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Sports Arena / SPORTS WITH THE BOYS ON YFM

« on: September 24, 2009, 01:22:20 PM »

Yeah, check out ya boys discussing the weekend's most important issues on Yfm, Dineo Live On Drive tomorrow and every other Friday from 5:30pm to 6:00pm.
Sports With The Boys a.k.a. Minnie And The New Guy baby!!!!!!!
Crook all up in there!!!!! Check us out, The Tag Team Champions of South African Sports.

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Hot Traxxx / On My New Shit

« on: September 24, 2009, 02:44:21 AM »

Me and Hoodlum just f***ing around with beats and flows, seeing what's good, check it out! Some younger shit on it's way right quick!!
http://2020.mypodcast.com/200904_archive.html,

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Sports Arena / WHAT THE f*** YO????

« on: May 11, 2009, 03:16:10 PM »

Straight off the back off that embara**ment that Fag U. dished out to us comes another f***ing one. Now Shellski are f***ing taking liberties at Fortress Emirates. 4-1? What? 4-1? Another f***ing season without silwerware, now I know what teams like f***ing Newcastle and Middlesbrough feel like. This is f***ing unacceptable. Wenger, get me two solid, tall, physical centre-backs. Not these garbage defenders we have now. Face it mate, you can't have a playmaker in every f***ing position on the football field.
Then go and get me a reliable defensive midfielder, a f***ing destroyer. Believe me Wenger, I kid you not, they ARE out there. Somebody whose only purpose in life, his only reason for living is to win the ball and break down opposition moves. Not this f***ing powderpuff midfield we've got right now. Lastly sell Adebayor, keep Bendtner (he gets defenders shook, he rattles cages, good-old-fashioned center-forward) and for the love of f***ing God, stop telling us the team is young and still maturing; we've been hearing that for the last five years. f***ing imbecile.

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Sports Arena / THE TEST MACE

« on: February 18, 2009, 10:16:40 PM »

Yeah muhf***ers, niggaz been sending me PM's and shit asking ".....why ain't you on AG like you used to?..."
Muhf***ers, I been busy with other shit, like holding the Test Mace for the leading Test playing country of the year.
That shit heavy like a muhf***er, all gold and silver plated up. Came into the studio with some British-a** nigga.
For a moment there I was like "..yo I'm a steal this muhf***er!..."
That nigga has no bodyguards whatsoever!!!!!
Hopefully by the time the Aussies leave, that mace will be official property of the all-conquering Proteas!

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Motoring Forum / Bentley

« on: January 01, 2009, 10:03:57 PM »

Ayo y'all need to check out the Bentley Flying Spur Speed for real!; This car is a problem yo! 4-door sedan packing 449kW, to put things into perspective da Lamborghini Murcielago pushes 419kW. This monster will go from 0-100 in just 4.6 seconds, it's got Breitling, .... yes Breitling timepieces (not watches) in da dash, 7-inch LCD screens in da headrests and to all you Jozi morons ; don't go and put dubs on it: it's already leaning on 20-inch kicks homey. This joint was apparently launched at the J-Sec Whip Show last November but somehow escaped my attention. (was too focused on the SL 65) Pricing starts at upwards of 3metres.Guess I'm still 2mil 950thousand short then.....

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General Discussion / Welcome Y'all!

« on: January 01, 2009, 01:07:08 AM »

Yeah, yeah, yeah to everybody who managed to make it through, l'd like to welcome y'all to  '09 this is your Captain speaking; l'll be your host for this year and er.... you might wanna strap yourself in real good coz er.... it's about to get real bumpy, real fast. My name is Seida-Crook and er..... this year's on me by the way.......

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General Discussion / AMSTELLED UP!

« on: December 27, 2008, 03:06:30 PM »

Ayo, not trying to brag but I done been all around this country, North West, J-sec, Bloem, P.E., E.L.,Cap City etc. but nobody an' I mean nobody gets drunk like Cape Flats niggas. Whites, Coloureds, Blacks, Indians; it's all the same, when it comes to the festive season my niggas is liqoured up for real. Niggas is falling around on the beach nearly getting drowned and shit, 'til they mans gotta come and pick 'em up (I see you Beanie). Jozi niggas prolly come in third in the drinking stakes, behind Mamelodi and Soshanguve niggas (dem niggas would drink Pyro under a table for real).
Right now niggas is arguing with they mans, falling off balconies, getting slapped da f*** out (ever seen a drunk nigga fall? that shit look like it's happening in slow-motion and shit), up-chucking on they mamas cars, pissing on couches, getting run over by Ice-Cream vans, LOL WHAT THE f***??

And there's nothing better than watching a drunk nigga take a beatdown when you're drunk yourself; that shit is funnier than a muhf***er coz drunk niggas seem to have a superhuman pain threshold yo, niggas be getting bitchslapped and shit talkin' 'bout "askies mfethu, hade mfethu". Cape Flats = da drunkest niggas on planet EARTH.

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Sports Arena / Brock Lesnar Is BACK!!!!!!!!

« on: December 23, 2008, 04:08:06 PM »

Ayo, I was peepin' some body-building mag, when I peeped Brock Lesnar talkin' 'bout he got an upcoming match against U.F.C. Legend Randy "The Natural" Couture. What The f***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Randy is a like the Magic Johnson / Larry Bird of Mixed Martial Arts yo!!! But having said that Brock looking even bigger than in his W.W.E. days, muhf***er just straight brolic!!!! Can't wait for this showdown yo!!!!! This shit gon' be off da radar, straight up and down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Sports Arena / Down Under

« on: December 21, 2008, 11:57:50 AM »

Yes, that's correct people; all is right with the world again now that the Proteas have smashed (by 6 wickets nog al)those f***ing arrogant, self-absorbed, kangaroo-riding, conceited, brash, loud-mouthed, sheep-f***ing, annoying bastards that some people apparently call Aussies. Oh Captain, my Captain Graeme Smith a.k.a. Biff steadied the ship with Hashim Amla after the early loss of Neil McKenzie (again), in the process silencing the f*** out of all those critics talking 'bout "...yeah, but he's never scored a Test Century against the Aussies..." Well then, how does 102 sound you f***s? Once again Hashim Amla was in imperious form scoring a 52 off 112 balls in the second-wicket partnership with Biff.

Jacques Kallis also came through heavy, putting together an all-important 57 while sharing an immense fourth-wicket stand with AB De Villiers, who was the Man Of The Match with his 108, which effectively sealed the match for the Proteas.

What an unf***ingbelievable year this has been. Any country that can smash the England and New Zealand Rugby teams on their own respective turfs, then have the balls to whip the shit outta the Cameroon football team, then turn around, head Down Under and hand out a Six-wicket beatdown to the best team in the world on THEIR favourite ground, is definitely moving in the right direction. One more win Down Under or two more draws (whichever way you look at it) will give us our first Series win in Australia in 98 years of Test Cricket. And after what happened in Carisbrook, Dunedin (Rugby) you KNOW what time it is.

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Sports Arena / Maldini

« on: December 15, 2008, 04:38:44 PM »

Checked out Juventus beating my niggas AC Milan yestrerday 4-2. Paolo Maldini still in there yo; dis nigga's like 56 years old, been playing for AC Milan since the late '60's and still going strong.

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Sports Arena / a**-Whippin'

« on: December 07, 2008, 05:28:47 PM »

An eight round a**-whoopin was dished out to "The Golden Boy" Oscar De La Hoya courtesy of Manny "The Pacman" Pacqiuio. This Pacman nigga is da truth yo, in fact he BEEN da truth for a number 'a' years now. Oscar is now officially irrelevant as a boxer, thank God. Realest niggas out right now is Miguel Cotto, Ricky Hatton, Shane Moseley (Zab Judah done fell off) and The Pacman. In an ideal situation I'd love to see Floyd Mayweather come outta retirement to fight this nigga, that would be Fight Of The Century.

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Movie Talk / The Review

« on: December 06, 2008, 03:14:07 PM »

Ayo da Max Payne joint is grimy as hell, wid Luda' as Lt. Bravura dis joint is mad nice. Plus My Best Friends Girl is actually better that a lotta movie critics said it was; Alec Baldwin is in his element in dis joint - off da scales.

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Motoring Forum / New Porsche

« on: November 29, 2008, 03:55:43 PM »

Y'all need to go an' check out da new 4-door (what? 4-door  )Porsche Panarama. That has gotta be da largest, longest, ugliest hatch-back in da History of Motor-Car production. God damn, dis shit is da same length as a 7-Series BMW - BUT WID NO BOOT; What the f*** yo? Looks like a flat sheet of steel fell on da roof of a Cayenne and dey (Porsche) just ran widdit. But still, I bet a couple Jozi morons wid more money than respect or cla** will go out and cop this monstrosity. Bad day for a Company wid such a revered track-record, definitely not a good look at all.

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Hot Traxxx / Jada Kills Beans

« on: November 26, 2008, 06:51:25 PM »

Just heard da Beanie Sigel diss by Jada - ooohhhhhhweeee dat some heat yo. Murder right there

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Readers Corner - Books / Toni Morrison

« on: November 24, 2008, 12:21:46 PM »

The Bluest Eyes. Heart-wrenching tale from one of the premier writers of our time. Right now I'm on page 87 and lovin' it, obviously haven't finished the joint but would already recommned it to anyone who has a love of literature in general. Get ya paws on this joint.