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Title: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on November 10, 2009, 12:26:00 PM
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Our Favourite Pimp Katt Williams was arrested over the weekend for burglary in Atlanta. Damn! he looks like a Crack head!!!
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: oints on November 10, 2009, 12:41:23 PM
what you mean he looks like a crack addict, HE IS A CRACK ADDICT....not so long ago this fool was admitted into REhaB for his habit...stupid midget...he epitomises FALLING OFF....!  SmH  ::)

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Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: Ramorethetho on November 10, 2009, 12:50:37 PM
I don't find this cat's stand ups funny too animated
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: oints on November 10, 2009, 12:57:14 PM
I don't find this cat's stand ups funny too animated

pimp chronicles 1 was funny duke, coined a lot of phrases ....e.g (this isht right here....listen bitch niccas...just calling ul bitches cos i dont know your names individually, so hola if you hear me now)

but everything else after that....SAD and very repetative (saw them all, even the desprerate attempt at a movie he made called  internet dating or sumin  :-\  ::) ) hell...even in the movie "Next Sunday" he wasnt all that funny...

but as far as movies or voice over cameos go... the ICE CUBE "fridays" he was nice in those...as well as in the "Boondocks" as APNSB!
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: panga_priest on November 10, 2009, 01:19:09 PM
why is he laughing? comedians tend to see the humour in everything
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: Mega on November 10, 2009, 05:50:23 PM
why is he laughing? comedians tend to see the humour in everything

He's not laughing. It's the crack f***ing with his state of being.

He probably thinks he's in Disneyland about to get a free ride because of his height :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: Hybrid on November 10, 2009, 08:12:15 PM
yo new jack, whats up with the cash?


damn that's like 500k if you count well
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: Mrs Jones on November 10, 2009, 11:42:58 PM
why is he laughing? comedians tend to see the humour in everything

He's not laughing. It's the crack f***ing with his state of being.

He probably thinks he's in Disneyland about to get a free ride because of his height :D :D :D :D :D
hahahahahaha LMAO that was ice cold man :D
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: the panic! on November 13, 2009, 10:58:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGNn20baTfU&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: Last of the old AG Hittaz on November 21, 2012, 02:34:40 PM
This thread may be old but he has been crashing lately. This was from last year, even though I
agree with him on the immigration issue. He sure pissed off Chicanos (Mexican Americans) even
though dude did heckle him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r0_-AXDW3g&feature=related


and recently his show in Oakland, California. He should've save the rhymes when Dipset signed him!
 ;D:


 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwKRPOppcw0

Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: fahfee on November 21, 2012, 03:12:39 PM
and recently his show in Oakland, California. He should've save the rhymes when Dipset signed him!
 ;D:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwKRPOppcw0

Dipset! Dipset!

LOL he sounds like a bootleg Juelz Santana who sounds like a bootleg Cam'ron. Needs to take a break from the industry for real.
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: Last of the old AG Hittaz on November 21, 2012, 03:22:20 PM

Dipset! Dipset!

LOL he sounds like a bootleg Juelz Santana who sounds like a bootleg Cam'ron. Needs to take a break from the industry for real.


I know, right? It's sorta obvious that he's on some drugs (probably more than weed) but due to his previous escapades, he needs to go to some rehab. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up on some reality show like "Celebrity Rehab" in a few years. Dave Chappelle's situation was different. Comedy Central (Time Warner or Viacom) pressured him with all that money to be a puppet. Then he flies off to
SA.
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: fahfee on November 21, 2012, 03:53:38 PM
Dude needs to try anything that might work for him. If its an escape to a foreign country like Dave Chapelle he should try it. He just better not go to Mexico. He would be a dead man walking there.
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: Last of the old AG Hittaz on November 21, 2012, 07:35:16 PM
Dude needs to try anything that might work for him. If its an escape to a foreign country like Dave Chapelle he should try it. He just better not go to Mexico. He would be a dead man walking there.


 Especially them cartels, they don't play ! :o
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: JDaDivine1 on November 22, 2012, 03:18:36 AM
Jay Pharaoh kills this impression of Katt on SNL, check it out. Funny shit right here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0xgaqH-g7I&feature=related
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: Last of the old AG Hittaz on December 04, 2012, 03:29:48 PM
I barely read garbage like TMZ, but it just gets worse and worse......dude needs Allah, Buddah, or somebody   :o:


http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/03/katt-williams-arrested-seattle/
 
Title: Re: Katt Williams,Say it isnt so?
Post by: JDaDivine1 on December 06, 2012, 09:23:13 PM
Katt Williams declared that he would be suing Seattle for $50 million for "crippling my reputation as a father and a black man and as a taxpaying citizen and as a person who is not a convicted felon." He also offered to pay Washington $300,000 if they let him and his family live on the state ferry in the same interview, because this is how crazy people speak.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Katt-Williams-tells-KOMO-hes-retiring-from-stand-up-comedy-181953371.html (http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Katt-Williams-tells-KOMO-hes-retiring-from-stand-up-comedy-181953371.html)