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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: A pimp named Sarkozy on March 30, 2010, 05:12:58 PM
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Before you hit that coochie on that broad you just met? 1,3, or a week or you wait until shes ready?
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lets say its the first day. females i've never attempted to do anything with on the first day have, in most cases, never came back to see me.
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No shit? You dont say, me too it happened. When i asked, some of them think and say a guy who hits that punani on the first day will probably think shes a skank and wont return anyway.
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Depends on who the girl is and what your intentions are. Also where you meet her.
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No shit? You dont say, me too it happened. When i asked, some of them think and say a guy who hits that punani on the first day will probably think shes a skank and wont return anyway.
never ask a female on those kinds of things. females would have a conversation with you about how they dont sleep with somebody else when they have a man then turn around and sleep with you that same day. take a man's advice on this matter.
her sleeping with you on the first night doesnt mean anything negetive about her so dont think you'll offend her if you try. im telling you though, if shes attracted to you sexually and is comfortable with your personality she will break the "first night" principle.
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No shit? You dont say, me too it happened. When i asked, some of them think and say a guy who hits that punani on the first day will probably think shes a skank and wont return anyway.
never ask a female on those kinds of things. females would have a conversation with you about how they dont sleep with somebody else when they have a man then turn around and sleep with you that same day. take a man's advice on this matter.
her sleeping with you on the first night doesnt mean anything negetive about her so dont think you'll offend her if you try. im telling you though, if shes attracted to you sexually and is comfortable with your personality she will break the "first night" principle.
What if she was drunk and next time you call she tells you it was just a one night stand typa ish?
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Well It always depends for me on the setting, if she agrees to come home with me for WHATEVER reason best belive i will be offering dick no question, so I say wait as long as it takes to convince her to come to your place...these obviously are not rules cast in stone coz they have ways going wrong, HORRIBLY wrong, there is this girl I loved...I spent three THREE months trying every angle to hit it, any woman worth waitin three months for is special...so eventually she agrees to come over to my place for the night..and I told myself...I am in...we had a nice home cooked diner and a little wine...
she strips to her underwear and we get into bed....maybe my approach was dumb...or i lost track of my lies...she says to me we not going to have sex is that cool? ....i strong armed her ...with words and she let me hit it....
THATS WAS THE LAST TIME...she sent a short letter...
Coz of you love for intercource you have lost a rare woman, I am dissappointed I expected so much from you, you can't keep it in your pants for 3months! ...thanks but no thanks..
IWAS f***ING GUTTED!
:'(
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No shit? You dont say, me too it happened. When i asked, some of them think and say a guy who hits that punani on the first day will probably think shes a skank and wont return anyway.
never ask a female on those kinds of things. females would have a conversation with you about how they dont sleep with somebody else when they have a man then turn around and sleep with you that same day. take a man's advice on this matter.
her sleeping with you on the first night doesnt mean anything negetive about her so dont think you'll offend her if you try. im telling you though, if shes attracted to you sexually and is comfortable with your personality she will break the "first night" principle.
What if she was drunk and next time you call she tells you it was just a one night stand typa ish?
then you got shit to brag about. "like yeah nigga i been there, just one night and i bounced"
lol
kidding. why would that make you feel bad? just disappointed i'd undersatand.
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cos I'm not a one night standa, but I've been thru that ish before. yea we sipped somma this, somma that... but we were still sober. you know how alcohol treat broads aftawards so
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its pretty obvious, she bad and she knew exactly what she was plotting briCK. that's why she put your dick on the test, by sleeping witchu naked afta 3 months! knowing the intension not every man could say no to...
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its pretty obvious, she bad and she knew exactly what she was plotting briCK. that's why she put your dick on the test, by sleeping witchu naked afta 3 months! knowing the intension not every man could say no to...
I thought about it as I grew older and met more girls..I have unfortunatly ben cursed with getting the worst of the...I suppose thats why I am the kinda cat I am ..
I think this girl was in a situation...she really needed to get rid of me for a serious reason....she was engaged when I met her(I found this out when I met her years later and she explained) I started laying the charm in thick and she was getting cold feet she knew no other way to break it off and not feel guilty what better way than to "make him f*** up a good thing" I got played and thats that!
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cos I'm not a one night standa, but I've been thru that ish before. yea we sipped somma this, somma that... but we were still sober. you know how alcohol treat broads aftawards so
can i please have the name and surname so i dont fall for her too.
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a chick will do u first day if she likes u and she doesnt have to be a skank. i doubt that wait rule thing is in effect these days, unless of course she has issues and she needs to prove things to herself. never met a girl that wanted to wait.
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a chick will do u first day if she likes u and she doesnt have to be a skank. i doubt that wait rule thing is in effect these days, unless of course she has issues and she needs to prove things to herself. never met a girl that wanted to wait.
Oh please that's only because you're uber hot. Ugly guys are usually made to wait cause the girl is debating on whether or not she can actually live with herself afterward. Just saying.
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Actually it's more a "if he doesn't call tomorrow at least I can feel better about myself cause I had a one night stand with a hot guy (because having a one night stand with an ugly is just sick). This ugly motherf***er needs to stick around longer than that. No ways I'm getting one-night-standed/stooded/stood ??? by some ugly niggar."
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They say the internet chatroomz/forums have a way of ratting out people's personalities even when they try hard to hide it under it's anonimity :-X
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They say the internet chatroomz/forums have a way of ratting out people's personalities even when they try hard to hide it under it's anonimity :-X
Or it's a place where people display their alter egos
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Actually it's more a "if he doesn't call tomorrow at least I can feel better about myself cause I had a one night stand with a hot guy (because having a one night stand with an ugly is just sick). This ugly motherf***er needs to stick around longer than that. No ways I'm getting one-night-standed/stooded/stood ??? by some ugly niggar."
makes sense....
I guess thats why these bitches won't allow me to not hit it....
slut1: you know briCK?
slut7: briCK that arrogant sexy beast?
slut1: yeah him...f***er hit it and never called! but hey you know guys like him!
slut7: Yip..if you have him in your sights..BY ALL MEANS NESSESARY
slut1: yOu kNOW gUrL....BY ALL MEANS NESSESARY...*giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
random slut *giggle giggle* whats going on gurlz ..*giggle*
slut1: we talking bout guys....*giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
slut1: *giggle*
random slut: *giggle*
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LOL
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Actually it's more a "if he doesn't call tomorrow at least I can feel better about myself cause I had a one night stand with a hot guy (because having a one night stand with an ugly is just sick). This ugly motherf***er needs to stick around longer than that. No ways I'm getting one-night-standed/stooded/stood ??? by some ugly niggar."
makes sense....
I guess thats why these bitches won't allow me to not hit it....
slut1: you know briCK?
slut7: briCK that arrogant sexy beast?
slut1: yeah him...f***er hit it and never called! but hey you know guys like him!
slut7: Yip..if you have him in your sights..BY ALL MEANS NESSESARY
slut1: yOu kNOW gUrL....BY ALL MEANS NESSESARY...*giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
random slut *giggle giggle* whats going on gurlz ..*giggle*
slut1: we talking bout guys....*giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
slut1: *giggle*
random slut: *giggle*
There are diverse bishes out there HEHEHEHEHE they can praise/diss you the whole conversation!!
slut1: you know briCK?
slut7: briCK YEAH HIM?
slut1: yeah him...f***er hit it and came in few seconds
slut7: No girlfriend
slut1: yOu kNOW Gurl it was small too **giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
random slut *giggle giggle* whats going on gurlz ..*giggle*
slut1: we talking bout guys....*giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
slut1: *giggle*
random slut: *giggle
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Actually it's more a "if he doesn't call tomorrow at least I can feel better about myself cause I had a one night stand with a hot guy (because having a one night stand with an ugly is just sick). This ugly motherf***er needs to stick around longer than that. No ways I'm getting one-night-standed/stooded/stood ??? by some ugly niggar."
makes sense....
I guess thats why these bitches won't allow me to not hit it....
slut1: you know briCK?
slut7: briCK that arrogant sexy beast?
slut1: yeah him...f***er hit it and never called! but hey you know guys like him!
slut7: Yip..if you have him in your sights..BY ALL MEANS NESSESARY
slut1: yOu kNOW gUrL....BY ALL MEANS NESSESARY...*giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
random slut *giggle giggle* whats going on gurlz ..*giggle*
slut1: we talking bout guys....*giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
slut1: *giggle*
random slut: *giggle*
There are diverse bishes out there HEHEHEHEHE they can praise/diss you the whole conversation!!
slut1: you know briCK?
slut7: briCK YEAH HIM?
slut1: yeah him...f***er hit it and came in few seconds
slut7: No girlfriend
slut1: yOu kNOW Gurl it was small too **giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
random slut *giggle giggle* whats going on gurlz ..*giggle*
slut1: we talking bout guys....*giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
slut1: *giggle*
random slut: *giggle
and if they're Xhosa from Gugulethu it would go something like this:
Chick 1: Uyamazi uBrick.
Chick 2: Hiyu rha lakaka.
Chick 1: Hiyu aw'na idea. Bes'bhalana izolo sies ubhala amarhoqololo, and'yazi lakaka ebyanza.
Chick 2: Ubucinga ntoni wena awumboni ba ubhalwe koma. Hay awuz'thandi.
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Actually it's more a "if he doesn't call tomorrow at least I can feel better about myself cause I had a one night stand with a hot guy (because having a one night stand with an ugly is just sick). This ugly motherf***er needs to stick around longer than that. No ways I'm getting one-night-standed/stooded/stood ??? by some ugly niggar."
makes sense....
I guess thats why these bitches won't allow me to not hit it....
slut1: you know briCK?
slut7: briCK that arrogant sexy beast?
slut1: yeah him...f***er hit it and never called! but hey you know guys like him!
slut7: Yip..if you have him in your sights..BY ALL MEANS NESSESARY
slut1: yOu kNOW gUrL....BY ALL MEANS NESSESARY...*giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
random slut *giggle giggle* whats going on gurlz ..*giggle*
slut1: we talking bout guys....*giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
slut1: *giggle*
random slut: *giggle*
There are diverse bishes out there HEHEHEHEHE they can praise/diss you the whole conversation!!
slut1: you know briCK?
slut7: briCK YEAH HIM?
slut1: yeah him...f***er hit it and came in few seconds
slut7: No girlfriend
slut1: yOu kNOW Gurl it was small too **giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
random slut *giggle giggle* whats going on gurlz ..*giggle*
slut1: we talking bout guys....*giggle*
slut7: *giggle*
slut1: *giggle*
random slut: *giggle
and if they're Xhosa from Gugulethu it would go something like this:
Chick 1: Uyamazi uBrick.
Chick 2: Hiyu rha lakaka.
Chick 1: Hiyu aw'na idea. Bes'bhalana izolo sies ubhala amarhoqololo, and'yazi lakaka ebyanza.
Chick 2: Ubucinga ntoni wena awumboni ba ubhalwe koma. Hay awuz'thandi.
smh @me overhearing this exact conversation a week ago walking in front of these two chickenheads, bishes saw me with headfones and thought i aint hear shit :D
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Waaaaakakakakakakakakakak @ubhal' amarhoqololo lmao that's a diss and a half!!
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@ RR lol no you won't! I forgot her surname but her name is Stacy (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs126.snc1/5414_121281310843_608030843_2998711_1282699_n.jpg)
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lol, we should start a name and shame thread.
i cant tell shes cute but not that photogenic.
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lol, we should start a name and shame thread.
i cant tell shes cute but not that photogenic.
SMH...y'all never heard of POPIA huh?
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lol, we should start a name and shame thread.
i cant tell shes cute but not that photogenic.
SMH...y'all never heard of POPIA huh?
POPIA has no clause protecting skanks so go ahead Blac Cable.
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Yo would be funny if one of you guys are names and shamed.
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Yo would be funny if one of you guys are names and shamed.
no bitch nigga protection clause either so you go ahead too.
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Yo would be funny if one of you guys are names and shamed.
no bitch nigga protection clause either so you go ahead too.
Okay. BRB. You're so gonna regret this.
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that should be enough, man I dont want any of her rats to snitch on me... Baldi how many girls have you ditched or ditched you so far?
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Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce BITCH NIGGER number 1. Nc nc nc nc Nasty a** nigger. He will come to your place for weeks on end leaving his nasty, a** stinking socks on the floor. He will be needy on some "You're always with your friends. You don't love me no more" tip And ladies be aware don't let the pretty face fool you. He's the devil. He will drink ALL your alcohol and smoke ALL your weed. Nigger don't got no job. 30 year old STILL living in his mamas house. This nigger hasn't had a job in over 7 years, fronting on some "he's releasing an album soon." LIES. Been working on the same album for over 15 years now.
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn283/BALDiLOKS_photos/Picture2-4.png)
:P bwakakakakakakakakaka
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that should be enough, man I dont want any of her rats to snitch on me... Baldi how many girls have you ditched or ditched you so far?
I've never been ditched by a girl nor ditched a girl. I have ditched men though and have been ditched by men, well a man.
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Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce BITCH NIGGER number 1. Nc nc nc nc Nasty a** nigger. He will come to your place for weeks on end leaving his nasty, a** stinking socks on the floor. He will be needy on some "You're always with your friends. You don't love me no more" tip And ladies be aware don't let the pretty face fool you. He's the devil. He will drink ALL your alcohol and smoke ALL your weed. Nigger don't got no job. 30 year old STILL living in his mamas house. This nigger hasn't had a job in over 7 years, fronting on some "he's releasing an album soon." LIES. Been working on the same album for over 15 years now.
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn283/BALDiLOKS_photos/Picture2-4.png)
:P bwakakakakakakakakaka
If you're gonna do it...do it right!!!
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Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce BITCH NIGGER number 1. Nc nc nc nc Nasty a** nigger. He will come to your place for weeks on end leaving his nasty, a** stinking socks on the floor. He will be needy on some "You're always with your friends. You don't love me no more" tip And ladies be aware don't let the pretty face fool you. He's the devil. He will drink ALL your alcohol and smoke ALL your weed. Nigger don't got no job. 30 year old STILL living in his mamas house. This nigger hasn't had a job in over 7 years, fronting on some "he's releasing an album soon." LIES. Been working on the same album for over 15 years now.
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn283/BALDiLOKS_photos/Picture2-4.png)
:P bwakakakakakakakakaka
hahahaha! cant view photobucket pics but i have been told who its is on that pic. uyiraki!
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@Ms Loks.
http://tinypic.com is the official AG pic loading site so refrain from using non-accredited sites.
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@Ms Loks.
http://tinypic.com is the official AG pic loading site so refrain from using non-accredited sites.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/11ts6ls.png)
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@Ms Loks.
http://tinypic.com is the official AG pic loading site so refrain from using non-accredited sites.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/11ts6ls.png)
yeah i know this cat, but im sure u got the story twisted though. im sayin'