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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: Omero's Daddy on September 03, 2008, 11:55:16 AM
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Things u hate. Theres probably a forum with this discussion somewhere.
1. Debit orders that come off on the wrong day...
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Things u hate. Theres probably a forum with this discussion somewhere.
1. Debit orders that come off on the wrong day...
Co freakin sign. Even worse you settle the account but they don't bother to check and they deduct from your account anyways, Then when you call they tell you you have to sign some f***ing indemnity form and it's gonna take 5 f***ing working days...
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call centre agents
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Pick n Pay deli staff
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Even worse you settle the account but they don't bother to check and they deduct from your account anyways, Then when you call they tell you you have to sign some f***ing indemnity form and it's gonna take 5 f***ing working days...
No DOubt.. Happened to me once.. But they reversed it immediately. Lousy Chancers.
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Even worse you settle the account but they don't bother to check and they deduct from your account anyways, Then when you call they tell you you have to sign some f***ing indemnity form and it's gonna take 5 f***ing working days...
No DOubt.. Happened to me once.. But they reversed it immediately. Lousy Chancers.
Lucky you... Happened this month with three different accounts so now I have to wait and I'm so broke...
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yeah insurance companies are usually guilty of that shit... well in my case that is
Those insurance peops that try and sell shit over the phone... Niggas cant take NO for an answer
Those peops selling shit by the traffic stop. tryna hustle 2 bucks instead tryna convince me to buy their shit
Those windscreen cleaning peops at traffic stops
Traffic
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Big jobs with tiny budgets...
Insomnia
Office chairs with bad back support.
Chamomile ( shit does not calm me down)
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ppl trying to pronounce your name and then ask you what it means >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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^^Hahaha.. I just tell em whatever i feel on the day.
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Stank breaf
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Pick n Pay deli staff
Grrr , they piss me the hell off. Domestic workers too. !!
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Late payment
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People who fart in lifts.
Ladies who make-out in gym steam rooms.
Standing in line and as you are about to get served the heifer decide to go on a lunch break.
Old men who blast " Neyo or R Kelly" from their mom mobiles.
Stupid ads or blatant lies. Watched a movie where some guy got drunk on Cobra "alcohol free" beer. SMH
People who eat pies in public.
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Pick n Pay deli staff
Grrr , they piss me the hell off. Domestic workers too. !!
domestic workers?....why?
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People who eat pies in public.
I thought this was the point of fast-convenience food. Eating it on the go.
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People who eat pies in public.
I thought this was the point of fast-convenience food. Eating it on the go.
Not a pie, it's nasty seeing someone eat a pie while walking. You need to sit and eat a pie..Anything else is cool
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Late payment
HAHAHA.. Yeah.. One Day those guys will get their just deserts.
People who fart in lifts. (IQ she got you)
People who eat pies in public. (Eish I may be guilty of this, What if your really really hungry?)
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People who fart in lifts.
Ladies who make-out in gym steam rooms.
Standing in line and as you are about to get served the heifer decide to go on a lunch break.
Old men who blast " Neyo or R Kelly" from their mom mobiles.
Stupid ads or blatant lies. Watched a movie where some guy got drunk on Cobra "alcohol free" beer. SMH
People who eat pies in public.
lol!
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I don't care. I'll eat anything in public, from a pie, to a burger, to an omelet with bacon and extra cheese. I'll even insist on using a knife and fork, while walking with my cellphone in one hand.
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1.black people with big lips and noses
2.people who dont look at their shit after they take a dump
3.george bush haters
4. people who only talk about sneakers the whole day( this f***ing makes me sick, f***in hip-hop snob trash japanese a**holes)
5. white people who speak with "African "accents
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5. white people who speak with "African "accents
It would be cool if white dudes from the states who come to SA for visits do what South africans do and go back to th states faking black accents.
That pisses me off so much when a dude goes to england or America for a month or 2 comes back and acts like he can't speak properly anymore. As if he didn't grow up on the same block as you and have difficulty learning English in the first place.
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The smell of old oil.
People who make bad fish.
People with short teeth and over exposed gums.
Smoking and walking.
Girls who wear skirts over their pants (make up your f***ing mind)
Being hungry and broke at the same time.
Guys who don't moisture and think it's okay to wear shorts.
Ashy heels.
Guys who only grow their pinky finger nail.
People with really hard hands.
People who look at you funny when a chid desperately needs to pee and there are no toilets nearby and you make them pee behind the car.
People who vungul (use tooth picks, sorry couldn't think of the English word) in public.
People who clap after a movie. (f***round this aint no theatre)
People who don't tip.
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People with short teeth and over exposed gums.
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Pick n Pay deli staff
Grrr , they piss me the hell off. Domestic workers too. !!
domestic workers?....why?
they always know tooo much abt other ppl . Gossip folks!
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Promoters that say ROCK 4 THE LOVE....
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Looking forward to an ice cold Guinness all day, only to get home and discover that your housemate, who was home all day drank all 4.
Having said housemate come into your room at seven in the morning, after you’ve been out all night, and shake you to wake you up. Then ask you, “are you sleeping?” Don’t you wanna come with me to my girl’s place for a braai?”
Going to the braai three hours later to find that there is no alcohol and a lot of old folks singing hymns.
Someone asking you to pick them up from work as a favour, but don’t know the address, and instead they give you the building name and office number. As if I can put that shit into the GPS.
Same person calling you nine times while you’re on the way, to ask how far you are. then being pissed cos you took too long.
I think I’m moving again next month. I’m mnot meant to share accomodation with anyone.
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me i dont care. I will fart in the lift, fart in kitchen and fart at church. why people act like they dont do it beats me. Last week, i cut a silent burner in the boardroom during a meeting. it was cla**ic, people were trying so hard to pretend they didnt smell anything. the problem is they were white folk so they started turning red. i felt like bursting out laughing and owning up.
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me i dont care. I will fart in the lift, fart in kitchen and fart at church. why people act like they dont do it beats me. Last week, i cut a silent burner in the boardroom during a meeting. it was cla**ic, people were trying so hard to pretend they didnt smell anything. the problem is they were white folk so they started turning red. i felt like bursting out laughing and owning up.
Awesome ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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hahahahahahahahah
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Pick n Pay deli staff
when they aint be cooking enough of that snoek to last the whole damn day! bitches.
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People who eat pies in public.
I thought this was the point of fast-convenience food. Eating it on the go.
LMAO!
i hate people who feel bad bout farting in public!
i hate people who stink up public bathrooms!
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MOTHERf***ERS... I JUST HATE MOTHERf***ERS...
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People who eat pies in public.
I thought this was the point of fast-convenience food. Eating it on the go.
LMAO!
i hate people who feel bad bout farting in public!
i hate people who stink up public bathrooms!
You don't eat much, so I guess you don't shit either, so you can complain about how other people's shit stinks.
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Ladies who make-out in gym steam rooms.
Where do you go to the gym? :)
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People who eat pies in public.
I thought this was the point of fast-convenience food. Eating it on the go.
LMAO!
i hate people who feel bad bout farting in public!
i hate people who stink up public bathrooms!
??? So where else would you prefer someone takes a dump?
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hmm never mind the toilet part!
Ladies who make-out in gym steam rooms.
Where do you go to the gym? :)
lol! im curious to know too!
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me i dont care. I will fart in the lift, fart in kitchen and fart at church. why people act like they dont do it beats me. Last week, i cut a silent burner in the boardroom during a meeting. it was cla**ic, people were trying so hard to pretend they didnt smell anything. the problem is they were white folk so they started turning red. i felt like bursting out laughing and owning up.
Damn Bobby...that must have been one hell of a silent killer....and i thought silent ones dont stink much...
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ENIS'S DUMPS SMELL DIFFERENT...HALF CABBAGGE HALF OLD CANS OF MONTANA.
VERY ABSTRACT.
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oooh well, lets see. I just hate when someone stands me up! I'll keep my distance for life if you dont have a brilliant enough excuse.
white guyz that come up to me and ask me " is it true wat they say abt coloured gals" >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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SpaceV :P
u f***ing crazy! y u looking like that in your avatar?
@ Jay-Lee!
girl, u never seem to amaze me!
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hmm never mind the toilet part!
Ladies who make-out in gym steam rooms.
Where do you go to the gym? :)
lol! im curious to know too!
Sea Point Virgin Active
@ J what do people say about coloured chicks?
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@ Jay-Lee!
girl, u never seem to amaze me!
is that in a good or bad way?
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" is it true wat they say abt coloured gals"
It is true though. Really.
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@churchofthe latterdayLatte
No comment!
lol
@ Baldi
Virgin Active sea point?! for real!?
so...these are lesbians who frequent V.active?
are u sure that they are women?
that is very strange!
u should break it up, like people break up dogs from mating in the hood!
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i think the thing they say about coloured girls is that they dont dig condoms...or so i'm told, i'd like to find this out myself though.
jay lee, lets prove them wrong or right? whatever it is, i'm a forerunner in the fight against stereotyping...
enis- that avatar is gangsta, thats my new look, the thugged out cult leader....i'm opening a church in gallo manor soon
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me i dont care. I will fart in the lift, fart in kitchen and fart at church. why people act like they dont do it beats me. Last week, i cut a silent burner in the boardroom during a meeting. it was cla**ic, people were trying so hard to pretend they didnt smell anything. the problem is they were white folk so they started turning red. i felt like bursting out laughing and owning up.
Damn Bobby...that must have been one hell of a silent killer....and i thought silent ones dont stink much...
they the deadliest.
there was this joke when i was still a pikinin about this farting competition between all the continents held in the in States, all the continents gave their variations of loud farts and shit, the african dude comes through err'one expecting his loud variant he just lays a silent one creeps up on 'em next thing u know the statue of liberty holds it nose ... killer african.
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white guyz that come up to me and ask me " is it true wat they say abt coloured gals" >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Jay....what do they say bout u gals...I also wanna know ;)
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SpaceV :P
u f***ing crazy! y u looking like that in your avatar?
@ Jay-Lee!
girl, u never seem to amaze me!
eerrr okay. :)
But, even last night . Some horny looking dude grips my butt there by Unpluged. Well apparently we love sex and are the givers and not the takers. ......
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もしあなたそれのような気にするならばあなたたちが閉め切った全部?
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We love coloured bitches...
Allah bless them all!
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But, even last night . Some horny looking dude grips my butt there by Unpluged. Well apparently we love sex and are the givers and not the takers. ......
Hiyo how can I forget.... number one hate...
People who say " I did walk there by my house"
" I did jump there by the bridge"
" Peter did go there by Macro"
* grinds teeth *
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People who eat pies in public.
I thought this was the point of fast-convenience food. Eating it on the go.
Not a pie, it's nasty seeing someone eat a pie while walking. You need to sit and eat a pie..Anything else is cool
Pie is good...provided u keep on wiping the flakes off your face with the serviette and keep the pie in the bag...
But i hate that R1 - R1.95 ice cream cones from McDonalds/KFC....ppl licking it in public while its melting and drippin all over....sis man....
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People who eat pies in public.
I thought this was the point of fast-convenience food. Eating it on the go.
Not a pie, it's nasty seeing someone eat a pie while walking. You need to sit and eat a pie..Anything else is cool
Pie is good...provided u keep on wiping the flakes off your face with the serviette and keep the pie in the bag...
But i hate that R1 - R1.95 ice cream cones from McDonalds/KFC....ppl licking it in public while its melting and drippin all over....sis man....
Do you suggest they wait till they get home?
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^^^ They could sit inside till it's finished.
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もしあなたそれのような気にするならばあなたたちが閉め切った全部
moshi anata sore no youna (blah blah) kosuro nara baa tadaki ga (blah blah character= "open" in English) nu (blah) tsu ta (Blah blah)
dude, what?! I cant read the kanji, but even then...this makes no sense...
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ma bad, but I find it funny hearing the following
flying machini - plane
seventy ( zulu accent )
Violence ^^^^^
vihecle ^^^^
Im normally in tears after those words spoken in an accent.
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Hiyo how can I forget.... number one hate...
People who say " I did walk there by my house"
" I did jump there by the bridge"
" Peter did go there by Macro"
* grinds teeth *
Stop mocking people.. I'll throw you with a stone. ;)
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Hiyo how can I forget.... number one hate...
People who say " I did walk there by my house"
" I did jump there by the bridge"
" Peter did go there by Macro"
* grinds teeth *
Stop mocking people.. I'll throw you with a stone. ;)
u mean u muzz say 'chuck you wif a stone man'
*coloured peeps from Wezzbury make me laugh to def!
Jarrra!
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Stop mocking people.. I'll throw you with a stone. ;)
Bwwakakakakak kak funny... ;D
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I hate my domestic worker.
Shes gangsta than a mug. Tried to fire her twice. No go.
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what kind now?
Yous are gwarraing my people eksê. Dats kak that.
I'll chuck you with building material outie. Poke you with a cutlery set.
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naaai!
u is mozz soma versin ek se!
okay i hate people who use the word: c*** in the virgina context
Say: Piel, and cookie (ewww)
and i hate it when people try to put their tongue down your ear to be sexy
*argggghhhhhh!
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I hate my domestic worker.
Shes gangsta than a mug. Tried to fire her twice. No go.
ha ha ha ha... im scared to fire mine...
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I hate them hardcore ghetto chicks that force the 'Model C' accent... Shit is irritating
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ja, Pyro, stab them amongst the eyes until the bleed come out
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I hate people who say " I'll skop you binne in yo ma se poes."
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what kind now?
Yous are gwarraing my people eksê. Dats kak that.
I'll chuck you with building material outie. Poke you with a cutlery set.
I'll bleddy kick you amongst your eyes!
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I hate them hardcore ghetto chicks that force the 'Model C' accent... Shit is irritating
hahahaha word up.
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Ek sal jou geBicycle spoke!
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Red Nail polish disgusts me.
French tips are not meant for everyone, i hate those that have them that shouldnt.
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WWkwa kwa kw akwaaaa
Took ma cuz in from Cape town so Im showing him around Jozi this one time. He asked me to get him sum units so i cheered him some money and off he went to buy the units. As he gets to the cashier he asks her " ge vi my R15 se airtym " the women looks at him as if his from Outta space and I got out the car too coz we ran out of juice , as Im standing by the frigde I kraaking my gat af at wats going on at the counter LOL. so I ran to the front to explain as they both didnt understand wat the other was saying. this was on sum funny shit !! :D ;D
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I hate how Black people used to call Michael Jacksons 'Beat It' ....Pide Pide...
or how the words 'flying kick' are no longer a part of our vocab..
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I hate people who say " I'll skop you binne in yo ma se poes."
I think that's beautiful.
French tips are not meant for everyone, i hate those that have them that shouldnt.
I think you're a homosexual. How do you know these things?
I hate chicks who wear bright red lipstick though. Especially iof they're dark and it looks like they're mouths are bleeding.
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WWkwa kwa kw akwaaaa
Took ma cuz in from Cape town so Im showing him around Jozi this one time. He asked me to get him sum units so i cheered him some money and off he went to buy the units. As he gets to the cashier he asks her " ge vi my R15 se airtym " the women looks at him as if his from Outta space and I got out the car too coz we ran out of juice , as Im standing by the frigde I kraaking my gat af at wats going on at the counter LOL. so I ran to the front to explain as they both didnt understand wat the other was saying. this was on sum funny shit !!
that really wasnt funny at all....coloured humour goes beyond me sometimes if it doesnt involve the word "poes" or "naai" anywhere in it.
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I hate how Black people used to call Michael Jacksons 'Beat It' ....Pide Pide...
or how the words 'flying kick' are no longer a part of our vocab..
am i the only one that used to call Jackie Chan.... Jackie China
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Getting paid via cheque deposit, before public holidays, when your broke. Count those Seven days.
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Ugly brothers that think they the shit!
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I hate how Black people used to call Michael Jacksons 'Beat It' ....Pide Pide...
or how the words 'flying kick' are no longer a part of our vocab..
bwakakakaka can someone please tell me what the real lyrics to that game " By choza like to baby. To baby put the sigh."
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I hate how Black people used to call Michael Jacksons 'Beat It' ....Pide Pide...
or how the words 'flying kick' are no longer a part of our vocab..
bwakakakaka can someone please tell me what the real lyrics to that game " By choza like to baby. To baby put the sigh."
"The sigh to the yona, the yona to the moon"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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I hate how Black people used to call Michael Jacksons 'Beat It' ....Pide Pide...
or how the words 'flying kick' are no longer a part of our vocab..
I'm i the only one that use to call Jackie Chan.... Jackie China
Took me looong to realise the one I knew as bus bensa was actualy Bud Spencer....lets not get into the hood pronunciation of Terrence Hill
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Intellectual types~
Whhooo Ah-Men!
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I hate how Black people used to call Michael Jacksons 'Beat It' ....Pide Pide...
or how the words 'flying kick' are no longer a part of our vocab..
bwakakakaka can someone please tell me what the real lyrics to that game " By choza like to baby. To baby put the sigh."
"The sigh to the yona, the yona to the moon"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
LoL you have got to love i lokishi. It was only when I started working here that I learnt that "strus bob" is actually " it's as true as Bob"
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I think this hood pronounciation deserves its own thread...
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^^^I think it does. because it took me well into my adulthood, to realise it that movies were "Starring" actors not "Stehrring".
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^^^I think it does. because it took me well into my adulthood, to realise it that movies were "Starring" actors not "Stehrring".
LOL!! thats some cla**ic shit right thurr...
There was a guy in our hood in Bloem when I was growing up... We called him 'Good Stuff' basically the whole time.. Only to find out 10 years later..... Gustav.. eish.
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Ugly brothers that think they the shit!
now i know youre not talking about me...i'm the mitchell's plain concise dictionery definition of "poes hot".
i hate sista's who are aesthetically challenged (dirt ugly money bitch) but have alot of confidence. i hate ugly people with confidence.
Jay-lee, what if i told you thaT behind this mask is a black version of a young McCauley Culkin. just me and you,home alone.
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We used to say "beh spin" for years, back at the ranch it's "back spin".
Even Xhosarise that ish on some " Masiyo bhe spina eKhayelitsha"
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i hate sista's who are aesthetically challenged (dirt ugly money bitch) but have alot of confidence. i hate ugly people with confidence.
I hate it when a sista got a banging body.. but the face look like its been hit with a spiked bat. Or when the face looks hella fine and the body is 'ehhhhh'...
what was the hood word for nunchuks again..? cant remember..
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I hate light skinned broads with black a** lips, black a** nipples, black a** fingers, black a** toes and black a** knees. How the f*** does that happen anyway??!! Sheet
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Ugly brothers that think they the shit!
now i know youre not talking about me...i'm the mitchell's plain concise dictionery definition of "poes hot".
i hate sista's who are aesthetically challenged (dirt ugly money bitch) but have alot of confidence. i hate ugly people with confidence.
Jay-lee, what if i told you thaT behind this mask is a black version of a young Culkin. just me and you,home alone.
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I also dont like ppl that claim things. Ma**ive turn off.
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@ Spacev
those pics of u on Myspace, make u out to be 'a PAGAD Gaatjie'
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I hate it when a chick has a bangin' face and a bangin' body, then she has to have brown rotten teeth, with a couple of them missing as well.
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what was the hood word for nunchuks again..? cant remember
chicago?
I hate light skinned broads with black a** lips, black a** nipples, black a** fingers, black a** toes and black a** knees. How the f*** does that happen anyway??!! Sheet
aww man, thats been on my mind for so long, never said anything cause i still poke em anyway...its not a good look though.
Iz it? steer n' pic en laat ek my mind op maak of jy soos McCauley Culkin lyk.
^^^you kind of lost me there, but after trying to read it for 15mins and figure out if thats slovak or venda, but i finally understand now...you want to be seen holding hands with me in public...i dont think i'm ready for that, but yes, i do want to be your friend. please dont take this the wrong way. lets hold hands electronically...ever had a digital dinner?
enis- whats wrong with gaatjies? you know how much cash they make in a day from coins that fell thru the seats?
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taling about the hood we used to refer to all the cartoons as obolo lol, the good ol days!!!
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"the man pure yona, the yona pure man...the man pure puuureee...tama 1 2 3 4"
Can someone find the right words for this shit please?
"afta skhool is afta skhool"...I think that is from somewhere in Mad Raper's ancestry
Yes, i hate Joburg peops who want to call the Model C, but can't spit the Zulu ...or Xhosa ...or Sotho when it comes down to it... OR THE COTTTDAMN English!! ...saying shit like "skhool" ...its "school" man!
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I hate people who Englishlise vernac words. Like hi my name is Niyamekah ( Nyameka)
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man, what are you talking abut...we all know that all cartoons are o Popayi
all toothpaste= Colgate
all plastic bags= checkers...Shekhas
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Chicago...? Shit I dont think that was it.. I know Bloem cats had a whole nother language when it came to kung-fu flicks..
You know that police baton the call a donkeypiel...? I remember moving to CT and finding out what 'piel' means.. I had to laugh..
@ Spacev
those pics of u on Myspace, make u out to be 'a PAGAD Gaatjie'
Gaam mafia.
Oh. I hate a gaam coloured muh'fukka. Sorry to all who are coloured. But those gaam laaities need home training..
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man, what are you talking abut...we all know that all cartoons are o Popayi
all toothpaste= Colgate
all plastic bags= checkers...Shekhas
TRUE DAT
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Soap= sunlight
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oh ja, Durban peops also call a baton "donkipiri"
...and when you get smacked and get a bump they say une "pee-bom"
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man, what are you talking abut...we all know that all cartoons are o Popayi
all toothpaste= Colgate
all plastic bags= checkers...Shekhas
Now that we talking abt childhood days , growing up and your mom would post ur a** to the store for brown bread it would come off as if you poor at home even thought it was for heath reasons. coldrink = coke LOL
and a holiday would = jail time or death.
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I hate people who Englishlise vernac words. Like hi my name is Niyamekah ( Nyameka)
What the f*** is up with monkeys pronouncing Wits University as "verts"?? I f***ing hate that shit, it grits me!
or those hood rats trying to model c their shit on some "im tired baby, please take me to berd(bed)?? WTF??!!
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Gam Mafia
Eintlik- who took those pics of you?
But yo! if a women is black- no matter how light she is- except for albino broads- the nipple/knees are gonna be black! its genetics, they say
Disclaimer: I'm not light skinnerd...i'm just saying yo!
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I hate people who buzz/ missed call you from a private number...
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^^^^ thats how you used to tell if a nigga is fronting when a nigga say he goes to Werts...you know he from Werts Terk down the road
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I don't got no black goddamn knees enis!
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Disclaimer: I'm not light skinnerd...i'm just saying yo!
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FAIL! Jys wit wit wit.. lol...
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I hate light skinned broads with black a** lips, black a** nipples, black a** fingers, black a** toes and black a** knees. How the f*** does that happen anyway??!! Sheet
I have yet to see such an abomination. That sounds disgusting.
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Chicago...? Shit I dont think that was it..
no it was amanantshago (nun-chugo)
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and an AK47 was umratata
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But yo! if a women is black- no matter how light she is- except for albino broads- the nipple/knees are gonna be black! its genetics, they say
Disclaimer: I'm not light skinnerd...i'm just saying yo!
Nah ma...im talking bout them pitch black nipples...
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Gaam mafia.
Oh. I hate a gaam coloured muh'fukka. Sorry to all who are coloured. But those gaam laaities need home training..
thats a bit harsh..even by my standards.....
enis-that black knee thing is from scrubbing too many floors and sucking too much dick.
those pics were taken by Annie Liebowitz
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pitch black nipples? Haai ke son! i dont know of such!
and an AK47 was umratata
LMAO!
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But yo! if a women is black- no matter how light she is- except for albino broads- the nipple/knees are gonna be black! its genetics, they say
Disclaimer: I'm not light skinnerd...i'm just saying yo!
Nah ma...im talking bout them pitch black nipples...
Sorry for my ignorance but aren't all nipple dark?
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i cant stand these disturbing a** baby hands the Wikipedia Legion of Doom CEO has going as his sig
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enis-that black knee thing is from scrubbing too many floors and sucking too much dick.
I'M NOT SAYING YOU HAVE BLACK KNEES BY THE WAY...DONT want kasual to set his medusa beard on me.
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Ppl that have favourite things , grrr!
" sorry please move you sitting on my favourite chair " >:(
" I cant leave home with out my favourite hat " >:(
" please change the channel my favourite show is on " >:(
Voetsek man! >:(
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My favourite.... The were sweets we called "buzayz"... I learned sometime this year that they are actually called "Bulls Eyes".
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and an AK47 was umratata
nah umratata = Uzzi (sp).
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We used to say "beh spin" for years, back at the ranch it's "back spin".
Even Xhosarise that ish on some " Masiyo bhe spina eKhayelitsha"
I know the threads called "Hate that" but i absolutely love xhosa's for their remix of Xhosa and English. "mfundin', ndi hungry" or or, "yho mfwethu, u HOTi" or "mfundin, ndizo kicka mfundin"
Oh and i also love the way they always say mfundin (actually its quite annoying at times)
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I hate light skinned broads with black a** lips, black a** nipples, black a** fingers, black a** toes and black a** knees. How the f*** does that happen anyway??!! Sheet
I have yet to see such an abomination. That sounds disgusting.
I almost threw holy water on the broad
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i cant stand these disturbing a** baby hands the Wikipedia Legion of Doom CEO has going as his sig
i hate it that i dont know whether churchof the latterday whatever is male or female, because some friends of mine would love to do a gang rape soon.
AND A SHOT GUN WAS CALLED A PUMP ACTION
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Struce s'god = Its true god
back to the original topic....
Nyambino should throw a....
I hate people that derial good threads esp when i started it...
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Elastic bands = reken/reker/reket
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Elastic bands = reken
ha ha ha ha....
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Please prince of darkness, it shouldn't have to come to you putting a Fatwa out on my Vjayjay with your bra Moegamat and his Gaatjie goons
Those things are disturbing is all.
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I hate light skinned broads with black a** lips, black a** nipples, black a** fingers, black a** toes and black a** knees. How the f*** does that happen anyway??!! Sheet
I have yet to see such an abomination. That sounds disgusting.
I almost threw holy water on the broad
Did you try to scrub her a little? Maybe she was just dirty.
If she was hot, I would have tried to scrub her off first.
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some friends of mine would love to do a gang rape soon. :o
You right, internet fling is as far as it will go . Bly net daar waar jy is . Goed soo ;)
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you could probably just set those baby hands to work on my nether regions and my penance would be done...I would be just as disturbed and traumatised...no need for goons...
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I hate light skinned broads with black a** lips, black a** nipples, black a** fingers, black a** toes and black a** knees. How the f*** does that happen anyway??!! Sheet
I have yet to see such an abomination. That sounds disgusting.
I almost threw holy water on the broad
Did you try to scrub her a little? Maybe she was just dirty.
If she was hot, I would have tried to scrub her off first.
She was hot. I piped her anyway. This year, ill be sending her bleach for christmas.
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^^^^HAHAHAH send that bleach nigga
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I hate light skinned broads with black a** lips, black a** nipples, black a** fingers, black a** toes and black a** knees. How the f*** does that happen anyway??!! Sheet
So now we get punished cause we are domesticated... Nes'qhela i kaka eqhumayo kodwa shame.
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I hate light skinned broads with black a** lips, black a** nipples, black a** fingers, black a** toes and black a** knees. How the f*** does that happen anyway??!! Sheet
So now we get punished cause we are domesticated... Nes'qhela i kaka eqhumayo kodwa shame.
Shorty gotta be light skinnded or dark skinded ma, she cant be bof. But i love yall regardless!!! : )
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I hate light skinned broads with black a** lips, black a** nipples, black a** fingers, black a** toes and black a** knees. How the f*** does that happen anyway??!! Sheet
So now we get punished cause we are domesticated... Nes'qhela i kaka eqhumayo kodwa shame.
Shorty gotta be light skinnded or dark skinded ma, she cant be bof. But i love yall regardless!!! : )
Yes but when you scrub a floor no matter what colour you are your skin is bound to go darker on your knees.
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i cant stand these disturbing a** baby hands the Wikipedia Legion of Doom CEO has going as his sig
i hate it that i dont know whether churchof the latterday whatever is male or female, because some friends of mine would love to do a gang rape soon.
AND A SHOT GUN WAS CALLED A PUMP ACTION
Ke palm-gun man....and i also hate them baby hands..... ;D
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i "pump gun" man blacks man!
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some friends of mine would love to do a gang rape soon.
You right, internet fling is as far as it will go . Bly net daar waar jy is . Goed soo
these AG ppl make me stoop to low levels...i dont even have friends, what rape? i'm a stand up guy...i won the general knowledge quizz twice in highschool.
you could probably just set those baby hands to work on my nether regions and my penance would be done...I would be just as disturbed and traumatised...no need for goons...
go away and leave me alone. i dont want to talk to you anymore...cock blocker...i removed the baby hands, now can you leave me alone. your provocation ruined my chances with a Khoi Lord queen, plus i've never dont this net mack thing...youve ruined my life, why dont you just get a shot gun and murder me and my dog, stanley he's a chow.
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some friends of mine would love to do a gang rape soon.
You right, internet fling is as far as it will go . Bly net daar waar jy is . Goed soo
these AG ppl make me stoop to low levels...i dont even have friends, what rape? i'm a stand up guy...i won the general knowledge quizz twice in highschool.
you could probably just set those baby hands to work on my nether regions and my penance would be done...I would be just as disturbed and traumatised...no need for goons...
go away and leave me alone. i dont want to talk to you anymore...cock blocker...i removed the baby hands, now can you leave me alone. your provocation ruined my chances with a Khoi Lord queen, plus i've never done this net mack thing...youve ruined my life, why dont you just get a pump action and murder me and my dog, stanley he's a chow.
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The devil is a liar!!! jesus was a chastity belt and he saved me from the evil clutches of you and your goons Wikipedia! And now you pay...with no play from Jay!
Does that mean we can revert to internet English again, oh evil one?
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I hate those german cuts...i S'Chicco...that shit that WikiSpace has in his pics... why don't you go ahead and get an S-curl so I can just drop and die Space...why do you torment me so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Things I hate?
People who declare war on theinternet
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I hate those german cuts...i S'Chicco...that shit that WikiSpace has in his pics... why don't you go ahead and get an S-curl so I can just drop and die Space...why do you torment me so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
i'm sorry that i probably broke your heart some where along my life...but youre just going to have to get over it, i dont love you. i love coloured girls i've never seen before who type in Afrikaans and eat gatsby's like they love tupac.
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hate logging onto a really interesting thread and seeing "Last edited" at the bottom of their post.
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Tip: Do NOT insinuate Jay eats Getsbys... this will cause her convulsions that will render her unavailable to you as she will burrow in the gymn at the mere thought
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Yep, Jay would never eat a gatsby. It'll make her fat.
She just licks the outside a little and then inhales the aroma.
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;D ;D
thats good to know, i was just covering my bases innit?
i wish they had sushi gatsby's...jay lee, do you mess with sushi? smoked salmon sashimi? thats my white side talkin...
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;D ;D
thats good to know, i was just covering my bases innit?
i wish they had sushi gatsby's...jay lee, do you mess with sushi? smoked salmon sashimi? thats my white side talkin...
quite a Koincedink. I had that this afternoon.
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yep, that has got to be your white side... the Japanese would DIE before they ate SMOKED salmon as Sashimi ...
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hate peeps who stuck in the past and say if never went to Le Club you dono hiphop... ::)
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hey guys can you courier a gatsby meal for me to durban.I ate that ish once last year mmmmh its addictive.
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I hate those who long for gatsbys while living in Durban as i toss and turn wishing for johny's rotis. ingrate bastards!
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I was never really a fan of Johnny's rotis. I love the bunny chows from ths little joint on marine parade. Don't know the name. that's usually my forst stop in Durban, before I go drinking and shit.
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Yep, Jay would never eat a gatsby. It'll make her fat.
She just licks the outside a little and then inhales the aroma.
Last time i ate a gatsby I was 16 and I just turned 21 this week. You know me too well Nathan.
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We used to say "beh spin" for years, back at the ranch it's "back spin".
Even Xhosarise that ish on some " Masiyo bhe spina eKhayelitsha"
I know the threads called "Hate that" but i absolutely love xhosa's for their remix of Xhosa and English. "mfundin', ndi hungry" or or, "yho mfwethu, u HOTi" or "mfundin, ndizo kicka mfundin"
Oh and i also love the way they always say mfundin (actually its quite annoying at times)
Just reminded me of a david kau joke abt xhosa ppl...
"Yho my friend, bendi walker on the gra**, ndabona i snake sa traya undi biter ndasi jumper!!!!"
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yep, that has got to be your white side... the Japanese would DIE before they ate SMOKED salmon as Sashimi ...
Its called fusion food you peasant.
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jay lee, do you mess with sushi? smoked salmon sashimi? thats my white side talkin...
I love veggi sushi with gra** green. Good stuff.
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We used to say "beh spin" for years, back at the ranch it's "back spin".
Even Xhosarise that ish on some " Masiyo bhe spina eKhayelitsha"
I know the threads called "Hate that" but i absolutely love xhosa's for their remix of Xhosa and English. "mfundin', ndi hungry" or or, "yho mfwethu, u HOTi" or "mfundin, ndizo kicka mfundin"
Oh and i also love the way they always say mfundin (actually its quite annoying at times)
Just reminded me of a david kau joke abt xhosa ppl...
"Yho my friend, bendi walker on the gra**, ndabona i snake sa traya undi biter ndasi jumper!!!!"
hate comedians who take forwaded emails/internet jokes and use them as their stand up jokes.
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damn...i'm going to yo sushi after this..........
theres this spot in Rosebank where they have maki rolls with strawberry's inside...may sound weird but trust me, its heaven.
I hate KFC...Chicken Licken all the way
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I hate KFC...Chicken Licken all the way
You do? :)
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KFC is boring and too greasy..chicken licken has those dope hotwings and their special coating is less fatty...gotta stay healthy innit?
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I hate KFC...Chicken Licken all the way
Chicken Licken. The food for Gods. Shit too good. Them hot wings....
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KFC is boring and too greasy..chicken licken has those dope hotwings and their special coating is less fatty...gotta stay healthy innit?
Think you very smart! I think home made is way healthyer as I wud replace sunflower oil with olive oil. boil the chicken 1st.
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i dont giv a shit about which chiken ppl like. i hate my job. >:(
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i only f*** with olive oil...deep fried food is my biggest vice...i try stay away from it but its like crack.
i'm going to start a food thread.
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KFC is boring and too greasy..chicken licken has those dope hotwings and their special coating is less fatty...gotta stay healthy innit?
Think you very smart! I think home made is way healthyer as I wud replace sunflower oil with olive oil. boil the chicken 1st.
honey, did you seriously think he's gonna take your advice?
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i only f*** with olive oil...
i'm going to start a food thread.
Yep , think peeps are a tardy bit hungry as its almost lunch time for sum ppl.
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im flipping starving right about now actually
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yep, that has got to be your white side... the Japanese would DIE before they ate SMOKED salmon as Sashimi ...
Its called fusion food you peasant.
fusers and tainters of tradition are uncultured peasants... f*** you if you put soy on rice!!!
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i only f*** with olive oil...
i'm going to start a food thread.
Yep , think peeps are a tardy bit hungry as its almost lunch time for sum ppl.
lol
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Call centre Agents trying to sell me a Funeral cover!
IM IN MY EARLY 20'S YOU BITCH, GO SELL THAT TO GRAMPA'S
Stores advertising SALE on the items and they dont have stock of that shit!
Checkers is f***ing Guilty of this
TAXI Drivers
(Stupid son's of bitch's need to learn to drive wait...........They shouldnt f***in Drive)
ahhhhhhhhhh thats all for now
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Gotta hate that...
Slikour and friends remix of "Umsindo"
White people at the shop greeting me with a "Molo bhuti"
women that you've gone out with 3 times(or less), thinking they your girlfriend
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People who eat pies in public...
LMAO..
u & khanyi mbau..
isn't that why she slapped that nigga & threatened him with divorce?
http://www.sundayworld.co.za/swzones/sundayworldNEW/news/news1177312047.asp
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Thats the last time i eat a pie in public.
Hate Rafael Benitez.
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hip hop clbs that pla jarule, 50 cent, RnB.
fat bitches in mini skirts
when you got weed but no rizzla
when you got rizzla but no weed
Crack heads
nigies drug dealers who always tell you the same shit when you walking to the shop "hay G, i got it!, i goti good shit!"
cats who cant except defeat
when you almost got your chick to have a threesome with her and her sister but i didnt work out!
taxi drivers who stop 50m from the short left.
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taxi drivers who stop 50m from the short left.
hahaha
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Its 200HATE on AfricasHATEway baby ;)
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I hate Meetings f***ing work meetings... i wish they get banned
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People who eat pies in public...
LMAO..
u & khanyi mbau..
isn't that why she slapped that nigga & threatened him with divorce?
http://www.sundayworld.co.za/swzones/sundayworldNEW/news/news1177312047.asp
lol I don't hate pies I hate people who eat them in public....
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women that you've gone out with 3 times(or less), thinking they your girlfriend
Cosign.. The worst part is not knowing that he's claiming you. Have one of the guys you actually like calling you and asking you bout some niggar with issues.
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People who eat pies in public...
LMAO..
u & khanyi mbau..
isn't that why she slapped that nigga & threatened him with divorce?
http://www.sundayworld.co.za/swzones/sundayworldNEW/news/news1177312047.asp
I hate this bitch. Someone should beat the shit out of her.
I can't stand people like this.
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south africans who refer to each other as 'niggas'
people who don't flush after themslves
drunken dude steppin up to talk shit to u while u getn down @ the joint
blunts mixed with cigarettes
anybody acting like my mama, ha**ling me about my nicotene habit
women who attack each other & call each other bitches on internet forums, so they sound like they with it...bullshitters!
people who burn local music & won't share international audio-visuals
e-alteregos
dude on the street calling u 'sweety' or 'babes' when they don't even know u
rappers who speaks against drugs, get off stage and put winter in their noses...
heads who act like they never dug old school kwaito
my man friend's new girl who thinks i'm a threat to her (get over yoself)
'rastaz' and 'muslims' who use their religion to push partriachal agendaz...
possessive boyfriendz
xhosa men who think circumsicion is all the 'training' one needs turn be a man
spaghetti dreadz
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^^^ Damn.. Thats a hefty list.
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south africans who refer to each other as 'niggas'
people who don't flush after themslves
drunken dude steppin up to talk shit to u while u getn down @ the joint
blunts mixed with cigarettes
anybody acting like my mama, ha**ling me about my nicotene habit
women who attack each other & call each other bitches on internet forums, so they sound like they with it...bullshitters!
people who burn local music & won't share international audio-visuals
e-alteregos
dude on the street calling u 'sweety' or 'babes' when they don't even know u
rappers who speaks against drugs, get off stage and put winter in their noses...
heads who act like they never dug old school kwaito
my man friend's new girl who thinks i'm a threat to her (get over yoself)
'rastaz' and 'muslims' and christians who use their religion to push partriachal agendaz...
possessive boyfriendz
xhosa men who think circumsicion is all the 'training' one needs turn be a man
spaghetti dreadz
I agree with everything except those.
First cos I can't stand smoking myself, and if someone smokes around me I usually end up with blocked sinuses and a sore throat the following day. I feel like this after every weekend, cos of clubs.
The second one, cos I really never felt kwaito. I could never understand it, and I stuck to my hip hop and old school soul.
Everything else on your list is spot on though.
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south africans who refer to each other as 'niggas'
people who don't flush after themslves
drunken dude steppin up to talk shit to u while u getn down @ the joint
blunts mixed with cigarettes
anybody acting like my mama, ha**ling me about my nicotene habit
women who attack each other & call each other bitches on internet forums, so they sound like they with it...bullshitters!
people who burn local music & won't share international audio-visuals
e-alteregos
dude on the street calling u 'sweety' or 'babes' when they don't even know u
rappers who speaks against drugs, get off stage and put winter in their noses...
heads who act like they never dug old school kwaito
my man friend's new girl who thinks i'm a threat to her (get over yoself)
'rastaz' and 'muslims' who use their religion to push partriachal agendaz...
possessive boyfriendz
xhosa men who think circumsicion is all the 'training' one needs turn be a man
spaghetti dreadz
Do you walk around in a long brown dress and a head wrap all day?
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south africans who refer to each other as 'niggas'
people who don't flush after themslves
drunken dude steppin up to talk shit to u while u getn down @ the joint
blunts mixed with cigarettes
anybody acting like my mama, ha**ling me about my nicotene habit
women who attack each other & call each other bitches on internet forums, so they sound like they with it...bullshitters!
people who burn local music & won't share international audio-visuals
e-alteregos
dude on the street calling u 'sweety' or 'babes' when they don't even know u
rappers who speaks against drugs, get off stage and put winter in their noses...
heads who act like they never dug old school kwaito
my man friend's new girl who thinks i'm a threat to her (get over yoself)
'rastaz' and 'muslims' who use their religion to push partriachal agendaz...
possessive boyfriendz
xhosa men who think circumsicion is all the 'training' one needs turn be a man
spaghetti dreadz
Do you walk around in a long brown dress and a head wrap all day?
lol
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south africans who refer to each other as 'niggas'
people who don't flush after themslves
drunken dude steppin up to talk shit to u while u getn down @ the joint
blunts mixed with cigarettes
anybody acting like my mama, ha**ling me about my nicotene habit
women who attack each other & call each other bitches on internet forums, so they sound like they with it...bullshitters!
people who burn local music & won't share international audio-visuals
e-alteregos
dude on the street calling u 'sweety' or 'babes' when they don't even know u
rappers who speaks against drugs, get off stage and put winter in their noses...
heads who act like they never dug old school kwaito
my man friend's new girl who thinks i'm a threat to her (get over yoself)
'rastaz' and 'muslims' who use their religion to push partriachal agendaz...
possessive boyfriendz
xhosa men who think circumsicion is all the 'training' one needs turn be a man
spaghetti dreadz
Do you walk around in a long brown dress and a head wrap all day?
no, hence the things i said about muslim and rasta men!
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south africans who refer to each other as 'niggas'
people who don't flush after themslves
drunken dude steppin up to talk shit to u while u getn down @ the joint
blunts mixed with cigarettes
anybody acting like my mama, ha**ling me about my nicotene habit
women who attack each other & call each other bitches on internet forums, so they sound like they with it...bullshitters!
people who burn local music & won't share international audio-visuals
e-alteregos
dude on the street calling u 'sweety' or 'babes' when they don't even know u
rappers who speaks against drugs, get off stage and put winter in their noses...
heads who act like they never dug old school kwaito
my man friend's new girl who thinks i'm a threat to her (get over yoself)
'rastaz' and 'muslims' who use their religion to push partriachal agendaz...
possessive boyfriendz
xhosa men who think circumsicion is all the 'training' one needs turn be a man
spaghetti dreadz
Do you walk around in a long brown dress and a head wrap all day?
no, hence the things i said about muslim and rasta men!
Praise Jesus!!
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Pick n Pay deli staff
i think there a pik n pay deli staf
hater coarse
on somr how to hate on customers
agghhggha
that sumamabitches
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Speaking of which...
Rasta women in those ghastly long, earth coloured skirts, pants underneath and headwraps in the heat... ok, this is not a hate, but rather a goddamn lady!
Rasta men/people who wanna force-fistbump/clash sevens...do I make you rock the sign of the cross urrtime we meet? no! Pa** the goddamn J!
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^^^lmao wid a matchbox full of swazi, and a long a** bag that hangs from your shoulder...
f*** it i hate niggas scared to be themselves in their raps, so everything they write is a bunch of lies...
for these bird a** niggas its almost hard to be real...
doesnt make sense if rich boy raps about the hood, why rap about something you know nothing about?
you can be rich and be real, people will still feel you...
also broke cats that talk like they worth something "in six minutes my figures is six digits", cmon...
Cmon??? f***
Anyway look jigga is rich now, but he still real... maybe he adapted to the game thats fine, thats him its wat hes good at, and nas, when you heard these two rap something thats totally Bullshit...
lol why you think they still the shit...
I think being real would be the best swag there is...
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Speaking of which...
Rasta women in those ghastly long, earth coloured skirts, pants underneath and headwraps in the heat... ok, this is not a hate, but rather a goddamn lady!
Rasta men/people who wanna force-fistbump/clash sevens...do I make you rock the sign of the cross urrtime we meet? no! Pa** the goddamn J!
co-sign!
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Apple for letting me use the iPod touch for a month and then expecting me to give it back. Bitches.
white people who feel that thier skin makes them superior to me, though I am better educated, betterlooking, a better dancer and better in bed. Plus I have a better understanding of life, yet they look at you as simply a BEE/ AA appointment, becuase you're black.
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Apple for letting me use the iPod touch for a month and then expecting me to give it back. Bitches.
white people who feel that thier skin makes them superior to me, though I am better educated, betterlooking, a better dancer and better in bed. Plus I have a better understanding of life, yet they look at you as simply a BEE/ AA appointment, becuase you're black.
Didn't you say you worked with a lot of gay guys? Maybe they are acting out because they want some kunte kente a**... I said it once and Imma say it again.." The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice."
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Apple for letting me use the iPod touch for a month and then expecting me to give it back. Bitches.
white people who feel that thier skin makes them superior to me, though I am better educated, betterlooking, a better dancer and better in bed. Plus I have a better understanding of life, yet they look at you as simply a BEE/ AA appointment, becuase you're black.
Didn't you say you worked with a lot of gay guys? Maybe they are acting out because they want some kunte kente a**... I said it once and Imma say it again.." The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice."
I'm not talking about people here specifically. These white folks are actually very openminded. Some of them even have black buttbuddies.
I'm talking about people in this company and in SA in general. I've seen it quite a few times. And also with folk who hear that I. as a coloured guy, work for Rapport. Their first reaction is a weird look, and then they ask me if I can actually write in Afrikaans, cos I don't seem like an Afrikaans cat.
That's like asking me if I write in English and there is someone who has to ranslate my black wok for the white market.
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Okay...
Another hate. Someone asks you to write copy in Xhosa and then they back translate it and tell you that it doesn't work. What the hell is that. Shit pisses me off.
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all zuma comrade types
sumamabitches
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i hate pedestrians who step out on to the road without looking. i won't feel 1 second's worth of guilt if you get splatted - in fact, i'll just be pissed off that you dented my ride.
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Hate white people/coloured who say my friend when they speak to me
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Hate white people/coloured who say my friend when they speak to me
Why my friend? What's wrong with that?
anyone see the South Park episode where Canada is on strike? There's a bit in there about my friend, buddy, etc.
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Hate white people/coloured who say my friend when they speak to me
Why my friend? What's wrong with that?
anyone see the South Park episode where Canada is on strike? There's a bit in there about my friend, buddy, etc.
No I haven't seen any South Park episode but do you know my sweet Nathan... Do you huh huh huh ?
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Jehova's witnesses.
I hate people with mono-brows. I really hate these people.
Their mono-brow makes it very difficult to gauge their facial expression. You cant tell when the ma'f***er is frowning, so its incredibly difficult to get away quickly or to see you are about to get murked. It happened to me once. We were chilling at newscafe with a couple of random broads and a dude i hardly knew that had a mono-brow. So naturally, the rest of us normal humans beings began to mock the mutant about his unusual and funny deformity. His expression didnt look like it changed the whole time...even as i lay on the floor, getting kicked in the teeth by him, i struggled to see a change in expression on his face. f***ing Klingon.
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Hate white people/coloured who say my friend when they speak to me
Why my friend? What's wrong with that?
cause i'm not your friend, my friend.
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Jehova's witnesses.
I hate people with mono-brows. I really hate these people.
Their mono-brow makes it very difficult to gauge their facial expression. You cant tell when the ma'f***er is frowning, so its incredibly difficult to get away quickly or to see you are about to get murked. It happened to me once. We were chilling at newscafe with a couple of random broads and a dude i hardly knew that had a mono-brow. So naturally, the rest of us normal humans beings began to mock the mutant about his unusual and funny deformity. His expression didnt look like it changed the whole time...even as i lay on the floor, getting kicked in the teeth by him, i struggled to see a change in expression on his face. f***ing Klingon.
Bwakakakakakakak ROFLMAO f*** you I have a mono brow but I pluck it. I hate them too especially those thick ones.
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Jehova's witnesses.
I hate people with mono-brows. I really hate these people.
Their mono-brow makes it very difficult to gauge their facial expression. You cant tell when the ma'f***er is frowning, so its incredibly difficult to get away quickly or to see you are about to get murked. It happened to me once. We were chilling at newscafe with a couple of random broads and a dude i hardly knew that had a mono-brow. So naturally, the rest of us normal humans beings began to mock the mutant about his unusual and funny deformity. His expression didnt look like it changed the whole time...even as i lay on the floor, getting kicked in the teeth by him, i struggled to see a change in expression on his face. f***ing Klingon.
Bwakakakakakakak ROFLMAO f*** you I have a mono brow but I pluck it. I hate them too especially those thick ones.
Its ok if you have a mono-brow. I didnt mean hate as in "hate", thats such a strong word. But i have learnt my lesson. I have to mock mono-brows from a healthy distance in order to get a running headstart.
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When people talk while they yawn (c) Bobo Lamb
When white peeps use the words Eish and some other 'venac' in my presence
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like that presenter wigga on sabc 1...
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the perfect gentleman who's got and is everything u've ever wanted in a man, but happens to be gay >:(
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when white kids are rude to their folks, and all their parents can muster is: "Time out! Go to the CORNER!"
OMG! i feel the need to render my home-training services free of charge!
*i will be optimistic from here on out!
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Guys who don't clean up after themselves
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the perfect gentleman who's got and is everything u've ever wanted in a man, but happens to be gay >:(
I'm not gay! What gave you that idea?
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When black folks adopt white babies {as if children aren't starving round these parts}
like Dallas Cowboys’ linebacker Demarcus Ware and his wife
(http://blackcelebritykids.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/demarcustaniquamarley.jpg)
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when white kids are rude to their folks, and all their parents can muster is: "Time out! Go to the CORNER!"
wut r u talking about? that corner shit actually works, kids hate it... lil'one will tell u so :-[
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Hot chicks that cement mix. That is such country behaviour. What a turn off. You take the broad to a restourant and she cant respond to your questions because half the time, she has a slurry of pizza and fanta grape in her mouth...cheeks all puffed like a f***ing gummi bear. Disgusting.
Guys with "flying dog" hair cuts and S-curl, who have the gaul to go and rock black leather pants and pointy white crocodile shoes in 38 degree JHB weather.
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Un educated bitches.
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When black folks adopt white babies {as if children aren't starving round these parts}
like Dallas Cowboys linebacker Demarcus Ware and his wife
(http://blackcelebritykids.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/demarcustaniquamarley.jpg)
What f***ery is this?? These house niggers should be hanged from a tree by the neck until dead.
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When black folks adopt white babies {as if children aren't starving round these parts}
like Dallas Cowboys linebacker Demarcus Ware and his wife
What f***ery is this?? These house niggers should be hanged from a tree by the neck until dead.
they're ignorant...thats when u really hate your own race
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Guys with "flying dog" hair cuts and S-curl, who have the gaul to go and rock black leather pants and pointy white crocodile shoes in 38 degree JHB weather.
Pic please, cos I can't picture this.
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the perfect gentleman who's got and is everything u've ever wanted in a man, but happens to be gay >:(
I'm not gay! What gave you that idea?
no shit ::)
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the perfect gentleman who's got and is everything u've ever wanted in a man, but happens to be gay >:(
or in another country
or more than 30 years older than you
or doesnt take notice of you
or isnt lookin for anything steady
not even a f***...
worse still - he's celibate
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Guys with "flying dog" hair cuts and S-curl, who have the gaul to go and rock black leather pants and pointy white crocodile shoes in 38 degree JHB weather.
Pic please, cos I can't picture this.
I would up one if i had one.
But seriously, if a nigger has the nuts to leak s-curl juice on the crushed leather seats in my whip, i would mutilate him. Then i would sell his body parts to a spaza in Limpopo.
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the perfect gentleman who's got and is everything u've ever wanted in a man, but happens to be gay >:(
or in another country
or more than 30 years older than you
or doesnt take notice of you
or isnt lookin for anything steady
not even a f***...
worse still - he's celibate
Im only celibate because i have been waiting for the right woman. I hope it will be you. Plus my chastity belt is starting to rust and i havent been for my tetanis shot this year.
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(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/99/269041255_5a7cf2ed19.jpg?v=0)
(http://gim.gupshup.org/gal/H/5.HCemerson_NealSimpson_e28699_4734554.JPG)
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the perfect gentleman who's got and is everything u've ever wanted in a man, but happens to be gay >:(
or in another country
or more than 30 years older than you
iyhoo...just imagine.. & anything more than 5 years older is already a compromise :D
or doesnt take notice of you
or isnt lookin for anything steady
see, this is one thing I'm yet to try
not even a f***...
worse still - he's celibate
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celibate, from what planet would he be???!
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the perfect gentleman who's got and is everything u've ever wanted in a man, but happens to be gay >:(
I'm not gay! What gave you that idea?
no shit ::)
I'm rather dissapointed in you. Here I was planning to make you my internet girlfriend, like Deacon and Baldi. Now you've ruined it.
I have in now way, shape or form ever been involved in any kind of faggotry whatsoever.
Seriously though, why aren't there more hot lesbians?
I hate these bulldykes that are all over the place.
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the perfect gentleman who's got and is everything u've ever wanted in a man, but happens to be gay >:(
or in another country
or more than 30 years older than you
iyhoo...just imagine.. & anything more than 5 years older is already a compromise :D
or doesnt take notice of you
or isnt lookin for anything steady
see, this is one thing I'm yet to try
not even a f***...
worse still - he's celibate
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celibate, from what planet would he be???!
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Actually I met a guy who is celibate. He's been for the past 7 years and he's waiting for "The one" He's very sweet. Your perfect kinda guy but all his girls bail on him after a while or they cheat. But he's a really cool guy he just doesn't have sex.
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the perfect gentleman who's got and is everything u've ever wanted in a man, but happens to be gay >:(
or in another country
or more than 30 years older than you
iyhoo...just imagine.. & anything more than 5 years older is already a compromise :D
or doesnt take notice of you
or isnt lookin for anything steady
see, this is one thing I'm yet to try
not even a f***...
worse still - he's celibate
celibate, from what planet would he be???!
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Actually I met a guy who is celibate. He's been for the past 7 years and he's waiting for "The one" He's very sweet. Your perfect kinda guy but all his girls bail on him after a while or they cheat. But he's a really cool guy he just doesn't have sex.
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This man is probably a serial killer that enjoys to have sex with cold bodies.
Can you confirm if any of his ex's are still alive?
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the perfect gentleman who's got and is everything u've ever wanted in a man, but happens to be gay >:(
I'm not gay! What gave you that idea?
no shit ::)
I'm rather dissapointed in you. Here I was planning to make you my internet girlfriend, like Deacon and Baldi. Now you've ruined it.
I have in now way, shape or form ever been involved in any kind of faggotry whatsoever.
see...u missed the point again, when i said "no shit" I meant it's pretty obvious that u are NOT gay, silly!
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i hate youtube.com because it won't let me upload videos!
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I also hate Telkom for providing the worst and most expensive internet connection in the world.
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Actually I met a guy who is celibate. He's been for the past 7 years and he's waiting for "The one" He's very sweet. Your perfect kinda guy but all his girls bail on him after a while or they cheat. But he's a really cool guy he just doesn't have sex.
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ain't gonna lie...i would do like the girls and run too!
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I also hate Telkom for providing the worst and most expensive internet connection in the world.
I hate these bastard too. Luckily two new broadband providers are setting up shop in the middle of next year. They are promising residential internet at 20% of Telkom's current price. The second SAT cable is almost 70% complete and the third will be done by December of next year.
When I was young I made it my mission to find ways to f*** with Telkom. Unfortunately I believe that it is important to share this info and one of the idiots I showed went and made more than R3000 worth of calls to Ireland and Sudan.
I got caught and had to show these idiots how to secure their own network. They wanted to prosecute, but luckily my mom works for them and she managed to convince them not to, if I paid them for all the calls and connections made from the lines they were monitoring and showed them how I did it.
Had to pay for my a**hole friend's shit too.
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the perfect gentleman who's got and is everything u've ever wanted in a man, but happens to be gay >:(
I'm not gay! What gave you that idea?
no shit ::)
I'm rather dissapointed in you. Here I was planning to make you my internet girlfriend, like Deacon and Baldi. Now you've ruined it.
I have in now way, shape or form ever been involved in any kind of faggotry whatsoever.
see...u missed the point again, when i said "no shit" I meant it's pretty obvious that u are NOT gay, silly!
Oh. So does this mean you'll be my cyber girlfriend?
When am I getting my first batch of nude pics then?
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Actually I met a guy who is celibate. He's been for the past 7 years and he's waiting for "The one" He's very sweet. Your perfect kinda guy but all his girls bail on him after a while or they cheat. But he's a really cool guy he just doesn't have sex.
ain't gonna lie...i would do like the girls and run too!
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@ Stalker, yes I know that two of his exes are still alive.
@ Polaris :o :o :o you would run? I wouldn't. This guy is so sweet you don't understand. He doesn't mind that a girl drinks or parties like a rock star. He doesn't mind if you call him at 2 in the morning. He's just perfect. O my gosh if you met him you wouldn't want to run unless its towards him.
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He is clearly a liar.
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Actually I met a guy who is celibate. He's been for the past 7 years and he's waiting for "The one" He's very sweet. Your perfect kinda guy but all his girls bail on him after a while or they cheat. But he's a really cool guy he just doesn't have sex.
ain't gonna lie...i would do like the girls and run too!
@ Stalker, yes I know that two of his exes are still alive.
@ Polaris :o :o :o you would run? I wouldn't. This guy is so sweet you don't understand. He doesn't mind that a girl drinks or parties like a rock star. He doesn't mind if you call him at 2 in the morning. He's just perfect. O my gosh if you met him you wouldn't want to run unless its towards him.
Sounds a bit queer to me.
Dude is either a serial killer, impotent, or a closet Ricky Martin fan.
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the perfect gentleman who's got and is everything u've ever wanted in a man, but happens to be gay >:(
I'm not gay! What gave you that idea?
no shit ::)
I'm rather dissapointed in you. Here I was planning to make you my internet girlfriend, like Deacon and Baldi. Now you've ruined it.
I have in now way, shape or form ever been involved in any kind of faggotry whatsoever.
see...u missed the point again, when i said "no shit" I meant it's pretty obvious that u are NOT gay, silly!
Oh. So does this mean you'll be my cyber girlfriend?
When am I getting my first batch of nude pics then?
uhmmm...i'll consider it...but u have to tell me how cyber relationships work...i haven had one of those just yet!
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He is clearly a liar.
LOL at these haters. Why can't a nigger just be perfect? Why you gotta hate. Anyways he parties and drinks he just doesn't have sex. He dates he kisses, he does everything else just not sex. He's not gay Nathan.
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Actually I met a guy who is celibate. He's been for the past 7 years and he's waiting for "The one" He's very sweet. Your perfect kinda guy but all his girls bail on him after a while or they cheat. But he's a really cool guy he just doesn't have sex.
ain't gonna lie...i would do like the girls and run too!
@ Stalker, yes I know that two of his exes are still alive.
@ Polaris :o :o :o you would run? I wouldn't. This guy is so sweet you don't understand. He doesn't mind that a girl drinks or parties like a rock star. He doesn't mind if you call him at 2 in the morning. He's just perfect. O my gosh if you met him you wouldn't want to run unless its towards him.
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Baldi, please stay away from him. I dont want you to get killed.
The news would devastate deacon too.
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Actually I met a guy who is celibate. He's been for the past 7 years and he's waiting for "The one" He's very sweet. Your perfect kinda guy but all his girls bail on him after a while or they cheat. But he's a really cool guy he just doesn't have sex.
ain't gonna lie...i would do like the girls and run too!
@ Stalker, yes I know that two of his exes are still alive.
@ Polaris :o :o :o you would run? I wouldn't. This guy is so sweet you don't understand. He doesn't mind that a girl drinks or parties like a rock star. He doesn't mind if you call him at 2 in the morning. He's just perfect. O my gosh if you met him you wouldn't want to run unless its towards him.
Baldi, please stay away from him. I dont want you to get killed.
The news would devastate deacon too.
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LOL at Deacon being devastated. If he wanted o kill someone he would've killed all them exes that cheated on him and who said anything about me and him anyways. He's just a friend and I know he wouldn't kill anyone.
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He is clearly a liar.
LOL at these haters. Why can't a nigger just be perfect? Why you gotta hate. Anyways he parties and drinks he just doesn't have sex. He dates he kisses, he does everything else just not sex. He's not gay Nathan.
Do you know if he actually has a penis?
You should check.
@Polaris...
I don't know really. I was gonna give Baldi a call and ask how it works. I'm not really a geek, so I have never had one of these either.
I hope it involves coming over to clean my flat and give me foot ma**ages once in a while.
I'll let you know as soon as soon as I've spoken to Baldi.
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okay, but 4 now it's back 2 earth 616...
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The media AND people who catergorise Akon, Ne-Yo, T-Pain and Chris Brown under rap or hip hop!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I F*cking HATE IT!!!!!!! I almost went buck at one of my friends for doing that! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jehova's witnesses.
I hate people with mono-brows. I really hate these people.
Their mono-brow makes it very difficult to gauge their facial expression. You cant tell when the ma'f***er is frowning, so its incredibly difficult to get away quickly or to see you are about to get murked. It happened to me once. We were chilling at newscafe with a couple of random broads and a dude i hardly knew that had a mono-brow. So naturally, the rest of us normal humans beings began to mock the mutant about his unusual and funny deformity. His expression didnt look like it changed the whole time...even as i lay on the floor, getting kicked in the teeth by him, i struggled to see a change in expression on his face. f***ing Klingon.
*dead*
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When black folks adopt white babies {as if children aren't starving round these parts}
like Dallas Cowboys’ linebacker Demarcus Ware and his wife
(http://blackcelebritykids.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/demarcustaniquamarley.jpg)
wow dude, how the f*** are you gonna hate on a baby?! :o This is Spacevein's handy work... Youre going straight to Wikipedia in the afterlife...
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Realising that you only brought one condom, and that condom just broke.
Cats who stand outside Campus square asking for change. One of these cats always asks me and pretends like we are friends. Yesterday I bought some hotwings from Chicken Licken and he asked for some cash. I said no bra, dont' have any. Then he keeps nagging and even goes as far as saying, "well give me a piece of chicken then." I gave him a look that says you must be crazy and he swore at me.
Now people think I'm a bad person cos I told a homeless guy that I'll "skop jou binne in jou ma se poes".
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Realising that you only brought one condom, and that condom just broke.
Cats who stand outside Campus square asking for change. One of these cats always asks me and pretends like we are friends. Yesterday I bought some hotwings from Chicken Licken and he asked for some cash. I said no bra, dont' have any. Then he keeps nagging and even goes as far as saying, "well give me a piece of chicken then." I gave him a look that says you must be crazy and he swore at me.
Now people think I'm a bad person cos I told a homeless guy that I'll "skop jou binne in jou ma se poes".
Talking about cats who ask for money/food...this street kid in Illovo asked me for cash but I offered him food instead, dude gave me a funny look and told me that he'd had some grub already and I should rather buy him a coke, wtf ???
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Haha! Cla**ic^^^^
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People with twisted Mentalities.
The Rugby and Soccer stadiums should be converted to colloseums for a few years so the idiotic rugby supporters, the Zuma supporters, the criminals and the xenophobes can wipe eachother out fuuck! hopefully the average IQ would be lifted.
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anyone else finding it hard to get into the new bloc party?
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anyone else finding it hard to get into the new bloc party?
?
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People who suddenly feel the need to take a shit just when they bout to leave yo crib and then leave yo house stinking like nobody's business (some dont even know that the air freshners are the for a purpose)...hate that shit...
or even worse: a nigga that will leave his flat just to come and take a shit by yours because he got a new girl by his place and dont wanna embarra** himself with the stink...damn >:(
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People who suddenly feel the need to take a shit just when they bout to leave yo crib and then leave yo house stinking like nobody's business (some dont even know that the air freshners are the for a purpose)...hate that shit...
or even worse: a nigga that will leave his flat just to come and take a shit by yours because he got a new girl by his place and dont wanna embarra** himself with the stink...damn >:(
I care for the environment, so I never use air fresheners.
As for boys coming to shit at your place, tell him to hold it, or shit his pants. I won't stand for that.
I hate people who piss all over the toilet seat and don't wipe. It's so bad at my joint sometimes that I rather go use the toilets at Nando's across the road.
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Talking about cats who ask for money/food...this street kid in Illovo asked me for cash but I offered him food instead, dude gave me a funny look and told me that he'd had some grub already and I should rather buy him a coke, wtf ???
[/quote] You think thats bad, once at eastgate peeped this blind guy and I cheered the ou sum coins , 1-2-3 the ou's phone rings , Im like hell nah MF! took ma coins back >:(
And peeps that dont close the door after taking a dump !! Like WTF ??? grrrr
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Talking about cats who ask for money/food...this street kid in Illovo asked me for cash but I offered him food instead, dude gave me a funny look and told me that he'd had some grub already and I should rather buy him a coke, wtf ???
You think thats bad, once at eastgate peeped this blind guy and I cheered the ou sum coins , 1-2-3 the ou's phone rings , Im like hell nah MF! took ma coins back >:(
And peeps that dont close the door after taking a dump !! Like WTF ??? grrrr
What? So people aren't allowed to have phones and keep in touch?
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Ed Hardy T-shirts
People who say 'hundreds'
Black peeps who sound like white joks
middle paths in your hair
Ed hardy
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Ed Hardy T-shirts
Ed hardy
especially when a cat has on a whole outfit, with shiny cap, t-shirt and kicks. :-X
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I hate it when I change my facebook status update to say Im excited that Dudley Perkins and Georgia Anne Muldrow are coming to SA... only to have 3
music skimmers people who are supposed music buffs ask me... 'who's that?'...
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Hiphop Hits CDs ( WTF)
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I hate facebook
but love changing my status :)
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Bad acting
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Talking about cats who ask for money/food...this street kid in Illovo asked me for cash but I offered him food instead, dude gave me a funny look and told me that he'd had some grub already and I should rather buy him a coke, wtf ???
Ha ha ha. so funny!
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I care for the environment, so I never use air fresheners.
As for boys coming to shit at your place, tell him to hold it, or shit his pants. I won't stand for that.
I hate people who piss all over the toilet seat and don't wipe. It's so bad at my joint sometimes that I rather go use the toilets at Nando's across the road.
They are sneaky bastards, they'll ask for something that they know u keep in yo bedroom and while you looking for it, all you hear is the toilet door closing....after that...the smell kicks in....
And some will even leave u that turd that struggles to be flushed down the toilet....sick sick sick
As for the people who piss by yo place: does dat include women?
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I care for the environment, so I never use air fresheners.
As for boys coming to shit at your place, tell him to hold it, or shit his pants. I won't stand for that.
I hate people who piss all over the toilet seat and don't wipe. It's so bad at my joint sometimes that I rather go use the toilets at Nando's across the road.
They are sneaky bastards, they'll ask for something that they know u keep in yo bedroom and while you looking for it, all you hear is the toilet door closing....after that...the smell kicks in....
And some will even leave u that turd that struggles to be flushed down the toilet....sick sick sick
As for the people who piss by yo place: does dat include women?
No, my housemate. Dude has horrible aim and the seat is always filthy. This weekend I just sprayed some DOmestos on it and left it, cos I'm scared to touch it. He got the message and cleaned it. I prefer using public toilets even, where I used to fear them before.
I don't think women can piss on your seat, unless they do it on purpose.
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I hate pets. especially dogs ...and visiting ppl that own them only to end up with fur on your clothes.. cats are cool though :)
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I hate it when I change my facebook status update to say Im excited that Dudley Perkins and Georgia Anne Muldrow are coming to SA... only to have 3 music skimmers people who are supposed music buffs ask me... 'who's that?'...
when are they here emceeKasualT?
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What? So people aren't allowed to have phones and keep in touch?
[/quote] Not when Im buying the airtime, hell NAH!!! >:(
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improppa (*) use of grammar
especially the "could of" instead of "could have" thing >:(
" I could of been run over" makes no sense!
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i hear u Miss Latte:
But do u ever feel that we might hold English a tad bit too high/ that we place it on this pedestal meant for English monarchies- not us!
I mean, would u cringe if i spelt Thami without the 'H'- or tata with the 'H'?
English is cool and all- but is worth all the fuss?
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...What I said is not limited to English
speaking of which...
Joburg peops fronting on peops about speaking too much English, and then you bust the vernac proppa, they can't hang...SMH
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network administrators who have blocked certain types of pics from showing. Now I can't fully appreciate threads like "your celebrity crush"
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people who nag about every single thing ::), especially stuff they have no control over like the weather, Zuma, Zapiro etc...
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people who nag about every single thing ::), especially stuff they have no control over like the weather, Zuma, Zapiro etc...
Co-Sign
i really am irritated by whiners!!! OMG! apparently British people are the biggest whiners in the world
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Those ppl who put tha generic Alpine mag on every single incl. Hyundai Getz. ppl its a Alphina mag nd ws designed for BMWs.lol
Sitting in front when travelling i a taxi and da hot chik or a any otha person next to you cnt calculate tha change....accurately
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Those ppl who put tha generic Alpine mag on every single incl. Hyundai Getz. ppl its a Alphina mag nd ws designed for BMWs.lol
Sitting in front when travelling i a taxi and da hot chik or a any otha person next to you cnt calculate tha change....accurately
and people who put 'M' series badges on their 320i
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i hate
gonow
chana
rhino
mahindra
tata
cheri
car brands. where the hell did they come from any way. how you going to seriously call a car a cheri or a chana...eish
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peeves: those spikey hairstyles on natty hair
honckeys :D
name droppers ;)
Fish Gaps (coloured smile)
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Sitting in front when travelling i a taxi and da hot chik or a any otha person next to you cnt calculate tha change....accurately
especially the ones in Noord in my mini :D
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Sitting in front when travelling i a taxi and da hot chik or a any otha person next to you cnt calculate tha change....accurately
especially the ones in Noord in my mini :D
you still rock mini's after what they did to that other chick? bravery
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Sitting in front when travelling i a taxi and da hot chik or a any otha person next to you cnt calculate tha change....accurately
especially the ones in Noord in my mini :D
you still rock mini's after what they did to that other chick? bravery
I ran as far as my legs could carry me and somehow landed in the Cape, apparently its quite acceptable to rock a mini down here :)
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Sitting in front when travelling i a taxi and da hot chik or a any otha person next to you cnt calculate tha change....accurately
especially the ones in Noord in my mini :D
you still rock mini's after what they did to that other chick? bravery
I ran as far as my legs could carry me and somehow landed in the Cape, apparently its quite acceptable to rock a mini down here :)
YEP! tha men do it too
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Sitting in front when travelling i a taxi and da hot chik or a any otha person next to you cnt calculate tha change....accurately
especially the ones in Noord in my mini :D
you still rock mini's after what they did to that other chick? bravery
hahaha I have noticed, and they some of them have better legs as well...so wrong
I ran as far as my legs could carry me and somehow landed in the Cape, apparently its quite acceptable to rock a mini down here :)
YEP! tha men do it too
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chana
rhino
mahindra
tata
cheri
car brands. where the hell did they come from any way. how you going to seriously call a car a cheri or a chana...eish
Chana is one of the biggest selling brands in China.
Tata is the biggest selling brand in India na dhas been around for years in Europe.
Mahindra was founded after WW2 when the US closed their Jeep factories in India, and some Indian dude decided to use the technology to start his own company.
These companies are huge overseas, we just took time to get them here.
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SA needed more variety in its car selection
AKA we need cheaper cars
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chana
rhino
mahindra
tata
cheri
car brands. where the hell did they come from any way. how you going to seriously call a car a cheri or a chana...eish
Chana is one of the biggest selling brands in China.
Tata is the biggest selling brand in India na dhas been around for years in Europe.
Mahindra was founded after WW2 when the US closed their Jeep factories in India, and some Indian dude decided to use the technology to start his own company.
These companies are huge overseas, we just took time to get them here.
good looks for the schooling.
i seriously would still not buy any of those car brands. from what i understand, tata owns jaguar too.
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yep, they bought them a few months ago.
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White/coloured colleagues who are suddenly not that friendly when they meet you outside the work environment.
Niggas who rock formal shoes at the beach and those sisters with high heals.
Gay niggas who tie their tshirts up to show their bellies.
Heads who feel the need to explain when i come across them looking corporate.
it was hard coming up with a list, maybe i dont hate that many things in life.
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I had to think of things I don't hate that much and leave them out.
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I hate nigg(er)s.
Thank heavens i'll be spanish in my next life.
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I hate the guy who just put up a beorewors roll stand right outside my office.
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I hate the guy who just put up a beorewors roll stand right outside my office.
buying a boerewors roll and they put that pink supposed-to-be-tomato-sauce stuff!!
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People who act like its my fault they have a shitty job.
Just make my damn stir-fry and stop thinking I don't understand the shit you're talking to your girl. I had to tell one of the ladies in our canteen where to get off just now, cos she wants to clean up and go home. Why can't we buy the ready cooked meals, why do I have to order stir-fry?
As if she's not being paid to make the shit for me.
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I hate the guy who just put up a beorewors roll stand right outside my office.
buying a boerewors roll and they put that pink supposed-to-be-tomato-sauce stuff!!
eating ur boerewors roll onli to have the pink sposed-to-be-tomato-sauce squirt onto ur top :-X
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over-fired spur wings...
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white people who walk around in dirty All Star sneakers
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white people who walk around in dirty All Star sneakers
why?
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white people who walk around in dirty All Star sneakers
why?
hahah... i was trying to understand this too
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white people who walk around in dirty All Star sneakers
why?
hahah... i was trying to understand this too
coz the bloody sneakers are dirty
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white people who walk around in dirty All Star sneakers
why?
hahah... i was trying to understand this too
coz they are dirty
what about black people with dirty all stars.
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I hate the guy who just put up a beorewors roll stand right outside my office.
buying a boerewors roll and they put that pink supposed-to-be-tomato-sauce stuff!!
buying a boerewors roll and you realise that what was covered in a whole lotta pink supposed-to-be-tomato-sauce stuff is actually a pink supposed to be boerewors.
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Wtf??hahaha^^^^
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white people who walk around in dirty All Star sneakers
why?
hahah... i was trying to understand this too
coz they are dirty
what about black people with dirty all stars.
hate them!! ;D ;D ;D
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it seems almost fashionable for white people to wear dirty all-stars. there's probably a shop that sells distressed or 'vintage' all-stars to white people for double the price. i have seen quite a few recently. i can't say that i hate it, but it's not a good look.
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I hate the guy who just put up a beorewors roll stand right outside my office.
buying a boerewors roll and they put that pink supposed-to-be-tomato-sauce stuff!!
buying a boerewors roll and you realise that what was covered in a whole lotta pink supposed-to-be-tomato-sauce stuff is actually a pink supposed to be boerewors.
:D dude where do u buy boereworsrolls?
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white people who walk around in dirty All Star sneakers
why?
hater :P
hahah... i was trying to understand this too
coz they are dirty
what about black people with dirty all stars.
hate them!! ;D ;D ;D
haterade juice overload...isnt that just about everyone :P except for Helen Zille and Tony yengeni ???
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it seems almost fashionable for white people to wear dirty all-stars. there's probably a shop that sells distressed or 'vintage' all-stars to white people for double the price. i have seen quite a few recently. i can't say that i hate it, but it's not a good look.
Yep. My bro and I laughed our a**es off in when we saw this shit in Bloem. Some white boys were paying R450 for a pair of dirty white All Stars from one of those trendy, exclusive joints.
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Yep. My bro and I laughed our a**es off in when we saw this shit in Bloem. Some white boys were paying R450 for a pair of dirty white All Stars from one of those trendy, exclusive joints.
Sorry but that is utter rubbish. They need to be slapped.
I hate Nathan. He promised me South Park and I'm still waiting.
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Yep. My bro and I laughed our a**es off in when we saw this shit in Bloem. Some white boys were paying R450 for a pair of dirty white All Stars from one of those trendy, exclusive joints.
Sorry but that is utter rubbish. They need to be slapped.
I hate Nathan. He promised me South Park and I'm still waiting.
You'll have to come with your laptop, cos they're on my harddrive and I'm going to Bloem tomorrow morning.
I'm leaving work at five. You can meet me at the Wee pub. Cool?
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Yep. My bro and I laughed our a**es off in when we saw this shit in Bloem. Some white boys were paying R450 for a pair of dirty white All Stars from one of those trendy, exclusive joints.
Sorry but that is utter rubbish. They need to be slapped.
I hate Nathan. He promised me South Park and I'm still waiting.
You'll have to come with your laptop, cos they're on my harddrive and I'm going to Bloem tomorrow morning.
I'm leaving work at five. You can meet me at the Wee pub. Cool?
5???? Jeepiz you are lucky... Where is Wee pub?
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You can meet me at the Wee pub
please enquire from robinho why he was closed on saturday evening.. 1
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Main Road in Melville, right opposite the Mochachos.
Speaking of Mochachos, I can't wait to get to bloem and buy a proper Scwarma, from mochcachos. not the tiny shit they have here.
And real Chinese from chinese people, not the shit they have at this chinese joint in Melville, that only has black people.
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it seems almost fashionable for white people to wear dirty all-stars. there's probably a shop that sells distressed or 'vintage' all-stars to white people for double the price. i have seen quite a few recently. i can't say that i hate it, but it's not a good look.
and that shop is Woolworths... I couldn't believe that f***ery.
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Main Road in Melville, right opposite the Mochachos.
Speaking of Mochachos, I can't wait to get to bloem and buy a proper Scwarma, from mochcachos. not the tiny shit they have here.
And real Chinese from chinese people, not the shit they have at this chinese joint in Melville, that only has black people.
What happenned to the chinese people at the Melville joint?! They were there...they had that kick-a** chinese hot sauce too! ...But I always liked Kung-fu kitchen in Parktown North better anyways...go there
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Unshaved under armpits
People who wear shades indoors or when it is not sunny
Irritating noise
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People who wear shades indoors or when it is not sunny
make that shades at night....
darkies.
i watched RGB for the 1st time last nite. Siya made a bad move. programm sucks a millie. am not impressed
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Marriage proposals.
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??? ???
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Marriage proposals.
Have you ever been proposed to?
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Marriage proposals.
Have you ever been proposed to?
Most unfortunate.
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Marriage proposals.
Have you ever been proposed to?
Most unfortunate.
Is this possibly why you hate them?
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Marriage proposals.
Have you ever been proposed to?
Most unfortunate.
Is this possibly why you hate them?
Possibly but I don't know.I hate them because essentially all it is is a promise that one day, even if it's in 4 years time I will marry you. How about we just get married. I think proposals are meaningless.
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Marriage proposals.
Have you ever been proposed to?
Most unfortunate.
Is this possibly why you hate them?
Possibly but I don't know.I hate them because essentially all it is is a promise that one day, even if it's in 4 years time I will marry you. How about we just get married. I think proposals are meaningless.
I hear you ma.
Wanna get married??
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i watched RGB for the 1st time last nite. Siya made a bad move. programm sucks a millie. am not impressed
more like a bitch move... but hey its a check at the end of the month right.
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I hear you ma.
Wanna get married??
Eventually yes I'd love to.
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I hear you ma.
Wanna get married??
Eventually yes I'd love to.
Want some pipe until then??
You know i had to try.
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I think proposals are not meaningless bcos whn u date sum1 u nt sure if they r the one,so they supprice u and then u will need tym to prepare for the wedding and during all that time u r engaged not married,so it depends on how long u take to prepare for ur wedding.
And in Baldi's case it will take her a day or even shorter as she jst wants to get married.
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I hear you ma.
Wanna get married??
Eventually yes I'd love to.
Want some pipe until then??
You know i had to try.
No thank you... You are actually very nasty
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I hear you ma.
Wanna get married??
Eventually yes I'd love to.
Want some pipe until then??
You know i had to try.
No thank you... You are actually very nasty
Im trying to become a better person. Really. Im not nasty to you am i?
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I think proposals are not meaningless bcos whn u date sum1 u nt sure if they r the one,so they supprice u and then u will need tym to prepare for the wedding and during all that time u r engaged not married,so it depends on how long u take to prepare for ur wedding.
And in Baldi's case it will take her a day or even shorter as she jst wants to get married.
nc nc nc nc nc
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I think proposals are not meaningless bcos whn u date sum1 u nt sure if they r the one,so they supprice u and then u will need tym to prepare for the wedding and during all that time u r engaged not married,so it depends on how long u take to prepare for ur wedding.
And in Baldi's case it will take her a day or even shorter as she jst wants to get married.
And a proposal then validates that they are " the one". What happens if he wakes up tomorrow and decides actually I made a mistake. Is he then still the one? I don't want to wake up one day and get married but I don't want that whole he's my fiancé for 20 years thing.
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i watched RGB for the 1st time last nite. Siya made a bad move. programm sucks a millie. am not impressed
more like a bitch move... but hey its a check at the end of the month right.
It was my 1st time hearing that here in SA we call an SUV a bakkie...dat nigga be schooling us...wow
and i thot SUVs were vehicles like jeep, range rover, blazer, territory and the likes...i guess i was wrong... :(
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And a proposal then validates that they are " the one". What happens if he wakes up tomorrow and decides actually I made a mistake. Is he then still the one? I don't want to wake up one day and get married but I don't want that whole he's my fiancé for 20 years thing.
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What if then you get married and still he realisez he made a mistake?
Then what do you want or should I say how to you want ur bf to let you know he wants to marry you and how long are u going to wait till the wedding day?
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Cats who always suggest that we go out for drinks and then when we get to the joint they claim that they have no cash on them. A friend of mine used to do this a lot, actually every time we decided to pop bottles...I remember the one time when we went to go stock up at the liquor store and this dude pulled out his wallet and said.."eh..gents, I only have R10.00. >:(
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Cats who always suggest that we go out for drinks and then when we get to the joint they claim that they have no cash on them. A friend of mine used to do this a lot, actually every time we decided to pop bottles...I remember the one time when we went to go stock up at the liquor store and this dude pulled out his wallet and said.."eh..gents, I only have R10.00. >:(
ok that is just wrong
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Cats who always suggest that we go out for drinks and then when we get to the joint they claim that they have no cash on them. A friend of mine used to do this a lot, actually every time we decided to pop bottles...I remember the one time when we went to go stock up at the liquor store and this dude pulled out his wallet and said.."eh..gents, I only have R10.00. >:(
you a good frend. i cant and wont tolerate freeloaders man.
i had a friend that used to try pull that stunt with me. he always went to bed sober, cos i didnt feel guilty to cop a beer and drink it in front of the nucca. later on, he made sure he had his paper right before coming around my way
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Cats who always suggest that we go out for drinks and then when we get to the joint they claim that they have no cash on them. A friend of mine used to do this a lot, actually every time we decided to pop bottles...I remember the one time when we went to go stock up at the liquor store and this dude pulled out his wallet and said.."eh..gents, I only have R10.00. >:(
U shud've let him buy himself a drink with that R10.00...how much is pap saak this days, used to have a friend who was addicted to that stuff...i guess he cud have got himself that with the ten bucks...
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I hate the guy who just put up a beorewors roll stand right outside my office.
buying a boerewors roll and they put that pink supposed-to-be-tomato-sauce stuff!!
buying a boerewors roll and you realise that what was covered in a whole lotta pink supposed-to-be-tomato-sauce stuff is actually a pink supposed to be boerewors.
:D dude where do u buy boereworsrolls?
drunken night out with a bunch of buddies in a not to be disclosed location. never going back there again.
moving right along...that dude that puts up the Mighty Dog stand in Melville is probly makin mad gwaap. the boerewors rolls there are dope especially with dat chilly sauce, but i hate the amount he charges for it.
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I hate the guy who just put up a beorewors roll stand right outside my office.
buying a boerewors roll and they put that pink supposed-to-be-tomato-sauce stuff!!
buying a boerewors roll and you realise that what was covered in a whole lotta pink supposed-to-be-tomato-sauce stuff is actually a pink supposed to be boerewors.
:D dude where do u buy boereworsrolls?
drunken night out with a bunch of buddies in a not to be disclosed location. never going back there again.
moving right along...that dude that puts up the Mighty Dog stand in Melville is probly makin mad gwaap. the boerewors rolls there are dope especially with dat chilly sauce, but i hate the amount he charges for it.
I havn't bought those boerewors rolls when sober so I can't really say if they dope or not.
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Dumb f***s... (Excuse my french.)
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Dj Khaled's voice ( we the best) >:(
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Being here right now.
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I hate the guy who just put up a beorewors roll stand right outside my office.
buying a boerewors roll and they put that pink supposed-to-be-tomato-sauce stuff!!
buying a boerewors roll and you realise that what was covered in a whole lotta pink supposed-to-be-tomato-sauce stuff is actually a pink supposed to be boerewors.
:D dude where do u buy boereworsrolls?
drunken night out with a bunch of buddies in a not to be disclosed location. never going back there again.
moving right along...that dude that puts up the Mighty Dog stand in Melville is probly makin mad gwaap. the boerewors rolls there are dope especially with dat chilly sauce, but i hate the amount he charges for it.
I havn't bought those boerewors rolls when sober so I can't really say if they dope or not.
u got a point there - last time I was there I was totally out of it...I got so drunk that a chick I was mackin on stole my Mighty Dog while I was chattin her up. >:( when I went to c her a couple of days later she wazn
all that fly anyway so the mighty dog even didn count as an investment anymore :-\
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Paris Hilton
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david kekana and chris bongobongo
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david kekana and chris bongobongo
Co-sign!
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david kekana and chris bongobongo
Co-sign!
i freaking hate this dude. if mike mangena wasnt in studio with this guy, id have the joint blown up. i dig mike, he is the most non-biased football analyser i know
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david kekana and chris bongobongo
i hate this dude
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david kekana and chris bongobongo
i hate this dude
LOL at everyone hating this dude... Who is he?
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david kekana and chris bongobongo
i hate this dude
LOL at everyone hating this dude... Who is he?
He a soccer analyst babes!
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david kekana and chris bongobongo
Co-sign!
i freaking hate this dude. if mike mangena wasnt in studio with this guy, id have the joint blown up. i dig mike, he is the most non-biased football analyser i know
Yeah i feel you man Mike and that dude who was playing for Sundowns are on point...forgot his name now
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chain e-mail.... :-X
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Marks Maponyane when making comments in tswana, he dont know how to speak the language no more, he must stick to english...
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Marks Maponyane when making comments in tswana, he dont know how to speak the language no more, he must stick to english...
Lol i always thought he was on point :D :D Damn guess i was wrong
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david kekana and chris bongobongo
i hate this dude
LOL at everyone hating this dude... Who is he?
He a soccer analyst babes!
O :-X
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It's not so much hate but that Xhosa meteorologist. It's a girl. I hate the way she speak.
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Marks Maponyane when making comments in tswana, he dont know how to speak the language no more, he must stick to english...
there was a time i use to say what you just said in reverse. his english was terrible before. he has improved well tho
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im beginning to hate mad rapper. he is really starting to grit me
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delayed live... WTF?
co- sign on devid kekana.. what a lapdog..
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Marks Maponyane when making comments in tswana, he dont know how to speak the language no more, he must stick to english...
Lol i always thought he was on point :D :D Damn guess i was wrong
Nah man...u can hear that he is forcing it, he even pauses just to remember the right word, he trying too hard, he even wants to speak that raw hardcore tswana...but nah, its not on...
used to hate that lady who used to commentate on laduma...used to mute the tv wen it was her turn...
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Telemarketers calling you at 8pm and Please call me's...
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Hate the name change feature on AG.
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the whole laduma/sabc football crew. wtf??
skinny jeans :-\
wiggas
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the whole laduma/sabc football crew. wtf??
skinny jeans :-\
wiggas
What did the poor jeans do to u?
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I hate smelling snaaks food in my complex, sies! :-X
skinny jeans only suit CERTAIN guyz!
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Hate the name change feature on AG.
lol @ this counter revolutionaire
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Hate the name change feature on AG.
lol @ this counter revolutionaire
LOL!! this counter-revolutionaire obviously didnt get the memo
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Hate the name change feature on AG.
lol @ this counter revolutionaire
LOL!! this counter-revolutionaire obviously didnt get the memo
lol its a crying shame i tell ya
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I hate smelling snaaks food in my complex, sies! :-X
skinny jeans only suit CERTAIN guyz!
I hate that too...we have tenants in our complex that cook such food atleast twice a month, they on the second floor but it smells all over from the ground floor to the sixth floor....and there's no escaping it....penetrates through windows and doors...
Do men also wear skinny jeans? i thot twas a ladies' thing...as for men wearing such, its plain gay...
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Do men also wear skinny jeans? i thot twas a ladies' thing...as for men wearing such, its plain gay...
not necessarily :)
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Do men also wear skinny jeans? i thot twas a ladies' thing...as for men wearing such, its plain gay...
not necessarily :)
So u like yo men in tights?
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Hate the name change feature on AG.
lol @ this counter revolutionaire
LOL
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Do men also wear skinny jeans? i thot twas a ladies' thing...as for men wearing such, its plain gay...
not necessarily :)
So u like yo men in tights?
not necessarily
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Hate the name change feature on AG.
SHAK MA MUTHUf***EN HEAD!
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fiken pik n pay deli staff
AGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fools who use the loud speaker on they phones to play they music in public, get some headphones gotdammit...
or buy one of these instead, atleast it got ba**
(http://www.hip-hop.net/graphics/0000/7530/nas_boombox.jpg)
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Smh @ Taxi drivers who think their taxis got hydraulics and try to make the taxi bounce like that. Ive been seeing this for years now.
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guys who grow the nail on their pinky fingers long...hayi man...nononono senoir!
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guys who grow the nail on their pinky fingers long...hayi man...nononono senoir!
LMAO co sign. Notice how they use it EVERYTHING...
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Hate the name change feature on AG.
SHAK MA MUTHUf***EN HEAD!
nigga dont blame me. I dont know who is who no more.
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these freakin monkeys tsa dipopo that hang on cars & sht... mainly taxis. sht just aint cool!!
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these freakin monkeys tsa dipopo that hang on cars & sht... mainly taxis. sht just aint cool!!
yeah ive seen that a lot in Cap City
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these freakin monkeys tsa dipopo that hang on cars & sht... mainly taxis. sht just aint cool!!
yeah ive seen that a lot in Cap City
Those tings are irritating as hell, some ppl even put 4 on the vehicle, even on exclusive cars...sick shit, i wonder who came up with such...they very popular with sundowns and supersport supporters and players...bunch of monkeys....damn...
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I hate that annoyances dont get banned anymore (f*** YOU MADRAPER)
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What are those koesistas people are -putting on their beestings in Newclare, Fordsburg and such? I may hate those things for now it is just suspicion.
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white women that whine for every last thing. OOOh Lordi- lowdi . >:(
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People who think their paper is gonna mysteriously fly onto their desk from the office copy/fax machine
people who plan thier lives around tv shows, "no we cant have a girls-nite on Tuesday, Survivor is on" ::)
guys who wear tops that are too tight, *ok u work out we get it ::)*
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The guy who sits next to me at work.... His feet are stank and in sandals... Like ZOMG
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People who think their paper is gonna mysteriously fly onto their desk from the office copy/fax machine
people who plan thier lives around tv shows, "no we cant have a girls-nite on Tuesday, Survivor is on" ::)
guys who wear tops that are too tight, *ok u work out we get it ::)*
Well you said you like 'em on skinny jeans so they thought its cool to be tight all over :D :D
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I feel u ugly B!
:-\ guys who show everybody the types of drawers they have on!
:-\ Facebook status's- like we care right?
:-\ People who floss on their blackberry celli's all day
:-\ Ed hardy (again)
:-\ Ku-gals (gosh), who say things "Dinn-din" instead of "dinner"
"Rondies" instead of "Rondebosch"
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Political parties that appoint 'youth league' presidents who are over 35.
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^ ^ ^
lol
forgot: BFF types!
grown women who still talk about BFF-related topics...smh
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guys who grow the nail on their pinky fingers long...hayi man...nononono senoir!
yeah,,, what the hell is that all about?
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i hate it when ur too broke to feed yourself!
and your lips are white-white (mpunga) from starvation
{Peace to my muslim people on ramadaan}
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People who think their paper is gonna mysteriously fly onto their desk from the office copy/fax machine
people who plan thier lives around tv shows, "no we cant have a girls-nite on Tuesday, Survivor is on" ::)
guys who wear tops that are too tight, *ok u work out we get it ::)*
Well you said you like 'em on skinny jeans so they thought its cool to be tight all over :D :D
now the tight tops are a bit too much Tuboy, it looks rediculous :D
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{Peace to my muslim people on ramadaan}
Ramadaan Karim (sp) as I said in some way before. Not Muslim but on my way (don't ask), and know the story. I hate people who think it's funny to put food under your face at like four forty to see your reaction. I that time I can usually can hear my stomach shifting in my throat, which I hate too. Ja.
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the white lady I saw, who looks like she could be in her 50s, but was wearing a midriff top with too tight jeans and her stomach hanging over her belt.
A certain someone who believes that spraying Handy Andy on the mess he made means that he cleaned it, even though he didn't wipe the mes and the handy andy off.
This same person who leaves a pot of half cooked rice on the stove for a week and then asks me what the funny smell in the kitchen is.
The fact that I have to work for a living.
People who do things just to be cool and fit in with the crowd.
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People who think their paper is gonna mysteriously fly onto their desk from the office copy/fax machine
people who plan thier lives around tv shows, "no we cant have a girls-nite on Tuesday, Survivor is on" ::)
guys who wear tops that are too tight, *ok u work out we get it ::)*
Well you said you like 'em on skinny jeans so they thought its cool to be tight all over :D :D
now the tight tops are a bit too much Tuboy, it looks rediculous :D
Really now...I guess you are more interest on what's below...u are more into calves, thighs, butts and sausages....aren't you? ;D
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{Peace to my muslim people on ramadaan}
Ramadaan Karim (sp) as I said in some way before. Not Muslim but on my way (don't ask), and know the story. I hate people who think it's funny to put food under your face at like four forty to see your reaction. I that time I can usually can hear my stomach shifting in my throat, which I hate too. Ja.
I used to date a muslim dude (peace to u), which meant that during fast he couldnt have sex right and i couldnt make bacon in his pans and i could eat in front of him during the fast
thats just wrong
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People who hold my hand my hand with their fingers between mine.
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The fact that I have to work for a living.
the fact that i have to do slave-labour (read internship) before I earn a measly salary for a living :'(
Paris hilton Syndrome chick (and men) who use "like", "ok", "oh my God" in every sentence :-X
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{Peace to my muslim people on ramadaan}
Ramadaan Karim (sp) as I said in some way before. Not Muslim but on my way (don't ask), and know the story. I hate people who think it's funny to put food under your face at like four forty to see your reaction. I that time I can usually can hear my stomach shifting in my throat, which I hate too. Ja.
I used to date a muslim dude (peace to u), which meant that during fast he couldnt have sex right and i couldnt make bacon in his pans and i could eat in front of him during the fast
thats just wrong
Wait you had sex any other time? Isn't that garaam (sp) ?
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I used to date a muslim dude (peace to u), which meant that during fast he couldnt have sex right and i couldnt make bacon in his pans and i could eat in front of him during the fast
thats just wrong
I also hate people who cant have sex right.
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{Peace to my muslim people on ramadaan}
Ramadaan Karim (sp) as I said in some way before. Not Muslim but on my way (don't ask), and know the story. I hate people who think it's funny to put food under your face at like four forty to see your reaction. I that time I can usually can hear my stomach shifting in my throat, which I hate too. Ja.
I used to date a muslim dude (peace to u), which meant that during fast he couldnt have sex right and i couldnt make bacon in his pans and i could eat in front of him during the fast
thats just wrong
Wait you had sex any other time? Isn't that garaam (sp) ?
nope we didnt
*whistles
but one day im'a turn muslim
inshalaah
(sp)
then make it 'legal'
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People who think their paper is gonna mysteriously fly onto their desk from the office copy/fax machine
people who plan thier lives around tv shows, "no we cant have a girls-nite on Tuesday, Survivor is on" ::)
guys who wear tops that are too tight, *ok u work out we get it ::)*
Well you said you like 'em on skinny jeans so they thought its cool to be tight all over :D :D
now the tight tops are a bit too much Tuboy, it looks rediculous :D
Really now...I guess you are more interest on what's below...u are more into calves, thighs, butts and sausages....aren't you? ;D
a ke seke ;D
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People who try so hard to seem interesting while being high.
" I like believe theres an outta space world "out " there. "
" wat if one cud like fly n stuff "
"wat if i told you Im seeing jesus right this minute? "
haai nee man, you flippen stoned! :D
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open plan offices
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House music parties
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House music parties
cosign, but its almost impossible to go out and not end up at one of these. Even hardocre heads throw parties where they just play house, cos "its what the ladies like. They wanna dance."
That's why I always have headphones with me. I chill outside bumping to my own music.
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House music parties
cosign, but its almost impossible to go out and not end up at one of these. Even hardocre heads throw parties where they just play house, cos "its what the ladies like. They wanna dance."
That's why I always have headphones with me. I chill outside bumping to my own music.
nc nc nc party pooper :P
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Marks Maponyane when making comments in tswana, he dont know how to speak the language no more, he must stick to english...
Lol i always thought he was on point :D :D Damn guess i was wrong
Nah man...u can hear that he is forcing it, he even pauses just to remember the right word, he trying too hard, he even wants to speak that raw hardcore tswana...but nah, its not on...
used to hate that lady who used to commentate on laduma...used to mute the tv wen it was her turn...
lol!!! Also hate David Kekana and Walter Mokoena....they just irritate me.....
hate my financial management lecturer....she talks like she doesn't wana be here
hate being broke!
hate Murphy's law
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People who finish all your salami while you're at work and then pretend like they don't know who ate it. As if you have another secret housemate.
Not having money to buy more, cos it's that time of the month.
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Chicks who draw in their eyebrows with a black coki thinking that nobody will notice them shits arent fake.
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^ ^ ^
lol- shame man.
- being jealous
-jealous guys
-seeing people with wedgies/full panties/bloemmis
-I hate but love hearing coloured folks from the farms who try to speak 'proper' english- thats funny
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That terrible stinge by Noord Taxi rank as you pa** by that 'information office' which has bin used a** a kak nd pissin spot.lol
Tha nigga in da office playin his Crunk loud on his headphones.
The fact that "wigs or weaves' that chics wear r really deceiving 4real.she aint a beauty without it.....
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Holes in your socks
especially by the toe
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Holes in your socks
especially by the toe
Cut your toenails :D :D :D
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Holes in your socks
especially by the toe
Cut your toenails :D :D :D
LOL
no thank u...
i love mine (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/CarGirl/GhettoNails27.jpg)
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Holes in your socks
especially by the toe
Cut your toenails :D :D :D
LOL
no thank u...
i love mine (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/CarGirl/GhettoNails27.jpg)
Yhoooo! Hayi ke eyam'incam'ntlokile LOL
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Holes in your socks
especially by the toe
Cut your toenails :D :D :D
LOL
no thank u...
i love mine (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/CarGirl/GhettoNails27.jpg)
That is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. And I've seen some disgusting things.
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Holes in your socks
especially by the toe
Cut your toenails :D :D :D
LOL
no thank u...
i love mine (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/CarGirl/GhettoNails27.jpg)
That is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. And I've seen some disgusting things.
I agree
*pukes
thats that tony hawk bird/ eagle claw shit!
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If i pick up a chic with nails like that at a club and take her home, she hitting the couch no doubt, those nails would shred my Gucci sheets :)
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Women who call you like 5 times a day with nothing to say.WTF! >:(
@ Nathan-Dude i think you should dump your boyfriend, clearly you not happy in that relationship.lol
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Women who call you like 5 times a day with nothing to say.WTF! >:(
@ Nathan-Dude i think you should dump your boyfriend, clearly you not happy in that relationship.lol
Nathan dates a guy??
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Women who call you like 5 times a day with nothing to say.WTF! >:(
@ Nathan-Dude i think you should dump your boyfriend, clearly you not happy in that relationship.lol
First off, f*** you.
Second, I am going to check out a new place this afternoon.
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Meeting a beautiful woman. The kind we perve over on catwalks and in movies, plus she is super cool and has a great personality.
Then seeing that this beautiful woman's boyfriend looks like his parents used a spikebat to the face as a means of discipline. Ugly f***er doesn't even have personality to fall back on, so you ask yourself, why is she with this guy? cos he is rude and speaks down to her in front of strangers, as if he is doing her a favour for being with her.
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Paying municipal bills. Couple of months ago some real angry lady on the counter took a whole R150 change she owed me and said she never had loose notes.
She got it good the next day.
I won't be surprised if she doesn't work there anymore.
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getting a call from work at 2pm telling you u have to come in to work on your day off just because the NEC has decided to kick the President out his position...then having to work on breaking news all day long... I hate my job . period. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Spelling on AG, im not talking keyboard errors.... Live english problems
E.g Owner of this thread:
Wattup
Was chatting to the Mrs the otherday about motorcycles. We spoke about guys giving other guys rides on motorbikes.
If i was given a ride by another guy Im not so sure I'd want to hold another dude around the waste. The Mrs thinks theres nothing wrong with it and she reckons any man secure with his sexuality would have no problem holding another dude around the waist
I mean seriously, in the first line you get it wrong, second one is right??
Whats up boet??
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getting a call from work at 2pm telling you u have to come in to work on your day off just because the NEC has decided to kick the President out his position...then having to work on breaking news all day long... I hate my job . period. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
All we've been doing all day as well. I'm out now though. Where do you work Lady?
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Radio djs who play a series of hot hiphop tracks and then decide to throw in a house track in the mix...mood killa right there...
People who keep saying Lungelo is a new artist/ new kid on the block just because he's now signed with TS records...ya'll been sleepin on his talent for years...
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medical aid premiums.
bad internet links that lead nowhere.
peeps who act al brazen in mxit but cant put two words together in real life ( learn to fukin communicate!)
divorce
cheap whisky
selling downloaded or copied movies that you know you got for free.
retrenchment
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medical aid premiums.
bad internet links that lead nowhere.
peeps who act al brazen in mxit but cant put two words together in real life ( learn to fukin communicate!)
divorce
cheap whisky
selling downloaded or copied movies that you know you got for free.
retrenchment
domestic workers
messy folk
People that dont know their place .
Julius Malema*
Cellphone ring in the cinema .
People that call you cheap when my perfume can buy their whole "outfit" for the week.
people that dail the wrong number and go " you sound cute, whats ur name? "
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medical aid premiums.
bad internet links that lead nowhere.
peeps who act al brazen in mxit but cant put two words together in real life ( learn to fukin communicate!)
divorce
cheap whisky
selling downloaded or copied movies that you know you got for free.
retrenchment
U sound like my friend lmao
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U sound like my friend lmao
i aint the only one pissed off by this shiz man - i know that :D ;D ;D
messy folk
People that dont know their place .
Julius Malema*
Cellphone ring in the cinema .
word.
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did i mention that i hate telkom?
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Small stages - how u gonna expect the anvils/Boy wonder/Hakeem to give u a gr8 performance on a 2m stage.... >:(
Sound technicians sleeping on the job and messing up good music...all that noise coming out the speakers... >:(
Wack artists who dont wanna get off stage... >:(
SA's expensive adsl data caps... >:(
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Pharmacists who refuse to sell me the morning after pill if the woman isn't present. what do you think? That I'm planning to get high off a superdose of female hormones? f***ing idiots.
People who insist on talking to me even when I make it obvious that I'm not interested. I don't care about your problems, unless they are funny or interesting. Your inability to get a job doesn't interest me at all. Maybe that's why you can't find a job. People don't wanna hire someone who doesn't know when to shut the f*** up.
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^^Hahaha.. I just tell em whatever i feel on the day.
Kinda hard to imajin you, lashing out.... after i formally met yet
On my side i sales consultant called me and quoted me for my car insurance, i told to put the quote on hold i still need to think about it he must call me after a week, he didn't call that week at the end of the month i debit of 3grand from an unknown recipient..... I went crazy that i even took a day off just 2 enquire at the bank..... I sweared so much that i didn't even know what i was saying..... They told me to go get a 3months bank statement as proof, after receiption of that i will take 5working days i went crazy started swearing again..... they put me thru to some cat who made it possible in 2days.........
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^^Hahaha.. I just tell em whatever i feel on the day.
Kinda hard to imajin you, lashing out.... after i formally met yet
On my side i sales consultant called me and quoted me for my car insurance, i told to put the quote on hold i still need to think about it he must call me after a week, he didn't call that week at the end of the month i debit of 3grand from an unknown recipient..... I went crazy that i even took a day off just 2 enquire at the bank..... I sweared so much that i didn't even know what i was saying..... They told me to go get a 3months bank statement as proof, after receiption of that i will take 5working days i went crazy started swearing again..... they put me thru to some cat who made it possible in 2days.........
3 grand for insurance??!! dude!!! exactly what kind of car do you drive??!!
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3 grand for insurance??!! dude!!! exactly what kind of car do you drive??!!
yeah man... i only know vw chicos to cost that much. cos they get stolen a lot
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3 grand for insurance??!! dude!!! exactly what kind of car do you drive??!!
yeah man... i only know vw chicos to cost that much. cos they get stolen a lot
Not even. I paid about R500 a month for my chico. R3000 is ridiculous. Do you drive a S cla** or something?
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^^Hahaha.. I just tell em whatever i feel on the day.
Kinda hard to imajin you, lashing out.... after i formally met yet
On my side i sales consultant called me and quoted me for my car insurance, i told to put the quote on hold i still need to think about it he must call me after a week, he didn't call that week at the end of the month i debit of 3grand from an unknown recipient..... I went crazy that i even took a day off just 2 enquire at the bank..... I sweared so much that i didn't even know what i was saying..... They told me to go get a 3months bank statement as proof, after receiption of that i will take 5working days i went crazy started swearing again..... they put me thru to some cat who made it possible in 2days.........
3 grand for insurance??!! dude!!! exactly what kind of car do you drive??!!
I drive an Audi A4 Avant, always wanted those wheels never thought i'd drive them this early..... I was hijacked 2yrs ago, early this year some learner driver lady bumped my car, in that same week i went shopping came out of the mall my car had a huge dent on the side hit and run....... My premiums sky rocketed... sold that car.... bought my first german car.... don't regret... i moves like nothing i've ever driven
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I drive an Audi A4 Avant, always wanted those wheels never thought i'd drive them this early..... I was hijacked 2yrs ago, early this year some learner driver lady bumped my car, in that same week i went shopping came out of the mall my car had a huge dent on the side hit and run....... My premiums sky rocketed... sold that car.... bought my first german car.... don't regret... i moves like nothing i've ever driven
aint audi a german whip?
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^^Hahaha.. I just tell em whatever i feel on the day.
Kinda hard to imajin you, lashing out.... after i formally met yet
On my side i sales consultant called me and quoted me for my car insurance, i told to put the quote on hold i still need to think about it he must call me after a week, he didn't call that week at the end of the month i debit of 3grand from an unknown recipient..... I went crazy that i even took a day off just 2 enquire at the bank..... I sweared so much that i didn't even know what i was saying..... They told me to go get a 3months bank statement as proof, after receiption of that i will take 5working days i went crazy started swearing again..... they put me thru to some cat who made it possible in 2days.........
3 grand for insurance??!! dude!!! exactly what kind of car do you drive??!!
I drive an Audi A4 Avant, always wanted those wheels never thought i'd drive them this early..... I was hijacked 2yrs ago, early this year some learner driver lady bumped my car, in that same week i went shopping came out of the mall my car had a huge dent on the side hit and run....... My premiums sky rocketed... sold that car.... bought my first german car.... don't regret... i moves like nothing i've ever driven
Couldnt help but to laugh * :D *^^^ sorry man, you got some bad luck with wheels.
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3 grand for insurance??!! dude!!! exactly what kind of car do you drive??!!
yeah man... i only know vw chicos to cost that much. cos they get stolen a lot
Not even. I paid about R500 a month for my chico. R3000 is ridiculous. Do you drive a S cla** or something?
exactly. the most you can pay on a chico irregardless of its theft risk is about 1600.
I must say tho, 3000 even for an A4 is steep. unless dude is like 21/22 yrs old and lives in the grimy streets of randburg lol
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yeah, Audi is German.
R3,000 for insurance is crazy. You can almost insure a Ferrari on the weekend-only rate for that! :)
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This cat is talking shit!
nah nicca, thats way too much.
SMH @ this crazy muthaf$%#@
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considering the luck he has had with wheels in the past he may be considered a high risk insurer. That could explain the ridiculous premium.
My uncle's place in Little Falls was burgled four times in one year a while back. Them and their neighbours' premiums also skyrocketed to the point where they decided to rather go without insurance.
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I hate cold calling salespeople.
Usually I just hang up as soon as I can tell it's some f***ing retarded salesperson, but yesterday a woman from Virgin Mobile called me and I put her on my speakerphone for fun just to see what she actually had to say. I let her drone on for 8 minutes before I even had to respond. I kept her on the line for 17 minutes in which time I only had to say 'yes' once.
Eventually my daughter ended my fun and hung up my phone because she was trying to watch Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Are these companies out of their minds?! They call me on my MTN cell number trying to get me to sign a contact with Virgin without even asking me how long I have left on my current MTN contract! Do they think I'm just gonna get another cell contact because they are offering me some shitty Samsung phone for 'free'??
What a waste of a human life.
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I really hate telkom for their monopoly on the braodband market and Ivy for allowing it.
Then I also hate the people at work who have restricted my downloading to 500mb per month. What the f*** can I do with 500mb a month. Thats less than I used to dl in a day.
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I drive an Audi A4 Avant, always wanted those wheels never thought i'd drive them this early..... I was hijacked 2yrs ago, early this year some learner driver lady bumped my car, in that same week i went shopping came out of the mall my car had a huge dent on the side hit and run....... My premiums sky rocketed... sold that car.... bought my first german car.... don't regret... i moves like nothing i've ever driven
Yes Sir it....... If ya'll know of a joint wher i can get a cheaper premium holler at brother i know that accident records stay on your profile for atleast 3yrs just have to hang in ther for one more year then i'll be fine...... holler
aint audi a german whip?
Yes Sir.... It is a german whip........ anyway if yall know of any other joint wher i can get a cheaper rate holler at brother.... sori for the late reply our serve is over loaded
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3 grand for insurance??!! dude!!! exactly what kind of car do you drive??!!
yeah man... i only know vw chicos to cost that much. cos they get stolen a lot
Not even. I paid about R500 a month for my chico. R3000 is ridiculous. Do you drive a S cla** or something?
exactly. the most you can pay on a chico irregardless of its theft risk is about 1600.
I must say tho, 3000 even for an A4 is steep. unless dude is like 21/22 yrs old and lives in the grimy streets of randburg lol
I live in the ghetto, Tembisa to be precise..... 3 grand is crazy all my frends tell me the same ish.... the cheapest premium i got were with Budget insurance i've worked with budget when i worked for AA( not alcoholics annon)..... I do not mind paying for insurance knowing that if anything happens i'm covered to the fullest without having to run around and making a hundred calls speaking to a thousand operators....... naah
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This cat is talking shit!
nah nicca, thats way too much.
SMH @ this crazy muthaf$%#@
I'm used to these kinds of remarks, I work for an insurance company as well and they cannot insure my Audi for less than R2300-00 i was advised to reapply after 3years when my hijacking fades away, my almera is insured at R800 and something...... brother man if you can get me a cheap rate pls holler
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This cat is talking shit!
nah nicca, thats way too much.
SMH @ this crazy muthaf$%#@
brother man if you can get me a cheap rate pls holler
2 much 4 ag is a girl
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Pharmacists who refuse to sell me the morning after pill if the woman isn't present. what do you think? That I'm planning to get high off a superdose of female hormones? f***ing idiots.
People who insist on talking to me even when I make it obvious that I'm not interested. I don't care about your problems, unless they are funny or interesting. Your inability to get a job doesn't interest me at all. Maybe that's why you can't find a job. People don't wanna hire someone who doesn't know when to shut the f*** up.
I'm feeling yo with morning afta ish....... The last time i went to buy that ish i was asked for my address and i was asked weird questions and forced to sign some document, the store was on some take it or leave it tip... i was desperate so i signed... i think it was a clicks pharmacy
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This cat is talking shit!
nah nicca, thats way too much.
SMH @ this crazy muthaf$%#@
brother man if you can get me a cheap rate pls holler
2 much 4 ag is a girl
ha ha ha! and he wonders why I call him names.
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working and still being broke, reli wat is the point ???
cumin back on AG to find nu stuff, SMACK, PROP wtf is this ???..*mayb we need a notification service*
The South Westerly wind *need to tie weights to my shoes* :'(
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i hate being broke...period it sucks ! >:(
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Hate people who think know me.
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Hate people who think know me.
tjo! who dunn did what to you woman?
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Hate people who think know me.
tjo! who dunn did what to you woman?
they told her they know her. lol!!
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who said that and when did this happen?
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people that lean on my car. >:( >:(
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Smelly black people.
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Hangovers. i feel like shit this morning
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Sheisty Muthaf*$kerz who think you know not what they say behind your back.
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Rush hour traffic on the freeway all cars standing still, add to that picture taxi drivers doing 120km/h on the yellow lane.... or those crazy cats that drive directly behind an ambulance on the freeway...
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warm beer
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Mahfcukaz who gives you funny looks because of the brand of beer you drinkin' "It's alcohol biyaatch" long as I get drunk hog on to you Heini Fcuk! >:(
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Sheisty Muthaf*$kerz who think you know not what they say behind your back.
co-sign
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warm beer
Mahfcukaz who gives you funny looks because of the brand of beer you drinkin' "It's alcohol biyaatch" long as I get drunk hog on to you Heini Fcuk! >:(
right on point fellows....
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warm beer
Mahfcukaz who gives you funny looks because of the brand of beer you drinkin' "It's alcohol biyaatch" long as I get drunk hog on to you Heini Fcuk! >:(
right on point fellows....
I f***ing hate beer (or whiskey) snobs.
f***ers who couldn't tell the difference between a single malt or a brandy, yet they sit there and act cool with their Glennfiddich dashed with Appletizer (disgusting waste of good whisky), cos they think the more expensive your drink is the better.
Or the ones looking at me funny cos I change from Guinness/Grolsch to Black Label and say shit like I'm a cheapskate. My cheap beer tastes better than your Miller pisswater you idiot.
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Yeah but Pyro, anything tastes better than Millers.
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an ice-cold Black Label.....
doesn't get better than that...
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warm beer
Mahfcukaz who gives you funny looks because of the brand of beer you drinkin' "It's alcohol biyaatch" long as I get drunk hog on to you Heini Fcuk! >:(
right on point fellows....
I f***ing hate beer (or whiskey) snobs.
f***ers who couldn't tell the difference between a single malt or a brandy, yet they sit there and act cool with their Glennfiddich dashed with Appletizer (disgusting waste of good whisky), cos they think the more expensive your drink is the better.
Or the ones looking at me funny cos I change from Guinness/Grolsch to Black Label and say shit like I'm a cheapskate. My cheap beer tastes better than your Miller pisswater you idiot.
Co-siggidy signx1000 and to top it all they will take forever to finish whateva they drinkin cause mahf***as is broke, they should read "some of my best friends are white".
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Fat police woman and men who if had to give chase would get a heart attack on the spot!
Politicians using there blue syringe during rush hour and expect everyone to move out the way! You wanna avoid traffic leave early bitch! And f*** you !
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Fat police woman and men who if had to give chase would get a heart attack on the spot!
???
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Fat police woman and men who if had to give chase would get a heart attack on the spot!
???
Have you never seen cops that look like potentional contestants for biggest loser?
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exes that just spring outta nowhere to ruin your life >:( :'(
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Fat police woman and men who if had to give chase would get a heart attack on the spot!
???
Have you never seen cops that look like potential contestants for biggest loser?
You'll be shocked at how some of them can still run like bolt...dont be fooled...they undercover...waiting to strike... ;D
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Fat police woman and men who if had to give chase would get a heart attack on the spot!
???
Have you never seen cops that look like potential contestants for biggest loser?
You'll be shocked at how some of them can still run like bolt...dont be fooled...they undercover...waiting to strike... ;D
Naah, I've been chased a few times, back when I still used to decorate public spaces with paint. These dudes would run, I would open a mile wide gap between us and then thye would threaten to shoot me if I don't stop.
I would just keep going cos I knew they couldn't shoot me and they would turn back and go get back in their vans. Then I'd go back an hour or two later and finish up my piece.
Fat bastards are slow as hell.
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Yeah some of us dont like beer, let me drink my shit dashed and stirred. Yeah LMAO at these niggaz who take lil sips one tot n shit for the whole f***en 30 minutes.
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Fat police woman and men who if had to give chase would get a heart attack on the spot!
???
Have you never seen cops that look like potential contestants for biggest loser?
You'll be shocked at how some of them can still run like bolt...dont be fooled...they undercover...waiting to strike... ;D
Naah, I've been chased a few times, back when I still used to decorate public spaces with paint. These dudes would run, I would open a mile wide gap between us and then thye would threaten to shoot me if I don't stop.
I would just keep going cos I knew they couldn't shoot me and they would turn back and go get back in their vans. Then I'd go back an hour or two later and finish up my piece.
Fat bastards are slow as hell.
Like i said: some of them...not all...