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General Discussion / Re: f*** you: who feels like arguing
« on: December 22, 2009, 08:55:20 PM »
I agree Beyonce is way over-rated, but Rihanna is hawt.

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General Discussion / Re: f*** you: who feels like arguing
« on: December 22, 2009, 07:38:48 PM »
Rihanna is damn fine. And no, she doesn't look like a common coloured chick, she's hotter than most.

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General Discussion / Re: f*** you: who feels like arguing
« on: December 22, 2009, 02:41:35 PM »
My brain is a hive buzzing with millions of bees...and each bee has an IQ greater than yours!

My IQ is >>> than your blood pressure, when you're all excited and I'm at leisure.

Quote from: Jimmy Snyder
I decided to go to Mensa headquarters and find out the real skinny on this group. When I got the the door, they said I couldn't get in unless I got a puzzle right. They asked me "What's the next name in the sequence:"
Bush, Clinton, Bush, ...
I answered Clinton and slid right in. A fellow there motioned for me to sit down next to him. He asked me my name and when I told him, he said "That's right, you get 5 points". When I asked his name he posed me the following: What's found on a duck, a goose, and a platypus. I said Bill, and he said that's right, "Bill Webb". I asked him what his IQ was and he said: What's the next number in the sequence:

129, 130, 131, 132, ...
I said 133? and he said right. Then he asked me my IQ. I said $30 and left.

Here is my take on this. If you laid all the Mensa members end to end, you would never finish because there's another one born every minute.

 ;D :D

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General Discussion / Re: Exporting Their Crap.
« on: December 22, 2009, 02:24:15 PM »
I really think we should outgrow this thing of going 'im a simpleton" or "my 2 cents' or 'this is only my opinion but..." or any other variation of these phrases. why do we apologise for having opinions  ???

Read before you post. Im not apologising for anything. I said I don't want anyone to try and explain this phenomenon to me. And I never said I was a simpleton either pyro, put your gla**es on.
Well what did I expect; nobody has anything relevant to say.

Peace.

Im in Miami Bitch


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General Discussion / Exporting Their Crap.
« on: December 21, 2009, 09:19:53 PM »
I was sitting around doing nothing and this thought came to me. The 'economic crisis' or whatever you want to call it, that we're in right now, started in America, and is mostly America's fault, but their problems have spread over the world and now we're all suffering economically, more or less. But when America or any other Western countries go through a economic boom, good times, then that success isnt really transported to the rest of the (third) world.

Just a though.

I don't want anyone to try and explain it to me like Im a simpleton, Im just pointing it out.
And yes, I am bitter about the economy  ;)

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General Discussion / Re: Christmas wishlist
« on: November 27, 2009, 06:28:14 PM »
I hope they can come up with a proper deal at Copenhagen.
Other than that there's not really anything I want.

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Humour / Jokes / Re: Official thread of Dumb questions: WEAGS!
« on: November 27, 2009, 06:24:43 PM »
Wow there's so much bullshit going round this thread...

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Humour / Jokes / Re: Official thread of Dumb questions: WEAGS!
« on: November 26, 2009, 03:42:09 PM »
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Give this brother an award for honesty.

Btw, my count is 5324....
























....this month

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General Discussion / Re: "I can't stop masturbating"
« on: November 26, 2009, 03:23:47 PM »
Mastubating is good for practise it kind of raised my libido to 60 minutes tops or until a broad says shes tired!!

You make your woman watch you masturbate for 60 minutes or until she says she's tired???

You and Rama are the same person arent you...

LMFAO ...cla**ic.

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Humour / Jokes / Re: Official thread of Dumb questions: WEAGS!
« on: November 26, 2009, 03:21:53 PM »
I am embarra**ed about the number I went through this year, before I hooked up with the girlfriend. One of her friends is among them even and she introduced us.

If I break up with the girlfriend and realise I have become a new Jack I will move to the mountains and become a hermit.


LIES ... LIES ...


Iv piped a legion this year. Im good to retire while im still ahead 8), or at least before i start failing like New Jack.


AND MORE LIES.


Why would you say this?

You know I get mine. I can show you if you want.

Nice sig...

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General Discussion / Re: Kill the Hadeda!
« on: November 20, 2009, 12:53:28 PM »
My lips are sealed  ;D

Anyway, I KNOW hadedas are in Bloem, pyro back me up, these birds are irritating as hell! And I think right now is there mating season. STOP THEM NOW!!

If hadedas are not your thing for hatin on, what about the guinea fowl, those birds are irritating too, and i know theyre all over CPT

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General Discussion / Re: Kill the Hadeda!
« on: November 20, 2009, 12:25:26 PM »
@Bhut'lekese : HA! Like Im telling anyone where Ilive, cats on the internet... gonna be waiting outside with a baseball bat and what not (yes im paranoid)

@ Nta ya Senana: Its not like that, I love animals actually, but this is like population control see? Don't you kow they killed thousands of rabbits on robin island because there were just too many of them? Same thing here, there are waaaay to many hadedas. I guess we should ask some people who aren't from CPT.

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Sports Arena / Re: SMH@ Thierry Henry
« on: November 20, 2009, 12:11:52 PM »
OOh no no no, my good sir, Im pretty sure it was them barca stars with their dirty tricks that taught him that. I mean, Arsenal must be the cleanest team in the whole premier league...
I mean, Henry has to use all the dirty tricks he can, just to make the starting line up at Barca right?

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Movie Talk / Re: Tony Jaa:ONG BAK 2
« on: November 20, 2009, 12:07:53 PM »
A bit off topic, but since you did mention him, here's Bruce Lee playing ping pong with nunchucks... and the other dude gets his a** handed to him:


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Sports Arena / Re: SMH@ Thierry Henry
« on: November 20, 2009, 12:05:17 PM »
Well, before Barca, he didn't do this shit in a world cup qualifier, right? But after BArca.... see what I'm sayin?

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