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Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: oxman on July 17, 2003, 07:30:00 AM
Come with it!
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: oxman on July 17, 2003, 07:33:00 AM
No Sexism :-Y , No Racism :-Y , Strictly Skills :-P . Who wanna Battle?  :-Y  
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: oxman on July 20, 2003, 04:14:00 AM
What?
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: SOYA DADDY on July 20, 2003, 06:04:00 PM
buurrp! :-o
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: TKRocks on July 25, 2003, 08:48:00 AM
aaight, I´m down... unless this offer has expired or something?
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: TKRocks on July 25, 2003, 09:30:00 AM
here´s my verse (RULES: two verses a man, when all 4 verses are in, first to five [legitemate, clearly reasoned] votes wins):

you ain´t real, you´re j-lo. dog, I told you to heel!/
cos if you move I´ll smack you into childhood, when you were veal/
the OXman´s talkin trash, son, you need to desist/
cos all your bovine faeces got me thinkin you´re talkin bullshit/
I´m not sexist, I just hate bitches that´s runnin their mouths/
so keep talkin, oxman, and I´ll bring my daggers out/
turn the gateway to an abbatoir and slaughter you live/
with streaming audio and video, my bandwidth is high/
you thought you´d battle but you didn´t plan on losing a war/
if you´ve got beef, I´ll f***ing eat the oxman raw/
it´s strictly skill in this, we battlin but even ox is feelin it/
tryin to file for delict cos i hurt intentionally in this/
I won´t call you bitch cos we contractually agreed and shit/
but I´ll bitch-slap you ´til your nose´ll f***ing bleed and shit/
I´ll up the ante handily by flossin like a boffin and tossin/
multisyllabic rhymin so I´m PICKed the winner like I was COTTON/
oxman´s rotten but I´ll eat and digest his flesh/
if you were on y-fm at breakfast, son, you couldn´t be fresh!/
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: oxman on July 26, 2003, 06:56:00 AM
Nice kid you took eight days to write that rap still it sound weak/
you need to check the order of the covo before you come speak/
i got beef by the pound but not with men or women/
i got beef with scared chickens who be out there dissin/
if i´m wrong i admit/ apologise and i fix my shit/
here´s a warning/i don´t have to like everything thats put up in this forum/
we´d all be yawning/ and this whole shit would turn out boring/
check my posts/you will see i´m more Fresh than Y n´m/
all those comments that is dope sure the OX supplyin em/
TK claim you rock you couldn´t rock a Pondokkie/
OX burn you to coal like a Miang Stokkie/
but if you still aint Black enough/i bust your a** like Rocky/
IZUKIZAKI jy moeti KAK PRAATIE/ are you taatie gaazie/
those aint syllables thats the sound babies make when they feel their shit´s coming/
I stick my Lord Cock up in your sinus/
pop out your iris/
there aint a clock alive on earth that could time this/
f*** that lemme rewind this/
20 second rap line/
hey, you fine kid?/
OXMAN got mad Stick just like Mola**es/
i sit on your face and make you taste my gases/
squeeze your nipples with my rusty pliers/
who wanna try this?/OX fulfill your most weird desires/
I´ll f*** any sex Bitch who wanna f***/
I aint biased/
lemme put flames on your tits like they were miss doubtfire´s/
we can even take pictures and print fliers/
tell the whole damn world TK´s a**´ for hire/
liar, punk bich/ you aint half a man/
the war´s on/ go on/
internalise this song/
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: RuSh on July 26, 2003, 01:40:00 PM
who wanna battle-artifacts
everybody just jumping on the battling bandwagon i wanna hear shit thats tight shit that a dude sat for hours and used alot of his cranium juices!!!!!!
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: TKRocks on July 27, 2003, 06:38:00 AM
son, you couldn´t ROCK if you were Mick Jagger/
I ROLL hard, your shit is old, in fact your shit is haggard/
you couldn´t punch lines if you had gloves on your fist/
I could kill your rhymes if I was stoned, drugged or pissed/
the oxman needs OXygen, breath and try repeat/
your last flow was weak like your seven day old beats/
so stop this, cos you can´t battle when I drop this/
if I called you sergeant, son you couldn´t even cop this/
the oxman gets oxycuted, boy, you´re a zit/
I´m gon´ hold on to my saliva cos you ain´t worth a spit/
ox, try f*** me, f*** it, I dare you, do it/
you´re so fake, your semen don´t flow fluid/
just quit it, you´re so wack I won´t say that you bit it/
cos your flow´s so cheesy that nobody else could did it/
dude, you couldn´t battle me if you were Bush with major arsenal/
man, your rhyme´s got mad holes, in fact its holy like a cardinal/
you´re so wack, my first rhyme should be enough/
if we were playing blackjack then your rhymes would get you bust/
even though I´m drunk I still break your flow to peices/
your flow´s dead ox, you couldn´t ressurect with Jesus/
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2003, 05:53:00 PM
Quote:

Kick his a**ssss!!!
tha neuron
26-07-2003 at 23:38, TKRocks wrote:
son, you couldn´t ROCK if you were Mick Jagger/
I ROLL hard, your shit is old, in fact your shit is haggard/
you couldn´t punch lines if you had gloves on your fist/
I could kill your rhymes if I was stoned, drugged or pissed/
the oxman needs OXygen, breath and try repeat/
your last flow was weak like your seven day old beats/
so stop this, cos you can´t battle when I drop this/
if I called you sergeant, son you couldn´t even cop this/
the oxman gets oxycuted, boy, you´re a zit/
I´m gon´ hold on to my saliva cos you ain´t worth a spit/
ox, try f*** me, f*** it, I dare you, do it/
you´re so fake, your semen don´t flow fluid/
just quit it, you´re so wack I won´t say that you bit it/
cos your flow´s so cheesy that nobody else could did it/
dude, you couldn´t battle me if you were Bush with major arsenal/
man, your rhyme´s got mad holes, in fact its holy like a cardinal/
you´re so wack, my first rhyme should be enough/
if we were playing blackjack then your rhymes would get you bust/
even though I´m drunk I still break your flow to peices/
your flow´s dead ox, you couldn´t ressurect with Jesus/


:-Z  :-Z  :-Z
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: TKRocks on July 28, 2003, 08:06:00 AM
ox son, wa**up? you were online 4 a WHILE yesterday and you don´t reply... hmmm... post your reply and let´s get this one out there 4 the votes.
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: TKRocks on July 30, 2003, 06:19:00 AM
yo ox, you gonna come with that second verse or what man?
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: oxman on July 30, 2003, 08:07:00 PM
Dingaan Thobela with gloves off, you better have up your guards/
Ox turned Tiger Woods you a few strokes under PAR/
Scared?....You soft, couldnt shake me in a bumper car/
Y R U here?.... your style´s trash, My horns´l leave you with scars/
Swallowing raw meat like you in a gay sushi bar/
You sound sweet but shit Melts like you a Chocolate Star/
South African winter, keep your arms inside your sleeves/
Rock? You wouldnt know how to RAP if u asked Google or Jeeves/
Cause if u ask me, I´ll give u a something that really Rocks/
It´s W-W-W DOT I love Africasgateway COM/
I bring 9-11 and I don´t mean the cops/
Im talkin lyrical bombs, that blow u up like Palestinian tyres/
I shit on your rhymes, your family and your flashy hip-hop attire/
Send you back to your computer with major a**embly required/
I see you´ve lost it/ I´m tired/
I drew the line and Brother you crossed it/
Plus my mic´s frozen my rhymes so cold that the way I spit leaving everything frostbit/
Your shit could´nt be ILL even if you were TB and Coughed Spit/
Damn, forget this/
I loved you really, but my rhyme just left you Slated
Ox needed to prove a point with that first rhyme cause they hated/
Let me get this straight here:/
You´re Paper I´m the Sun, Ox got you faded/
Your rhymes aint Nuttin you only Rocked when you masturbated/
What!
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: oxman on July 30, 2003, 08:30:00 PM
Now start voting!
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: General In8 on July 30, 2003, 09:24:00 PM
DAMN!!!!!!!! actually hell no...f***IN SHIT!!!!!

Yo i don no tho hey i jus don no. Both were tight nd its a difficult decision but i think my vote goes to.....Eish man i wanna vote 4 both o yall cos damn dat shit was jus... i don no tho hey.

TKRocks u got my vote. Dat ressurect with Jesus shit got me jo..
Damn!!! :-]
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: TKRocks on July 30, 2003, 11:17:00 PM
finally ox, nice battle! four days down the line... thanx 4 the vote Molybdenum! please, scout the battle between me and dropbomb.

tweede
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: oxman on July 31, 2003, 01:34:00 AM
I like your shit too TK. I took rugged´s advice after my first frrestyle off the dome verse and sat down for a minute,put my mind in it.
One Love!
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: oxman on September 27, 2003, 12:31:00 AM
huh?
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: RuSh on September 27, 2003, 07:14:00 AM
thought the battle was over allready
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: SOYA DADDY on September 27, 2003, 07:55:00 PM
Stop it now!all of you!no dessert/desert(i cant remember the spelling)if this carries on...
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: Anonymous on October 30, 2003, 02:09:00 AM
TK got my vote. tight lines kid... ONE!

fresh7
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: HiddenLymbz on October 30, 2003, 02:58:00 AM
feelin´ both! but felt like yah wuz crammin dem wordz in´  would ya´ll go again?on one specific topic like your names for instance(.....and stay on that topic)
don´t shoot the messenger!.....onetime LWHY  ;-)
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: RuSh on October 30, 2003, 07:37:00 AM
 ;-)  ;-)  ;-)
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: digabledust on November 05, 2003, 09:35:00 PM
i´m late bit mic jaggar ur a**s
TK rocked (pa** tense)
Title: Stop Callin and start Battlin
Post by: Blac Satyr on November 24, 2003, 02:59:00 PM
[My first post: I´m not an mc, but here´s som...]

Eii yo! i bbq u, plus your iq/
slappin´ ya a**, Oops! your eyez got popped-out/
Man you still indie/ preachin´ hellashit!
Son i suggest you cover your mouth-up wit your own...
Basement we down, holdin´ hot joint down/
everybody str8-up & dance/
I´ve been facin´ 2 many crooks with fake rimz/
tryin´ 2 murder ma soul, stick out your knivez out my
tatto scars i sealed, wrapped with bandage/
back when i was an o.g from old skool.

Am i bad? :-?