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General Discussion / Ghostface Killah talking to God, funny shit
« on: June 12, 2003, 07:18:00 PM »
as yall know,shaolin slang uses god to talk to a fellow black man,thats a word used in the 5% religion so heres a joke about it,pz





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Ghost; what up God

God; ??

Ghost; ayo son, I need you to handle somethin for the god namean

God; son?, son? , do you not know that I am your father

Ghost; the mighty joe young voltron reflecting micky mouse namean

God;??

Ghost; shit is crazy for a nigga right now namean

God; who are you, do you know who I am? I´d appreciate it if thou watched his language.

Ghost; I got a biscuit thats burning and a bouquet of flowers for the muffler namean, I´m tryin to put some cream on this nutmeg in the pavilion

God; young man, I created all languages on earth, but I can´t understand you

*rza walks into the room*

Ghost; what up god?

God; is thou confused?

Rza; peace to gods, its a stwwuggle for ma´ shaolin cats dun

God; ??

Ghost; a butter frame forklift is in the eye sendin shots to madina namean

Rza; i´m wetaliating against the same demons god

God; ??

God; thinks to himself *in the next lifetime, I won´t create marijuana*


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General Discussion / DIGABLE....
« on: June 12, 2003, 12:31:00 AM »
yo look son...what am I suppose to leave? dont undastand...you say I keep changing my qouta...what do you mean by that? I never changed the qouta...

plus is it wrong for me to ask peepz why they thought I won or You won? I dont see anything wrong with that...Its like if someone explains the vote we get more feedback out if it plus we can determine if the guy who voted actualy knew what we said...in other words he knows battling is about...

son,l  have no beef, just clear yours here so I know what your prob is...

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Stretch will son you! Beware
« on: June 11, 2003, 03:51:00 AM »
My life is wordplay....I give double meanings to blastin´ techs(text)
Bustin´ raps and caps....turnin´ heads by crackin´ necks
The X-terminator....Run in ya´ crib setting traps, ga**in´ pests
Net rappaz be actin´ vexed..they set the stage, I crash their sets
Actors try to flip the script but they don´t know their role
Green stars try to control cellestial beings, who bestow the globe
With the coldest flow...while they lurk on the bottom of the totem pole
I don´t like queers, at the end of the rainbow, you don´t get gold
You get left spittin´ fluid in the sink, cocksucker, blowin´ loads
I´m ya´ worst nightmare, the god will son you...leave you with white hair
Like Moses...I got 10 commandments for your lost soul right here....
#1, don´t try to hold the ball if ya´ known for fumblin´
words on audio tracks...trippin´ on ya´ own tongue, stumblin´
#2, Don´t front cuz ya´ crew ´got ya´ back´,
I´ll really let him have it when I send ´em ya´ spine in a f***in´ sack
#3, I ain´t ya´ boyfriend, don´t try comin´ at me
I´ll cut ya´ ballz off, shove ´em in ya´ eyes cuz ya´ ´nuttin´ to see´
#4,Remember, before you go flappin´ ya´ jaw about Stretch in binges
I´ll dislocate ya´ mandible and bless you with a flow that´s off the hinges
#5, Protect ya´self...cherish every moment you´re alive n´ breathin´
Cuz disrespect will make me cut ya´ Adam´s apple and bury guys in Eden
#6-10 are all the same...I´m very serious even though this is all a game
You will get wet when you try to walk in the rain
So don´t try to hit this board goin´ across the grain

...IM SO f***ING ILL...WHAT?!?!  
8-)

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Battle One on One / Stretch vs Digable
« on: June 11, 2003, 02:53:00 AM »
Rulez:

16 lines max. (means only ONE VERSE)
first to get 5 votes wins
3-0 is a knock out

verses in by Wednesday 11June2003

good luck

Added By briCK.

Only One Annonymous Vote Counts

stretch I am going to appened this to the overall rules.... nice rules.

but first to five? think maybe we can increase that a bit?

????

[ This message was edited by: briCK on 11-06-2003 12:52 ]

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Rulez of the Open mic...
« on: June 10, 2003, 03:22:00 AM »
Yo thanx Milk....

Here is how its going down:


Make 2 Replys Before posting a new Rap. Put the Names and Titles of your replys on the top of your new post

Feedback
Give Big breakdowns on the posts you reply to.
Give Negative and Postiive Feedback to help,
emcees Elevate.


Have Fun...and by the way, if you dont stick to the rulez I will delete your post :-]

peace-1-

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General Discussion / A few suggestions
« on: June 03, 2003, 10:03:00 PM »
This forum has potential..but its not maintained correctly...u need some basic rules

Here is a few suggestions:

1. Create a seperate forum for freestyles and open mics so that peepz dont flood the battle grounds with that

2. Have a structured battle forum...only name vs name threads. one mc challenges somebody, that mc accepts and then they set up the thread. rules are laid down..then they drop one verse each...after this we vote...

3. Advertise this site everywhere you get, get peepz involved so this can truly be africasgateway to hiphop, namean

4. I suggest you dont have that battle tournament now...you dont have enough peepz who are active users. You first need to sort out all the random shit in here....

5. Have people reply to open mics and freestyles etc.

anyways thats just my 2cents, if the moderator/admin needs help holla at me cuz I have experience in this...I will help you no doubt

let me know what you think.

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Multie Syllable Freestyle rhyming...
« on: June 03, 2003, 09:49:00 PM »
Im the battle axe that cracks your thorax all the way to the small of your back´
In fact I stay in physical fitness by running laps on your spinal track,
Then I´ll blast your chest with techs and gats,
Play run away with your lungs so you can try to catch your breath,
Youll get f***ed insane with thrusts of pain so bitch just tuck your chain,
I hate sluts who take nut with their legs up, Sportin bra´s that support A-cups,
I dont know which is worse you being a gay f*** or lame c***, you just straight suck,
You and your boys will be trading the blame as I come through raving insane,
Blow a hole in your head so big its displaying your brain!

Iight thats it for now....I´ll drop some other shit later...thats just the my intro to yall...

Darkblood...holla at ya boy

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