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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: The KWEDZA HOD on October 10, 2009, 06:53:49 PM
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So I get a call from a friend of mine telling me sad isht, kat got jacked in his sleep, sounds funky but true, he was sleeping in his bedroom when thieves broke into his place, stole the TV, his blackberry, laptop, dvd player, food, and all cds, what I don't get is how it happend coz all this stuff was in the bedroom where he was sleeping. And to make it worse he never heard shit, not a single thing, no one says they saw anything, like nothing seems to have happend, kat is hella sad but... Jacked in ur sleep??? How? Take a fone from under ur pillow and not wake up! Nah!!!
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So I get a call from a friend of mine telling me sad isht, kat got jacked in his sleep, sounds funky but true, he was sleeping in his bedroom when thieves broke into his place, stole the TV, his blackberry, laptop, dvd player, food, and all cds, what I don't get is how it happend coz all this stuff was in the bedroom where he was sleeping. And to make it worse he never heard shit, not a single thing, no one says they saw anything, like nothing seems to have happend, kat is hella sad but... Jacked in ur sleep??? How? Take a fone from under ur pillow and not wake up! Nah!!!
*hehehehe* :D I swear im not laughing!
okay but on da real, not a believer in the muti ish but iv heard of housebreak in's where the theives actually burn stuff to make you fall into a deep sleep while they clean you out.
sorry for your homie Rebbi!
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And I always tell this guy that sleepin is not gangsta, guess he had to learn.
Muti!! Eish, now that's really deep, what do cops gotta do to beat this man?
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That happens alot they say, ppl have been know to burn suff, from yo cd-r to animal fur/skin, the smoke from all that has been said to be wat puts the ppl to deep sleep....
In some places ppl are advised to seal all the door openings, windows and even the drains before they go to sleep....but then it dont always work, as some cut/break the window and burn that shit while you sleepin...
but it still needs to be proven though....
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True that, we need proof of all this isht. But I don't get how u can sleep thru someone takin ur fone from under ur pillow and they didn't even seem to have used muti...
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cd's too, thats crazy. I wonder how true all that is. I must ask a friend of mine from Bushbuckridge in Mpumalanga, im sure she'l be able to shed light coz muti and bewitching is like a everyday thing for them that side. lol
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Yeah please do ask her, would really wanna know, coz now I know which number one place not to go to
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Damn, they took his food too!!! And how did they know his phone was under his pillow? Must have been some of his friends, erm, obviously not you....
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I think the fone must have ran or something, or maybe it was sticking out a lil bit, but I doubt it was any of his friends man, reason I say that is because all of em were not around, I mean we all live far from each other... They professionals who ever stole that..
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if u knew what i knew u wud know how they did...if u were from where im from u wud know why they did! maybe u just playin dumb for the sake of discussion!!!
Fukc this shit...
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Can u share the light and stop tryin make ur hood seem hard
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Can u share the light and stop tryin make ur hood seem hard
my hood??? fukc that shit...ikasi lami dont make me! my environment is a product of me!
Udosi lempisi??? mythical shit to some...u want it i can get it for u? how much u got?
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Explain what it easy
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I don't know who is the bigger lame, Shrama or Young doodoo.
Dude comes on here every once in a while and tries to act all deep and enlightened spouting some nonsensical bullshit that doesn't mean anything, when we all know he is just a lame who was too weak to even make it as a Crackboy. And that is really weak.
Just be yourself little buddy. You don't have to be a fake prophet, cos only a retard would follow someone like you.
Now, do you really wanna be known as the leader of the retards?
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For some reason this voodoo magic nicca seems to be inspired by MAD, no offence to MAD...
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That happens alot they say, ppl have been know to burn suff, from yo cd-r to animal fur/skin, the smoke from all that has been said to be wat puts the ppl to deep sleep....
In some places ppl are advised to seal all the door openings, windows and even the drains before they go to sleep....but then it dont always work, as some cut/break the window and burn that shit while you sleepin...
but it still needs to be proven though....
E-tv made a documentary about how thieves use that stuff to make you sleep and has been proven it works. Nowa days one has to thrust only one method to get His devine protection and that is "prayer", and it works because I can count the number of times using my hands and feet we have slept without locking the door but with faith nothing harmed us.
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I plain and simply just sleep one eye up, niccas would have to catch me on a really special night to jack me during my sleep
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E-tv made a documentary about how thieves use that stuff to make you sleep and has been proven it works. Nowa days one has to thrust only one method to get His devine protection and that is "prayer", and it works because I can count the number of times using my hands and feet we have slept without locking the door but with faith nothing harmed us.
so how often is there break-ins and criminal incidents in yo area....? it dont mean just becos u slept without locking the door that u will be harmed, or was yo door screaming "i'm not locked, i'm not locked, get in"....?
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E-tv made a documentary about how thieves use that stuff to make you sleep and has been proven it works. Nowa days one has to thrust only one method to get His devine protection and that is "prayer", and it works because I can count the number of times using my hands and feet we have slept without locking the door but with faith nothing harmed us.
so how often is there break-ins and criminal incidents in yo area....? it dont mean just becos u slept without locking the door that u will be harmed, or was yo door screaming "i'm not locked, i'm not locked, get in"....?
Hahahahahaha................. that's funny. One the real my area is quite famous for break-ins and criminal incidents because this one week six house next door to each other had break-ins. So again people put your have in Him.
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Lol, so u telling me 6 houses got bumpd and em people had their doors were lockd but nix happnd to u wit an unlockd door?
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Do you guys need me to come in and use my amazing sense of logic and reason to call bullshit, or can you handle it?
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happens every week in my hood.hate it when you awake and you actually see the bastard,someone you hang out with been studying you for weeks
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For some reason this voodoo magic nicca seems to be inspired by MAD, no offence to MAD...
Voodoo Magic...i like that!
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Cutting once did a story called Umsila weMpisi “Tale of a hyena”. They consulted traditional healers who then confirmed that burning this tale near a person it will make that person sleepy. Cutting edge experimented with this on some of its staff, but it did not bring substantial evidence to support this myth. The Traditional healer that appear on TV and claim muti works while it not the case. This surely discredits their practices indeed.
I remember before Bafana went to France on Felicia’s show. A Sangoma called some Bafana players to come and blow to the bones. Jerry Sikhosana and some players did blow on the bones. The Sangoma claimed confidently that the bones say the squad will win the World Cup. The players and all the guest on the show laughed the man off.
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why does everyone wanna make their hood look gangsta? why?
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For some reason this voodoo magic nicca seems to be inspired by MAD, no offence to MAD...
I got you homie. this idiot has been trying to swagger jack me, i cosign with pyro, anyone who doesnt make it as a crack boy is completely weak in all aspects of life and should just shut the f*** up.
advise? diregard this simpleton
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Lol, gangsta isht
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Rebbi, I'm not convinced. There is almost no way that someone can fall into such deep sleep that they would not notice when someone lifts their pillow.I think something happened to your friend and he was too ashamed to mention it. I'd suggest you take a look at his laundry baskets...
Try and find his sheets. If there are blood stains accompanied by brown smudges, I'd say that he didn't just lose his posessions that night... ;)
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Lmfbao, will ask the laundry people
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Cutting edge experimented with this on some of its staff, but it did not bring substantial evidence to support this myth.
I cant remember all of what the dude explained but I thought that was enough to prove that it works.
Theres nothing magical, burining a Hyena's tale has that effect, thats what these dudes use.
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I've met people who've been victims of this in the past, where the robers steal your bed while you sleeping on it.
This cat who works at a garage around the corner from me told me a funny story. He says they(robers) took two neighbours women while they sleeping exchange them and put one wife in bed with another neighbour then take that neighbours wife and put her in bed with the other dudes wife. thats after they had taken their what they want.
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Cutting once did a story called Umsila weMpisi “Tale of a hyena”. They consulted traditional healers who then confirmed that burning this tale near a person it will make that person sleepy. Cutting edge experimented with this on some of its staff, but it did not bring substantial evidence to support this myth. The Traditional healer that appear on TV and claim muti works while it not the case. This surely discredits their practices indeed.
That shit did work homie and the dude they experimented on woke up with some hangover side effects.
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umsila wengcuka is that shit!!!
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I've met people who've been victims of this in the past, where the robers steal your bed while you sleeping on it.
This cat who works at a garage around the corner from me told me a funny story. He says they(robers) took two neighbours women while they sleeping exchange them and put one wife in bed with another neighbour then take that neighbours wife and put her in bed with the other dudes wife. thats after they had taken their what they want.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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umsila wengcuka is that shit!!!
New date rape drug :D
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umsila wengcuka is that shit!!!
New date rape drug :D
lol
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umsila wengcuka is that shit!!!
New date rape drug :D
lol
"here baby try this incense" :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D
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hehkekekekekekeke....@the incense the problem is you'll fall asleep as well.
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umsila wengcuka is that shit!!!
New date rape drug :D
lol
"here baby try this incense" :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D
lol
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A friend of my brothers had just bought a new corsa van and he drove to his place! when he got home 2 guys knocked on his door and asked for match to light a ciggie and then the other guy asked for water!
Then he woke up the next day high,naked with his house cleaned out, the van gone! it appears the robbers cooked themselves some pap n mince before they took off too! it took him 2 days to recover from what ever they smoked the air with! true story, happened i pta north! and he lived in a complex so no place seems safe!
ps: dont be rude to ur security guards!
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asked for match to light a ciggie
is your bro's from friend from the burbs? everybody from the ghetto should know this means you about to be robbed.
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asked for match to light a ciggie
is your bro's from friend from the burbs? everybody from the ghetto should know this means you about to be robbed.
Yep, people asking for a light or the time.
Hood cat: "Yo, what time is it?"
You: "I don't know"
Hood cat: "Its time for you to give me our wallet and your cellphone bitch! If you had a watch you would have known that."
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They cooked? What!!?? That's messed up G
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asked for match to light a ciggie
is your bro's from friend from the burbs? everybody from the ghetto should know this means you about to be robbed.
Yep, people asking for a light or the time.
Hood cat: "Yo, what time is it?"
You: "I don't know"
Hood cat: "Its time for you to give me our wallet and your cellphone bitch! If you had a watch you would have known that."
hoodcat: "what time is it?"
rebbi: "..................................." runs the f***.....(kats who know me will agree, i still do move)
hoodcat: "shittttt.... that was fast"
rebbi(from a distance): time for you to find another nicca to jack
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asked for match to light a ciggie
is your bro's from friend from the burbs? everybody from the ghetto should know this means you about to be robbed.
Yep, people asking for a light or the time.
Hood cat: "Yo, what time is it?"
You: "I don't know"
Hood cat: "Its time for you to give me our wallet and your cellphone bitch! If you had a watch you would have known that."
hoodcat: "what time is it?"
rebbi: "..................................." runs the f***.....(kats who know me will agree, i still do move)
hoodcat: "shittttt.... that was fast"
rebbi(from a distance): time for you to find another nicca to jack
nci nci nci
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I've met people who've been victims of this in the past, where the robers steal your bed while you sleeping on it.
This cat who works at a garage around the corner from me told me a funny story. He says they(robers) took two neighbours women while they sleeping exchange them and put one wife in bed with another neighbour then take that neighbours wife and put her in bed with the other dudes wife. thats after they had taken their what they want.
I also heard they can switch the foundations of your houses without you waking up. Roofs too.
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No!! Now this is just taking it too far, foundations???
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Hell no! They can even switch the cement in your walls brother!
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Nah dude, how??
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Is Talent the new Rama?
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The following is taken from the Oxford English Dictionary:
sarcasm
• noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
— ORIGIN Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein ‘tear flesh’, later ‘gnash the teeth, speak bitterly’
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The following is taken from the Oxford English Dictionary:
sarcasm
• noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
— ORIGIN Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein ‘tear flesh’, later ‘gnash the teeth, speak bitterly’
Dude even Rama knows what sarcasm. I got that.
its your mocking my story in the manner that you did that makes you remind me of Rama.
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@detective, why u say dat? And have U heard of this swop swop isht?!?!
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@detective, why u say dat? And have U heard of this swop swop isht?!?!
say what?
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@detective, why u say dat? And have U heard of this swop swop isht?!?!
say what?
Do u buy this isht of niccas swopin foundations and shit....????
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@detective, why u say dat? And have U heard of this swop swop isht?!?!
say what?
Do u buy this isht of niccas swopin foundations and shit....????
yeah its possible, i've actually seen that with my own eyes while doing my first year in civil engineering. it was a wendy house though.
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dude, please explain to me in great detail how the freak that is possible bra, us I.T gurus never come across such pap
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dude, please explain to me in great detail how the freak that is possible bra, us I.T gurus never come across such pap
lift it up, put it on top of a woolworths grocery trolley, the other supermarkets ones are not as strong, and make sure its one that covers more than 3 square meters.
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dude, please explain to me in great detail how the freak that is possible bra, us I.T gurus never come across such pap
lift it up, put it on top of a woolworths grocery trolley, the other supermarkets ones are not as strong, and make sure its one that covers more than 3 square meters.
Lol, how small is a wendy house? And 3 square metres of cement sounds like it's pretty heavy.
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asked for match to light a ciggie
is your bro's from friend from the burbs? everybody from the ghetto should know this means you about to be robbed.
Yep, people asking for a light or the time.
Hood cat: "Yo, what time is it?"
You: "I don't know"
Hood cat: "Its time for you to give me our wallet and your cellphone bitch! If you had a watch you would have known that."
hoodcat: "what time is it?"
rebbi: "..................................." runs the f***.....(kats who know me will agree, i still do move)
hoodcat: "shittttt.... that was fast"
rebbi(from a distance): time for you to find another nicca to jack
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys finish me KLAAR! co-sign on the hood cat dialogue. even if that shit is on your wrist, your standard response should be: I DONT KNOW and get the f*** out of there
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well i guess not everyone walks around thinking people asking for the time or sum ish are trying to jack u! But i would never open the door for anyone i dont expect, that should be standard South African living!
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asked for match to light a ciggie
is your bro's from friend from the burbs? everybody from the ghetto should know this means you about to be robbed.
Yep, people asking for a light or the time.
Hood cat: "Yo, what time is it?"
You: "I don't know"
Hood cat: "Its time for you to give me our wallet and your cellphone bitch! If you had a watch you would have known that."
hoodcat: "what time is it?"
rebbi: "..................................." runs the f***.....(kats who know me will agree, i still do move)
hoodcat: "shittttt.... that was fast"
rebbi(from a distance): time for you to find another nicca to jack
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys finish me KLAAR! co-sign on the hood cat dialogue. even if that shit is on your wrist, your standard response should be: I DONT KNOW and get the f*** out of there
You must answer from a distance dude... Flippin runnnnnnnnnnnnnn....................... If you can, drive offffffff......
LOL< my sis inlaw was telling me someone tried breaking the back door window in her car to get her bag, she drove off and the guy ran after the car, LOL, nicca was lucky he didnt run all the way to her place coz my boet would have f***ed him up, thats one nicca who wont run, im sure he will lend the bugger such a strong hard fist it lasts him till he has grand grand kids
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I forgot my car keys hanging on the door of my car. Shit, the whole night and morning the car was parked on my parking bay with it's keys hanging. I get goose bumps just thinking about it.
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dude, you were lucky no one scoped it... if any black9even me) saw it, it was mine for the night, i would return it the following mornin dou... if im not too too wasted
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one day i saw some dude trying to steal this other old lady's cellphone. she was in a hurry and couldn't notice or hear the dude trying to snatch the phone off her bag. i decided to apply pressure to dude and walk close to him and often give him suspicious stares when he tried to get close to the lady, he noticed that i was watching and decided to lay low and allow me to pa** over so he can get some free time with the poor lady.
i decided to fake a phone call and reduced my speed. he realized that i was walking slowly than before and stopped in front of me. he asked for the time, i told him and he asked if i was with someone, i asked him why such a weird question, he told me that what would i do if he wanted to take my cellphone, told him id f*** him up and call other people to a**ist me, he just laughed his a** off and took off. at least the poor lady was long gone by then but i continued spying on him until he faded off some shack hood.
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Was in JHB town and saw some kat busy in some chicks bag, she felt it and caught him, she had like another 5 chicks with her, I have never seen an all lady smack down like that one, and balcks being blacks, they opend a circle and watchd, nicca couldn't go anywhere but stand the beatin in hope for the braods to get tird
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yo have you ever witnessed when a mob takes justice into its own hands? thats some horror stuff right there, i saw some other kid beaten to death by a bunch of taxi drivers when he tried to steal a 5L of paraffin in some taxi rank. nci nci nci nci otsotsi kanjani bayaztrapisa yerrrrr................
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Yeah, that's the system they use in lesotho, I'm sure San will agree wit me, keeps the crime level really low, for every crime u comit, they kick ur a** plus call the cops on u, so crooks think twice, literally(about the beatin and the cops)
Lol...hihihihi
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rebbi if this is ur attempt of starting a e-convo with me you gonna fail kid, i said im done with you and i meant it. so fall back!!!
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Hahahaha LMAO @Mad :) yo here its against the law nowadays to take the law into your own hands. Cops insist on people handing over the thief to 'em.
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Lmao @ mad... I'm no e-thug son, my best friend aint a keyboard, lol.
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Lmao @ mad... I'm no e-thug son, my best friend aint a keyboard, lol.
my best friend is my laptops keyboard and my LG KS360 quetry keyboard. so leave it at that smart guy!!
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Awe Mad! Good to hear about ur LG/or whatevr fone u said, and also ur laptop... Bet my spare pc can kick it in the nuts!!
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rebbi just cut the dumbness dog, cant you see? im no longer that dude......
anyway, i need someone to talk to, some other chick i just got last week dumped me like 5 minutes ago over an sms, apparently she found out that im hitting one of her cla**mates and now she wants to end this thing before it can even start. said part is i haven't even met her after we started dating, so it was just an electronic relationship. i also got another broad im hitting in the same school, she is also doing grade 12 but she is in a different cla** [village broads i was talking about]. haven't called her and check things out. she called a couple of times but i dropped her...any suggestions dog?
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Yeah dude, leave peoples kids alone, at this age we don't do little grade 12 girls, we want woman, womanly brains and womanly actions. So I say, leave them kids and get chicks from ur varsity fam. Real talk!
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Yeah dude, leave peoples kids alone, at this age we don't do little grade 12 girls, we want woman, womanly brains and womanly actions. So I say, leave them kids and get chicks from ur varsity fam. Real talk!
dude i understand, but im only 21 what do you expect me to do, these chicks are like 18-20 so that means they almost my age, rather give a nigger some advice than criticizing because i know damn sure that you used to hit 18 year old broads when you were on your last year in varsity [if you out yet]
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Wrong G, u very wrong, see I got that respect for myself, yes those chicks might be physically the "right" age for ya but not mentally, now one of u has to compromise for the other, and I doubt they increasin their level of mentality, so rather u going lower... Anyway, let me stop critin u, basically, I would say, leave the damn child and go for a woman mad...
P.S, all my chicks thus far have been older than me, only one was younger than me and it was by one month/ or so... So yeah.
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Wrong G, u very wrong, see I got that respect for myself, yes those chicks might be physically the "right" age for ya but not mentally, now one of u has to compromise for the other, and I doubt they increasin their level of mentality, so rather u going lower... Anyway, let me stop critin u, basically, I would say, leave the damn child and go for a woman mad...
P.S, all my chicks thus far have been older than me, only one was younger than me and it was by one month/ or so... So yeah.
nigger what? i aint gettin myself no sugar mommy and all that, i understand your point, mentally they not my size, shit nigger i know a lot of stuff, im like the next Malcolm x if u dig me.
but seriously though, i dont have any other age to hit besides this one and no one said varsity students shouldn't hit high school teens. but f*** it though you make a good point rebbi. ill reconsider my hitting then
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Yeah G, consider that.
Nah ma man, they no sugar mamas, they within my age gap, just older, like a year or two, nothing major
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done sex a thousand times wit all races. done that shit like no one else has ever did. even yo dad.
remeber last year scored 9 chicks in 2 weeks, bitches were mad abt my sales and my fame so they felt like gettin my dick, had to give it to them.
had sex with yolanda, amanda, andiswa but it only lasted for 5 minutes then there was sisanda, anelisa, ziyanda the bicth saw my a** in a local newspaper. there was thumeka, zoleka, xakeka and some bicth from the villages named akhona, lona, zizpho,likho and thuliswa, sandiswa the one who got my a** spining like i sniffed some coke, the bicth rocked but she aint like andisiwe and there was this other colored bicth who almost gave me hiv . the list goes on man i cant barely remeber the moments
and check the list maybe your lil bitch sis is there
halla!!!!!!!!
hahahahahhahahahahahahahha this right here killed me.
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done sex a thousand times wit all races. done that shit like no one else has ever did. even yo dad.
remeber last year scored 9 chicks in 2 weeks, bitches were mad abt my sales and my fame so they felt like gettin my dick, had to give it to them.
had sex with yolanda, amanda, andiswa but it only lasted for 5 minutes then there was sisanda, anelisa, ziyanda the bicth saw my a** in a local newspaper. there was thumeka, zoleka, xakeka and some bicth from the villages named akhona, lona, zizpho,likho and thuliswa, sandiswa the one who got my a** spining like i sniffed some coke, the bicth rocked but she aint like andisiwe and there was this other colored bicth who almost gave me hiv . the list goes on man i cant barely remeber the moments
and check the list maybe your lil bitch sis is there
halla!!!!!!!!
hahahahahhahahahahahahahha this right here killed me.
you just had to pull this one huh?
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LOL don't blame me, blame it on the guests, they seem to have a thing for old threads and my name is on that list.
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done sex a thousand times wit all races. done that shit like no one else has ever did. even yo dad.
remeber last year scored 9 chicks in 2 weeks, bitches were mad abt my sales and my fame so they felt like gettin my dick, had to give it to them.
had sex with yolanda, amanda, andiswa but it only lasted for 5 minutes then there was sisanda, anelisa, ziyanda the bicth saw my a** in a local newspaper. there was thumeka, zoleka, xakeka and some bicth from the villages named akhona, lona, zizpho,likho and thuliswa, sandiswa the one who got my a** spining like i sniffed some coke, the bicth rocked but she aint like andisiwe and there was this other colored bicth who almost gave me hiv . the list goes on man i cant barely remeber the moments
and check the list maybe your lil bitch sis is there
halla!!!!!!!!
hahahahahhahahahahahahahha this right here killed me.
ah :-[ i wrote that? umhhh.....shit musta been when i was new to ag, when i was trying to get cash's attention to the fullest, f*** it only 20% of that stuff is true and only 50% of the stuff i posted back then is true.
looks funny though
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^^It does. LOL
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^^It does. LOL
"bitches were mad abt my sales and my fame so they felt like gettin my dick, had to give it to them."
sales? nigger what sales? hehehehehe nci nci nic, musta been post sales on ag, moved like 2080 in just a year, thats some sick achievement he he he!!!