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Other => Humour / Jokes => Topic started by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on April 26, 2005, 03:11:57 PM
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A man enters his favourite restaurant and while sitting at his regular
table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot
to be sent over to her knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman, saying
this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a
note over to the man. The note reads:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,
a million Rand in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back
to her, and we quote:
'Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 760iL and a
Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over twenty-five million dollars in
the bank.
'....But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut five
inches off.' :lol: :lol: HEHEHEHEHEHE :lol:
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funny
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HWAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Smart... *Winky*
I wouldn't cut my life line either. Not to save the world. I pamper my baby too much. He means so much to me. I think maybe if I could wish on anything it's that my baby survives to follow me into the grave and beyond... Isn't that any man's wish?
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^^^^ 8O 8O 8O 8O You do realise that if any woman you've ever met or are gonna meet, read this, the next time they're in your presence they're gonna be frantically hitting their panic buttons and searching for their pepper-spray, while they smile and nod.
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Then they'll spray it in my eyes and attepmt to nute me... Well, never! I'd have to die first. Imagine being an it for the rest of your life. Good 'Ol Johnny means too much to me... Peper spray doesn't work if I'm always wearing gla**es does it?
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Gla**es wont help man, pepper spray is an extremely basic (as in the opposite of acidic) compound that reacts with any living tissue. Even if yo eyes was closed, it would start burning the skin around your eyes and it would go up yo nose and strip the mucus membrane from yo nasal pa**age all the way down your gullet.
Hell man, the pepper spray used in security applications, by cops or bodyguards or concert security, is so strong it can scar your skin.
No shit. 8O
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8O