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Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: iLL_eG0_AL13n on May 02, 2005, 03:38:44 PM
Kids!  Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 2!


Tell ur lil brothers, sisters, nephew n neices
click here to find out how ------>    Kids!  Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 2! (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html)
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: iLL_eG0_AL13n on May 02, 2005, 03:45:54 PM
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Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: Original Syn on May 02, 2005, 10:29:55 PM
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!   :twisted:

The thing is, while this screams JOKE!!, it does say they based in Iowa, and any1 whose been there suddenly finds it that much more likely.

Mind you those tee-shirts in their store are dope! I'm considerin buyin 1 for my next Cross-burning, nigga hanging party :twisted:

They make bein a Baptist sound like so much dam fun, no wonder they luv Dubya.
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: Liesl on May 08, 2005, 08:18:36 PM
I actually don't find this funny. :roll:
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: iLL_eG0_AL13n on May 08, 2005, 08:22:55 PM
it's alright u don't have to...
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: Liesl on May 08, 2005, 08:30:31 PM
I guess i just have a good sense of humour.  :P
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: mulmens on May 08, 2005, 11:11:22 PM
Hahahaha! Where the christians at?!!? AHAAHAHAHAh!

WWJD? hopefully the answer to that is a chick. Wouldn't want it to be some dude I know.

I better shut up before I get possesed by the holy splifit.
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: Liesl on May 09, 2005, 06:33:05 PM
I take it none of you are Christian then...
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: iLL_eG0_AL13n on May 09, 2005, 08:29:58 PM
^^ what does that have to do with anything... should it really matter now if cats're Hamish in this particular situation??

dude, hold on a sec, it's nothin to be taken really seriously, also known as "a Joke"...

look. i didn't write/design any of the stuff on that site... i stumbled across it n i just found funny how far some people go in the name of silliness (cuz thats all it is really, raw, plain silliness... or at least that's how i think this shit was meant to be taken)

not everybody should find it funny n if somebody actually did... it still wouldn't really mean shit about'em... geez... get over it son n stop actin like somebody got insulted...
good sense of humor my foot maan!!!

(http://www.kaptain-crook.com/11087651398853cu.gif)
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: Mode on May 09, 2005, 08:40:17 PM
f*** that shit's hilarious. Man that's some straight up cla**ic shit right there...
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: machiavella on May 10, 2005, 12:12:20 AM
Quote from: "Liesl"
I actually don't find this funny. :roll:
i don't find it funny either...not because i'm a christian, i don't find it funny because its in poor taste but its not offensive.

If Jesus is Lord ,he'll fight his own battles and i'm not gonna try and defend him here or anywhere else...
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: mulmens on May 10, 2005, 02:24:20 PM
Geez Guyz, chill out. The woman was jus giving her two cents. Take a chill pill and Chillax. I mean, lie naked on the bar counter and let your imaginations wonder...
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: the brand® on May 10, 2005, 02:32:25 PM
hahahahahahahehehehe

the lord cometh wit ps2

hehehehehehehehahahahah
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: Liesl on May 10, 2005, 06:42:19 PM
Thanx NappyHead  :wink:

I won't try and deny that I found it slightly humorous at the start BUT, when they started bringing scripture into it and the whole hating your parents bit, it just seemed blasphemous to me.

You're entitled to your own opinions though...
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: mulmens on May 18, 2005, 09:39:14 AM
... ... ...
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: Liesl on May 18, 2005, 11:25:31 AM
:roll:   :roll:   :roll:
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: machiavella on May 18, 2005, 02:52:03 PM
Quote from: "mulmens"
Geez Guyz, chill out. The woman was jus giving her two cents. Take a chill pill and Chillax. I mean, lie naked on the bar counter and let your imaginations wonder...


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: mulmens on May 24, 2005, 08:33:32 PM
Wow... She replied I'm flattered!

Say, you're sweet I like that. You know the deal by now don't you?
Title: Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord n Savior n Get a Free PS2
Post by: mulmens on May 25, 2005, 10:54:46 PM
Like, playstation... versus the G.O.D. which would you chose? (The latest model of both of course)