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2009 WHOOSH!! Was hectic looking back!!! 2010 is more peaceful for me!!
1.Asked her to Move in with me
She gladly agrees we reach an agreement we split the R4Krent ,Groceries and utility bills 50/50,first month things goes very smoothly!! i did ovearhear a conversartion with her friend on the phone talkin about vat n sit but diddnt pay attention.all my lady friends were furiosly against this,nigga wake up!!!
2nd month she goes 360 degrees backwards,she was like,Nigga! "we diddnt reach no agreement as a matter of fact im your girlfriend,'you think waking me up in the early morning to shag is free,yadadada you so selfish,you so stingy..etc" i diddnt tell her to leave,she left peacefully within 4 days!!
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2009 WHOOSH!! Was hectic looking back!!! 2010 is more peaceful for me!!
1.Asked her to Move in with me
She gladly agrees we reach an agreement we split the R4Krent ,Groceries and utility bills 50/50,first month things goes very smoothly!! i did ovearhear a conversartion with her friend on the phone talkin about vat n sit but diddnt pay attention.all my lady friends were furiosly against this,nigga wake up!!!
2nd month she goes 360 degrees backwards,she was like,Nigga! "we diddnt reach no agreement as a matter of fact im your girlfriend,'you think waking me up in the early morning to shag is free,yadadada you so selfish,you so stingy..etc" i diddnt tell her to leave,she left peacefully within 4 days!!
why r u with broads that cant afford half of 4 k rent anyway.
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i told my ex-girlfriend that i was still in love with my girlfriend before her more than i was with her at the point(early in the relationship).
i told her i wanted her to know so we could work through my feelings together until i was over the other girl.
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2009 WHOOSH!! Was hectic looking back!!! 2010 is more peaceful for me!!
1.Asked her to Move in with me
She gladly agrees we reach an agreement we split the R4Krent ,Groceries and utility bills 50/50,first month things goes very smoothly!! i did ovearhear a conversartion with her friend on the phone talkin about vat n sit but diddnt pay attention.all my lady friends were furiosly against this,nigga wake up!!!
2nd month she goes 360 degrees backwards,she was like,Nigga! "we diddnt reach no agreement as a matter of fact im your girlfriend,'you think waking me up in the early morning to shag is free,yadadada you so selfish,you so stingy..etc" i diddnt tell her to leave,she left peacefully within 4 days!!
why r u with broads that cant afford half of 4 k rent anyway.
bwakakakakakakaka...
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anything that has to do with how i really feel about her weight, other women, my past relationships.
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2009 WHOOSH!! Was hectic looking back!!! 2010 is more peaceful for me!!
1.Asked her to Move in with me
She gladly agrees we reach an agreement we split the R4Krent ,Groceries and utility bills 50/50,first month things goes very smoothly!! i did ovearhear a conversartion with her friend on the phone talkin about vat n sit but diddnt pay attention.all my lady friends were furiosly against this,nigga wake up!!!
2nd month she goes 360 degrees backwards,she was like,Nigga! "we diddnt reach no agreement as a matter of fact im your girlfriend,'you think waking me up in the early morning to shag is free,yadadada you so selfish,you so stingy..etc" i diddnt tell her to leave,she left peacefully within 4 days!!
why r u with broads that cant afford half of 4 k rent anyway.
Dude she has her own car she left her own R8K-a month apartment,i think it was a matter of being too comfortable!!
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i told my ex-girlfriend that i was still in love with my girlfriend before her more than i was with her at the point(early in the relationship).
i told her i wanted her to know so we could work through my feelings together until i was over the other girl.
:o
why would you do something that dumb?
You were young...right...and you have never done it again right?
I suppose it was doing a S-Curl and cut for HER...i thought S-Curl was gay I would never have done it if this bitch had not insisted...anyway..upon doing it...walking around feeling gay....I saw a picture of her X...her X had S-Curl he dumped her..1 + 1 ...this crzay bitch! the next day I was her X ..and I shaved that shit off the next day!
I say stupid shit to broads all the time...
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2009 WHOOSH!! Was hectic looking back!!! 2010 is more peaceful for me!!
1.Asked her to Move in with me
She gladly agrees we reach an agreement we split the R4Krent ,Groceries and utility bills 50/50,first month things goes very smoothly!! i did ovearhear a conversartion with her friend on the phone talkin about vat n sit but diddnt pay attention.all my lady friends were furiosly against this,nigga wake up!!!
2nd month she goes 360 degrees backwards,she was like,Nigga! "we diddnt reach no agreement as a matter of fact im your girlfriend,'you think waking me up in the early morning to shag is free,yadadada you so selfish,you so stingy..etc" i diddnt tell her to leave,she left peacefully within 4 days!!
why r u with broads that cant afford half of 4 k rent anyway.
Dude she has her own car she left her own R8K-a month apartment,i think it was a matter of being too comfortable!!
so she left her 8 k a month digs to come live with u and split the 4 k and left cos u had to pay for the sex somehow?
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ok
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2009 WHOOSH!! Was hectic looking back!!! 2010 is more peaceful for me!!
1.Asked her to Move in with me
She gladly agrees we reach an agreement we split the R4Krent ,Groceries and utility bills 50/50,first month things goes very smoothly!! i did ovearhear a conversartion with her friend on the phone talkin about vat n sit but diddnt pay attention.all my lady friends were furiosly against this,nigga wake up!!!
2nd month she goes 360 degrees backwards,she was like,Nigga! "we diddnt reach no agreement as a matter of fact im your girlfriend,'you think waking me up in the early morning to shag is free,yadadada you so selfish,you so stingy..etc" i diddnt tell her to leave,she left peacefully within 4 days!!
why r u with broads that cant afford half of 4 k rent anyway.
Dude she has her own car she left her own R8K-a month apartment,i think it was a matter of being too comfortable!!
so she left her 8 k a month digs to come live with u and split the 4 k and left cos u had to pay for the sex somehow?
:-\
ok
hehehehe it doesnt have to make sense!! the crazy things niggaz do when they thinkin wit their dicks!! she moved back to her apartment.
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i told my ex-girlfriend that i was still in love with my girlfriend before her more than i was with her at the point(early in the relationship).
i told her i wanted her to know so we could work through my feelings together until i was over the other girl.
:o
why would you do something that dumb?
You were young...right...and you have never done it again right?
i wasn't too young actually! my reasoning was that she should know the whole truth. i've since learnt that women like being lied to. i'm was very new to the whole dating thing.
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i told my ex-girlfriend that i was still in love with my girlfriend before her more than i was with her at the point(early in the relationship).
i told her i wanted her to know so we could work through my feelings together until i was over the other girl.
:o
why would you do something that dumb?
You were young...right...and you have never done it again right?
i've since learnt that women like being lied to.
No truer words have been said!
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Being completely honest, all the time.
I keep doing this, because I culdn't be bothered to think of lies and then remmebr them, so I always let them know exactly how I feel.
Not a good thing.
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Being completely honest, all the time.
I keep doing this, because I culdn't be bothered to think of lies and then remmebr them, so I always let them know exactly how I feel.
Not a good thing.
i am really close to start becoming like this because my lies are catching up to me, and what scares me is i can never remeber the initial story lately
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Being completely honest, all the time.
I keep doing this, because I culdn't be bothered to think of lies and then remmebr them, so I always let them know exactly how I feel.
Not a good thing.
i am really close to start becoming like this because my lies are catching up to me, and what scares me is i can never remeber the initial story lately
dont do it. the repurcussions of a lie is easily forgotten. the truth stays entrenched.
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Being completely honest, all the time.
I keep doing this, because I culdn't be bothered to think of lies and then remmebr them, so I always let them know exactly how I feel.
Not a good thing.
i am really close to start becoming like this because my lies are catching up to me, and what scares me is i can never remeber the initial story lately
dont do it. the repurcussions of a lie is easily forgotten. the truth stays entrenched.
thanks for slapping me back to reality. i almost made the biggest mistake of my life. i guess i just need to document my lies now and refer to them in times of doubt
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Being completely honest, all the time.
I keep doing this, because I culdn't be bothered to think of lies and then remmebr them, so I always let them know exactly how I feel.
Not a good thing.
i am really close to start becoming like this because my lies are catching up to me, and what scares me is i can never remeber the initial story lately
dont do it. the repurcussions of a lie is easily forgotten. the truth stays entrenched.
Truth. I know this, yet I still tell the truth. I guess I'm not as smart as I would like to think.
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Being completely honest, all the time.
I keep doing this, because I culdn't be bothered to think of lies and then remmebr them, so I always let them know exactly how I feel.
Not a good thing.
i am really close to start becoming like this because my lies are catching up to me, and what scares me is i can never remeber the initial story lately
dont do it. the repurcussions of a lie is easily forgotten. the truth stays entrenched.
Truth. I know this, yet I still tell the truth. I guess I'm not as smart as I would like to think.
there is a math to it,
women lie... a lot. its easier for them to understand a lie, thats famliar territory , truth is alien to them. they dont understand it, so they cant deal with it./.
last but not least the important thing u should know is women never forget. ever
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2009 WHOOSH!! Was hectic looking back!!! 2010 is more peaceful for me!!
1.Asked her to Move in with me
She gladly agrees we reach an agreement we split the R4Krent ,Groceries and utility bills 50/50,first month things goes very smoothly!! i did ovearhear a conversartion with her friend on the phone talkin about vat n sit but diddnt pay attention.all my lady friends were furiosly against this,nigga wake up!!!
2nd month she goes 360 degrees backwards,she was like,Nigga! "we diddnt reach no agreement as a matter of fact im your girlfriend,'you think waking me up in the early morning to shag is free,yadadada you so selfish,you so stingy..etc" i diddnt tell her to leave,she left peacefully within 4 days!!
why r u with broads that cant afford half of 4 k rent anyway.
Dude she has her own car she left her own R8K-a month apartment,i think it was a matter of being too comfortable!!
so she left her 8 k a month digs to come live with u and split the 4 k and left cos u had to pay for the sex somehow?
:-\
ok
hehehehe it doesnt have to make sense!! the crazy things niggaz do when they thinkin wit their dicks!! she moved back to her apartment.
nigga you lyin'. stop it we not kids.
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To me its second nature!
"No!!! I did not do it!"
and after telling an unessesary lie I ask myself why?
its just too much work lying, I tried to reform but its ingrainied I keep it simple unellaborate lies...trivial stuff...I tell the truth a lot tho under the guise of a joke...
"I thought you were joking!!!!"
me >:( "You don't take me seriously if you think I would joke about something like that!, I think we need to re-think our relashionship!!"
her "no no no please I am soooooooo sorry !"
when she says this got her by nipples....I would stumble into the house at 4am, reeking of booze and perfume and still get away with "I was working late!"
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1. Shaved my cajonas...(Those are balls...by the way)
2. Met her parents... (Big mistake)
3. Promised that I would marry her...(The worst mistake)
1, 2, and 3 were no necessarily caused by the same person. :P
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1. Shaved my cajonas...(Those are balls...by the way)
2. Met her parents... (Big mistake)
3. Promised that I would marry her...(The worst mistake)
1, 2, and 3 were no necessarily caused by the same person. :P
Mmmmhhh...
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1. Shaved my cajonas...(Those are balls...by the way)
why would you shave your balls ,,, out of interest.
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allowing her to touch me on my studio. >:(
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allowing her to touch me on my studio. >:(
LMAO Blizzy you're one crazy nigga!! did she pinch it??
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1. Shaved my cajonas...(Those are balls...by the way)
why would you shave your balls ,,, out of interest.
You interested in shaved balls???
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I swear, the shit you read on AG sometimes. nc nc nc :o :o
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1. Shaved my cajonas...(Those are balls...by the way)
why would you shave your balls ,,, out of interest.
You interested in shaved balls???
lol
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Told her I'm not interested in a serious relationship or marriage. I thought she was one of em "hoes" who could care less so long as she is having fun with me. Wrong. She only said no problem before we started dating / doing whatever. And then things changed. Never saying that again.
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I always talk dumb shit when im drunk, i once callee a chck i was shagging sara young coz she gave me ths dope sex ertime, she went online n googled the name, dumpd me the next day! damn
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I always talk dumb shit when im drunk, i once callee a chck i was shagging sara young coz she gave me ths dope sex ertime, she went online n googled the name, dumpd me the next day damn!
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There are some women who like a shaven sack, instead of the natural type. She was one of those...
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There are some women who like a shaven sack, instead of the natural type. She was one of those...
I doubt she liked shaven sack!! its one of the stupid magazines she reads...GIRLS read magazines and take it as gospecl next thing you know you doing stupid shit coz some f***er wrote it in an article..I will never do nothing EVER to myself that a broad suggests! NEVA! niggaz walking around with shaven sacks! heheheh
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i told some other broad to tell her mom that when she visits me i dont shag, we only 4 play each f***ng other.
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There are some women who like a shaven sack, instead of the natural type. She was one of those...
I doubt she liked shaven sack!! its one of the stupid magazines she reads...GIRLS read magazines and take it as gospecl next thing you know you doing stupid shit coz some f***er wrote it in an article..I will never do nothing EVER to myself that a broad suggests! NEVA! niggaz walking around with shaven sacks! heheheh
firstly why are you so sure briCK. how would YOU know. then also, best the ladies be tossing out these magazines of theirs hey. put everyone out of their misery. and no one shave. lets call it all stupid shyt. how would you boys like that...
good on you man i say, equal opportunity! chesa!
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at Rosemary....
I bought a gay T-Shirt coz some gilr convinced me it was what was in...and she did not want to be seen
with an unfashionable troll, being that I had not hit that I complied...ONLY to have her say
"f*** that shirt looks gay!"
onward
women who don't shave smell more arousing to me....
I often turn down snatch on pubes!...Ayo let that shit grow first then come and halla..nothing like a a mouth full of pubes!
"Sorry you got hair stuck in your teeth"
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Me too i prefer punani bushy like that. I mean Whats the point of broadz shaving their pubes if they gonna keep scratching down there after they shaved?
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i was about to get away with a purely platonic infact electronic/telephonic relationship with this desperate slut who just wudn't leave a nigga alone. But, she's so determined at gettin at my balls, she calls at almost midnight & my honey's on my side. Trying to prove my innocence since my honey's like 1 of those seriously intuitive types who just a day earlier had 'felt' that the bitch who's been calling me nonstop lately is a 'threat'.
I pick up ...dumb move but not nearly as what I tell my girl after getting off the fone real quick & switching it off immediately. So she's like really, yo friend calling u this late, what the deal? She pushes the issue till i figure f*** it, i'ma tell her that vele, this undignified ballbuster been trying to get with me but i'm faithful (which i am).
So wifey wants to know why i lied, i'm like "u should actually be proud that yo nigga's the most wanted but only u got me, got me". well, let's just say, i found my self on the couch, plus she won't let me hit it at least 4 a week just as a matter of principle.
I still can't get the desperate slut off my back!
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lmao, this codename kid is the shit. NO HOMO, thats actually funny, yo recent news is that 2day i had the guts to dump a hot broad 4 no reason.
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lmao, this codename kid is the shit. NO HOMO, thats actually funny, yo recent news is that 2day i had the guts to dump a hot broad 4 no reason.
Man, i wish i was looking at me from a distance 2. Truth is it ain't fun or funny when yo girl is so INtuned that she figures shit out or more like smells it b4 the fone even connects. She's got this acute, superpower, ESP thing going on.
I wouldn't cheat on her, loves her 2 much but sometimes i feel like entertaining stupid flittery just to test if she's 4 real and yep, she always knows.
That's really the downside of being with a self-realised, smart a** woman. I couldn't get away with shit!
At the same time, i can't stand bimbos, period! They bore me to limpness.
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u gotta have clean jobs homes, no suspicions n sht, my chick thnks im this faithful, nerdy Bf, she doesnt knw i had sex with one her friends last month!
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Get a room
8)
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So wifey wants to know why i lied, i'm like "u should actually be proud that yo nigga's the most wanted but only u got me, got me". well, let's just say, i found my self on the couch, plus she won't let me hit it at least 4 a week just as a matter of principle.
I still can't get the desperate slut off my back!
Your thinking is messed up. When she did not want to let you hit, you should have hollered at the desperate slut.And make it clear to her that she's only getting because she cost you elsewhere so she knows her place.
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So wifey wants to know why i lied, i'm like "u should actually be proud that yo nigga's the most wanted but only u got me, got me". well, let's just say, i found my self on the couch, plus she won't let me hit it at least 4 a week just as a matter of principle.
I still can't get the desperate slut off my back!
Your thinking is messed up. When she did not want to let you hit, you should have hollered at the desperate slut.And make it clear to her that she's only getting because she cost you elsewhere so she knows her place.
Know her place? where wud that be? Look man, not every nigga out there is an aspiring a**hole. I flirt with bitches 4 the f*** of it, not coz I'm lookin to cheat, even if I was why wud I wanna do it with sluts who throw themselves at a nigga?!
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@codenamd- luk kid i dont appreciate it when homos like u talk shit to me, someone needs to skul neyo n CB faggot fans like u. yo Touarag we u at mane? money? Earl? deacon my bitch?
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@codenamd- luk kid i dont appreciate it when homos like u talk shit to me, someone needs to skul neyo n CB faggot fans like u. yo Touarag we u at mane? money? Earl? deacon my bitch?
U r such a sad case! Why u responding to the Seeking Crews thread here? Coz u tryna avoid exposing the pure loser, pitiable whimpering and abject misery f***ery with which u portrayed yoself on that thread?
Who's neo & cb? f*** all that! Don't b mad @ me coz the bitch in u is feeling rejected. If i'm the faggot, y was u tryna attach yoself to me, talkin about 'that codename kid is ill', getn defensive about being a homo, as if sum1 said u was...& then calln on yo boys when u realise u exposed yo faggot status, then some!
Man, i hate mafackaz like u with low self-esteem who cum online & try 2 bully people. Go back 2 school or counselling clearly circumcision camp did nothing 4 yo a**, biaatch!
A pity u have to live with yoself!
M
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@codenamd- luk kid i dont appreciate it when homos like u talk shit to me, someone needs to skul neyo n CB faggot fans like u. yo Touarag we u at mane? money? Earl? deacon my bitch?
U r such a sad case! Why u responding to the Seeking Crews thread here? Coz u tryna avoid exposing the pure loser, pitiable whimpering and abject misery f***ery with which u portrayed yoself on that thread?
Who's neo & cb? f*** all that! Don't b mad @ me coz the bitch in u is feeling rejected. If i'm the faggot, y was u tryna attach yoself to me, talkin about 'that codename kid is ill', getn defensive about being a homo, as if sum1 said u was...& then calln on yo boys when u realise u exposed yo faggot status, then some!
Man, i hate mafackaz like u with low self-esteem who cum online & try 2 bully people. Go back 2 school or counselling clearly circumcision camp did nothing 4 yo a**, biaatch!
A pity u have to live with yoself!
Game, set, match!
Winner: COdename.
Kid with swag :Butthurt
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lmao, this codename kid is the shit. NO HOMO, thats actually funny, yo recent news is that 2day i had the guts to dump a hot broad 4 no reason.
anisaxokiselani...
smh
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Ayt kid, suck Terreblanche, ima ignore ur horny dickriding a**, u prolly run when sht gets hot, u pussy maxwell die hard fan!
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Ayt kid, suck Terreblanche, ima ignore ur horny dickriding a**, u prolly run when sht gets hot, u pussy maxwell die hard fan!
ok
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Ayt kid, suck Terreblanche, ima ignore ur horny dickriding a**, u prolly run when sht gets hot, u pussy maxwell die hard fan!
ok
I cant believe you niggas dont have mad on your ignore lists
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I like hotwings...f*** KFC!
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my chick on de side 1 night we chattin on the phone and i made sum silly sexual comment tryna ease her as i haven't hit that, so she obliges nd goes: "i'll get u a sex toy"
me being the f***a i am, i got excited nd said, i'd like to have u as my sex toy........f***, i ain't neva f***in dat: stupid!
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yo chick is village minded, thats not stupid as far as i knw, matta fact thats sexy NO HOMO, she was prolly lukin 4 something to get rid of ur impotent a** and u being the dumb a** u are, u fell for it!
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Eish yah neh...........uhhhm, Ill probably get dissed and called all type of names for this but I recently.............::nah f*** it I wont tell,lets just say I did some kak and realised she went and told her friend.....yesses there i was thinking I was being "spontaneous" kanti Im settin myself up.
And the messed up thing is that shes not even my main.....jezzzuss.
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village minded
>:(
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she made me buy those kick n boboza shoes!!!
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So wifey wants to know why i lied, i'm like "u should actually be proud that yo nigga's the most wanted but only u got me, got me". well, let's just say, i found my self on the couch, plus she won't let me hit it at least 4 a week just as a matter of principle.
I still can't get the desperate slut off my back!
Your thinking is messed up. When she did not want to let you hit, you should have hollered at the desperate slut.And make it clear to her that she's only getting because she cost you elsewhere so she knows her place.
Know her place? where wud that be? Look man, not every nigga out there is an aspiring a**hole. I flirt with bitches 4 the f*** of it, not coz I'm lookin to cheat, even if I was why wud I wanna do it with sluts who throw themselves at a nigga?!
Man, i dont believe you said that. Why not? oh...wait I know. "Because they throw themselves at everybody" LMAO!
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Told some bitch that i would marry her if she let me hit it, she willingly allowed me then wanted a ring, told her i was inebriated a lil plus i was drunk, she became suicidal and hired dudes to smash a nigga up. damn!