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Hip Hop Forums => Battle One on One => Topic started by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on August 16, 2005, 02:17:46 PM
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I'm tired of ths simple shit so I wanna meke it more challenging
rules.
10-17 lines max
Everyline has to be a metaphor or a simile
no recyclin
**NB -If you were a retard in your english cla** please dont enter.
-if you failed english in matric please dont enter
_and please god if you still dont know what a metaphor or a simile is please dont enter
Metaphor-
a figure of speech in which an expression is used to refer to something that it does not literally denote in order to suggest a similarity
Simile-a figure of speech that expresses a resemblance between things of different kinds (usually formed with `like' or `as')
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tehehe
"retarded in english cla**"
go-go gadget rhyme-book
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Punch! Metaphor! wordplay! "By your powers combined I am captain serve you a**" 8O
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tehe...........
twas once a frosty winter/
when her nipples started to wither/
whenever.. poems got written in cryons..deleted scriptures/
by a child none other...no aka
coz a serve tyred rhymes like a puncture/
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Please dont tell me thats your sickest drop
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:oops:
aight then..............
lets go. :wink:
:idea:
err umm
nah forget it.........
hey u have no imagination at all
"twas once a frosty winter/
when her nipples started to wither/"
get wit the language son.............. :roll:
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I thought this was supposed to be a battle 8O
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where???????????? 8O
*looks around but find no carnage happening*
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ahh! Sarcarsm gods last gift to mankind :lol: 8)
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MAY AS WELL CHANGE THE AVVY
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I refrain from needing to explain the sick I obtain in my domain
Bring such a force I de-rail your jaw like trains coming off tracks
Fully packed and stacked spit words in a jet so u feel my air attack
Use the microphone to Beat u with my words an whit when I spit
Who’s this, just Rhyme-2die throwi-n-punches cause im bringing hits
Jst a Taste
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^^Simpleton
Yo AG Rhymetodie's about to die today/
Your style's like 50 and g-unit members.....all gay/
Deac got his shirt drenched in more blood- than tampons/
Struggle to stand on his own as if both of his legs gone/
Got is own dick in his mouth claiming to be “HEAD-STRONG"/
little bitch before you rhymetodie say yo prayers/
You couldn’t spit a sharp line if swallowed GILLETE razors/
Drop fire optics hotter than most tropics/
I'll make yo fall-off like Gucci stocks did in profits/
Bitch get smacked down QUICK FAST/
I'll make ya lyrical weight decrease like your flow's on slim fast/
8)
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u puttin up yo post but what does it 'matter for?'
we can meet to battle after 3 like 4
i disappear like fart so u kno i'm 'rear'(rare)
my album's the next to BLOW cuz it's the 'new clear' (nuclear)
y'all like postmen on sunday noon - no delivery
beauty's skin deep mine's hidden like capillaries
tell deacon to stop biting like frost on fish fingers
me and freestyles click like mice on hyperlink markers
one of the greatest like michael like jackson like jordan
so i walk on the moon while my flows cleanse the pagan
MCs sneak like previews hiding in trailers on the internet
i'm felt like braille / when visibilty fails
bars like jails / carry Africa's future like slave ship sails
so i'm the big inning(beginning) like test cricket finals
make you scratch your head cuz yo reality's a vinyl
used to call me 'immature' till U Got Served
get it...Marques?
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AHH! We like sneak attacks and double teaming cats unannounced do we!
this munesti fag couldn't SPIT fire if he CHOKED on a FLAMING HOT CHEETO/
I'm about to 'JACK' this 'SON' so bad, he'll think his new name is 'TITO'/
I SHUT DOWN this nigga flows, like he got his lyrics from NAPSTER/
He couldn't have spit any shittier 'BOO' 'BOO', if his GHOSTWRITER was CASPER/
I'll split this kids WIG, make him look like he's on CHEMO/
munetsi's UP THE WRONG CREEK, like he was trying to FIND NEMO/
On a WHO's HOT scale, This man wouldn't even be MILD/
Cuz I EXPOSED him for the PUSSY he is, like GIRLS GONE WILD/
Even you spit your rhymes from a ROOFTOP, your shit wouldn't be OVER MY HEAD/
munwtsi ur FLOWS are nowhere to be found, like a DRIED UP RIVER BED/
This kid is like Nixon, He'll be forced to give his resignation/
If he took a step in the STREETS, he'd get CLAPPED like a STANDING OVATION/
Like JIGGA I'M 'bout to ROC this cat like DAME DASH/
Deac's sick with tha verbal word SLASH/
I'm strctly ALL OVER this kid, like a FULL BODY RASH/
NIGGA DO NOT JUMP IN ON OTHER FOLKS BATTLES UNANNOUNCED! :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil:
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AND HE RUNS AWAY! *SIGH*
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JUS LIKE THESE AVY'S
BUT HE DID SAY AFTE 3 OR 4
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...if god were to die today i'd be his suicide note
forget what you thought
you never meant to wear that technicolour coat
and if it's battle you after detonate those metaphors
not them loose words that come across like cheap verbal whores
you call yourself a deacon
wasn't that a boy's hole that you had your dick in?
maybe where you from being a retard is quite the rage
but here is where words lay ma**acre to an unsespecting page
you say you wanna battle
but you as harmless as a snail with a stolen rattle
my words held you rhymes for randsom
couldn't be a braveheart even if your last name was gibson...
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THE MONKEY MAN KICKS a**
DONT ACT LIKE U DIDNT NO IT
IAMM OUTTA HERE
PEACE
SOULJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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WHAT IT IS POET? :wink:
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quick somebody call the SPCA I'm 'bout to hurt this monkey
Lets get Face to face when our paws wreck, battling dis wussy ape is nonsense/
Couldn't be OVER THE TOP straddling spinning toy objects/
f*** arms and knees, I wreck with steez, forget winning you could only come next to me/
I about to leave this CAT BATTERED like fried chineese recipies/
I'm hip-hop's ideal, I attack your wack a** and rip up style fields/
I'll scramble your brain with a spatula, still couldnt WHIP UP ideas?/
This battle is beyond humeral/ Cut jugulars to those attending your f***ing funeral/
yuo couldn't step EYE TO EYE (I) spitting his verse in roman numerals/*wtf*
Damn how many times I gotta punch in before you get outdid/
beat ya tired shit, strictly with no doubt, bitch/
you couldn't come with a FREESTYLE if I PAID FOR YOUR OUTFIT/
dont tempt me to rip you, you'll never be shit, so i'll allow you the rebuttle/
cuz if you ever take off you'll come right back down like the CHALLENGER SHUTTLE/ *HAHAHA*
*bonus punch*
Son, shut the hell up, cus ur M utha Fucking DOOMed/ **
like a fat guy eatin ur foot, ur 'soul' been consumed/
**the bold letters spell out mf doom
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...you're the rendition of half truths on the road to perdition
i'm far reaching like sermons of repentant demons
left you bleeding like the soul of a sacrificial lamb
my words will take you to where your ancestors crawl on their hands
serving penance
for having an invalid as one of their descendants
you wanna know me
i'm borne of only two words that were on noah's ark
i'm not the best
but f*** with me i lay your soul to rest
forget your dictionary
grab your rosary and start reciting them hail marys...
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Hie Deacon.Ok it's after 4
i'm better than you in the next life and the one before
forget similes / u a baby i should battle with smileys
8O :? 8) :lol: :cry: :oops: :P :x :evil: :twisted: :D :) :( :o
when i see you i see an omen with a W in front of it
stop believing your spouse even your sperm count is counterfeit...
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Deacon-Frost slash blaqsoulja why ya seeking attention like Sunday Morning Church bellz
Coz to me ya more f***ed than new convicts in a jail cell
Deacon how can u be amazing when ya left out standing in the cold
Ya wack spits you drop are old so all you see is dust when they are told
Kid ill crack your dome in two an leave you with splitting head aches
He brakes his neck 4 OVERtoppin so every time he drops a moemish he still has mistakes
Let me pull out the crayons n type cause im about to wax this chump
Straight lumps I produce when I come with grace an begin to thump
You couldn’t be boiling hot kid if you sat on a stove top inside a E.C Three legged pot
Soon to corrode an rot when I bring this decay an start to lace the spot
Goliath top notch? I think not, this kid text is weak like bad knees he just frails
How can u inflict on body parts when ya tail tucked between ya legs
u a Tina Turner fan don’t make me get into details
Lil Man it’s like I was standing here numb cause I aint feeling a thing you drop
U couldn’t look "gifted" if I wrapped u in wrapping paper with a bow on top
To my dismay cremating me to dust is the only way u could blow me away
Your just prey, I Serve you with more PUNCH an longer LINES than a buffet
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^You mahf***az are triple teaming and I'm still shittin on you.
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munetsi
Like the Resident Evil series I scare you//
just when you thought one was enough, I dropped two//
Stay hitting, and blocking, cosmic flow staying true//
so tough, had enough? still my guns PEEK-AT-CHU//
Triple Crown winner, they know me but who you?//
*&^%$# &^* %$##? Cat you weak, screw you//
don't mean to tell you, your ryhmes?, they're like doo-doo//
while you chilling on the "cornors" I'm in Honolulu, with your girl//
so please tell me man who screws who?//
one down two to go
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Rhymetodie
this guy needs a week just to write sixteen/
by that time I'll have beaten you twice and wiped the slate clean/
f*** a day dream, my nightmares will distort your mind/
Only time heads is feeling Ryhmetodie, is after snorting lines/
I abortion rhymes so your verse is deceased before conceived/
and I posted first so you have the rest of tha week to tweak,(ya welcome)
I think you got skill being 15, but I can't understand you,/
so I'm forced to DISS-member your structure and murder every granule/
you claim you've only lost twice, I'm calling your bluff/
even when erected your soft, guy, we should call ya "Powder-Puff"/
I've read enough of your POOR verses, its not even funny/
I could find more WORTH in the words on monopoly money/
who's proping this dummy, saying "yeah, he's really nice"?/
wen i bruised, battled and busted you i was havin a blast/
STILL U MANAGED TO GET KNOCKED OUT TWICE LIKE TYSON'S a**/
" the f***a outta my thread son
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blaqsouljah
Animal controll
Impale your face with a nail rake ,I’m coming at you no holds barred like a jail break/
This frail fake is nothing but a fat broken condom baby, a big mistake//
Falling into a battle with me, it seems DEAC has lead you by the nose/
Case closed, like a drug bust I'll make you eat those lines and overdose//
I’ll make your rhymes on point by sharpening your tongue and picking out your brain tumour/
Stick dynamite up your a** like a literal baby boomer, then jam your tongue through your jaw, now that’s tongue in cheek humour// 8O (WTF)
Leave you grilled on the front of my car like a f***ing turkey roast, smoking toes left on the road/
And now I don’t mean to boast, but you pale in comparison to me and I’m white as a ghost// (I'm lite skinned nigga)
As far as winning goes you’re out of the running like crippled presidents/
You’ve spent your common sense (cents) and pH level measures your intelligence// (sick)
You’ll leave this battle hopping on one foot, talk 'bout going out on a limb/ :lol: :lol:
Minus the skin, on your way to the deep end of the rhyme book so I hope you can swim// (check Relentless's Location in the profile)
I substituted your blood for sheep’s in a pentagran ritual and it summoned a rainbow/
Your plain flow, has got fans like a dwarfed lil jon, because they get and remain low//
Slice your ligaments four score and watch things fall apart, a halflife tells the tale of relentless’ s lore/
Leave you under the weather like the earth’s core, rip out your roots, you want more?!!??/
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS NEED TO THROW IN THE TOWEL!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .......You so wack bro..Let me finish ya sorry a** off...A Few overused punchlines n thts tht...
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whhoa
really enjoyed this
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .......You so wack bro..Let me finish ya sorry a** off...A Few overused punchlines n thts tht...
Oh wow thats rich coming from a triple teaming fagget with bad diction
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damnnnnnn.. dankie gentz<<>> enjoyd this ish like a mufffaakkkaa
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haha!!!
dont give a shit if u faggots get a fit
im gonna talk my way out like yo Mother
on the toilet sucking your brother
and maybe jus maybe id be playing
talk bullshit spit clit jus saying
wot i wanna say any day
motherf*** u ok
i ben thru shit and NO i aint black
BUT some wiggas have bad times too
and reminise starts with ma life
sometimes i just wanna die
cos ma mama and papa fight all the time
thats why id rather die!!!
SEE thats why im in the game
to make a better name for my life
god help me, cos im fading like a movie
on jackson ville's motel...im lonely
but i dont have a bold head like moby
if u only knew me, u would see
my life is like a shaolin monk
and u talk bad, i become bruce lee
by 1,2,3 id smash yo knee
cos no chinese drama can go on
and on and on cos its madness
when u have an affair and your mother is poor
it looks like a bowl of sorrow and sadness
it aint motherf***er it aint right
i sometimes dont know what to do wit my life
honestly sometimes i wanna cry so bad
wishing for better days that i couldve had
South Africa is a beautiful place man
ITS BEAUTIFUL
but society is becoming corrupt like an infected file
full of viruses, and twist and turns
Nortorn aint got your back on this one buddy
making beats EQing my ba** where its muddy
maybe il do some more Arnard rap
anyway i gotta bounce now but ill be back
f*** em, try another lap with a black belt and another dan
PEACE MOFOS.THE SHIT IS ON TIGHT.CT ON DISCOVERY LAND!
till we meet again....RIP
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This battle has been over for a while now f*** off and start your own battle thread, f***in newbies.
The crown don't move!
(http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smithsonian/issues01/may01/images/hillwood_diamond_crown.jpg)
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look what the cat dragged in - Ru Paul's jeans(genes)
u think you run swaziland what, as the queen?
couldn't face me if you battled with Slim as your spokesmen
look at it as the ozone layer: i got u open
i got 'patience' like doctors if u ill then i'm the cure
scared to right hard cuz u'll mess your manicure
does your husband know u act tough on the internet
and that you and arthur mafokate used to be more than intimate?
the crown don't move cuz it's resting on a brick
and your perm's so thick that tiara forever sticks
goodness gracious princess' crown's diamond studded
what, u get a rock for every whack song you uttered?
forget Deacon, i'm rap's Jack Frost
so pretend i mean something like all your last posts
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wow. as per usual.
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i'm all around the house in a jet-black night
i stares through the ur window pane
i crawls in the corners hiding from the light
i moves with the moving flame
wut am i? i dont dare u (this is a clue)
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deacon frost-yo what kind of name is that
sounds like a tokoloshi with pimples on his back
u think u shit?I think your shit is wack!
so wack me thinks u need 2 holla 4 yo crack
u druggie sick demented person
go take yo a**hole and keep dissin
yo school teacher(teacher?)
ye teacher,or else u woudnt be here
dont u play with me fool
go take yo dick and bang it on a stool(HAHA!!)
then eat it to be cool(.."HE'S COOL!")
then il take yo head and stik it in yo a**
then il pull yo boxes in front of the cla**
or maybe il package u by fedex to amsterdam
I will get that Motherf***in Crown MAn!
Even if i have to chain saw yo head...LAD!
i will eat yo brains and yo intestines
professor einstein and maybe yo eyes
screaming loud and proud
Deacon Frost is a f***in wanker
who dances for 50 Cent...dirty dancer
"come on frost...just a LITTLE BIT(HAHA!!!)"
this is too clever,man i got the wit
Best believe it when i say
u need an emergency kit
after i shoot yo a** down town
and yo homies running to their mamas
f***ing stupid clown
f*** off and dont come back
till u washed yo a** with soap
"SON...YO BUT STINKS...I CANT COPE!!!"
election day is coming get ready to vote
the true star of rap has begun...we hope
step back!!!
oh ye and ...frost...mmm...just messin wit u!
PEACE!
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HHH0HHH0HHOHHHH!!!!!
wut the F@#$, talk about a god damn murder!
yo-yo-yooo.......yo
i wonder wut he'll do next, step back? i dont think so.
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Your right to sleep,Who the f*** are these fagets, four posts and he's already talkin shit. blaqsoujah and munetsi are understandable but the rest arent even worth my time really
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I slept on this!!!!!!
i'll Holla