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General Discussion / Summer Summer time!
« on: December 14, 2010, 11:24:12 AM »
So where are AGIANS going or getting up to this summer?
I plan to find me a new chick and just hang with here as much as possible and maybe hit Maputo with her.

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General Discussion / LOBOLA
« on: September 27, 2010, 11:11:02 AM »
Too many weddings this weekend. Too many weddings these  years. I’m at an age where some of my cats in stable relationships are tying the knot. Anyway, I’ve been wondering what the going rate is for Lobola. Some dude I know paid R65 grand recently. Now that’s just daylight robbery if you ask me. Four years ago another dude paid R18 000. It cant be that lobola inflation has gone up by so much.  Now I aint paying so much for lobola even if the girl in question is Khanyi Mbau. Anyone got the lowdown.

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General Discussion / Cheating part 2
« on: February 18, 2010, 04:34:21 PM »
Nah chill...this is not about some broad cheating on me. This is about guys cheating on girls. Have you ever been caught cheating? What was the scenario? How did yo escape it if you did?

You know I once almost got caught because of some girls hair. I almost got caught a week ago with some chick leaving her shoes & clothes and the like at my crib. Acted just in time.
Now I have to go home and do some cleaning each time a broad visits before my girl shows up. These broads leave towels, hair, etc lying around. They get too comfortable and i cant be like some guys - hit and walk her out soon afterwards. I like to believe I'm a caring guy who happens to play the game everyone seems to be playing.


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General Discussion / How do you tell if your chick is cheating?
« on: July 23, 2009, 04:39:23 PM »
What are the tell tale signs.

Don’t lie – y’all been played before unless you never had chicks.

A friend thinks his chick is playing him. He is not that worried coz it’s been an on and off relationship for 3 years now. And she been out of town for a while.


Mad – I expect you to be an expert on this one.

Ladies – you would know what lies and acts you get up to when you triflin’ .

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Geek Section / Net leggers
« on: May 26, 2009, 11:09:46 AM »
I know there are some serious net leggers up in this. How can i download books from google books. You know all you get is a PDF file that cant be saved or printed. I need some stuff from the site . i cant read the entire book using ma PC.

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General Discussion / Touch must stay away from that Crack!
« on: May 24, 2009, 01:57:07 PM »
Mzansi icons in tug of war over Akon
24 May 2009
Theo Nyhaba
 

EPICENTRE: Senegalese singing sensation Akon
Senegalese superstar Akon is not Mr Lonely anymore – he has so many friends that some of them are fighting for this attention.
The fight for the I Wanna Love You muso took centre stage in Mzansi two weeks ago when theatre icon Lebo M allegedly tried to paint Tbo-Touch and Fistaz Mixwell, the business partners who brought the star here, as drug pushers who ran away from rehab.
Lebo allegedly told this to Minister of Justice and Constitutional Development Jeff Radebe, who was supposed to arrange for Akon to meet President Jacob Zuma.
According to our source, the trouble started after Touch and Fistaz approached Lebo M to use his political connections to facilitate the meeting.
According to the source, Lebo wanted more than just to arrange a meeting and claimed that he was bringing Akon to the country.
Another source says things got sour after Touch and Fistaz told him he was not going to be part of the event as his duty was just to arrange a meeting.
Apparently Lebo M decided to play dirty and allegedly told justice minister Jeff Radebe and his wife as well as top businesswoman Bridgette Radebe that the two were drug addicts who had run away from rehab and couldn’t be trusted with organising an event.
He allegedly told Radebe that he was bringing Akon here and had arranged for him to perform at the Blues Room in Sandton.
The source says that Radebe consequently washed his hands of arranging a meeting with Zuma, organising VIP transport for Akon’s crew and dropped the dinner preparations that had been made.
The source says Touch and Fistaz were left stranded. At 7am on the day of Akon’s arrival they had to use their own cars to pick up the star and his crew from the airport.
The source says at the airport a fleet of Maseratis and Bentleys organised by Lebo M were waiting for Akon and his crew.
An argument allegedly ensued at the airport between Lebo M’s crew and Touch, with both claiming to be the organisers.
The source says Akon saw the spat and told Lebo’s crew he did not know them but knew Touch. He then left with Touch for the Melrose Arch Hotel in Jozi.
The source says Touch and Fistaz had to use their connections with former ANCYL spokesman Zizi Kodwa to arrange a meeting with Zuma.
Mzansi tycoon Patrice Motsepe’s people then invited Touch, Fistaz and Akon to a private celebrity-studded dinner in the penthouse at the Michelangelo Towers in Sandton. Lebo M apparently arrived at the dinner uninvited but was turned away by security.
Lebo M denies these allegations.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he says.
Kodwa says he was told of the story but did not entertain it.
“I have never met Lebo M in person, but Akon’s visit to the country was important to us, and especially for arts and culture,” he says.
And Fistaz now puts a positive spin on the saga.
“It was challenging but it’s over now. We managed to pull through and Akon met Mr Zuma.
“We are grateful to everyone who helped us,” he says.
Touch refused to comment, saying: “Why don’t you call Lebo M first and come back to me.”
nyhabat@sundayworld.co.za

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Pa** or Smash?


I can't find the relevant thread. But that's where this belongs!

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Sports Arena / Benni Responds!
« on: May 14, 2009, 06:44:20 PM »
Benni's Response to being left out of Bafana squad for the Confed Cup & to SA fans

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General Discussion / What do you do?
« on: May 12, 2009, 03:14:13 PM »
"What do ya do when yo' bitch is untrue? You cut that hooker off and find someone new. I need another bitch (another bitch), in my life"




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General Discussion / BEING PLAYED OR PARANOID?
« on: March 27, 2009, 01:18:59 PM »
Ladies is this possible?

Something happens with the condom in bed and you don’t spot it til you done. Afterwards yo give her them morning after pills thus making her a pill popping animal. Anyway, weeks later you get your period and you tell the dude that everything is fine. Them pills worked. You wont be a baby fathe. And the guy is relived cause he does not want any baby mama drama however, the story twists and you feel funny and you do a home preganancy test (a friend of yours is in the medical industry and can get all sorts of kits). You then tell the dude that he might be a daddy after all. And you like yeah, my Ps were early and were different from the norm….. so I’m seeing a gynecologist soon to make sure. Yeah, get ready to change …you about to be a father.


Long story short is it possible to take morning after pills, get them periods (I cant find apolite way of saying this – help) and still fall pregnant?

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Readers Corner - Books / Watchmen
« on: March 23, 2009, 11:36:10 AM »
Who has a link for watchmen? please share.

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General Discussion / Trifling, lying, cheating girls
« on: February 09, 2009, 04:15:55 PM »
So has anyone been cheated on up in this? has anyone ever had a relationship with someone after discovering that he / she's been played? 

I’m in a situation where I’m not sure whether this chick got up to some mischief with some dude at a party last week. She disappeared for 10 mins going to the bathroom at some joint. So I go to the loo too, partly to check up on her and partly becoz I had to take a leak too. Just as I get there, ladies are screaming for her to open up . instead a guy walks out. Then a minute or two later she walks out. She claims the guy barged in when she saw her going he & she kicked him out. This is supposedly before I arrived. Issue is – whay did she disappear for so long – she says becoz there was a was a que outside the toilet. Which is right as that place was busy. Question 2 – how long were they together for in that toilet? She says less than a minute. Problem is I don’t know as I had just got there when he left. I lied saying I been there for minutes and she didn’t come out and she says I’m lying she went in for less than 3 minutes and he was there for less than a minute.

Anyway I believe she did something with that dude. Which is not that bad coz I have only known her for a few weeks so dumping her is not a problem. The issue is that I like her & wonder whether she could be right. Like I’m overreacting that indeed he barged him and she told him to leave. Tough one oz I really like that girl.She's beautiful, got a good sense of humour and I thought she's intelligent. Now she done messed up. or has she?

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General Discussion / Nobody like me!
« on: January 16, 2009, 03:44:28 PM »
Nobody likes me but that's OK!

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General Discussion / Summer Time
« on: December 11, 2008, 01:55:54 PM »
So, what are your plans for this festive season.

I  plan to chill at home. Nothing hectic.  Going to the odd party. Visit my childhood boys.See Kelis. Not in the Festive Season mood at the mo. Maybe that will change when I take a break from work. I wouldn’t mind a new chick. Had bad luck with many chicks this year. Perhaps its Time to exorcise the spirits!

OK, tell us what you’ll be doing with who, where and why? What will you be bumping? BTW are there people who make summer songs in these days?

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