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Post by: amok on October 11, 2005, 01:07:38 PM
DE BATTLE - AMOK vs MASTER MIND DOGG
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Post by: Mastermind Dogg on October 11, 2005, 01:28:15 PM
ayo check it,this boy is MY crew but claims he can beat me
im the master you the kid but you wana wana teach me
im god you jesus so il drop you down to earth &make u run and go preach me
u cant sizzle,u not killa,nor a nigga
whil im off the chain like released prisoners
u a kid,im ill,i kill im sick
so dont get ahead of yorself like a man suckin his own dick
and you kno u wont win
il punch dat fat stomich in
u lame,dats y dat bitch Diabolic killed u for the name
u a cunner thinkin u though
coz lik athletes joggin up a hill u a runner up
nigga u kno im the best
so y dont u turn around and dissapear like you f***en X
this wasnt even my best but stil you cant match it
i already burned u,il call my boy Q to cum clean up the ashes
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Post by: amok on October 11, 2005, 01:35:02 PM
EVERY SINGLE TIME
I SHREEK N DEAFEN MIMES
TIE U UP WIT YO WACK LINE
CUZ IM MORE POISENOUS THAN VINE
N IVEY
C'MON BRO I DARE YOU TO TRY ME
LETS TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE RING N SEE
IF YOU'L FIGHT ME
TURKISH DELIGHT ME
YOU'R NOT BETTER THAN ME SO THE ONLY THING
YOU CAN DO IS SPITE ME
STUDY MY MOVES YOU RECITE ME
N U DONT EVEN LIKE ME
EVEN IF I WAS A FLAIR YOU WOULDN'T EGNITE ME

YOU THE DAWG WHILE ONLY BARKING OUT RABIES
I SUPPOSE IF U WERE JESUS U STILL WOULDNT SAVE ME

the illest I NIGGA wach out man
1
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Post by: amok on October 11, 2005, 01:42:33 PM
alright man now u just started some shit
even if u worked MJ U still wouldn't have a hit

l8a man i gotta bounce
u beat me 1st round
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Post by: BHLAKHROZE on October 11, 2005, 04:25:17 PM
...i always find it so fascinating when 'newbies' come in on some battling tip. it seems to be a pattern now hey.

i didnt realise it was in the 'on being an AG member' manual.

chuckle.
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Post by: J-Dogg on October 11, 2005, 06:23:28 PM
i gotta give that one to mastermind....
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Post by: Original Syn on October 11, 2005, 11:28:24 PM
Does anyone else think mastermind DOGG and j-DOGG could be related?
I can see it now, a crew of emcees  :?  all surnamed Dogg,
Mastermind, j, smelly, stray and their sister, bitch.......
WHERE MY DOGGS AT?!!  :lol:
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Post by: Naturelle on October 11, 2005, 11:39:46 PM
i'm thiking they be like siamese triplets wh don't even look alike. like  3 minds one body....seeing as they are posting from the same IP address, i'm thinkin they r very close

woof, woof!
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Post by: briCK on October 12, 2005, 10:44:14 AM
Quote from: "Naturelle"
i'm thiking they be like siamese triplets wh don't even look alike. like  3 minds one body....seeing as they are posting from the same IP address, i'm thinkin they r very close

woof, woof!


You Evil woman!

hehehe nigga voting for himself in battle aganist himself! hahaha cla**ic
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Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on October 12, 2005, 02:48:58 PM
Legendary! :lol:  :lol:  rhymetoogay tried the same thing with me :twisted:  :twisted:
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Post by: Msanii_XL on October 12, 2005, 04:37:06 PM
Quote from: "Naturelle"
....seeing as they are posting from the same IP address, i'm thinkin they r very close


Ouch!!
Title: ok the jokes over folkes
Post by: amok on October 13, 2005, 03:04:24 PM
yo u de judgemental cats i see or wat r uz Jossey n de Pussy Cats ganging up on us like dat.

yeah we newbies but you mofo's are f***ing groupeis n we aint even dat big yet.
now say sum shit bout dat.
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Post by: Mastermind Dogg on October 13, 2005, 03:10:27 PM
ayo syntactic wateve man if u want shit u can cum and get it!

yeah u rite me n Amok are crew,damn rit and dat was no beef!
holla out 2 da cats dat gave us props!

EVEN ODDZ 4eva!

Mastermindz Recordz niggaz
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Post by: biz-ark-human on October 13, 2005, 03:26:56 PM
:?
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Post by: blaqsouljah on October 13, 2005, 03:34:24 PM
masturmind dogg: you say that you and awok thingy over there are a "crew" - right? so tell me is that a new-age term for fudgepackers? and another thing - when did you realise that you loved the taste of another man's dick in your mouth? just asking... :wink:
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Post by: briCK on October 13, 2005, 03:44:39 PM
Its all love here!



 :D
Title: I see y'all got jokes...
Post by: J-Dogg on October 13, 2005, 06:15:26 PM
Your "Syntactic" structure is wacker than a muthaf***a/
i am the epitomy of a skilled emcee/
you envy my rhyme skills which is why you try to diss me/
anybody who knows will tell you my flow is so unique/
i'll shove my foot so far up your a** you'll have these black toes for teeth!/
the only cats that could match my raps are Canibus,Jay-Z and maybe Slim/
battling me?--you have a snowflake's chance in hell to win!/
--yes i am a "Mastermind", but no i'm not related to him!/
here's the truth--you're a conceited cat/
i seen you use the word 'nigga' but you don't look black! :? /
but seriously, i like your style--that's a real cute hat!/
by the way, Danny K called--he said he wants his suit back!! :lol:/
Naturelle---that's a sweet name for a hoe/
now why don't you take my dick out your mouth and shove it up your a**hole!  :wink:/
and while you're at it, take that weave off your freaking head/
yeah,we're triplets---i'll make you give all three of us head :lol: ....
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Post by: Tek on October 13, 2005, 07:55:40 PM
:oops:  :oops:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :oops:  :oops:

You embara** me. Now i'm ashamed of being a**ociated in the same species with people like these. :oops:

Go away
Title: Re: ok the jokes over folkes
Post by: Original Syn on October 13, 2005, 10:31:43 PM
Quote from: "amok"
yo u de judgemental cats i see or wat r uz Jossey n de Pussy Cats ganging up on us like dat.

yeah we newbies but you mofo's are f***ing groupeis n we aint even dat big yet.
now say sum shit bout dat.


AAAH No spikkity ingrish eh? :wink:

Quote
ayo syntactic wateve man if u want shit u can cum and get it!


Great more 17 year olds. :roll:

Deac, if you would please hit this cat wit one of them "Arguing over the internet is retarded" sie vous plais.....
Title: Re: I see y'all got jokes...
Post by: Original Syn on October 13, 2005, 11:14:08 PM
Quote from: "J-Dogg"

1. Your "Syntactic" structure is wacker than a muthaf***a/

2. anybody who knows will tell you my flow is so unique/

3. i'll shove my foot so far up your a** you'll have these black toes for teeth!/

4.  the only cats that could match my raps are Canibus,

5.  --yes i am a "Mastermind", but no i'm not related to him!/

6. here's the truth--you're a conceited cat/

7. i seen you use the word 'nigga' but you don't look black! :? /

8. but seriously, i like your style--that's a real cute hat!/
by the way, Danny K called--he said he wants his suit back!! :lol:/


9. Naturelle---that's a sweet name for a hoe/
now why don't you take my dick out your mouth and shove it up your a**hole!  :wink:/

10. and while you're at it, take that weave off your freaking head/
yeah,we're triplets---i'll make you give all three of us head :lol: ....


1. Hey at least you have a pa**ing acquantaince with the meaning of the word.

2. please can i get the contact details of these people... BTW your mommy doesn't count.

3.  the first evidence of your disturbing anal fixation... you go to catholic school or sumthin?  :?

4. Well hey Bis aint so hot on his latest album man (boy) and yet I still see him catching a double hernia from the laughter when told about your supposed prowess... not to speak of Mr. Carter :roll:

5. And yet you still offer no explanation of how you share an IP address with him if you aren't either him yourself or his gay lover.  :?

6. Ok you got me there, but if you'll check my signature, you'll understand.  8)

7. Hey, your skin is either pink or a shade of brown... I bet your boyfriends skin is another shade of brown..... While I am shuddering to mention my origins in the same sentence as yours. I do come from Africa and have brown skin. You don't wanna get into this debate right here...i'm one of quite a few people on this site who could give you a thesis on the issue of race in this country and I doubt you're of the reading capabilities to grasp the concepts discussed. Hell I figure you having trouble understanding this post.

8. Thanks it is a nice hat isn't it, but thats not a suit its a blazer and since I'm about 6 or 7 inches taller than Danny K and nearly half a meter wider across the shoulders.... not to mention that he lives in Jozi and I live in Cape Town.... I seriously doubt its his. We don't use the same tailor.

9. Bra (boy), its never good to go insulting a moderator... not to mention that Nat is a great girl and friends with lots of the people who post on this site... no doubt a few near you. Protek yo nek is all I'm sayin.
AND yet further disturbing evidence of your anal fixation  :x , guy there is help for those of you who were abused by your dad and your priest and such like... just not on this site... take it sumwer else faggot.

10. Firstly, thats not Nat in the avatar, Tate is gonna take issue with the fact that you didnt recognise those ladies...Secondly, you sayin you a solo rapper in a crew with amok and now you apparently a threesome... you talkin about the voices in your head? AAAHH I get it now... mastermind and J- Dogg aren't the same person... they just occupy the same body.. my that makes it all ok :roll:

In closing... sonny boy.. you really stretching the rhyme scheme in the first few bars and I don't think you'd do it very well, post up someting to prove me wrong.
Oh BTW, in your profile you say your occupation says drinking beers and killing punk emcees, I think.... So you either unemployed and mug rappers.. ( the more likely version) you a high school kid who sucks the priests cock for beer and then tries to find catharsis in angry and frankly pretty crappy rhyming.

Please again highlight for all of us, who thinks you so cool.....other than yo mom, the voices in your head and your boyfriend the catholic priest.

 8)
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Post by: Tek on October 14, 2005, 12:23:50 AM
Thanks for sonning this piglet  8), you always expose this kids proper. I hope j-dogg/mastermind dogg/nate-dogg/kate-dogg's other lover foretold will also stay away.

 8)  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: I see y'all got jokes...
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on October 14, 2005, 10:10:11 AM
Quote from: "J-Dogg"
Your "Syntactic" structure is wacker than a muthaf***a/
i am the epitomy of a skilled emcee/
you envy my rhyme skills which is why you try to diss me/
anybody who knows will tell you my flow is so unique/
i'll shove my foot so far up your a** you'll have these black toes for teeth!/
the only cats that could match my raps are Canibus,Jay-Z and maybe Slim/
battling me?--you have a snowflake's chance in hell to win!/
--yes i am a "Mastermind", but no i'm not related to him!/
here's the truth--you're a conceited cat/
i seen you use the word 'nigga' but you don't look black! :? /
but seriously, i like your style--that's a real cute hat!/
by the way, Danny K called--he said he wants his suit back!! :lol:/
Naturelle---that's a sweet name for a hoe/
now why don't you take my dick out your mouth and shove it up your a**hole!  :wink:/
and while you're at it, take that weave off your freaking head/
yeah,we're triplets---i'll make you give all three of us head :lol: ....

Oh My Muthaf***in gawd! This has to be the wackest verse to ever pop up on the AG BOARDS  :oops:   :oops: And whats with all the Homo-erotic lines on everytrhing you post, one of the mods should change his log in  name to J fagg or something
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Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on October 14, 2005, 10:13:47 AM
Quote from: "Mastermind Dogg"
ayo syntactic wateve man if u want shit u can cum and get it!


There trully is nothing more gay than E-BEEFing  :lol:  :lol:

(http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~pdang/AA/Retard.jpg)
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Post by: briCK on October 14, 2005, 10:21:42 AM
Did you get that shit?

if you got more holla!
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Post by: The Angry Hand of God on October 14, 2005, 10:31:36 AM
I'm giving this one to myself.

Though I didn't battle I'm just thinking of what I would do to you and it makes me go ooooohhh!!!

so yeah, Pyro takes this one hands down.
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Post by: blaqsouljah on October 14, 2005, 11:16:27 AM
syntactic: por favor amigo, no hiera al muchacho, estoy seguro que el no hara esto otra vez. el retraso tonto.
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Post by: briCK on October 14, 2005, 11:20:20 AM
blaqsouljah : -....--... .--.....--... ..-.--. .--..-.... -. .--....-.-.. .-...--.--...-.---...-.-.-.-.-.-.....-.-...-...-!
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Post by: blaqsouljah on October 14, 2005, 11:24:22 AM
brick: sorry dude! you are in the PTA right? do you know how many latino women are in that place? this chick who's teaching me the language is uber hot.  8)
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Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on October 14, 2005, 11:33:27 AM
^^ 8O  8O
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Post by: briCK on October 14, 2005, 12:08:19 PM
Quote from: "blaqsouljah"
brick: sorry dude! you are in the PTA right? do you know how many latino women are in that place? this chick who's teaching me the language is uber hot.  8)


Due send me a PM with your number and introduce a brother to that part of the world..also what exactly is Latino..spanish and potuguese people? Yes yes i am AM that shallow and uninformed so don't AX ME nothing!
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Post by: blaqsouljah on October 14, 2005, 12:20:17 PM
brick: yes it's both spanish and portuguese speaking people, but then south americans believe one has to be from south america to be called latino and to be latino american - mexico doesn't count as far as they are concerned.  it's very confusing really.
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Post by: briCK on October 14, 2005, 12:41:48 PM
Well Portuguese(Black) from Angola are the shit!

aight so you gonna link a brother up?
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Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on October 14, 2005, 12:48:34 PM
While were on the subject *bonus latina hottie*
(http://www.celebstation.org/models/sofia_vergara/Sofia_Vergara-90.jpg)
 8O DEAC HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
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Post by: 2Stoned on October 14, 2005, 02:25:50 PM
:wink:  :wink:  :twisted:
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Post by: 2Stoned on October 14, 2005, 03:34:46 PM
Quote from: "briCK"
Quote from: "Naturelle"
i'm thiking they be like siamese triplets wh don't even look alike. like  3 minds one body....seeing as they are posting from the same IP address, i'm thinkin they r very close

woof, woof!


You Evil woman!

hehehe nigga voting for himself in battle aganist himself! hahaha cla**ic



I'm thinking maybe 3 share a brain cell...how else would you explain the strange combo of antiquated played out antics and juvenile mentality. :roll:
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Post by: Original Syn on October 16, 2005, 12:09:31 AM
Deac, cono cabron, 8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  Now thats my kind of breakfast burrito!!!!!!
Ayo Souljah, man, I cant help it, the kid just annoys me and I just had to try and set him right, I could never set him straight but at least I could try to make him see the error of his ways.... and for sure bra, the best way to learn a language is from a first-language speaker on a one to one basis....

" You could really accelerate my development by going over these pa**ages again at my home. i feel that an extended intensive session would help unlock my latent language skills!!! :twisted: "

Thats the line Souljah, the rest is up to you, May your chorizo be thoroughly devoured
 :wink:
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Post by: Mastermind Dogg on October 18, 2005, 12:50:57 PM
ayo synactic no beef bro!
IM OUT
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Post by: the brand® on October 18, 2005, 12:54:25 PM
Quote from: "syntactic"
Does anyone else think mastermind DOGG and j-DOGG could be related?
I can see it now, a crew of emcees  :?  all surnamed Dogg,
Mastermind, j, smelly, stray and their sister, bitch.......
WHERE MY DOGGS AT?!!  :lol:




I THINK THEY ONE IN THE SAME.........
DUDE BE TALKIN TO HIMSELF...........N IF SO
U NEED THERAPY
ONLY "childakapoet" IS ALOUD TO TALK TO HIMSELF :wink:

YALL PROBABLY SNIFFING EACH OTHERS a**ES

TEHE :wink:
Title: realism
Post by: N.A 187 on March 29, 2006, 07:13:10 PM
What happend to rhymes being laced for heads to blaze/ on a chase for time/ trying to trapp a moment in the center of my pombs/ Every rapper can look puffy without using a Combs/ i figure they got rap more twisted than locks/this where bullshit stops/ i wanna plant rap crops on igneious rocks/ produce hiphop that Eistine would rock/ lay f***s to their graves/ arrive at their funeral and take a shit on their tombstone/ my history is hotter than Juews when Hitler was around/ i flow dirt like a river of mud/ lock my self in solitery wit a warlock/ f*** being hard headed , i plan to go ram with an ox/ blow the wind off the boombox/ spank a hoe to death with a dry sock/ native a**asin/ f*** what u got