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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: Headwarmaz on October 14, 2008, 05:23:13 PM
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This is the opposite of Lyra**ist Lounge...this is where we document some of the worst mishaps in hip hop lyricism...
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Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin lyin save that sh*t for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Wha**up (wha**up) SHUT UP!" - Trina
Song -"Here We Go"Album: Glamorest Life
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and who the hell are you? cmon you really starting to look stupid yourself with all these whack threads
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any rick ross joint, most of the stuff that comes out of the derrty sounds lame except t.i. and luda.
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25.
Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin lyin save that sh*t for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Wha**up (wha**up) SHUT UP!" - Trina
Song -"Here We Go"Album: Glamorest Life
oh gosh,tht pushed me over the edge,argh!
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CLa**IC OF ALL TIME :
Infa - Im always ready like EVERREADY ;)
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^^^co-sign
Nas:you a figure 8/n u ma number 1 candidate
cheap shot,n th way he sed it,its like he knew it was wack
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^^^co-sign
Nas:you a figure 8/n u ma number 1 candidate
cheap shot,n th way he sed it,its like he knew it was wack
what do u think he meant there?
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Co-sign on Infa ::) ::)
Ramesh: Steaks(stakes) are high, nje nge nkomo e bhem' intshango......
it's actually just a funny line...but still not dope...so i guess its wack.... ::) ???
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Infa
Im sick like 666? ???
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Infa
Im sick like 666? ???
Lol... how about we just say anythang written by Infa falls under the worst lyrics in hip hop history?
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^^^co-sign
Nas:you a figure 8/n u ma number 1 candidate
cheap shot,n th way he sed it,its like he knew it was wack
what do u think he meant there?
it js didn fit sm1 of nas's calibre,i herd it n i was like,thts th best he cud do?
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"Olde English" words like "thee" or "ye" in lieu of better words can suck. Mr. Ex got away with that on that joint with Reason about the N Bomb saga so no crossfire or subliminal bullshit, but generally I can't stand that shit. Sounds sloppy.
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^^^co-sign
Nas:you a figure 8/n u ma number 1 candidate
cheap shot,n th way he sed it,its like he knew it was wack
what do u think he meant there?
it js didn fit sm1 of nas's calibre,i herd it n i was like,thts th best he cud do?
cool. but im asking what did u deduce from that line? bearing in mind the track he said that line in.
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^^^co-sign
Nas:you a figure 8/n u ma number 1 candidate
cheap shot,n th way he sed it,its like he knew it was wack
what do u think he meant there?
it js didn fit sm1 of nas's calibre,i herd it n i was like,thts th best he cud do?
cool. but im asking what did u deduce from that line? bearing in mind the track he said that line in.
Its actuali the 1st part b4 those lines as wel:
Let's show the world you're my
golden girl, when we shoppin'
They see us on the streets,
they say, "Son, scooped a
hot one"
You taste like banana cake, you
shaped like the number eight
And you my number one candidate
sure it was a song with mariah and joe n maybe he had to be suitably shmoozy,bt still,it seemed sloppy to me.cnt give u any more thn tht
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@Anna can you please answer the damn question >:(
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baas gert...seriousli,i js did.
wat is ther 2infer frm th lyrics except a set of lines tht wer js soft n cuda bn written by a 5th grader judging frm the similes n imagery created.
wat more do u want?!!!! >:( >:( >:(
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Cash's whole verse on the Nigga Please joint. I know you're much better than that.
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:D
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sure it was a song with mariah and joe n maybe he had to be suitably shmoozy,bt still,it seemed sloppy to me.cnt give u any more thn tht
aight. fanks
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Dont know if this can be categorised as Hip Hop but it did win a Hip Hop award a while ago...
Remember that Bob Mabhena feat Doctor Khumalo track?
That shit was f***ed up by any standard...
Remember..."Get funky...Get funky...Yhoo...Yhoo...yupie yo, yupie yo,get funky funky groovy groovy yo!" WTF >:(
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Remember that Bob Mabhena feat Doctor Khumalo track?
That shit was f***ed up by any standard...
Remember..."Get funky...Get funky...Yhoo...Yhoo...yupie yo, yupie yo,get funky funky groovy groovy yo!" WTF >:(
LMAO! thats so true...
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Pitch Black Afro in that track he did with Bravo:
Mina ndingu Pitch Black kayi 1, kayi 2, kayi 3, kayi 4, kayi 5, kayi 6, kayi 7, kayi 8, kayi 9, kayi 10 ndikushiye ungu 10-10
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heheehehhehehe, co-sign on the pitch black... but there's a whole raggae song with da same theme, "you sleep one hour, you lose 1 rand. you sleep two hours, you lose 2 rand, you sleep 3 hour you lose 3 rand.....goes on to about 58 and the song fades.
Worst lyrics.... 50 cent on 21 questions. "I love you like a fat kid loves cake"
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Gotta point out Biggie's worst line -
When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick (yeah)
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any rick ross joint, most of the stuff that comes out of the derrty sounds lame except t.i. and luda.
Yeah, I hate that fat a** black Santa Claus. I agree, I hate most of the garbage that
comes out of the South.
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Worst lyrics.... 50 cent on 21 questions. "I love you like a fat kid loves cake"
^^ No f***in way brah...aint nun wrong wit that line.
almost anything thats ever been said by lil wayne but of cause his cla**ic verse is the one he did on mario's cryin out for me remix.
on sum " So I met this shawty the otha day
I got her numba called her up like what u doin, she say nuuin, i say whats good...I say I think we should hook up She say uhe...I say what? She say but...I say but... ? Why u stuck?
She say f*** I say who? She say not u I say then who....." Oh go f*** yourself already u young weezy baaabeee!!! and leave the story telling to R.Kelly and his closet maniacs!
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actually 21 questions is nice but that "love you like a fat kid loves cake" line is retarted. patiently waiting is also a very retarted 50 joint compared to rowdy, rowdy and how to rob. i think thats were 50 started copying that whole derrty style of rapping.
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Eish...
Flabba's Verse on the "Children of tommorow" Track...
"Le wena O'lady ska iketsaeka ha o bone,
just B'cos ntate o tlatsa fridge ka di palone,"
That's sum fuuny ish right there! :D
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"I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talkin. My glock cocked when I'm crawlin." -Mike Jones
Song = "Scandalous H**s Album = Who is MIke Jones?
What's next? I watch my ears when I'm hearing, I watch my sight when I'm seeing...?
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^^^lmao
probli sounds evn more lame coz he raps slow,
so u on sm 'get on wit it nigga,wat is it?wat?!!!!'
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Jesus walked on water, but he couldn't swim on land coz he didn't have the imagination...
:D :D :D
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Anything said by Flabba/50cent/mike jones/lil *insert uncool name here*/solejah boy/g-unit/jozi etc
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"Call me millicent/cos when it come to rhymes my thought are militant" - Sisanda
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I gotta point out em h2o niggaz on zubz's 'heavy8'..they'r 8bars wouldn't even cut it as da hook
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Rick ross spits the worst ish i've heard in a bit...
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worst rapper of all time = Shae Davids
*If yall have seen this guy on SMACK yall cannot dispute this*
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Artist - Shae Davis aka Punch
Track - Neighborhood Hood Nigga
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Rick Ross is da truth..if u can't identify dat..then there's sumin wrong wit ya..my policy is dat, dont h8 on a cat who spit betta than u..
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is this cat being serious!!!! :o
Rick Ross is da truth..if u can't identify dat..then there's sumin wrong wit ya..my policy is dat, dont h8 on a cat who spit betta than u..
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Whatever Nigga...
Rick Ross is da truth..if u can't identify dat..then there's sumin wrong wit ya..my policy is dat, dont h8 on a cat who spit betta than u..
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Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin lyin save that sh*t for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Wha**up (wha**up) SHUT UP!" - Trina
hahahahahahahahah I have this song and when I first heard it I was thinking NO WAYS!!! What the hell was she thinking??
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evry song i hear frm trina is retarded.
pretty girl bt she got nuthn 2say...damn!
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I'm gettin the feelin you wanna take revenge
From the conversations we have and the way it ends
You wanna discuss me in front of your lady friends
That's why it's just me and my Mercedes Benz....Lloyd Banks
hahahahahahahahahahaha f$%k what happened to the tallent
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^^^co-sign
Nas:you a figure 8/n u ma number 1 candidate
cheap shot,n th way he sed it,its like he knew it was wack
what do u think he meant there?
Word is Born Family,
That was Nas on Mariah Carey's - Thank GOD i found you ft. Joe and Nas
You're shaped like the number 8/
and you're my number one candidate/
I can't loose you/
is like betting on vegas crucial/
Sorry i got carried away ther..... hope this solves the mystery
Bladow
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My nomination goes to Mike Jones every time he calls out his phone number in every track something like"...330 8004 thats the number u can call me on"
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"D.D.T. the b**ch, I can go for some hours Let Parlae hit, together we like twin towers."
-Pimpin ("Freaky as She Wanna Be")
Album: On Top of Our Game |
Terrible jokes gone from bad to worse....dang!
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@ anna sasin - Trina a pretty girl? Wait.. There a new Trina?
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"if my records dont sell,i will show you my dick"-50 cent Eeeuw 50 damn.
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Anything said by Flabba/50cent/mike jones/lil *insert uncool name here*/solejah boy/g-unit/jozi etc
^^^^^^^^ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D^^^^^^^......and as for the 'uncool name bit', im just gonna take a wild guess, i don no :-[....uhm...say maybe :-[......wayne ;D ;D ;D
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"Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham."
-Ali G (Grillz)
Album: Sweat/Suit |
No comments.
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"call me..... so i can make it juicy fo ya" - lil wayne... other than this, he can spit.
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OHHHHHH SHIIIIIITTTTTTT!!! IS INCA BACK?????????????????
Wow, anyway Da Fif on If I Can't (Do It)
Talkin' 'bout "Peter Piper picked Peppers but I drop Rhymes
Hope niggas got they money right coz I got mine"
Straight-up lame shit.
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"Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham."
-Ali G (Grillz)
Album: Sweat/Suit |
No comments.
That's funny.
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"call me..... so i can make it juicy fo ya" - lil wayne... other than this, he can spit.
What's wrong with it?
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Mos Def - "Man I smashed her like an Idaho potato" :D