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Pyro you can derail this thread if you like I dont give a f***
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Look! A black car.
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Look! A black car.
my cousin hates back cars. hes a very weird dude.
last week he just showed up in the middle of the week with 24 heineken dumpies.
dude have u tasted grolsch? heard its nice..
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Grolsch is a fine beer indeed.
Come to think of it, I have yet to taste a bad Dutch or Belgian beer.
Carlsberg FTW! Now I can drink it again without people thinking I just drink it cos I'm a Liverpool fan.
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Grolsch is a fine beer indeed.
Come to think of it, I have yet to taste a bad Dutch or Belgian beer.
Carlsberg FTW! Now I can drink it again without people thinking I just drink it cos I'm a Liverpool fan.
its pity all those lames have turned Heineken into such a poser's drink, I have to drink it on the low until they flock to something else
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Not really a fan of Heinie, but it is a good beer.
I prefer Dreher, which is my drink of choice nowadays, when I'm too poor to buy Guinness. Which is almost always.
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damn will have to check this grolsch one out. i dont miss out on good beer.
i cosign deac. these cheeseboys have turned heineken into this coconut beer, more like a beer for flossers and shit. but shit i still like it. the taste is flawless and u dont have to tense ur trachea when swallowing.
i used to down marzen gold a lot. but i quit coz that be exhausting me like hell!
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Windhoek draught over everything..........shit last a nigga mad long and it doesnt come with the unwanted dick-riders who sip Heineken....sies!!!! oh yeah, and it will fuk a nigga up too
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I quit beer because it makes me go home with women.
no really i quit beet for real now. im sad about it because this happens just months after I have realise what a great tasting beer black label is. I want to cry when i think about it.
farewell to beer.
Wine and Whiskey will remain my friends for a long time, especially whiskey since I barely get tipsy on it now matter how much of it I drink.
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I quit beer because it makes me go home with women.
no really i quit beet for real now. im sad about it because this happens just months after I have realise what a great tasting beer black label is. I want to cry when i think about it.
farewell to beer.
Wine
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thanks for the support people.im going to rest now. i hope u proceed with the good work until tommorrow.
beer heads like liquidz and aa still havent sad anything.
keep the movement going!
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I quit beer because it makes me go home with women.
no really i quit beet for real now. im sad about it because this happens just months after I have realise what a great tasting beer black label is. I want to cry when i think about it.
farewell to beer.
Wine
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lol yeah that sad.
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f*** you guys
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f*** you guys
You know rama this was a decent attempt at a themed thread then you went and threw unnecessary shots @ pyro begging for a derailment
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i've really given Heineken a chance and it failed to impress me. Grolch i tried, wasn't really moved. I like Windhoek draft but i hate the lager, black label is too sweet for me. I can do Amstel but it gets me drunk quick, which is not always the aim.
I honestly think Castle lager is the best beer in the world or atleast the world confined to waht i've tasted. I've never had a castle lager hangove no matter how much of it i have. me and my friend can do 24 long toms and still wake up fine and thats very important to me.. Castle lager... :)
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i've really given Heineken a chance and it failed to impress me. Grolch i tried, wasn't really moved. I like Windhoek draft but i hate the lager, black label is too sweet for me. I can do Amstel but it gets me drunk quick, which is not always the aim.
I honestly think Castle lager is the best beer in the world or atleast the world confined to waht i've tasted. I've never had a castle lager hangove no matter how much of it i have. me and my friend can do 24 long toms and still wake up fine and thats very important to me.. Castle lager... :)
all this you've just said is 'soft' BLACK LABEL is a marvel...sweet at times but gets it going...it does things to the point...if you're looking for taste do food, if you looking to get drunk just drink. by the by i take beer offers via pm...feel free send one sometime ;)
@ Boss uyacaca ungunolali shem...they only drink heiniken in your hood during the festive season...you remind me of niggas who use to reinact episodes of Martin even though they've never watched the shit...pm your christmas beer wishlist, might decide to post a prezzie to Queenstown...f*** what you heard, i'm really nice
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Fcuk what you heard, Castle Lager is the god when it comes to beers...It is sad nowadays it's going the Heineken way being a poser beer nx! by the way what's with heineken drinkers and cans I see it's the IT thing if you drink from a can....smh! me Korts all the way
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I been saving this thread to read at work coz i thought it was about EYE CANDY...not f***ing Black Cars!
Dissapointment!
I quit beer because it makes me go home with women.
no really i quit beet for real now. im sad about it because this happens just months after I have realise what a great tasting beer black label is. I want to cry when i think about it.
farewell to beer.
Wine and Whiskey will remain my friends for a long time, especially whiskey since I barely get tipsy on it now matter how much of it I drink.
RR...your logic baffles me...BUT...i respect that...
BUT Blaming BEER for your hoe antics is a new low!
Beer does what?
Black Label IS a really good beer, just avoid the Expired Korts from maGumede.
drink a fresh dumpie at a reputable place and the taste smell and Texture NUMBER one..
briCK Beer rating
BEERS I WILL NEVER DRINK!!
1) Marzen
2) Bavaria
3) ALL lights
4) Miller
5) Bud
6) Peroni
BEERS I SHOULD NOT BE DRINKING
1) Amstel
2) Windeok
3) Hansa
4) Milk Stout
BEERS I DRINK ON THE SLY
1) Heneken
2) Black
BEER
1) Guiness
2) Grolsh
3) Stella (Draught)
f*** I am thirsty now!
I DO NOT DRINK BEER FROM A CAN!
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i've really given Heineken a chance and it failed to impress me. Grolch i tried, wasn't really moved. I like Windhoek draft but i hate the lager, black label is too sweet for me. I can do Amstel but it gets me drunk quick, which is not always the aim.
I honestly think Castle lager is the best beer in the world or atleast the world confined to waht i've tasted. I've never had a castle lager hangove no matter how much of it i have. me and my friend can do 24 long toms and still wake up fine and thats very important to me.. Castle lager... :)
all this you've just said is 'soft' BLACK LABEL is a marvel...sweet at times but gets it going...it does things to the point...if you're looking for taste do food, if you looking to get drunk just drink. by the by i take beer offers via pm...feel free send one sometime ;)
My Nigga! if you looking for taste do what?
lol yeah ...
You Do black lable korts right?
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I thought it was a public knowledge that Castle Lager is the God when it comes to beers.
you can also catch me with Amstel, Windoek Draught...Guiness is the new kid on the block for me.
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i've really given Heineken a chance and it failed to impress me. Grolch i tried, wasn't really moved. I like Windhoek draft but i hate the lager, black label is too sweet for me. I can do Amstel but it gets me drunk quick, which is not always the aim.
I honestly think Castle lager is the best beer in the world or atleast the world confined to waht i've tasted. I've never had a castle lager hangove no matter how much of it i have. me and my friend can do 24 long toms and still wake up fine and thats very important to me.. Castle lager... :)
all this you've just said is 'soft' BLACK LABEL is a marvel...sweet at times but gets it going...it does things to the point...if you're looking for taste do food, if you looking to get drunk just drink. by the by i take beer offers via pm...feel free send one sometime ;)
My Nigga! if you looking for taste do what?
lol yeah ...
You Do black lable korts right?
If the QUARTS question is directed to me...oh lawdy lawd yes, strongly...i don't break them and stab people afterwards...i play nice
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Guinness is God.
I am surprised that no one else drinks Dreher.
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I quit beer because it makes me go home with women.
no really i quit beet for real now. im sad about it because this happens just months after I have realise what a great tasting beer black label is. I want to cry when i think about it.
farewell to beer.
Wine and Whiskey will remain my friends for a long time, especially whiskey since I barely get tipsy on it now matter how much of it I drink.
RR...your logic baffles me...BUT...i respect that...
BUT Blaming BEER for your hoe antics is a new low!
not entirely blaming beer but it plays a role. so i will not touch that thing ever again. but again, im saying that is not the source of my problem. right now i got the biggest woman problem in my life. this beats all the shit that has ever happened to me when it comes to females
so....
please bare with me while I bitch for probably another five more weeks. the count down has started. I'll take out my stress here unless something changes next week.
right now I feel like going home to finish the two thirds of the wine bottle I have left. never thought any stress would make me turn to alcohol. but my plan was to work till late so i'll try to stay focus and be productive.
enough about this. I need Anna in my life to make me feel better. Anna, do you drink beer?
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I bought Mystic Mint Absinthe which was 55% alc @ Makro for just R136 and thought it was. then saw another gold edition of 65% alc @ pic n pay which cost R429 wtf? are we getting ripped-off or what? whats the normal price? 151 Bacardi Rum 75.5% is the sh!t whisky or rum for me no beer ps.
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People still buy booze based on its alcohol content?
I thought we stopped doing that after high school.
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People still buy booze based on its alcohol content?
I thought we stopped doing that after high school.
and the shit i drank because of the percentage, some tasted like cough mixture, some purple and burned my throat, some creamy cream but still tasted like shit...those interhouses tendencies, spending your tuck money at the bottle store...the tallest, dumbest one goes in with the school track top worn inside out.
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I'll a**ume he's only been drinking for a year
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eyo is it me or u take a lot of time to cum during sex if uve had too much whiskey, brandy or black label? swear to god this happens more often nowadays, some bitch said i ad viagra before the smash and she told that to her friends, i had no choice but to spit on semi-blonde afro.
i will not drink marzn again, its too much for a skinny cat.
i insist heinekein and castle lite are nice (f*** the larger that shit wreckes my throat)
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People still buy booze based on its alcohol content?
I thought we stopped doing that after high school.
and the shit i drank because of the percentage, some tasted like cough mixture, some purple and burned my throat, some creamy cream but still tasted like shit...those interhouses tendencies, spending your tuck money at the bottle store...the tallest, dumbest one goes in with the school track top worn inside out.
Fo real...its like I was pulled over at roadblock...the cops asks...have you been drink...to which i say yes...
he asks what?
I says Guiness Draught....he give the ??? the f*** is that look...
and he asks whats the percentage..i burst out loling and told him I am not in High School...THAT got my
disrespectful a** breatherlyzed but I keep mustard in the car BITCH!.
So I pa**ed that shit took off loling straight to the next Pub!
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Guinness is God.
I am surprised that no one else drinks Dreher.
I was tempted to try dreher last night but ended up reaching for the windhoek draught next to it maybe next time I still need to try grohlsch too
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People still buy booze based on its alcohol content?
I thought we stopped doing that after high school.
and the shit i drank because of the percentage, some tasted like cough mixture, some purple and burned my throat, some creamy cream but still tasted like shit...those interhouses tendencies, spending your tuck money at the bottle store...the tallest, dumbest one goes in with the school track top worn inside out.
Fo real...its like I was pulled over at roadblock...the cops asks...have you been drink...to which i say yes...
he asks what?
I says Guiness Draught....he give the ??? the f*** is that look...
and he asks whats the percentage..i burst out loling and told him I am not in High School...THAT got my
disrespectful a** breatherlyzed but I keep mustard in the car BITCH!.
So I pa**ed that shit took off loling straight to the next Pub!
LMAO! Does mustard work. I hear salt helps. I also hear that a mouthwash helps. Talk people.
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sucking on copper coins also works.
money is dirty but apparently sucking on a 5cent coin will work best.
I aint never tried it my self...but the Mustard has been what i used for the ALL the tim.
MOUTH wash I doubt it but I dunno!
Ginger will mask the smell...but dunno bout a Breathalyzer!
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I doubt that there is any proper way to fool a breathalyser.
Mouthwashes usually contain alcohol, so they would actually make you score higher.
Only possible way I can think of, is maybe sucking on activated charcoal tablets, but then you'll have a black mouth.
I found this on Wiki:
Breath testers can be very sensitive to temperature, for example, and will give false readings if not adjusted or recalibrated to account for ambient or surrounding air temperatures. The temperature of the subject is also very important.[citation needed]
Breathing pattern can also significantly affect breath test results. One study found that the BAC readings of subjects decreased 11–14% after running up one flight of stairs and 22–25% after doing so twice. Another study found a 15% decrease in BAC readings after vigorous exercise or hyperventilation. Hyperventilation for 20 seconds has been shown to lower the reading by approximately 32%. On the other hand, holding one's breath for 30 seconds can increase the breath test result by about 28%.[citation needed]
Some breath analysis machines a**ume a hematocrit (cell volume of blood) of 47%. However, hematocrit values range from 42 to 52% in men and from 37 to 47% in women. A person with a lower hematocrit will have a falsely high BAC reading.
Research indicates that breath tests can vary at least 15% from actual blood alcohol concentration. An estimated 23% of individuals tested will have a BAC reading higher than their true BAC. Police in Victoria, Australia, use breathalyzers that give a recognized 20% tolerance on readings. Noel Ashby, former Victoria Police a**istant Commissioner (Traffic & Transport), claims that this tolerance is to allow for different body types.[11]
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Mouth wash contains alcohol. I dont think its a good idea to use that shit when you are facing the breathalizer
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Yeah mouthwash sounds stupid...
I dunno if mustard works but when I am lit I am cocky and have unbelievable
confidence that mind over machine takes PLACE..I refuse to be aressted!
BUT i almost got arrested on Sat morning at around 3am., I was quite drunk and I normally don't drink and drive
but I had to pick some girl who had a fight with her boyfriend...problem is this girl in particular brings out the
simp in me as a result I will not continue the simp tale!
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relapsed. I me a whole lot of black labels on saturday at the Pa** event because I spent two hours without finding a corkscrew for my wine bottles. I got tired of watching other people drinking and having a great time. ;D
I swear I will never touch beer again after this though.
hey something wrong with Black Label though. the following day my body would not tolerated it when i tried drinking it. I was starting to feel sick then i stopped and started drinking water. maybe i should have eaten enough before I drank it?
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i f***s with black label cautiously, it has left me in some less that desirable situation's, i totally respect it.
plus the hangover aint nothing to joke with.
i take 2 maybe 3 and i dip.
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relapsed.
GREAT!! So i a**ume you f***ed a girl!
Drinking black korts on consecutive days will f*** you up!
at least it does me!
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relapsed.
GREAT!! So i a**ume you f***ed a girl!
I let one of the most horrible ex-girls kiss me. she hotter than a motherf***er though, daym! What I'm proud of is that I refused to go home with her. I told her no, I ain't having it. :)
However, I could have easily slipt because there were two women I thought would be my weakness. they were everywhere i was the whole weekend. one of them has this gay friend who told me im a slow when he hinted to me that she wants me. *dont be slow now* "Dont be slow now"
I will say she is my weakness because one of these days it will happen. Anna please help me out now. help me avoid this.
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I let one of the most horrible ex-girls kiss me. she hotter than a motherf***er though, daym! What I'm proud of is that I refused to go home with her. I told her no, I ain't having it. :)
brck would be so proud of u
However, I could have easily slipt because there were two women I thought would be my weakness. they were everywhere i was the whole weekend. one of them has this gay friend who told me im a slow when he hinted to me that she wants me. *dont be slow now* "Dont be slow now"
I will say she is my weakness because one of these days it will happen. Anna please help me out now. help me avoid this.
u cant have done all that work to succumb to this here. say no, say "Hoe No"
lol!
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I let one of the most horrible ex-girls kiss me. she hotter than a motherf***er though, daym! What I'm proud of is that I refused to go home with her. I told her no, I ain't having it. :)
brck would be so proud of u
However, I could have easily slipt because there were two women I thought would be my weakness. they were everywhere i was the whole weekend. one of them has this gay friend who told me im a slow when he hinted to me that she wants me. *dont be slow now* "Dont be slow now"
I will say she is my weakness because one of these days it will happen. Anna please help me out now. help me avoid this.
u cant have done all that work to succumb to this here. say no, say "Hoe No"
lol!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I didnt see that one coming. haha! ey bra its gonna be hard, she too hot, even more interesting she taller than me. she models too I think. how am I gonna avoid this. let wait and see.
ey you know what f*** this shit. im not touching her. I'm starting to feel at peace now that I've been avoiding these women so let me now invite trouble to my life.
oh theres another i said no to but will talk about her in the future.
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I am somewhat conflicted...
advising guys and giving tip and examples of avoiding pussy has some homosexual under tones
not to mention creating more female enemies! its not enough that there gay guys denying
females dick, no!!!! briCK is starting a cult movemnet to shun pussy!
BITCHES COULD JUST THROTTLE ME...
Random Bitch: Hi RR you don't have to do or say shit! point me to the room!
RR: No Hoe!!
RB: No hoe what?
RR: I aint having those pussy walls
RB: YOU TURNING FREE PUSSY DOWN? I KNOW YOU AINT GAY BUT WHY?
RR: briCK taught me to have a back bone!
RB: dark skinned full of shit pussy turning down briCK?
RR: One and only
RB: Next time you see that motherf***er just remmind him has been added to [ENTER AREA CODE] female hitlist!
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I am somewhat conflicted...
advising guys and giving tip and examples of avoiding pussy has some homosexual under tones
not to mention creating more female enemies! its not enough that there gay guys denying
females dick, no!!!! briCK is starting a cult movemnet to shun pussy!
BITCHES COULD JUST THROTTLE ME...
Random Bitch: Hi RR you don't have to do or say shit! point me to the room!
RR: No Hoe!!
RB: No hoe what?
RR: I aint having those pussy walls
RB: YOU TURNING FREE PUSSY DOWN? I KNOW YOU AINT GAY BUT WHY?
RR: briCK taught me to have a back bone!
RB: dark skinned full of shit pussy turning down briCK?
RR: One and only
RB: Next time you see that motherf***er just remmind him has been added to [ENTER AREA CODE] female hitlist!
hahahah
Im thinking of priniting a t-shirt with this line on "briCK taught me to have a back bone!"
hahah
put that line at the back of a T-Shit while the front says "Hoe NO"
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Anna please help me out now. help me avoid this.
Ha! Trust, I would only add to your problems.
Besides, this depriving yourself business doesn't sound fun at all...
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Anna please help me out now. help me avoid this.
Ha! Trust, I would only add to your problems.
Besides, this depriving yourself business doesn't sound fun at all...
>:(
BAIT!
Anna wa**up?
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Anna please help me out now. help me avoid this.
Ha! Trust, I would only add to your problems.
Besides, this depriving yourself business doesn't sound fun at all...
Broads are alway comming up with innovative means of getting guys to save them. For once I'd like to see a broad save a nigga...just once ana
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Broads are alway comming up with innovative means of getting guys to save them. For once I'd like to see a broad save a nigga...just once ana
Cool.
From now on we're officially together RR. Problem solved. Miraculously you are now cured of your penchant for drink and women. *throws holy water* *cues Badu's 'Fall in Love - Your funeral* *flies to Cape Town*
Brick!
What's good?
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Broads are alway comming up with innovative means of getting guys to save them. For once I'd like to see a broad save a nigga...just once ana
Cool.
From now on we're officially together RR. Problem solved. Miraculously you are now cured of your penchant for drink and women. *throws holy water* *cues Badu's 'Fall in Love - Your funeral* *flies to Cape Town*
Brick!
What's good?
LACHEIM!