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« on: November 27, 2003, 12:24:00 PM »
versatility is not my best trait and i think it´s becoz i am only interested in satisfying myself. versatility opens up the possiblity that she will experience a knock on the left and right sides of the walls.have you ever done a hook?well it can only be achieved if the cock is crooked.it´s a funny story if you will let me tell you.
a few days ago i´m rethinking my career as a fireman who loves hip hop and that´s probably why the woman call me "hot" or "hothop".maybe i am going deaf and they are really calling me "hotnot".
so to make a short story long i´m driving down athlone in my cressida and this woman tells me to pull over.i did it because she was a penguin (a city polly cracker aka city police).she wanted to see my drivers lisense. i said i don´t have it on me because i was using it to remove the old sock fluff which was accumulating under my toe nails.she did not find it funny, i only got a little smirk to the left cheek facial expression.my cock was filling with blood and the head was starting to look like a transvaaler who burnt his face in the cape town sun.her nipples where fighting to push through that black cotton shirt.i didn´t know it but when i looked in the mirror my tongue appeared to be 30 com long and swollen.i was breathinglike a dog.the saliva was running down my body and i thought i was in a car pool.it was only my imagination and she was adam and the ants (adamant) that i must show her my lisense. i said that she can cum to my house.she agreed and hopped into my car.i drove her to tafelsig because that´s where my oom lives.that´s hwere my card was.we went there and my uncle was at work.he works at a construction site in phillipi.did i ever tell you about him?he shits in his sleep because he drinks white wine.that shit makes your bowel system paralysed.ask anyone in tafelsig if they know of that old man who has "jersey-cow" sheets hanging up.not even Vanish can get rid of that.so to make a long story short we went into the house and she sat on the lounge set whihc was still covered in plastic.those bastards at Ellerines took away his mandrax priveledges for a few months to pay that shit off.and why don´t you ever see white people in Ellerines? hey i´m glad to see white people in Pep stores now, it looks like they need that because have you seen those poor white people in pretoria?they look like romanian gypsies.
and those white 12 year old boys, all of them have shaven heads and they, this is starting to scare, they actually act ghetto.i´m wondering what kind of gnagsters they will make when they grow up
"hey bru, like china, give me that shoe before i, err, ha ha, peel your cap"
will they hit with open hands? why are afrikaners in gauteng bigger than those in cape town? in cape town the whiteys are small mutherf***ers.like the cape of white midgets.in guateng i don´t f*** with those boere.the width of one of their thighs, man i thought woman on the cape flats had thick thighs.we call these chicks with thick legs "dumpies". did you ever remember when beer bottles were thin enough and it had a small neck.you could bite that bottle broken.now they make it with long necks? is sab secretly instigation a homosexual society by training the men in this country to suck the cock? no way man, not me, i´ll stick to my cans.
jesus what happened to fat joe? his show went downhill after he went over to sabc.i wish my tv had a black hole so that everytime he laughed i could put a horses cock in his mouth.god it irritates me.
back to my story.so this copper is sitting on the couch and when i come back from the room with my card she is sitting there in panty and bra and says, make it quick, i must get back to athlone before they pick us up. i say okay, let me do this and i used a condom because it´s the right thing to do. we did it against the wall and she stuck her finger up my you know what. i never knew i had a gspot there. why didn´t anyone tell me that?
so now that i have told you my story, you can seee that i can´t have a decent relationshiop.i want a girl who will run to me in slow motion through a sunflower farm and we hug each other and i spin her around. but what happens after that? she farts loud and you don´t find it funny anymore, you hear her piss in the early hours of the morning and you think it sounds like an old woman calling a cat.
her boobs sag or get bigger that people mistake your girlfriend for a domestic worker.
i really need some love in my life.please tell me it´s not that bad.
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