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Title: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Headwarmaz on October 14, 2008, 05:23:13 PM
This is the opposite of Lyra**ist Lounge...this is where we document some of the worst mishaps in hip hop lyricism...
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Headwarmaz on October 14, 2008, 05:31:01 PM
25.
 Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin lyin save that sh*t for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Wha**up (wha**up) SHUT UP!" - Trina

Song -"Here We Go"Album: Glamorest Life

Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Mad on October 14, 2008, 05:33:53 PM
and who the hell are you? cmon you really starting to look stupid yourself with all these whack threads
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Big Elle on October 14, 2008, 05:59:42 PM
any rick ross joint, most of the stuff that comes out of the derrty sounds lame except t.i. and luda.
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Anna Sasin on October 14, 2008, 08:13:57 PM
25.
 Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin lyin save that sh*t for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Wha**up (wha**up) SHUT UP!" - Trina

Song -"Here We Go"Album: Glamorest Life


oh gosh,tht pushed me over the edge,argh!
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: cash on October 15, 2008, 10:13:27 AM
CLa**IC OF ALL TIME  :

Infa - Im always ready like EVERREADY ;)
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Anna Sasin on October 15, 2008, 10:44:57 AM
^^^co-sign
Nas:you a figure 8/n u ma number 1 candidate
cheap shot,n th way he sed it,its like he knew it was wack
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on October 15, 2008, 11:00:37 AM
^^^co-sign
Nas:you a figure 8/n u ma number 1 candidate
cheap shot,n th way he sed it,its like he knew it was wack

what do u think he meant there?
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Mo'licious on October 15, 2008, 11:05:57 AM
Co-sign on Infa ::) ::)

Ramesh: Steaks(stakes) are high, nje nge nkomo e bhem' intshango......
it's actually just a funny line...but still not dope...so i guess its wack.... ::) ???
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: dat dude who happens to rap! on October 15, 2008, 11:08:19 AM
Infa

Im sick like 666?  ???

Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: SIR DEEJAY MZU on October 15, 2008, 11:11:38 AM
Infa

Im sick like 666?  ???



Lol... how about we just say anythang written by Infa falls under the worst lyrics in hip hop history?
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Anna Sasin on October 15, 2008, 11:17:42 AM
^^^co-sign
Nas:you a figure 8/n u ma number 1 candidate
cheap shot,n th way he sed it,its like he knew it was wack

what do u think he meant there?
it js didn fit sm1 of nas's calibre,i herd it n i was like,thts th best he cud do?
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: SolitaryNative on October 15, 2008, 11:23:57 AM
"Olde English" words like "thee" or "ye" in lieu of better words can suck.  Mr. Ex got away with that on that joint with Reason about the N Bomb saga so no crossfire or subliminal bullshit, but generally I can't stand that shit. Sounds sloppy.
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on October 15, 2008, 11:26:11 AM
^^^co-sign
Nas:you a figure 8/n u ma number 1 candidate
cheap shot,n th way he sed it,its like he knew it was wack

what do u think he meant there?
it js didn fit sm1 of nas's calibre,i herd it n i was like,thts th best he cud do?

cool. but im asking what did u deduce from that line? bearing in mind the track he said that line in.
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Anna Sasin on October 15, 2008, 11:48:05 AM
^^^co-sign
Nas:you a figure 8/n u ma number 1 candidate
cheap shot,n th way he sed it,its like he knew it was wack

what do u think he meant there?
it js didn fit sm1 of nas's calibre,i herd it n i was like,thts th best he cud do?

cool. but im asking what did u deduce from that line? bearing in mind the track he said that line in.

Its actuali the 1st part b4 those lines as wel:

Let's show the world you're my
golden girl, when we shoppin'
They see us on the streets,
they say, "Son, scooped a
hot one"
You taste like banana cake, you
shaped like the number eight
And you my number one candidate

sure it was a song with mariah and joe n maybe he had to be suitably shmoozy,bt still,it seemed sloppy to me.cnt give u any more thn tht
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Alcohol Abuser on October 15, 2008, 12:04:47 PM
@Anna can you please answer the damn question >:(
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Anna Sasin on October 15, 2008, 12:12:19 PM
baas gert...seriousli,i js did.
wat is ther 2infer frm th lyrics except a set of lines tht wer js soft n cuda bn written by a 5th grader judging frm the similes n imagery created.
wat more do u want?!!!! >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Trinidad-Hux on October 15, 2008, 01:09:32 PM
Cash's whole verse on the Nigga Please joint. I know you're much better than that.
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: cash on October 15, 2008, 01:16:07 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on October 15, 2008, 01:23:55 PM
sure it was a song with mariah and joe n maybe he had to be suitably shmoozy,bt still,it seemed sloppy to me.cnt give u any more thn tht

aight. fanks
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Touareg on October 15, 2008, 02:36:43 PM
Dont know if this can be categorised as Hip Hop but it did win a Hip Hop award a while ago...

Remember that Bob Mabhena feat Doctor Khumalo track?

That shit was f***ed up by any standard...

Remember..."Get funky...Get funky...Yhoo...Yhoo...yupie yo, yupie yo,get funky funky groovy groovy yo!" WTF >:(
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Enis21 on October 15, 2008, 02:42:00 PM
Remember that Bob Mabhena feat Doctor Khumalo track?

That shit was f***ed up by any standard...

Remember..."Get funky...Get funky...Yhoo...Yhoo...yupie yo, yupie yo,get funky funky groovy groovy yo!" WTF >:(

LMAO! thats so true...
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Mprofeti the Radical Process on October 15, 2008, 03:16:21 PM
Pitch Black Afro in that track he did with Bravo:

Mina ndingu Pitch Black kayi 1, kayi 2, kayi 3, kayi 4, kayi 5, kayi 6, kayi 7, kayi 8, kayi 9, kayi 10 ndikushiye ungu 10-10
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Headwarmaz on October 15, 2008, 06:33:01 PM
heheehehhehehe, co-sign on the pitch black... but there's a whole raggae song with da same theme, "you sleep one hour, you lose 1 rand. you sleep two hours, you lose 2 rand, you sleep 3 hour you lose 3 rand.....goes on to about 58 and the song fades.

Worst lyrics.... 50 cent on 21 questions.   "I love you like a fat kid loves cake"
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Hip Hop Fan on October 15, 2008, 07:18:42 PM
Gotta point out Biggie's worst line -
Quote
When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick (yeah)
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Last of the old AG Hittaz on October 16, 2008, 05:28:23 AM
any rick ross joint, most of the stuff that comes out of the derrty sounds lame except t.i. and luda.



  Yeah, I hate that fat a** black Santa Claus. I agree, I hate most of the garbage that
  comes out of the South.
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: QuinDEeh on October 16, 2008, 08:09:21 AM
Worst lyrics.... 50 cent on 21 questions.   "I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

^^ No f***in way brah...aint nun wrong wit that line.

almost anything thats ever been said by lil wayne but of cause his cla**ic verse is the one he did on mario's cryin out for me remix.

on sum " So I met this shawty the otha day
I got her numba called her up like what u doin, she say nuuin, i say whats good...I say I think we should hook up She say uhe...I say what? She say but...I say but... ? Why u stuck?
She say f*** I say who? She say not u I say then who....." Oh go f*** yourself already u young weezy baaabeee!!! and leave the story telling to R.Kelly and his closet maniacs!
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Big Elle on October 16, 2008, 09:31:15 AM
actually 21 questions is nice but that "love you like a fat kid loves cake" line is retarted. patiently waiting is also a very retarted 50 joint compared to rowdy, rowdy and how to rob. i think thats were 50 started copying that whole derrty style of rapping.
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: WORDSMITH on October 16, 2008, 10:11:29 AM
Eish...

Flabba's Verse on the "Children of tommorow" Track...
"Le wena O'lady ska iketsaeka ha o bone,
just B'cos ntate o tlatsa fridge ka di palone,"

That's sum fuuny ish right there!  :D
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Headwarmaz on October 21, 2008, 06:29:22 PM
2.

"I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talkin. My glock cocked when I'm crawlin." -Mike Jones

Song = "Scandalous H**s Album =  Who is MIke Jones?


What's next? I watch my ears when I'm hearing, I watch my sight when I'm seeing...?

Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Anna Sasin on October 21, 2008, 06:33:48 PM
^^^lmao
probli sounds evn more lame coz he raps slow,
so u on sm 'get on wit it nigga,wat is it?wat?!!!!'
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Malcom E.K.K.S on October 21, 2008, 06:39:01 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Jesus walked on water, but he couldn't swim on land coz he didn't have the imagination...

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: the brand® on October 21, 2008, 07:22:32 PM
Anything said by Flabba/50cent/mike jones/lil *insert uncool name here*/solejah boy/g-unit/jozi etc
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Headwarmaz on November 05, 2008, 12:19:10 AM
"Call me millicent/cos when it come to rhymes my thought are militant" - Sisanda
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: da kid x on November 05, 2008, 12:41:06 AM
I gotta point out em h2o niggaz on zubz's 'heavy8'..they'r 8bars wouldn't even cut it as da hook
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Headwarmaz on November 05, 2008, 08:50:48 PM
Rick ross spits the worst ish i've heard in a bit...
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: cash on November 06, 2008, 10:49:37 AM
worst rapper of all time = Shae Davids
*If yall have seen this guy on SMACK yall cannot dispute this*
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: cash on November 06, 2008, 10:55:48 AM
Artist - Shae Davis aka Punch
Track - Neighborhood Hood Nigga
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: da kid x on November 06, 2008, 11:11:46 AM
Rick Ross is da truth..if u can't identify dat..then there's sumin wrong wit ya..my policy is dat, dont h8 on a cat who spit betta than u..
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: 1kind on November 06, 2008, 11:16:05 PM
is this cat being serious!!!! :o

Rick Ross is da truth..if u can't identify dat..then there's sumin wrong wit ya..my policy is dat, dont h8 on a cat who spit betta than u..
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Mprofeti the Radical Process on November 07, 2008, 09:44:59 AM
Whatever Nigga...
Rick Ross is da truth..if u can't identify dat..then there's sumin wrong wit ya..my policy is dat, dont h8 on a cat who spit betta than u..
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Mrs Jones on November 07, 2008, 10:13:01 AM
Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin lyin save that sh*t for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Wha**up (wha**up) SHUT UP!" - Trina

hahahahahahahahah I have this song and when I first heard it I was thinking NO WAYS!!! What the hell was she thinking??
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Anna Sasin on November 07, 2008, 10:17:51 AM
evry song i hear frm trina is retarded.
pretty girl bt she got nuthn 2say...damn!
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Mrs Jones on November 07, 2008, 10:22:20 AM
I'm gettin the feelin you wanna take revenge
From the conversations we have and the way it ends
You wanna discuss me in front of your lady friends
That's why it's just me and my Mercedes Benz....Lloyd Banks

hahahahahahahahahahaha f$%k what happened to the tallent
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: iamBakdraft on November 07, 2008, 11:22:23 AM
^^^co-sign
Nas:you a figure 8/n u ma number 1 candidate
cheap shot,n th way he sed it,its like he knew it was wack

what do u think he meant there?


Word is Born Family,

That was Nas on Mariah Carey's - Thank GOD i found you ft. Joe and Nas

You're shaped like the number 8/
and you're my number one candidate/
I can't loose you/
is like betting on vegas crucial/

Sorry i got carried away ther..... hope this solves the mystery

Bladow
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on November 07, 2008, 10:58:36 PM
 My nomination goes to Mike Jones every time he calls out his phone number in every track something like"...330 8004 thats the number u can call me on"
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Headwarmaz on November 18, 2008, 11:53:22 PM
"D.D.T. the b**ch, I can go for some hours Let Parlae hit, together we like twin towers."
 -Pimpin ("Freaky as She Wanna Be")
Album: On Top of Our Game |

Terrible jokes gone from bad to worse....dang!
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Koli qha on November 19, 2008, 12:13:08 PM
@ anna sasin - Trina a pretty girl? Wait.. There a new Trina?
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on November 23, 2008, 07:47:48 PM
"if my records dont sell,i will show you my dick"-50 cent   Eeeuw 50 damn.
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Inca on November 24, 2008, 10:27:07 AM
Anything said by Flabba/50cent/mike jones/lil *insert uncool name here*/solejah boy/g-unit/jozi etc

^^^^^^^^ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D^^^^^^^......and as for the 'uncool name bit', im just gonna take a wild guess, i don no :-[....uhm...say maybe :-[......wayne ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Headwarmaz on December 09, 2008, 05:37:38 PM
"Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham."
-Ali G (Grillz)
 Album: Sweat/Suit |


No comments.
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: WORDSMITH on December 10, 2008, 01:32:44 PM
"call me..... so i can make it juicy fo ya" -  lil wayne... other than this, he can spit.
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: That Bastard Crook on December 10, 2008, 02:29:58 PM
OHHHHHH SHIIIIIITTTTTTT!!! IS INCA BACK?????????????????

Wow, anyway Da Fif on If I Can't (Do It)
Talkin' 'bout "Peter Piper picked Peppers but I drop Rhymes
                 Hope niggas got they money right coz I got mine"

Straight-up lame shit.
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Killa Merc on December 10, 2008, 06:46:17 PM
"Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham."
-Ali G (Grillz)
 Album: Sweat/Suit |


No comments.


That's funny.
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: Mrs Jones on December 11, 2008, 04:15:33 PM
"call me..... so i can make it juicy fo ya" -  lil wayne... other than this, he can spit.
What's wrong with it?
Title: Re: Worst lyrics in hip hop history
Post by: cash on December 11, 2008, 04:20:53 PM
Mos Def - "Man I smashed her like an Idaho potato" :D