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Title: MEN UNITED
Post by: 1kind on August 18, 2009, 05:48:59 PM
hell, if arsenal fans can have one, so can we. By the way whatever happened to Mr 2 teams?
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Mad on August 18, 2009, 09:47:29 PM
what it do one? im the biggest man u fan to ever log on this site man, thats my team, im redproof nigger


looking foward to this season and the champions league, f*** barca, we gon have some sweet revenge come the fixtures, Rooney made us proud on Sunday and took off where he left off, crissy left us, f*** it we got nani, might not be crissy's peer but definitely the best too and f*** Ferguson man for missing out on all good signings, we lost benzema to perez, and ribery made it clear that he aint comin to man u

we need a playmaker as soon as possible of we f***ed, we cant count on nani to do what ronaldo did, anderson is aite but dude is a central defender and doesnt have the pace to push foward everytime and lmao @ liverpool for loosing xavi, we gon ace you  ;D man u stand up!!!!
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on August 18, 2009, 10:45:31 PM
f*** YOU ALL - The legendary gooners
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: 1kind on August 19, 2009, 12:27:18 AM
anyway, where were we before we were interrupted by Mr Sweeney 'Deacon' todd..

I agree mad. I still think we have lots of quality though. Screw Tevez he was  dime-a-dozen, rotten toothed, botched neck surgery, apocalypto-like Argentinian fool. He's not gonna get much love at Man City anyway.

I'm sad to have lost Ronaldo. We raised this kid up from a pubescent Portugese laaitie with a bad hairstyle, and made him into a superstar. At Man U, we make superstars.

It was obvious that we'd lose out on some to the signings. Real Madrid was dangling the golden carrot and all these bunnies had to take a bite. However you must remember that they tried this before, and the previous Galacticos did not make as much of an impact as they thought they would.

Now onto our existing players. I hope Nani steps up this time around. He's gotta bang in some goals and create some chances real quick. There are too many cats breathing down his neck for that position on Left Flank... Tosic, Giggs. I'm jus waiting for Valencia to settle in. He looks promising on that Right hand side, but he must be careful cos Sir Alex will just put Park in there if he starts to f**** around.

The more concerning position for me is the Centre of midfield. I'm not too sure about all these cats. Hargreaves is far from recovery which means we'll have to rotate that position between Scholes, Anderson, Carrick, Fletcher, Gibson,...which 2 would you choose to hold down the center of midfield?
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on August 19, 2009, 09:54:09 AM
hell, if arsenal fans can have one, so can we. By the way whatever happened to Mr 2 teams?


Im still here. LOL !!!

I think we still gonna win the league, don't know about the CL though. Ronaldo didn't play that great for some parts of last season and we still did good.So y wouldn't we this season ? We still got some great players. Rooney and Nani are world cla**. Berbatov just needs a bit more pace. Valencia looks dope to me. Owen still gets in the right spaces, just needs to work on his confidence with regards to finishing. I think he's gonna surprise a lot of peeps this year. So overall ,no worries here mate ;D
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on August 19, 2009, 11:51:45 PM
BURNLEY
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: 1kind on August 20, 2009, 02:02:46 AM
f*** outta here!!!! >:(   lol
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Tonnes on August 20, 2009, 08:16:59 AM
Fagchester whats good? ;D
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on August 20, 2009, 09:44:38 AM
Fagchester whats good? ;D

Aint no thing but a chicken wing. We used to this.

Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on August 20, 2009, 09:55:57 AM
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll300/LucidFlight_album/dog_vomit.jpg)
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on August 20, 2009, 10:06:16 AM
Fagchester whats good? ;D

more like one1kind whats good, homeboy been running his mouth. where he at now...

Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Koli qha on August 20, 2009, 10:37:31 AM
didn't watch the game... wat the f*** happened gents?
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on August 20, 2009, 10:41:38 AM
^^ you guys were lames as usual
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on August 20, 2009, 10:46:39 AM
didn't watch the game... wat the f*** happened gents?

BURNLEY
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Koli qha on August 20, 2009, 11:07:14 AM
i guess we're taking it for a fourth time then...

here's a trick question; which was the last team, apart from Man United, to win the English Premier League, and when?
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Mad on August 20, 2009, 11:56:01 AM
shit, man u is whack man, truth be told, we aint winnin shit with a squad like that


and whats a burnley?? shouldnt those cats be struggling to beat teams like man u? i thought those cats were recently promoted? 1-0? our latest win was 1-0

to all you  man u fans out there answer this, do you see man u winning 5-1/2/0 this season? i see vice versa
i say it again "f*** ferguson"

Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on August 20, 2009, 12:02:22 PM
shit, man u is whack man, truth be told, we aint winnin shit with a squad like that


and whats a burnley?? shouldnt those cats be struggling to beat teams like man u? i thought those cats were recently promoted? 1-0? our latest win was 1-0

to all you  man u fans out there answer this, do you see man u winning 5-1/2/0 this season? i see vice versa
i say it again "f*** ferguson"




calm down young man. Nobody knows better than Fergie Feg. Don't u know we usually get to a slow start every season ? and it's not like we didn't have chances. we had plenty. the boys will find their footing.
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Koli qha on August 20, 2009, 12:15:31 PM
if i was these cats i'd be shook! this is so like Manchester United! don't worry bout us Arse-n-all, Shiverpool and Fools... we got this!
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on August 20, 2009, 12:26:14 PM
How many games did Man lose last season?

How many?
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Koli qha on August 20, 2009, 04:41:25 PM
more than enough! y?
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on August 20, 2009, 05:01:36 PM
Just wonder if you realise how lucky you were to win the league.

You lost 4, that is twice as many as we did. Our only f*** ups were those two draws.
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Talentless on August 20, 2009, 05:45:27 PM
I've seen more "man" and "men" in this thread than I need to for the rest of my life.

Arsenal is winning shiat. After everyone wrote them off. Haha. f*** Adebayour and Henry.
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Koli qha on August 20, 2009, 07:23:15 PM
Just wonder if you realise how lucky you were to win the league.

You lost 4, that is twice as many as we did. Our only f*** ups were those two draws.

as lucky as u winning it i guess....

excuses won't win u nothing buddy. focus on winning it this year and forget us.. that way we mite not have a point to prove. think about it...
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Koli qha on August 20, 2009, 07:25:50 PM
I've seen more "man" and "men" in this thread than I need to for the rest of my life.

Arsenal is winning shiat. After everyone wrote them off. Haha. f*** Adebayour and Henry.

wat arsenal winning my nigga? lmao! already!!! after a one or two games!!! this the problem with y'all! talk before u actuali win 'shiat'! this is starting to sound like last season... and the season before.. and and and.

Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: 1kind on August 21, 2009, 12:55:07 AM
Don't worry about me. i'm always around. We do this time and time again. we always start the season slowly  but you lames can never capitalise.

Sure we'll lose 4 games on average each season, but we'll always end up taking the trophy.

And i like how the Arsenhol followers run their mouth in the beginning of the season, but come december they are nowhere to be found. so go ahead run your mouths, talk yo smack, do what you need to do.


watch us!!!

Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on August 21, 2009, 07:51:30 AM
I've seen more "man" and "men" in this thread than I need to for the rest of my life.

Arsenal is winning shiat. After everyone wrote them off. Haha. f*** Adebayour and Henry.


every gooner knows not to say that brother.

he was and still is a gooner for life

Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Mad on August 22, 2009, 07:51:17 PM
i love wigan, 5-0 is sweet, now lets see if arsenal is capable of doing that score, f*** the haters, rooney is one 3 goals already, we did it last season, we going to do it again this season, its called consistency and its all about maintaining a orderly continuation. ha ha glad to see nani and owne scoring some goals, we proving critics wrong, we scoring goals and acing teams, berbatov i see you. yall got to admitt yo, rooney is on some crazy shit as far is his perfomance this season is concerned

arsenal got lucky and beat celtic. they wont get that when they meet us, nani is here bishes and owen is on the other side, so who you gon run to mrc when we come? fabregas, walcot, van persie??? ha ha

@onekind- i think the best combination we can have on that center mid is by integrating Anderson and scholes, some sick shit!

who's next!!
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: 1kind on August 22, 2009, 08:22:05 PM
 ;D The BERB!!!!!!!

that's why i f***s with the red devils. you could see all the frustration lifting of the Berb's face when he scored that goal. he's usually quite reserved, but that goal meant a lot to him. but the funny thing is that Owen came and delivered a goal of his own, and Rooney cemented his position with a brace...

Valencia's pace is going to come in handy...

Nani is starting to shape up...

That's why i run my mouth!!!
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Mad on August 22, 2009, 08:35:07 PM
;D The BERB!!!!!!!

that's why i f***s with the red devils. you could see all the frustration lifting of the Berb's face when he scored that goal. he's usually quite reserved, but that goal meant a lot to him. but the funny thing is that Owen came and delivered a goal of his own, and Rooney cemented his position with a brace...

Valencia's pace is going to come in handy...

Nani is starting to shape up...

That's why i run my mouth!!!


ey who the f*** is he??? that dude is going to f*** a defender up man, saw him on the game against burnley, some sick dude, soon enough il have the guts to swear at ronaldo
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: 1kind on August 23, 2009, 01:32:37 AM
(http://www.firstshowing.net/img2/mark-strong-rocknrolla-gun-vert.jpg)

mark strong --> archie on rocknrolla

(http://knappdaneben.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/berbatov_zigi.jpg)

the berb

(http://api.ning.com/files/1xSdlELtyQkdR*acfNJPNjgzH5yG2GAGKvJDm2d6daJb*lUDZRHbdA43NJoG01D0UPwE5WzEVtF6KotzfpNVqNZaQPeatbUA/berbatov2.jpg)

the berb in his youth
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on August 24, 2009, 09:22:59 AM
Don't ever make the mistake of dismissing Manchester United. Arsenal is next.

And in other news, Barcelona have won their first cup of the season, beating Althetic Balboa 3-0 (5-1 on aggregate) to clinch the Spanish Super Cup. The GOD Zlatan had some good chances and some magical touches but failed to complete. He's gonna fit in just perfect though in this team.

Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Koli qha on August 24, 2009, 10:11:42 AM
this is a Man United thread dawg. take your barcelona elsewhere
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on August 24, 2009, 10:15:25 AM
this is a Man United thread dawg. take your barcelona elsewhere


hehehehehe. my bad.

how about an overall soccer thread then ? it's hard to keep track of what is what for who.


Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Mad on August 29, 2009, 03:59:15 PM
ayo watch us we dismantle arsenal later on today, wenger can run but he cant hide, i see rooney murking someone's team

man u stand up!

mad! the godfather
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Mad on August 30, 2009, 01:42:37 PM
shit this was a great weekend especially since all my teams won

man u trashed arsenal up, don't use the o'g as an excuse Mr two teams, we murked your team, Rooney is just too unique for these dudes

van persie stay missing good oppo's, and berbatov knows that he shouldve made the score 3-1 when he missed that sweet oppo

on other good sport news, inter dismantled ac Milan 4-0, lol i was having a great time watching muntari and eto giving those ac ninjas a hard time, gattuso got substituted coz he was on a yellow, i really despise that dude, that was a good game, ac milan was trashed clean,no excuses, cant wait to see eto killing barca when they meet in the uefa fixtures, ive been praying for both teams to be in the same group and god has answered my prayers, now il just have to wait and see

not sure about real Madrid
, didnt watch the game but last i checked we were leading 3-2, dont no who scored n shit. but im sure crissy was on the score board

now let me go and watch chiefs kick the shit out of amazulu man, this gonna make my day
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: 1kind on August 31, 2009, 01:32:01 AM
As we turn the attention back to Manchester United Football Club, as an unwavering supporter i need to comment on a few observations after the 4 games we've played in August.

Giggs.

We all love Giggs and what he has done over the years. He's a legend and a most certain Hall-of-Fame candidate. However, if truth is to be told, the years have caught up with him. On Saturday he was put in as a front man to accompany Rooney. He was chosen ahead of Berbatov and Owen.

As I anticipated, Giggs was terrible on the day. We couldn't get any meaningful connection with Carrick and Fletcher. The ball was being taken away from him as easily as taking candy from a malnourished baby.

The only meaningful contribution that Giggs made was taking the free kick that fortunately bounced off Diaby's head and ended up in the back of the Arsenal net. 

In future, Sir Alex would do well to stick with a 4-4-2 that uses Berbatov/Owen with Rooney upfront, Valencia and Nani on the wings and rotate the more central roles.

If he insists on using Giggs. He needs to use Giggs as a replacement for Nani on the left for games of a lesser magnitude than Saturday's.

I will stop now. Lest i libel the legend.

Other than than that, Arsenal can suck on my salty, chocolate Astros!!!
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on August 31, 2009, 09:45:24 AM
shit this was a great weekend especially since all my teams won

man u trashed arsenal up, don't use the o'g as an excuse Mr two teams, we murked your team, Rooney is just too unique for these dudes




ummm dude,im like a MANU fan actually.so i don't know whose team you murked. Must have me confused with Deac.
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: Mad on August 31, 2009, 09:33:36 PM
shit this was a great weekend especially since all my teams won

man u trashed arsenal up, don't use the o'g as an excuse Mr two teams, we murked your team, Rooney is just too unique for these dudes




ummm dude,im like a MANU fan actually.so i don't know whose team you murked. Must have me confused with Deac.



lol nhaa coool man, thought you was a gunner, those loosers, pshewwww!!!!!
Title: Re: MEN UNITED
Post by: 1kind on September 14, 2009, 02:27:34 AM
onek1nd sings... "THAT"S WHY WE'RE CHAMPIONS!!!!"

Totthenham, you lose! Perfect.

Anyway, i don't need to speak much about the fact that 10 of us is better than 11 or more of anyone else.

When i saw the squad list and formation i was a bit worried. On the left was Giggs with fletcher and Anderson in center of midfield. I thought that would've left our left side vulnerable to those runs by Aaron Lennon. I was sure that Sir Alex would put Nani on the left to equal his pace and use Evra as a buffer. However the tactic worked. Fletcher and Anderson were tenacious in the centre, which meant feeding balls to Lennon wasn't easy.

All in all, good performance. Well done to Anderson for getting that first monkey off his back. but i think he'll need to improve his goal rate of 1:3 yrs

We are MAN UNITED....