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Title: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on August 14, 2009, 01:21:56 PM
You g@ddamed right i scored +52 points on this one. Thats 100% for you slow sons and daughters of a bishes.

Where do you fair?

No Rama or Bondizzo posts allowed here please.




I often think of myself as a small boy trapped inside a man’s body, seemingly mature until I open my mouth, or see a small animal that needs to be kicked. Women I date often think of me this way, too. In any case, here is a list of typically “boy” things I’m not ashamed to say that I’ve done, and guys, you know you have, too. Ladies, you’re probably not going to understand any of these things, but know that the man in your life probably has done them. Probably when you weren’t looking.


HOW MUCH OF A GUY ARE YOU? Take the quiz.

I HAVE…

…tried to melt ice in a urinal. +1 point

…tried to drown a bug in a urinal. +2 points

…put on sungla**es/covered your face so that you can stare at a chick’s boobs longer. +3 point

…pictured yourself winning a fight with a boss or co-worker. +1 point

…jumped as an elevator stopped to try and be weightless. +1 point

…used the term “Donkey Punch” in a sentence. +2 points

…finished a plate with an already painfully-full stomach, “because it was there”. +1 point

…wiped a dirty hand on somebody else’s clothing. +1 point

…chased a pigeon or squirrel, even for a few seconds. +1 point

…punched a wall out of frustration or bad aim. +1 point

…peed for distance. +2 points

…belched a word. +1 point

…belched a sentence. +2 points

…gone poop at an all-you-can-eat buffet to try to make room. +3 points

…thrown something over a cliff just to see what would happen. +2 points

…thrown something strange into a fire “just to see if it would burn”. +2 points

…thrown an animal as far as you can into a lake to see if it can swim back. +4 points

…farted into the face of a sleeping person. +3 points

…wanted to show somebody an impressive **** you made. +2 points

…actually shown somebody an impressive **** you made. +4 points

…gone and seen a **** another guy has made, ridiculed him for showing you, but secretly been impressed. +5 point

…thought about punting a baby. +6 points

…gotten competitive about a stupid quiz like this one. +2 points

SCORE:
0 to +20 points – You’re a woman or a tragically sheltered half-man.
+21 to +39 points – You’re pretty guy-ish, but there’s a lot of potential meat-headedness you aren’t yet tapping. Start by peeing on something that doesn’t belong to you.
+40 to +52 points – You are the reason all the magazines at my doctor’s office have nipples and an eye-patch drawn onto every model.
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Tonnes on August 14, 2009, 01:55:33 PM
41 nigga....thats 79% bish.
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on August 14, 2009, 01:58:47 PM
41 nigga....thats 79% bish.

I commend you.
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Blac Satyr on August 14, 2009, 02:09:47 PM
Damn, yol got way 2 much time for this crap? jess like lol
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Tonnes on August 14, 2009, 02:12:13 PM
^^^yeah i'm bored man...now do the quiz ;D and let us know.
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Touareg on August 14, 2009, 02:38:43 PM
This shit cracked me up coz most of the shit here i thought i was the only one who does, no time to keep score though... ;D ;D ;D

Never farted on anyone's face...should be fun ;D
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Capt Schti on August 14, 2009, 02:44:52 PM
…used the term “Donkey Punch” in a sentence. +2 points


Por favor, write down the sentence you said and to whom was it adressed to.   
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on August 14, 2009, 02:56:49 PM
…used the term “Donkey Punch” in a sentence. +2 points


Por favor, write down the sentence you said and to whom was it adressed to.  

Kevin: So Warren brown ringed Tammy?! Awww gross!!!

Threadz: Yup. He donkey punched the bish too. She clenched so hard he almost lost his pecker.
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Touareg on August 14, 2009, 03:04:04 PM
Are you an African ???
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on August 14, 2009, 03:07:32 PM
Are you an African ???

Yes. Im a decendant of the great bonobo monkey, like the rest of you apes. I dont like black people though, because they are noisy and very smelly.
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: the panic! on August 14, 2009, 03:09:45 PM
Are you an African ???

it's the "pecker" isn't it? :D
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on August 14, 2009, 03:10:59 PM
Are you an African ???

it's the "pecker" isn't it? :D

LMAO!!

Should i have said ncanca?
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Taf1 on August 14, 2009, 04:58:11 PM
LOL  :D This is BS!
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Tonnes on August 14, 2009, 05:00:11 PM
LOL  :D This is BS!

Its bullshit because you got less than 20 nicca.
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Taf1 on August 14, 2009, 05:29:10 PM
LOL  :D This is BS!

Its bullshit because you got less than 20 nicca.

Yea yea whatever floats your boat blud! ;D
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Mad on August 14, 2009, 07:54:12 PM
touarag, you sound like you once received a beat down from a mobb of monkeys or baboons and on the process one mischevious monkey raped you with a pilled piece of branch from a banana tree and it damaged your rectum


why do you have to take everything and relate it to race and all this culture nonsense? you dont sound like a person who is happy about his well being and race
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on August 15, 2009, 01:46:53 PM
I GOT THEM ALL!

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Mad on August 17, 2009, 01:06:18 PM
i got some few questions that i'd like to ask to the thread starter

1. whats the pa**ing mark?
2. what happens if u got less than the pa**ing mark, where does that put you?

on no.2, before you get suspicious fallback and chill, i pa**ed that ish for shizzy, got approximately all, im just being curious, of course mad is a man, tf?
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on August 17, 2009, 01:29:52 PM
I guess this confirms I'm the manliest mahf***a evarrrrr
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Touareg on August 17, 2009, 01:35:42 PM
touarag, you sound like you once received a beat down from a mobb of monkeys or baboons and on the process one mischevious monkey raped you with a pilled piece of branch from a banana tree and it damaged your rectum


why do you have to take everything and relate it to race and all this culture nonsense? you dont sound like a person who is happy about his well being and race

WTF ???

You spelt ma mother f***ing name wrong!
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on August 17, 2009, 01:41:35 PM
touarag, you sound like you once received a beat down from a mobb of monkeys or baboons and on the process one mischevious monkey raped you with a pilled piece of branch from a banana tree and it damaged your rectum


why do you have to take everything and relate it to race and all this culture nonsense? you dont sound like a person who is happy about his well being and race

WTF ???

You spelt ma mother f***ing name wrong!

lol you cant expect a monkey to do your taxes
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: SIR DEEJAY MZU on August 17, 2009, 02:01:02 PM
47.....92% nuuuuuuuuucas!
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: motho on August 17, 2009, 02:09:58 PM
 ::) at this thread
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on August 17, 2009, 02:15:52 PM
::) at this thread

Hey!!!! Grow a pair of balls or GTFO!!!

YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND!! YOU JUST DONT!!
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Nar8iv on August 18, 2009, 01:18:05 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

being weightless in a lift is awesoooooooooooooooooome.
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on August 18, 2009, 01:50:57 PM
;D ;D

being weightless in a lift is awesoooooooooooooooooome.

Its awesome to be a man ;D ;D
Title: Re: How much of a guy are you?
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on August 18, 2009, 02:08:55 PM
;D ;D

being weightless in a lift is awesoooooooooooooooooome.

Its awesome to be a man ;D ;D

something rama know nothing about  ;D ;D ;D ;D