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General Discussion / Hold the gotdamn phone!: nordic woman convicted of rape

« on: May 10, 2005, 04:05:22 PM »

...I can't emagine why but i seriously think there was something very wrong with that chick.. I've heard of freaks before, but howmany chicks do you know that'll mouth you manhood with you asleep..

Unless ofcourse my world is extreeeeemly morbid and tasteless (which i doubt) I can't think of any woman i know that'll do that! Ofcourse I don't know all of them.. but after being in Amsterdam..I have a general idea of what a freak is..

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General Discussion / ...hmmm

« on: May 10, 2005, 03:54:34 PM »

You do have to consider the factors on this one... I mean, sure enough alot of guys would jump to the opportunity of getting a free blow.. but what if she looks like a train wreck?! I mean surely the guy woke up and has never been able to sleep again for some reason right??

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General Discussion / The P R Os

« on: May 10, 2005, 01:22:56 PM »

..Just came back from a press conference in Newtown with ProKid, ProVerb, Skwatta Kamp and  DJ Awadi from Senegal for a show on Saturday.. ProKid is definately not happy about the way his album is not in stores... I got the feelin' you had to be Sugasmakx to get some results.
(I saw him havin'a word with Sipho Sithole from Gallo and kinda'over heard... Sipho invite him to his office) I guess thats how you get things done over there! :?

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General Discussion / HMMMMM....

« on: May 10, 2005, 10:12:05 AM »

Syntactic - i'm a sinner, but i cant spell. I think tactically and weigh situations to discover how to achieve an advantage. I strive to achieve ultimate mastery of syntax. This is one facet of the many faced diamond (who likes it rough) that is me. A few of my other aliases reside in my signature, figure them out 4 yoself you seem like a smart kid.

from your last post i can see why you don't lie about sinning... i don't think you have a problem with spelling (you seem to have a pretty good grasp on the preverbial 'f' you's, but then who hasn't) As for beeing a newbie.. I told you what my nick meant.. well the last bit  'Jones' is the love jones... everybody has the need to feel good.. I have the cure.

Dombollo on the other hand has its many facets.. if you really insist..
its exactly that DOMBOLLO!!

As for your signature.. I don't need to be a smart kid to figure it out, maybe a bit THICK HEADED to spend more then a second tryin to.
 :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

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General Discussion / ???...OUT OF PURE CURIOSITY...???

« on: May 06, 2005, 03:05:46 PM »

.. JUST WANTED TO FIND OUT WHAT EVERYBODY'S
NICK/ALIAS MEANT... OR IF IT DOESN'T AL ALL...  

" DombolloJones: Given to me in high school for having the 'jones'

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General Discussion / KONscious FABle

« on: May 05, 2005, 02:56:38 PM »

yo KONFAB...

I have only one comment..

     β Я Ц T Δ Ŀ

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Humour / Jokes / @ Deacon Frost

« on: May 05, 2005, 02:42:46 PM »

YO DEAC...

I AM   D E F I N A T E L Y   NOT!!  COMING TO WORK TOMORROW!!
THAT BOOTY-SMAKIN HAND 'O YOUR'S GOT ME THINKIN' OF SOME
OTHER ISH MAN!!

HONEY BES' BE TAKIN' OUT THE LEATHER BOOTS TONIGHT!!!
I'MMA SMACK ME MY OWN BUTT... DAAAAMMN!!!

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Media / IS IMAGE THAT IMPORTANT TO LOCAL MCEE'S???

« on: May 05, 2005, 02:33:20 PM »

OOOOH TISH!!!

THATS SOME CRAZY ISH!! YO I KNOW THA MAN PERSONALLY...
NOT THAT IM DISPUTIN'YO COMMENT THOUGH BUT.. WELL
I DUNNO MAYBE WHAT IM TRYIN'TO SAY IS I DON'T SEE SOME
OF THE MCEES IN MNZANZI REALLY CARING WHAT THEIR
IMAGE IS LIKE...

MOST OF DEM DON'T EVEN CARE HOW THEY ARE PORTRAYED
BY THE MEDIA (MYBE BECAUSE HALF OF THE ISH IS TRUE ANYWAY)
BUT HOW CAN YOU WANNA KEEP A CLEAN IMAGE WHEN
SOME OF THE CONCEPTS OF YOUR INDUSTRY CONTRADICTS THAT.

GUESS THERE'S MORE MEANING IN THA SAYING:

"CHECK YO'SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO SELF"
PEACE!!! :wink:

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Media / IS IMAGE THAT IMPORTANT TO LOCAL MCEE'S???

« on: May 05, 2005, 12:35:54 PM »

...Ever wondered if we have Image Consultants in S.A.??
Is it an idea to start such an industry or do they just
fake what fans really want to see???

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Media / I now its wrong but I cant help my self this time

« on: May 05, 2005, 12:21:12 PM »

BWAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH HAAAARRRGGGHH!!!!  :lol:  :lol:

E V I L ! E V I L ! E V I L ! :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
....OOOHHH HOOOOO  HA HA HA HA HA!!!  :lol:  :lol:

...I MAY/
BUY EVERY BODY IN DA CLUB A ROUND/
PRAY/
THEY NEVER SAW THE PACKET OF ACID I FOUND/

BUT WHO AM I TO THINK THEY BLIND LIKE RAY/
SINGING, HOLDING THE MIC THE OTHER WAY ROUND/!!

I had to too... :wink:

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Battle One on One / FEAR IZ...............

« on: May 05, 2005, 12:05:15 PM »

I have to completely agree with you there childakapoet:

ZUMA AS PRESIDENT?
HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...I do feel that the next President should have some very capable desicive abilities, someone who not only knows the country well
but can actually stand up and do something about the issues tackling
South Africa... I am talking about Trevor Manuel!!

I am a definate follower of Mr. Manuel and I say he has the..
"kahuna del tore" to do the job.

MANUEL FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / tight lines tearin the airwaves

« on: May 05, 2005, 11:22:51 AM »

Back in tha days!!!!!!!! " the memories are poundin' my beanbag "

Boom bye bye/in a botty bwoy head/
the shottie fly now/the botty ly like dead/
2 shots dead to him chin/enemy a friend/
fake the funk/I put the junk to an end/
Now who da rude bwoy/wan come tess dogg/
I find his family/and I.D. em in da morgue/
I bet you never thought I bust led/
To prize/I'm a fortified blunt head just like a dread/ -
 :mrgreen:
Artist: Smif-N-Wessun
Album:  Dah Shinin
Song:   Sound Bwoy Bureill

============================

Now this next piece of rhymology was one of
my favourites and still is.. can't seem to forget it! :wink:

[Trigga]
Uh, base your eyes on the guy
no kind of worries if I die
so pussy glai try
dangerfield steppin my way
bodies get creamated on a Friday the do or die way
your death threater, sender, head spinner
rap beginner, light dimmer
3 knockout count winner
your gun reacher, bustin shot teacher
your funeral service church preacher
your black hearse coffin seeker
The body polluter, the gat shooter
the Brownsville wild Brooklyn trooper
the cock D mountain mover
the face basher, the mista brain smasher
the ax waxer, the drug money stasher...

[Smoothe]
The money stasher, gun blastin razor slasher
the human asthma breath taker
body dump waster
the glock cocker, block locker the rock chopper,
the shot popper, the jock cock glocker
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over f*** your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer, the chicken tricker
the slick the long dick pussy sticker
the ready to bust that a** kicker
The track manoeuvre, the box barrier
the off of the dome rapper
the c-74 ox carrier....
 :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Artist: Smoothe Da Hustla f/ Trigga Tha Gambler
Album:  Once Upon A Time In Amerikkka
Song:   Broken Language

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / tight lines tearin the airwaves

« on: May 05, 2005, 10:59:42 AM »

TRACK-RECORDS/
MY FINGER PRINTS - THESE METAPHORS
ARE PRINTED ON A RECORD/
ON BILL-BOARD CHARTS, I RUN PAR//
WITH MANY RAP GODS/
I LOOK FAR//
AND GRAB STARS//
APOLLO (13) THIRTEEN/
I'LL GRAB THE MIC & SLICE 'N DICE
'TILL RAPPERS WANNA COME CLEAN!/ -  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted: ®ÐømßølløJøne§™

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / tight lines tearin the airwaves

« on: May 05, 2005, 10:09:53 AM »

"Yo
The Rappa Rapscallion
correction noted... tx"
 :oops:  :mrgreen:

..there's gonna be alotta slow singing/
the flower bringing/
if my bugglar alarm starts ringing/ - Notorious B.I.G.

====================

WHEN I'M RYMIN/
I'M TIMIN'/
MY LIRICAL INTERCEPTION/
THESE METAPHORS BUCK SHOTS
LIKE I WAS A FATAL ATRACTION/
NOW TOTAL DESTRUCTIONS/
SO SUDDEN LIKE OBSTRUCTIONS/
THE TWISTER OF MORE MINDS
CHANGING THOUGHTS LIKE DECEPTIONS!! - ®ÐømßølløJøne§™

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Humour / Jokes / @ Deacon Frost

« on: May 05, 2005, 09:34:03 AM »

afterbirth..

... do belive you got me boggled there dear chap, kindly eleborate... :?  :?

now that there is a hand... keep the avatar