of fact im willing to slice his dick and eat it with rice
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hey nathan how you doin? say hi tpo pyrokinetic phenomena for me pliz dude. tellim he sucks like shit and mater of fact im willing to slice his dick and eat it with rice
I'm sorry man, but that just sounds gay.
::)
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AYO MAD! EAT A DICK!
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^^^^ HE's way ahead of you...he's even planned the antre...rice...cla**y
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Phoned these motherf***ers yesterday.
They claim that they sent out an engineer on Wednesday already. Guess I'm just imagining the darkness and lack of warm water.
Took another cold shower this morning. It feels like my balls wanna jump into my stomach. I can't understand how people willingly do that.
Raper. You have an unnatural obsession with dicks. You should seek counseling.
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Phoned these motherf***ers yesterday.
They claim that they sent out an engineer on Wednesday already. Guess I'm just imagining the darkness and lack of warm water.
Took another cold shower this morning. It feels like my balls wanna jump into my stomach. I can't understand how people willingly do that.
Raper. You have an unnatural obsession with dicks. You should seek counseling.
True dat.
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"Guess I'm just imagining the darkness and lack of warm water.
Took another cold shower this morning. It feels like my balls wanna jump into my stomach".
sound like coward(not realy man) :-\
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"Guess I'm just imagining the darkness and lack of warm water.
Took another cold shower this morning. It feels like my balls wanna jump into my stomach".
sound like coward(not realy man) :-\
Jowwe!!!
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Well, then I'm a coward then.
I enjoy the comforts of modern living, especially when I'm paying for it.
Cold water is only cool,when you're in the wild somewhere. Not when you're in the middle of Johannesburg.
Now I know why John Rambo blew so much shit up after they hosed him down in the first movie.
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sound like coward(not realy man) :-\
Mr nandos, does that mean u bath with ice cold water everyday?
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sound like coward(not realy man) :-\
Mr nandos, does that mean u bath with ice cold water everyday?
LOL. Mr nandos!!! But it aint nice bathing with cold water. Hate that isht...
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yo i didnt realise they were still loadshedding in joburg
thats just harsh man
a cold shower in the winter
none of that in the cape
infact we havent ever had any electricity cuts, well atleast not around my way
shame.. :-\
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yo i didnt realise they were still loadshedding in joburg
thats just harsh man
a cold shower in the winter
none of that in the cape
infact we havent ever had any electricity cuts, well atleast not around my way
shame.. :-\
I also thought they said that there will b e no further need for load shedding.
It wasn't that though, it was apparently a technical problem. Sunday night the electricity went out while I was at Berlin. The party just continued, cos some dude just opened his boot in front of the door and pumped some music, while they kept serving booze inside, by candlelight. Very romantic that was.
I also disocvered that my neighbour is cheating on his wife with a dude. This shit is not cool.
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Same shit happened to me here in the zed. im in a block of flats and my neighbour and i are on a different grid... had no power for two days.... i complained like a mofo... only for ZESCO to come here and disconnect a nigga for not paying his bills ;D ;D ;D
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Same shit happened to me here in the zed. im in a block of flats and my neighbour and i are on a different grid... had no power for two days.... i complained like a mofo... only for ZESCO to come here and disconnect a nigga for not paying his bills ;D ;D ;D
HAHAHAHAHAH
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eskom is a joke
check this out..
this guys a clown..
btw this is from www.hayibo.com
Blackouts back as Eskom caught off-guard by shock cooling called 'winter'
JOHANNESBURG. A week after announcing that loadshedding would be halted, Eskom says an unexpected change in the Earth's axis has plunged the country into a time of cold and darkness, prompting possible future power cuts. The phenomenon, identified by scientists as "winter", has reportedly caused widespread panic at the utility.
Addressing journalists at Eskom's Megawatt Park headquarters this morning, spokesman Eddie Motsepe apologised to consumers in advance for possible power outages, but said that the dramatic shift in the planet's rotational alignment could not have been foreseen by the power provider.
"We are as confused and frightened as our consumers," he said. "At this time all we know is that Earth has tilted over, and as such the southern hemisphere is no longer being struck by the full force of the sun's rays."
He said Eskom officials had confirmed that this phenomenon was known to the science community, and that it was called "winter".
"We phoned the Geography department at the University of the Witwatersrand, and they told us," he said.
He said he did not know whether or not "winter" would be permanent, but said the utility was preparing for the worst.
"We have implemented emergency procedures," he said. "Mainly we are increasing executive bonuses, and installing fireplaces and humidors in all the offices on the top floor."
Asked if "winter" was likely to derail Eskom's supply of power to the controversial Coega aluminium smelter in the Eastern Cape, Motsepe said that the issue was being discussed and that the company's top executives were "very positive".
"They spoke about it this morning, and they feel strongly that if the world is tipping over, as seems to be the case, it is probably best that we have heavy things like aluminium smelters down here in Africa, where we can maybe stabilize the planet."
He added that too much had been invested in the Alcan smelter to pull the plug now.
"In the first year alone the smelter is likely to create almost 19 jobs, at a cost to the South African taxpayer of around R150 million per job.
"Those are big numbers. Big numbers are good.
"Furthermore, if we get the go-ahead from the Presidency to divert most of Port Elizabeth's power to the smelter, we're pretty confident that it can produce enough A-grade aluminium to manufacture 21 cans of pilchards.
"16 if you want cans that won't buckle under the weight of the pilchards."
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sound like coward(not realy man) :-\
Mr nandos, does that mean u bath with ice cold water everyday?
i born in may thats why i lyk winter
15 yrs l8r in manhood i inter stil in winter
u afraid cold h2o? u qualify in sama awards
u are not a real man i call u coward
uhlamba ngo eskom instead of vaskom :)? :-\
homey u 4got where u frm ;)
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sound like coward(not realy man) :-\
Mr nandos, does that mean u bath with ice cold water everyday?
i born in may thats why i lyk winter
15 yrs l8r in manhood i inter stil in winter
u afraid cold h2o? u qualify in sama awards
u are not a real man i call u coward
uhlamba ngo eskom instead of vaskom :)? :-\
homey u 4got where u frm ;)
Anyone speak retard?
Me no overstanding anyfing you is types.
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sound like coward(not realy man) :-\
Mr nandos, does that mean u bath with ice cold water everyday?
i born in may thats why i lyk winter
15 yrs l8r in manhood i inter stil in winter
u afraid cold h2o? u qualify in sama awards
u are not a real man i call u coward
uhlamba ngo eskom instead of vaskom :)? :-\
homey u 4got where u frm ;)
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sound like coward(not realy man) :-\
Mr nandos, does that mean u bath with ice cold water everyday?
i born in may thats why i lyk winter
15 yrs l8r in manhood i inter stil in winter
u afraid cold h2o? u qualify in sama awards
u are not a real man i call u coward
uhlamba ngo eskom instead of vaskom :)? :-\
homey u 4got where u frm ;)
Anyone speak retard?
Me no overstanding anyfing you is types.
bbbwakakakakakakakakakakakaka ha ha ha ha.........tl tl tl tl tl tl kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
thats the most funniest shit ive evr read on ag. this nathan guy is so so funny man im serious. shit this guy deserves an oscar
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i blame Mzekezeke..And ooh ..Apparently one of the benefits wen u sign with Goldmine is an account on AG.
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i blame Mzekezeke..And ooh ..Apparently one of the benefits wen u sign with Goldmine is an account on AG.
hey why the f*** you bringing my record label up in this shit?
that dude aint from goldmine, i mean pliz his whack ya can see. his total garbage. you just hatin. just a hating little piece of shit. well carry on you nuthead i dont give a f*** abt what you think. f*** you to the grave.
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i blame Mzekezeke..And ooh ..Apparently one of the benefits wen u sign with Goldmine is an account on AG.
hey why the f*** you bringing my record label up in this shit?
that dude aint from goldmine, i mean pliz his whack ya can see. his total garbage. you just hatin. just a hating little piece of shit. well carry on you nuthead i dont give a f*** abt what you think. f*** you to the grave.
what u knw abt record label? u dnt knw nuthing abt rap sh**t.da way i c all thiz f***in broken a** AGs niggas believe on u.next week its open mic session meet u there!! go and register dud!!
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^^^ Its believe in u not on u ???
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They leave us in the cold :'(
they wanna make all of us ESKeMos
bloody ESDOM
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I meant a**KOM
oops...ESCUM...
noooo man...
eish what sre they again... >:(
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^^^ Its believe in u not on u ???
ha ha ha.... They keep on poppin outta no-where and they all can't speak properly
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i born in may thats why i lyk winter
15 yrs l8r in manhood i inter stil in winter
u afraid cold h2o? u qualify in sama awards
u are not a real man i call u coward
uhlamba ngo eskom instead of vaskom :)? :-\
homey u 4got where u frm ;)
Who you talking to?
Mad rapper please translate!
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i born in may thats why i lyk winter
15 yrs l8r in manhood i inter stil in winter
u afraid cold h2o? u qualify in sama awards
u are not a real man i call u coward
uhlamba ngo eskom instead of vaskom :)? :-\
homey u 4got where u frm ;)
Who you talking to?
Mad rapper please translate!
madraper go and copy and paste so that u can translate to ur victimz.
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madraper go and copy and paste so that u can translate to ur victimz.
Make it easy for us then, u do the translation, how bout that? or was it a winter freestyle?
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nandonation
ok look dude you dont just come around here on ag and talk crap
you obviously left your manners at home, so do us a favor and get the hell out of here before the shit gets ugly
coz i wont tolerate you talk nonsense.
we can handle this shit in a battle or you can just flip and flap your beely buttons and log out, for your own good
im not going to respond to your statements unless you acept my offer, lets battle the freak out of each other now,
is you me hear or not hear me?