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Battle One on One / Re: BEEF 101

« on: May 10, 2010, 07:34:00 PM »

it's supposed to be a reply to this:

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this is the only reply i did last year to his shenanigans Tate. should i keep sonning this cat?damn it took lil man 5 months to come back at me with a nollywood filck?you know my steez Tate i can't resist the taste of blood.

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Battle One on One / BEEF 101

« on: May 10, 2010, 07:10:21 PM »

Tate ndeip? so yeah dude disses first i respond he replies using my lines ya-da-ya-da. ok he made his little subliminal diss, i replied then he replied.here's his reply.will attend to it when i have time, right now it's not interesting me at all.

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General Discussion / Re: f*** you: who feels like arguing

« on: December 23, 2009, 11:32:34 AM »

kobe's the greatest ball player of all time

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General Discussion / Re: Ice Cube Appreciation Thread

« on: December 11, 2009, 08:39:05 AM »

Raw Footage (2008)

01. What Is A Pyroclastic Flow?
02. I Got My Locs on (Feat. Young Jeezy)
03. It Takes A Nation
04. Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It
05. Hood Mentality
06. Why Me? (Feat. Musiq Soulchild)
07. Cold Places
08. Jack N The Box
09. Do Ya Thang
10. Thank God
11. Here He Come (Feat. Doughboy)
12. Get Money, Spend Money, No Money
13. Get Use To It (Feat. WC & The Game)
14. Tomorrow
15. Stand Tall
16. Take Me Away (Feat. Butch Ca**idy)

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General Discussion / Re: Ice Cube Appreciation Thread

« on: December 11, 2009, 08:37:19 AM »

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General Discussion / Re: Ice Cube Appreciation Thread

« on: December 11, 2009, 08:35:19 AM »

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General Discussion / Re: Ice Cube Appreciation Thread

« on: December 11, 2009, 08:30:46 AM »

Ice Cube War and Peace Vol 1 - The War Disc

01. Ask About Me
02. Pushin' Weight (Feat. Mr. Short Khop)
03. Dr. Frankenstein (Feat. Mr. Short Khop)
04. f*** Dying (Feat. Korn)
05. War & Peace
06. Ghetto Vet (Feat. Mack 10 & Mr. Short Khop)
07. Greed
08. MP (Feat. Master P)
09. Cash Over a**
10. The Curse Of Money (Feat. Mack 10)
11. The Peckin' Order
12. Limos, Demos & Bimbos (Feat. Mr. Short Khop)
13. Once Upon A Time In The Projects 2
14. If I Was f***in' You (Feat. Mr. Short Khop & K-Mac)
15. X-Bitches
16. Extradition
17. 3 Strikes You In
18. Penitentiary

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General Discussion / Re: Ice Cube Appreciation Thread

« on: December 11, 2009, 08:23:29 AM »

top 5 greatest of all time, let's go kids. once upon a time there was a rapper named cube who frowned a lot...

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General Discussion / @ Mad

« on: December 10, 2009, 07:09:11 PM »

where you at . pm.

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General Discussion / Tim Westwood according to Wickedpedia Uncyclopedia

« on: October 29, 2009, 03:27:55 PM »

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tim_Westwood

Tim Westwood

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Tim, with his three brothers Gregory, Rupert, and Terence.
For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Tim Westwood.


Tim Westwood (born Timothy Gideon Henry [explosion sound effect] Westingwood-Smythe II on 3rd October 1547) is a legendary DJ, TV presenter, clown and full time African-American impersonator. He hosts his own radio show on BBC Radio 1, in which he delivers heavy hit after heavy hit after heavy hit to his own credibility with each pa**ing minute. Aside from his radio show he also presents MTV's Pimp My Ride in the UK, and a new Channel 4 series called The Big Dog, which takes a look at abnormally large dogs.
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    * 1 WE'RE GOING IN With Some Background Info!
    * 2 Westwood's Show On Radio 1, That's How We Get The Job Done!
    * 3 Speaking Like The Big Dog!
    * 4 Drop The Trivia Bomb!
    * 5 Quick Shout Out For These Related Articles!
    * 6 Footnotes

[edit] WE'RE GOING IN With Some Background Info!

Despite being born through an anus and educated at McDonalds, Tim speaks as if he belongs to a crack-dealing street gang from the south side of New York. Tim's father Bill, a Catholic priest, has put Tim's behaviour down to Satan switching Tim's soul with that of a black south-side ghetto boy some time in the 1980's, and vice-versa. This means that somewhere in the world there is a black south-side ghetto boy who acts like the angelic, slightly poofy son of a Catholic priest. He has yet to be found, if he is still alive.

Shortly after acquiring his new accent Tim moved to London and began a 5-year free-style busking marathon outside Virgin Megastore on Oxford Street. Senior BBC producer Andy Parfait, whilst shopping at Virgin for Enya box-sets, spotted Tim's enormous potential and hired him on the spot out of pity. Andy had been intending to take Westwood to the filming department for a documentary called Freaks on the Street, but, since Westwood was drunk at the time, he got lost at the BBC centre and stumbled into Radio 1's broadcasting studios instead. The rest is history.

In 2002, the RAF attempted to enlist Westwood to help in the Afghan war. Senior RAF personnel had expressed the desire to strap Westwood to the underside of a jet so he could "drop the bomb" on Taliban positions with lethal accuracy. However, Westwood declined saying "that's not the way we get it in" and hoped that in the future, the RAF would "keep it real". Sources[1] say that real reason behind Westwoods reluctancy in joining the war against the Taliban was that Westwood has substantial investments in Afghanistan's burka-industry.
[edit] Westwood's Show On Radio 1, That's How We Get The Job Done!

First time listeners to his radio show can be forgiven for thinking they have accidentally tuned into a Los Angeles underground hip-hop-club-DJs private after-party, such is the raw energy and "growling crunk flavas" that roar out of every minute of the Radio 1 Westwood Rap Show.

Tim keeps his audience entertained with made-up phrases spoken in a thick Brooklyn/Surrey accent, while special guests such as Eminem and Bob Hoskins clutter up the studio, shouting, swearing, free-styling and playing Boggle. Occasionally, the latest "fresh cuts" (records) are played along with a variety of sound-effects, including explosions, air-horns, malfunctioning merry-go-rounds and bleating goats.
[edit] Speaking Like The Big Dog!

Westwood is famous for developing his own extensions to the English language. The following are regularly bellowed by Tim during his radio show, often accompanied by explosion sound effects and sometimes straight into the face of his own guests.
Westwood gives the order to drop the bomb.

    * Drop The Bomb!
    * Very Big Things!
    * Read A Good Book!
    * It's The Big Dog!
    * Exactamundo!
    * Banging In Your Grill!
    * Quite Right Too!
    * Go Hard Brother Number One!
    * Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmn!
    * This Is How We Do It!
    * Up In The Building, Down In The Building, Side-To-Side In The Building!
    * Wrap It Up Before You Slap It Up!
    * This Isn't Strictly Come Dancing!
    * Snap Crackle Pop!
    * Damn I Love This Joint!
    * You Know How We Do-Do-Do Ba-Da-Da-Da!
    * Findus Crispy Pancakes!
    * That Car Is Mad, Small!
    * Bow Down And Kiss The Ring!

[edit] Drop The Trivia Bomb!

    * Tim was awarded Mofo Magazine's prestigious "Most Grills Banged All Up In" Award both in 2003 and 2006.
    * In July 1999 Westwood was treated in hospital in for eight paintball gun splats to the head and testicles, after a drive-by shooting which he reguarly insists was lethal in terms of skin cell damage.
    * He is well known for his line of shampoos and conditioners released under the Pantene brand name made of 99.9% pimp juice extract.
    * In his early 20's Tim was diagnosed with a sub-type of Tourette's Syndrome which causes him to randomly shout out meaningless words and phrases mid-sentence. He has so far been unable to find a cure for this.
    * On this day in 1806, Westwood was roundly pwned by KRS-1 on his Radio 1 rap show. Westwood's advocacy of Berkeleyan solipsism was anathema to KRS-1, who believed in "keeping it real". KRS-1 did a wee on Tim Westwood's arm, and then left the studio cackling maniacally.
    * He has an unspecified number of big pet dogs, apparently named after prolific artists of the hip hop scene, which he regularly gives shout-outs to in his show.
    * Although he broadcasts on Radio 1, his studio is in fact located in a bunker in the middle of a battlefield in Afghanistan, hence the constant explosions that can be heard in the background.
    * It is believed that Dolly Parton's song Son of a Preacher Man is actually about her secret affair with Westwood.
    * He spends most of his evenings and weekends lying in a pool of pimp juice, and this is before he even goes out.
    * It is a true fact that Westwood phones home three minutes before arriving so his family can play his introduction track, so when he walks into the house he enters to a crude explosion and the sound of Westwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooood in da house.

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Graphics Section / Re: I need Albam Cover

« on: October 28, 2009, 12:43:45 PM »

i hate foreigners

O.M.G

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Hot Traxxx / Re: Poet The Sonnet - Real Crazy (prod by DJ PeeWee)

« on: October 27, 2009, 07:29:04 PM »

thumbs up pee-wee. nice.

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Producers - Discussion / Re: J-One Vs The Kritik

« on: October 22, 2009, 05:56:51 PM »

Oh No! What is this!!?? I'm ON it MINUS THE LOL

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 MTV Top 10 hottest mcees

« on: October 12, 2009, 06:24:05 PM »

Oh boy. slang misconstrued. Nothing's wrong with the list. it's hottest not dopest or illest. so it's not just about their pen game but the ability to translate it into revenue, hype etc... ie, who are people talking bout? who's making moves, etc. people talk a lot about realness forgetting hip hop is exactly where it started off -  the party starting mcs. check the catalog if you think i'm lying. it got deep later.there is no such thing as hip pop. it's all hip hop. wayne's scorching,i'll applaud him...

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Hip Hop Events / Re: Basic Training Sessions 001

« on: October 12, 2009, 01:07:07 PM »

if we in the hood we in it