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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: Papa ThReAdS on August 14, 2009, 01:21:56 PM
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You g@ddamed right i scored +52 points on this one. Thats 100% for you slow sons and daughters of a bishes.
Where do you fair?
No Rama or Bondizzo posts allowed here please.
I often think of myself as a small boy trapped inside a man’s body, seemingly mature until I open my mouth, or see a small animal that needs to be kicked. Women I date often think of me this way, too. In any case, here is a list of typically “boy” things I’m not ashamed to say that I’ve done, and guys, you know you have, too. Ladies, you’re probably not going to understand any of these things, but know that the man in your life probably has done them. Probably when you weren’t looking.
HOW MUCH OF A GUY ARE YOU? Take the quiz.
I HAVE…
…tried to melt ice in a urinal. +1 point
…tried to drown a bug in a urinal. +2 points
…put on sungla**es/covered your face so that you can stare at a chick’s boobs longer. +3 point
…pictured yourself winning a fight with a boss or co-worker. +1 point
…jumped as an elevator stopped to try and be weightless. +1 point
…used the term “Donkey Punch” in a sentence. +2 points
…finished a plate with an already painfully-full stomach, “because it was there”. +1 point
…wiped a dirty hand on somebody else’s clothing. +1 point
…chased a pigeon or squirrel, even for a few seconds. +1 point
…punched a wall out of frustration or bad aim. +1 point
…peed for distance. +2 points
…belched a word. +1 point
…belched a sentence. +2 points
…gone poop at an all-you-can-eat buffet to try to make room. +3 points
…thrown something over a cliff just to see what would happen. +2 points
…thrown something strange into a fire “just to see if it would burn”. +2 points
…thrown an animal as far as you can into a lake to see if it can swim back. +4 points
…farted into the face of a sleeping person. +3 points
…wanted to show somebody an impressive **** you made. +2 points
…actually shown somebody an impressive **** you made. +4 points
…gone and seen a **** another guy has made, ridiculed him for showing you, but secretly been impressed. +5 point
…thought about punting a baby. +6 points
…gotten competitive about a stupid quiz like this one. +2 points
SCORE:
0 to +20 points – You’re a woman or a tragically sheltered half-man.
+21 to +39 points – You’re pretty guy-ish, but there’s a lot of potential meat-headedness you aren’t yet tapping. Start by peeing on something that doesn’t belong to you.
+40 to +52 points – You are the reason all the magazines at my doctor’s office have nipples and an eye-patch drawn onto every model.
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41 nigga....thats 79% bish.
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41 nigga....thats 79% bish.
I commend you.
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Damn, yol got way 2 much time for this crap? jess like lol
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^^^yeah i'm bored man...now do the quiz ;D and let us know.
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This shit cracked me up coz most of the shit here i thought i was the only one who does, no time to keep score though... ;D ;D ;D
Never farted on anyone's face...should be fun ;D
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…used the term “Donkey Punch” in a sentence. +2 points
Por favor, write down the sentence you said and to whom was it adressed to.
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used the term Donkey Punch in a sentence. +2 points
Por favor, write down the sentence you said and to whom was it adressed to.
Kevin: So Warren brown ringed Tammy?! Awww gross!!!
Threadz: Yup. He donkey punched the bish too. She clenched so hard he almost lost his pecker.
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Are you an African ???
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Are you an African ???
Yes. Im a decendant of the great bonobo monkey, like the rest of you apes. I dont like black people though, because they are noisy and very smelly.
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Are you an African ???
it's the "pecker" isn't it? :D
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Are you an African ???
it's the "pecker" isn't it? :D
LMAO!!
Should i have said ncanca?
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LOL :D This is BS!
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LOL :D This is BS!
Its bullshit because you got less than 20 nicca.
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LOL :D This is BS!
Its bullshit because you got less than 20 nicca.
Yea yea whatever floats your boat blud! ;D
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touarag, you sound like you once received a beat down from a mobb of monkeys or baboons and on the process one mischevious monkey raped you with a pilled piece of branch from a banana tree and it damaged your rectum
why do you have to take everything and relate it to race and all this culture nonsense? you dont sound like a person who is happy about his well being and race
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I GOT THEM ALL!
;D ;D
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i got some few questions that i'd like to ask to the thread starter
1. whats the pa**ing mark?
2. what happens if u got less than the pa**ing mark, where does that put you?
on no.2, before you get suspicious fallback and chill, i pa**ed that ish for shizzy, got approximately all, im just being curious, of course mad is a man, tf?
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I guess this confirms I'm the manliest mahf***a evarrrrr
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touarag, you sound like you once received a beat down from a mobb of monkeys or baboons and on the process one mischevious monkey raped you with a pilled piece of branch from a banana tree and it damaged your rectum
why do you have to take everything and relate it to race and all this culture nonsense? you dont sound like a person who is happy about his well being and race
WTF ???
You spelt ma mother f***ing name wrong!
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touarag, you sound like you once received a beat down from a mobb of monkeys or baboons and on the process one mischevious monkey raped you with a pilled piece of branch from a banana tree and it damaged your rectum
why do you have to take everything and relate it to race and all this culture nonsense? you dont sound like a person who is happy about his well being and race
WTF ???
You spelt ma mother f***ing name wrong!
lol you cant expect a monkey to do your taxes
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47.....92% nuuuuuuuuucas!
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::) at this thread
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::) at this thread
Hey!!!! Grow a pair of balls or GTFO!!!
YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND!! YOU JUST DONT!!
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;D ;D ;D
being weightless in a lift is awesoooooooooooooooooome.
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;D ;D
being weightless in a lift is awesoooooooooooooooooome.
Its awesome to be a man ;D ;D
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;D ;D
being weightless in a lift is awesoooooooooooooooooome.
Its awesome to be a man ;D ;D
something rama know nothing about ;D ;D ;D ;D