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Title: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: Ramorethetho on March 28, 2011, 09:27:20 AM
Check this article from Sunday World

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While Bafana Bafana midfielder Kagisho Dikgacoi was jumping over his opponents’ feet on the field, his ex-teammate Aaron Mokoena was allegedly jumping the bones of his girlfriend, Thabang Modise.

It is alleged the two have been seeing each other behind Dikgacoi’s back for a while now.

Mokoena is married to Jwalane.

News that Mokoena and Modise did the horizontal came to the fore when the two were seen getting lovey-dovey at Cocoon restaurant in Sandton on Wednesday.

“From there they went to the Raddison Blue Hotel, where they spent the night together,” says our source, who asked not to be named.

It is alleged that Mokoena left in the wee hours of Thursday morning.

After their tryst they exchanged SMSes, which were leaked to Sunday World.

They read, in part:

Thabang: hey sexy, u vukile? (are you up)

‘Me’ (Aaron): hey love. Yes I’m up. U looked beautiful last night. Couldn’t take my eyes off you.

Thabang: thank you, u ddnt luk bad urslf.

Me: thnx baby, but the part I liked the most was the love making afterwards. U good, u very good. But next time we should get CD’s ok. I hate taking the risk we took.

Thabang: yebo Gogo, I heard you loud and clear. Will never get us into trouble. So relax.

Me: I can only relax if and when you tell me u got the pill.

Thabang: okay okay okay, I dnt want a brat either. I’m gonna go get them now. L8r.

Me:l8r baby, I got a Bafana press conference tomoro. Wish me luck.

When asked about her affair with Mokoena, Modise said: “I can’t confirm or deny anything.

“You are journalist doing your job.

“Whoever gave you that is their problem because what is happening between me and Aaron or Kagisho has nothing to do with them or with you.”

Attempts to solicit comment from Mokoena drew a blank.

He promised to talk to us after his press conference in Sandton on Friday.

“I’m rushing into a meeting. Please call me after an hour,” he said.

When we called him on the cellphone number he gave us it was answered by a woman who works for his foundation.

“I’m in a meeting. Can’t talk,” she said.

We sent her an SMS, to which she replied: “Hi, apologies I have been in meetings all afternoon. Aaron is now in the studio till late and I’m no longer with him.”

We tried to phone Mokoena on his international number, but it rang unanswered.

He ignored the SMS we sent him.

Dikgacoi could not be reached as he was in camp for last night’s match.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on March 28, 2011, 09:41:29 AM
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: qyoo on March 28, 2011, 11:39:33 AM
And of course falling pregnant is this chick's biggest concern. Like HIV is some much fabled myth.
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Post by: The Angry Hand of God on March 28, 2011, 11:49:24 AM
Famous people don't get Aids.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on March 28, 2011, 11:52:40 AM
And of course falling pregnant is this chick's biggest concern. Like HIV is some much fabled myth.


the issue of sex and the lack of protection is an interesting one, the lack of education is not an argument anymore, and it cuts across cla**es. i wish someone could do a study on this. cos i find it quite interesting.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on March 28, 2011, 12:35:07 PM
"It feels better without a condom", "I can't find condoms that fit", "I don't eat sweets with a wrapper", "I don't eat bananas with a peel", "I'm on the pill"...

Choose your stupidity.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: Bashin on March 28, 2011, 12:55:30 PM
Bullshit !!anyone who believes this is retarded..

The condom issue is very funny.dudes only use it for the first few weeks or months..uthi uyabona emva koko sebebetha ngentloko ukuqina
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on March 28, 2011, 01:17:48 PM
I don't believe any of that shit obviously. I was simply giving a few of the excuses some people use to justify their stupidity.

I have to admit, I've also slipped up a few times in the past. At least it was with people who I had been tested with, so the only risk was pregnancy.

Nowadays I won't even do that though, cos these chicks are deceptive as f*** and if she cheats and comes back to f*** you, you could end up getting diseases.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: Touareg on March 28, 2011, 01:18:00 PM
This is BS...

Proper english...
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: fahfee on March 28, 2011, 01:34:05 PM
This is Gossip...

Proper tea and tennis-biscuits style...
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: RearrangedReality on March 28, 2011, 02:04:30 PM
This is Gossip...

Proper tea and tennis-biscuits style...

Im saying'

Cant believe people buy this kind of a newspaper. As for the journalist... I really have no words.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on March 28, 2011, 02:23:45 PM
Sadly, papers like these are the biggest sellers worldwide. Says a lot about humanity, huh?
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Post by: RearrangedReality on March 28, 2011, 02:37:00 PM
Sadly, papers like these are the biggest sellers worldwide. Says a lot about humanity, huh?

Die Son claims they hit over 900 000 readers a day, they trying to reach a million. I was like what? 900 000??? damn! no wonder politician get their way so easy.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: Bashin on March 28, 2011, 05:12:08 PM
And of course falling pregnant is this chick's biggest concern. Like HIV is some much fabled myth.


the issue of sex and the lack of protection is an interesting one, the lack of education is not an argument anymore, and it cuts across cla**es. i wish someone could do a study on this. cos i find it quite interesting.

 



real interestin.plus somehow i find these bishes take it as a 'sign of trust an love' when a nigga insist on not using the rubber..and i aint talkin rural girls..cos rural peeps don't use condoms PERIOD !!
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: Boss on March 28, 2011, 08:10:37 PM
bashin i find that "rural people dont use condoms" statement offesnive,, u shudve just said "some" thats just being snobbish and ignorant. we  use condoms on a regular basis,we got awarenes campaigns everywere and we got non-govermental aids structures. its township people that dont use rubbers!
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: qyoo on March 29, 2011, 11:20:25 AM
And of course falling pregnant is this chick's biggest concern. Like HIV is some much fabled myth.


the issue of sex and the lack of protection is an interesting one, the lack of education is not an argument anymore, and it cuts across cla**es. i wish someone could do a study on this. cos i find it quite interesting.

Absolutely. That would be some research I'd definitely be interested in seeing/reading. I've recently come back to RSA after being away for a very long time, so it's fair to say that I'm still playing catch up in terms of understanding the cultural landscape and headspace of South Africans.

One thing I've been ma**ively shocked and taken aback by is the very lax attitude so many South Africans have towards protection... and as you said, it's from all cross sections of South African society rural/urban/working cla**/middle cla** - the whole gamut! It's f***ing frightening and heartbreaking. I just can't wrap my head around what is behind this seemingly lax/carefree attitude.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: RearrangedReality on March 29, 2011, 11:54:02 AM
And of course falling pregnant is this chick's biggest concern. Like HIV is some much fabled myth.


the issue of sex and the lack of protection is an interesting one, the lack of education is not an argument anymore, and it cuts across cla**es. i wish someone could do a study on this. cos i find it quite interesting.

Absolutely. That would be some research I'd definitely be interested in seeing/reading. I've recently come back to RSA after being away for a very long time, so it's fair to say that I'm still playing catch up in terms of understanding the cultural landscape and headspace of South Africans.

One thing I've been ma**ively shocked and taken aback by is the very lax attitude so many South Africans have towards protection... and as you said, it's from all cross sections of South African society rural/urban/working cla**/middle cla** - the whole gamut! It's f***ing frightening and heartbreaking. I just can't wrap my head around what is behind this seemingly lax/carefree attitude.

stresses the point even further
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: Tuboy on March 29, 2011, 11:57:36 AM
And of course falling pregnant is this chick's biggest concern. Like HIV is some much fabled myth.


the issue of sex and the lack of protection is an interesting one, the lack of education is not an argument anymore, and it cuts across cla**es. i wish someone could do a study on this. cos i find it quite interesting.

Absolutely. That would be some research I'd definitely be interested in seeing/reading. I've recently come back to RSA after being away for a very long time, so it's fair to say that I'm still playing catch up in terms of understanding the cultural landscape and headspace of South Africans.

One thing I've been ma**ively shocked and taken aback by is the very lax attitude so many South Africans have towards protection... and as you said, it's from all cross sections of South African society rural/urban/working cla**/middle cla** - the whole gamut! It's f***ing frightening and heartbreaking. I just can't wrap my head around what is behind this seemingly lax/carefree attitude.

stresses the point even further

LMAO yeah double R
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: K'niep Tang on March 29, 2011, 12:28:30 PM
And of course falling pregnant is this chick's biggest concern. Like HIV is some much fabled myth.


the issue of sex and the lack of protection is an interesting one, the lack of education is not an argument anymore, and it cuts across cla**es. i wish someone could do a study on this. cos i find it quite interesting.

Absolutely. That would be some research I'd definitely be interested in seeing/reading. I've recently come back to RSA after being away for a very long time, so it's fair to say that I'm still playing catch up in terms of understanding the cultural landscape and headspace of South Africans.

One thing I've been ma**ively shocked and taken aback by is the very lax attitude so many South Africans have towards protection... and as you said, it's from all cross sections of South African society rural/urban/working cla**/middle cla** - the whole gamut! It's f***ing frightening and heartbreaking. I just can't wrap my head around what is behind this seemingly lax/carefree attitude.

I've learnt a new word today. Props to you qyoo
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: RearrangedReality on March 29, 2011, 12:32:41 PM
was actually thinking Im gonna start using it too. lol
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: briCK on March 29, 2011, 07:24:26 PM
HIV stories are scary..

a rural bitch i have f***ed numerous times tells me shit like..

"you look healthy..so hit it raw!!!"

I found this disturbing ignorant and slutty..

so she means unhealthy niggas she makes em strap up?

i was disgusted, but she has these thunder thighs...so i strapped up..told her i "f***ed a shady girl yesterday don't wanna give you anything"

another ex floosie of mine said...if she climaxes during sex she will get preggers! ignorance like this is abound.

then there is the "i am not ovulating just hit this with no fuss!" types  :o

these bitches fear getting pregnant more than death itself...wow a strange species we share the world with!

Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on March 30, 2011, 08:03:13 AM
I hooked up with a chick at a club one night. Half an hour after meeting, we're at her place and she is on some "I don't have condoms, but I'm on the pill" bullshit. I politely refused the offer, but did accept a handjob and came in her face. I felt like I should pay her something afterwards.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: RearrangedReality on March 30, 2011, 08:20:59 AM
@Pyro and briCK

Damn!
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Post by: Killa Merc on March 30, 2011, 08:46:13 AM
Mad crazy stories.There is this one broad who always said "condom" the minute I started kissing her or acted like I want to hit. Ish irritated me coz I always had and was planning to take them out but I was happy coz it meant she safe. We hit it for more than 5 months with a condom all the time. The snatch was damn good. Had me going past her crib from the office on the daily. She would call me in the middle of the night and want to come over. Anyway, one day she on top of me, she just got up and removed the condom and put it back in. Bust a nut like that and got up, mad at her (as mad as one can be after nutting) energy all zapped up and asked what the F is wrong with her. She said. "Dont worry...I'll get morning after pills. "I was like   ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
And AIDS? She said " Hawu, it's been 5 or 6 months now...I can trust you. Whats your problem?"
I said "Thing is I still cant trust you" She said "I tested a few weeks ago and I'm fine"  Showed me the results and all.
But that was the beginning of the end of one of the best snatches I ever came across...The midnight calls came 1nce in 2 weeks. And this was at a time when I had no serious chick.
Later she called saying she knows how stupid she was but I was in a serious relationship...and could not care. Saw her last week and felt sorry for her but I'm not going back! These chicks are strange!
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on March 30, 2011, 09:03:11 AM
Let's all be honest though, raw poon is heavenly.

"Aint no pussy good enough to get burned while I'm up in it" though.

I had a similar experience with a chick from Lesotho once. She wanted me to put it in her a**, and didn't have lube. So, she pulls out some vaseline.

I told her that shit will cause the condom to tear and she asked why I wanna use a condom, cos she couldn't get pregnant from being pounded in the a**. I told her pregnancy is the least of my worries.

Ended up not even needing lube. Just spit on it and it slid right in.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: briCK on March 30, 2011, 10:21:07 AM
I almost got married cos of raw poon....

this how bad shit was bitch was blatently f***ing the WHOLE world...it was time before condoms were a MUST.(1995ish).

i would find a notes(Cell phones were not for all)  with numbers and "rude" messages, she would come to me with hickies...
when i would start going ape shit she would pull my face to hers...grab my hand and put it on the snatch and I would be busting a loading in 5minutes sucking my thumb telling her "its my fault for letting niggaz give her hickies...because i was waisting time and not marrying her"

i would miss cla** (teckinkon for weeks...marrinading in that snatch) i walked out an exam coz she walked past the exam room...waved at me!

I found naked with a nigga ....i apologized for invading her privacy hit revrun, closed the door and waited for her to come and tell me i was invading her privacy...

..amongst the most shamefull years of my life....

I was saved by a lesss obvious slut, who also gave it to me raw...lucky she was serious bout school so shed give me head after 1hour of study, i'd go down on her after another...and i'd only hit that after three hours...

Engineering Mathematics and digital electronics never looked to good to study...

I miss technikon!!!!!  :'(
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Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on March 30, 2011, 10:47:29 AM
hahahah! funniest shit.
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Post by: K'niep Tang on March 30, 2011, 11:04:23 AM
^^^ Tell me this shit would not sell in a book? briCK stay losing for not publishing this shit!
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Post by: Killa Merc on March 30, 2011, 11:08:08 AM
HAHAHA! Thats some crazy ish Brick!

Peeps tell me this. Do you hit it raw after y'all bothe tested together? One chick said we should this a few years back. Fortunately I discovered that she was a cheating trifling bitch before I caught anything or hit raw on the regular.   
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on March 30, 2011, 11:13:53 AM
I used to do it, after getting tested with one chick. Won't do it again though, cos she also cheated, then came home and wanted to f*** me. Luckily I was too drunk, so I didn't and then when I woke up she got an sms from her friend telling her shit about cheating. I read it and told her to f*** off.

Just imagine if I hadn't been drunk, I would have gotten some dirty f***er's sloppy seconds and could have caught something, thinking that we are both safe. Alcohol is a wonderful gift from God.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: Tuboy on March 30, 2011, 11:32:06 AM
^^^ Tell me this shit would not sell in a book? briCK stay losing for not publishing this shit!

Word briCk do it man shit i'd buy the first copy lol
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Post by: briCK on March 30, 2011, 04:21:20 PM
Another 16yr old gives me a "come f*** look" I will publish my book from prison!
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Post by: illmas on March 30, 2011, 04:37:05 PM
Another 16yr old gives me a "come f*** look" I will publish my book from prison!

ha ha ha CLa**IC!
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: fahfee on March 31, 2011, 10:33:21 AM
LOL. This thread took another direction. I have a feeling Zuma will glady write the foreword to Bricks book. Haha
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: msdeane on March 31, 2011, 04:43:53 PM
this thread is funny and am very glad u guys are very informed or rather you always opt to strap it up when its time to do the nasty  but it seems like the only stories you are sharing are about women who constantly initiate the 'lets not strap up' idea???

on the occasions when u used to tap without? (those who have) was it still us AGAIN initiating it?  me I wanna know cz that means we 'could' be the main culprits for spreading this AIDS shit?
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: briCK on April 01, 2011, 08:41:25 AM
intresting question ms dean...

well i wouldn't really know much abou other niggas' mating habits.

my personal experience has been that different girls different levels of risk.

in about 2002, i met a girl at the club she gave me the eyes from begining and me being me paid her no mind till she saw subtle dpn't work with a sexy beast like me.

long story short..she refused to let me hit it raw in the car outside the club..we went(in yeoville) flat to flat asking for rubbers...no exergaration..thats how bad she wanted it and how much she wanted to protect.

we got a WHOLE box from some Nigerian dudes who thought the shit was funny.

some girls WILL say no..i have driven to many a shell garage...sure she cold by the time you come back but thirty minutes is worth saving your life from misserry.

THE WOMAN i SHOULD HAVE MARRIED(for the right reasons) we dated for like five years nd she refused to take it to the next level for five years...
when i finally got pisssed and asked she told me was raped once and is afraid of being tested so she does not want to hurt me unknowingly...I mis that broad!

There is plentyno is no types

...then there is the condom carring females...as "noble" the principle is it does not sit well with me for a woman carring rubbers..yes yes yes i know ..but damn yo...why you gotta carry the whole box!


its a self control thing, believe it or not I am the take a no for an answer type.

not the "can we f***?" and you say "no" and then I watch TV...
I mean the if she means no i will respect her...
if you say "i don't think we should be doing this" when you naked and i have put my fingers in you its a bit too late sweets. BUT some guys cant and I bet they more foorceull and guilt girls into unprotected sx.

In fact saying I don't think we should be doing this means "you almost there just don't say anything stupid"

in closing tho my experience is its harder for girls to turn dick down than it is for us to say no to pussy. well for me...

shit i have dismounted for...

shoddy shave job
infolded nipples
clean shaven
her panties and bra mismatched
she kept saying give it to me
she licked my nipple
she licked my naval
she said my pubes looked nice
she smelt like roses
she asked if i love her

the list goes on  and just for the record NO HOMO...AND I am a pussy snob so there!

many a responsible female has slipped up and said f*** the rubber!

married woman allowed me to bust a load,
lecturer (trainee)
Senior manageress

and the incedents were unplanned i suppose that why they were like f*** it might never get it again.

So I personally think females when properly turned on won;t turn back maybe its coz they a**ume you will as a guy always carry...I dunno...BUT after my last HIV test cam clean, I promised to NEVER raw anyone I aint gon marry...that was last year I am shaking in balls bout to take another HIV next month coz well...the little nigga just loves the feel of flesh its gross.
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Post by: Anna Sasin on April 01, 2011, 09:25:16 AM
intresting question ms dean...

shit i have dismounted for...

shoddy shave job
infolded nipples
clean shaven
her panties and bra mismatched
she kept saying give it to me
she licked my nipple
she licked my naval
she said my pubes looked nice
she smelt like roses
she asked if i love her


LMAO!! Interesting list. You must dismount a lot.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on April 01, 2011, 10:00:28 AM
A bad shave job I can overstand. Saying that she loves you is also something I can get. The rest of that list is just strange.

I like them clean shaven. I like my nipples licked. My navel too. I like being licked all over, actually.

I don't mind inverted nipples. I always advise chicks who have them to get a breast exam though, cos it may be a sign of cancer. You still do girls who wear panties?

A chickadee who says give it to me, will have it given to her. Hard.

I like nice smelling womens. I am never complimented on my pubes, cos for the past few months I haven't had any.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on April 01, 2011, 10:39:30 AM
...then there is the condom carring females...as "noble" the principle is it does not sit well with me for a woman carring rubbers..yes yes yes i know ..but damn yo...why you gotta carry the whole box!

hahaha i actually know a lady that does that.

shit i have dismounted for...

shoddy shave job
infolded nipples
clean shaven
her panties and bra mismatched
she kept saying give it to me
she licked my nipple
she licked my naval
she said my pubes looked nice
she smelt like roses
she asked if i love her

the list goes on  and just for the record NO HOMO...AND I am a pussy snob so there!

funniest shit
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: msdeane on April 01, 2011, 11:28:06 AM
on a 'lighter' note (hardly) who's been to raggae nights at ba**line?  twas my first time last nyt. not sure if il go again tho.  iv never seen such hardcore pron on stage with people fully dressed! and I love me a dose of Summit from time to time but Summit has nothing on what I saw last nyt

mad mad humping to reggae and dancehall beats.  felt like such a prude!  this dude had this thick, toned thighs chick lifted in the air, humping her to a beat, lift and dropping her hard and deep onto his stick! tjo raunchy shit! then he laid on the floor and she did the same shit to him! wow!

i left soon after coz i was mortified! lost for words.

initially i was like damn I gots to take these moves home, but it just got a bit too much hey.  any one been? seen something similar?
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on April 01, 2011, 11:47:38 AM
on a 'lighter' note (hardly) who's been to raggae nights at ba**line?  twas my first time last nyt. not sure if il go again tho.  iv never seen such hardcore pron on stage with people fully dressed! and I love me a dose of Summit from time to time but Summit has nothing on what I saw last nyt

mad mad humping to reggae and dancehall beats.  felt like such a prude!  this dude had this thick, toned thighs chick lifted in the air, humping her to a beat, lift and dropping her hard and deep onto his stick! tjo raunchy shit! then he laid on the floor and she did the same shit to him! wow!

i left soon after coz i was mortified! lost for words.

initially i was like damn I gots to take these moves home, but it just got a bit too much hey.  any one been? seen something similar?

been there. does get hectic. quite hectic.
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Post by: Anna Sasin on April 01, 2011, 12:13:55 PM
on a 'lighter' note (hardly) who's been to raggae nights at ba**line?  twas my first time last nyt. not sure if il go again tho.  iv never seen such hardcore pron on stage with people fully dressed! and I love me a dose of Summit from time to time but Summit has nothing on what I saw last nyt

mad mad humping to reggae and dancehall beats.  felt like such a prude!  this dude had this thick, toned thighs chick lifted in the air, humping her to a beat, lift and dropping her hard and deep onto his stick! tjo raunchy shit! then he laid on the floor and she did the same shit to him! wow!

i left soon after coz i was mortified! lost for words.

initially i was like damn I gots to take these moves home, but it just got a bit too much hey.  any one been? seen something similar?

Went there in February with two of my guy friends.

Needless to say they were laughing at my 'saucer' eyes.

Those girls allow themselves to be filmed doing that and its put on youtube. The dj told us one of them has a lot of hits and is 'famous'. And they willing go up on stage, taking turns. I thought one was going to undress.

Other than that, great music and atmosphere.
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Post by: Killa Merc on April 01, 2011, 12:40:12 PM
Worst case for me (besides the one who took the condom off after months of using it) was this young chick who said , after I bust a nut, "did u AT LEAST use a condom?" I was like  :( :( :(  then  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ then  :o :o :o :o :o What kind of question is that? You cant tell the difference?
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: briCK on April 01, 2011, 12:49:18 PM
on a 'lighter' note (hardly) who's been to raggae nights at ba**line?  twas my first time last nyt. not sure if il go again tho.  iv never seen such hardcore pron on stage with people fully dressed! and I love me a dose of Summit from time to time but Summit has nothing on what I saw last nyt

mad mad humping to reggae and dancehall beats.  felt like such a prude!  this dude had this thick, toned thighs chick lifted in the air, humping her to a beat, lift and dropping her hard and deep onto his stick! tjo raunchy shit! then he laid on the floor and she did the same shit to him! wow!

i left soon after coz i was mortified! lost for words.

initially i was like damn I gots to take these moves home, but it just got a bit too much hey.  any one been? seen something similar?


SOUNDS CLUTCH!!!!!

I will be checking out the next one when? and how much?
dry humping is gay but should be fun to see the girls in the crowd..

bases on the responses to this thread....its the best place to pick up freaks(Anna Sa**in) or prudes/ undercover freaks( Ms dean)  8)

word!
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 01, 2011, 01:02:47 PM
I went there but never got in, was hanging around outside the venue with 3 strangers(long story) who brought me there but they had no money to get so I thought, the music was loud enough from outside so i'll just hangout here. No way im paying(R100) for the two niggas(I just dont trust joburg niggas at all), I cant remember what I thought of the girl at the time but she spoke slang quite comfortably for a girly girl. I do remember that on my way home I discovered she carried a condom with her.

Oh snap I remember now how I met the girl. I first met her at the last years CT Jazzfestival took her number then hooked up when I came to Jozi for back to the city.

I dont know about yall but for me its weird hearing a girl say, "so' bloma hie" on choosing a table at a restaurant.

briCK I know what you thinking. save it.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: briCK on April 01, 2011, 01:36:29 PM
@RR nah hommie I also can stand those slang editorial Cappadona bitches...

what I am however concerned about is about being stuck with strange niggaz...BUT its a Friday so I will let that slide!
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: Tuboy on April 01, 2011, 01:43:20 PM
@RR nah hommie I also can stand those slang editorial Cappadona bitches...

what I am however concerned about is about being stuck with strange niggaz...BUT its a Friday so I will let that slide!

LMAO
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 01, 2011, 01:47:13 PM
@RR nah hommie I also can stand those slang editorial Cappadona bitches...

what I am however concerned about is about being stuck with strange niggaz...BUT its a Friday so I will let that slide!

lol

The other nigga knows the girl, had met dude earlier that day. the other dude's is the first dude friend who had the car and was introduced to me that night. See, I can live the life of hanging out with strangers here in CT but joburg is shady. The driver dude was just too Yizo-Yizo for me so it all the time I was just sitting there ready to get robbed by two niggas and a girly girl.

Fck if I were to live in Joburg I'd feel like a snob.  :)
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on April 01, 2011, 02:23:34 PM
Wont front... Iv used the "Healthy look coefficient" as well when making that raw or not decission.
I also go as far as sniffing my fingers after checking oil, and if she smells dairy fresh, ill dagger the shit out of her.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on April 01, 2011, 02:43:40 PM
I'm even hesitant to finger a chick, cos you never know if there is atiny cut or tear on your fingers and her juices get in there. Then you have the Aids.

(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/080507/got-the-aids.gif)
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: Anna Sasin on April 01, 2011, 03:01:06 PM
on a 'lighter' note (hardly) who's been to raggae nights at ba**line?  twas my first time last nyt. not sure if il go again tho.  iv never seen such hardcore pron on stage with people fully dressed! and I love me a dose of Summit from time to time but Summit has nothing on what I saw last nyt

mad mad humping to reggae and dancehall beats.  felt like such a prude!  this dude had this thick, toned thighs chick lifted in the air, humping her to a beat, lift and dropping her hard and deep onto his stick! tjo raunchy shit! then he laid on the floor and she did the same shit to him! wow!

i left soon after coz i was mortified! lost for words.

initially i was like damn I gots to take these moves home, but it just got a bit too much hey.  any one been? seen something similar?


SOUNDS CLUTCH!!!!!

I will be checking out the next one when? and how much?
dry humping is gay but should be fun to see the girls in the crowd..

bases on the responses to this thread....its the best place to pick up freaks(Anna Sa**in) or prudes/ undercover freaks( Ms dean)  8)

word!

LMAO!!! Ok Brick... ::)
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on April 01, 2011, 03:04:10 PM
raw is never an option,this one chick some time back when she was dry uttered "take it off im clean." it was 3 am but drove her back to Alex.

if u indoors with a new chick all day, chances of u running out and  hitting it raw at a certain point will happen. so dont get yourself into that situation
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: Anna Sasin on April 01, 2011, 03:04:56 PM
Wont front... Iv used the "Healthy look coefficient" as well when making that raw or not decission.
I also go as far as sniffing my fingers after checking oil, and if she smells dairy fresh, ill dagger the shit out of her.

RIP.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: briCK on April 01, 2011, 03:20:26 PM
Wont front... Iv used the "Healthy look coefficient" as well when making that raw or not decission.
I also go as far as sniffing my fingers after checking oil, and if she smells dairy fresh, ill dagger the shit out of her.

RIP.

Co-siggidy!

Females use coochie spray! Make the foulest rotten fish market smell like water melon!

There is no raw test! Prostitues smell clean while taking a million dicks a second!
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: K'niep Tang on April 01, 2011, 03:52:24 PM
Wont front... Iv used the "Healthy look coefficient" as well when making that raw or not decission.
I also go as far as sniffing my fingers after checking oil, and if she smells dairy fresh, ill dagger the shit out of her.

RIP.

Co-siggidy!

Females use coochie spray! Make the foulest rotten fish market smell like water melon!

There is no raw test! Prostitues smell clean while taking a million dicks a second!

The f***? It's real out there moes.
Title: Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch
Post by: Mrs Jones on April 03, 2011, 09:54:50 PM
Wont front... Iv used the "Healthy look coefficient" as well when making that raw or not decission.
I also go as far as sniffing my fingers after checking oil, and if she smells dairy fresh, ill dagger the shit out of her.

RIP.

Co-siggidy!

Females use coochie spray! Make the foulest rotten fish market smell like water melon!

There is no raw test! Prostitues smell clean while taking a million dicks a second!

The f***? It's real out there moes.
There's people who use that? Why? Don't they know that stuff is bad for their wet tachos? ai ai ai, all in the name of having it smell like vanilla, no matter the price!