Hip Hop Forums => Hip Hop Events => Topic started by: Anonymous on November 21, 2004, 11:26:00 PM
Title: CALLING ALL FEMALE ARTIST
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2004, 11:26:00 PM
CALLING ALL FEMALE ARTIST - FEMALE ALL STARS PRESENTS MIXTAPE VOL.1
The promoters of Ladies Night, London´s biggest all female PA and open mic monthly night bring to you their Female All Stars Mixtape Vol.1 (2005). We are taking all genres of music. Worldwide Submission: Labels, A & R´s, Management, and Artists should send in their tracks, jingles, freestyle, poems/spoken word, songs, beatboxing on a CD to: Female All Stars, Mixtape Submission, Po Box 34535, London SE15 2YP England
We are also looking for female DJ´s´ to mix/host a Mixtape, and graphic artist for CD cover art work for information on how to get involved drop us an email on info@femaleallstars.com Quoting FAS_MixTape_2004
Title: CALLING ALL FEMALE ARTIST
Post by: Naturelle on November 21, 2004, 11:30:00 PM
Big ups to peeps like y´all. WIll mos def try to hook up a lil sumin and also spread the word.
ONE.
Title: CALLING ALL FEMALE ARTIST
Post by: MaddStone on November 22, 2004, 09:07:00 AM
Hey nat, yeah, get that stuff out there.We wanna hear ur stuff. :-]
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 06:05:00 PM
mmmmmm... maybe, just maybe... thanks.
Title: CALLING ALL FEMALE ARTIST
Post by: Naturelle on November 22, 2004, 06:14:00 PM
come on ms roze, the world needs to hear you.
Title: CALLING ALL FEMALE ARTIST
Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 06:24:00 PM
in time...dude, right now, me im scared.
[ This message was edited by: BHLAKHROZE on 22-11-2004 10:24 ]
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Post by: norman_bates on November 22, 2004, 06:25:00 PM
can i come?!? can i come?!? i am a female too, in fact i´m a lesbian. i´ll just have to tuck my dick between my legs and VOILA! - INSTANT CAMEL TOE, UNPRECEDENTED! i can also sound like a ladies, just need one of the ladies to twist my nads in all directions and i promise i´ll sound like a ladies. :-] :-]
GOOD MORNING PEOPLE!
morning glory is the best, now i don´t have to waste time fantasizing about my friend´s sister to get a bone - i can just go on and spank the monkey! ooohhh so crazy! :-]
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Post by: Dpleezy on November 22, 2004, 06:25:00 PM
come on rozey,, it´s time to represent! 8-)
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 06:57:00 PM
...and then there was Mr Norman Bates.
Title: CALLING ALL FEMALE ARTIST
Post by: norman_bates on November 22, 2004, 07:05:00 PM
Top of the morning to you too Ms Roze!* norman tilts his hat towards bhlakhroze and blows her a kiss even though what he´d ideally love to do to her is ....*
by the way i am lesbian, and if you is a woman then i would love to explore the extent of my lesbianism with you and maybe two of your friends! :-]
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 07:19:00 PM
* the roze, who has been known to not fraternize with rude young boys, stretches out her hand, ever so cooly and catches the kiss*
Norman, norman, norman - firstly why would i wanna get on with a girl named Norman - i mean chances! but u ask so nicely, u know, ill see what i can do for you...
fine print: offer does not include the bhlakhroze, naturally
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Post by: norman_bates on November 22, 2004, 07:21:00 PM
:-Y :-Y :-Y :-Y :-W
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 07:24:00 PM
:-] :-] :-]
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Post by: norman_bates on November 22, 2004, 07:30:00 PM
8-) 8-) 8-) * naturally norman is pissed off at first, but then sanity prevails and he goes on to explain to little miss rozey...* just because i´m lesbian does not mean i´m a girl. here i was thinking that if you loved girls and girls alone you´re considered to be lesbian. i guess i was wrong.
the hell with fine print and let me educate you on the finer points of multiple orgasms. i´m a cream-pie technician - i can make your pie cream. get it while the going´s still good, some lady might snap me up in a flash - LADIES! :-] :-]
* norman can see Ms Roze mulling it over in her head, she licks her lips in anticipation - oh no, she just licking her lips because they are dry and she just ran out of labello. * :-]
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 07:45:00 PM
* ´little miss rozey (in your own words) fixes a cold stare on the irritating, short man, tugging at her skirt. The crowd gasps in pure disbelief as he turns into parktown prawn. She smiles sweetly and continues along her way *
You´ve shared tales of your skills with all and sundry, quite easily (do i detect a complex maybe Norm?) * stroking what ´appears´ to be hair on what ´appears´ to be a human head - come closer Norm, you can talk to me (hehehe) *
For my on personal amusement, let me know if there are any takers...
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Post by: norman_bates on November 22, 2004, 07:49:00 PM
I HATE FEMINISTS WITH GOD COMPLEXES! :-Y :-Y :-Y :-Y
you´re not any fun. :-[ :-[
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Post by: Naturelle on November 22, 2004, 07:54:00 PM
Quote:
22-11-2004 at 11:49, norman_bates : I HATE FEMINISTS WITH GOD COMPLEXES! :-Y :-Y :-Y :-Y
but U just sed u was a lesbian....self loathing i snot healthy :-]
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 07:58:00 PM
Sorry chap, u´re also not exactly the greatest.
How about some brain with all that big man on the block talk...?
U hate ´feminists with GOD complexes´ and I hate BORING men. owundi - inspayarishi (xhosa linguistic license) mchana.
NEXT!
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Post by: norman_bates on November 22, 2004, 07:59:00 PM
lesbian is a sexual preference and not self loathing - TWIT! :-Y
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Post by: Naturelle on November 22, 2004, 08:02:00 PM
:-] :-] :-]
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Post by: norman_bates on November 22, 2004, 08:04:00 PM
qixjubgqdgokokikou (native tendancies visit me seldomly) :-]
Title: CALLING ALL FEMALE ARTIST
Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 08:11:00 PM
u dont say...
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Post by: Naturelle on November 22, 2004, 08:13:00 PM
:-] :-] :-] :-] LOL. U shud try being a sit down comedian norm. i think u got potential.
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 08:15:00 PM
i second that.
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Post by: blaqsouljah on November 22, 2004, 08:19:00 PM
NORMAN!! why you so crazy man? :-]
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Post by: norman_bates on November 22, 2004, 08:21:00 PM
i´m not trying to be funny and i smell a smidgen of sarcasm in your statement Ms Naturelle and Ms Roze thanks for affirming my belief in the monkey see monkey do principle. the sistas stick together, only if u´d let me be in the middle while y´all still sticking together. :-]
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 08:22:00 PM
birds of a feather...
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Post by: norman_bates on November 22, 2004, 08:23:00 PM
aahhh it´s the rectal itch that called me a piece of shit, BLAQSOULJAH! what is the meaning of this? :-Y
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Post by: Naturelle on November 22, 2004, 08:25:00 PM
BUt U R him, i mean his alter egos alter ego aint you?
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 08:26:00 PM
Naturelle, we´ve fallen on hard times gal...when the only company we keep is a boy who develops a camel toe every now and again and a monkey.
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Post by: blaqsouljah on November 22, 2004, 08:28:00 PM
bhlakhroze: if i was one of those people who are easily offended i would have taken offence to your statement - but i´m not, so you´re lucky this time around. ;-)
norman: i was just saying something, but nothing really. i´m not in the mood for idiotic tirades over the net - to overdone. :-(
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 08:29:00 PM
SAY WHAT!!!? Hey, eintlik, whats going on here?
deep.
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Post by: Naturelle on November 22, 2004, 08:30:00 PM
in typical maddstone style My peeps I think we´ve deviated from what the initial post was. Maybe y´all should create another thread and allow people who actually have sumthing to say about the topic at hand a chance. much luv. keep it tyt. peace. :-]
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 08:31:00 PM
and what statement was that, exactly souljah...sorry, the mere mortal that i am, i forget.
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Post by: blaqsouljah on November 22, 2004, 08:35:00 PM
HOLY MARY, THE SANTIFIED HO! i can´t believe that i´ve been drawn into a discussion like this.
bhlakhroze: you are inferring that being in my company is some form of regression on your behalf - i´m touched. :-]
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Post by: blaqsouljah on November 22, 2004, 08:38:00 PM
like naturelle said - i´m out!
peace bhlakhroze. ;-)
norman, you can go and get stuffed - much love. :-]
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 08:40:00 PM
Oh! it has feelings afterall. MY BAD!
* the rozey one digs deep within herself (this could take a while...) and realises that she considers herself kind to animals *
...im sorry mr monkey. i hope a banana will work as a peace offering...?
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Post by: norman_bates on November 22, 2004, 08:43:00 PM
cry baby! cry baby! :-[ :-[ :-[
does little monkey miss his blankie, SOD OFF WANKER! :-]
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Post by: blaqsouljah on November 22, 2004, 09:15:00 PM
stuff your banana - shove it up norm´s crack for all i care, he´d probably enjoy it. :-[
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on November 22, 2004, 09:26:00 PM
so much anger...
i really didnt realise you had so much heart. You know i like you more than Norm...