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General Discussion / Happy Birthyday Motho!!!
« on: May 10, 2011, 11:40:21 AM »
You still could get it!!

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Geek Section / Unblock Sites?
« on: November 04, 2010, 01:45:59 PM »
To all my knowledgeable fam.

What are some of the ways to ublock blocked sites like facebook and shit?

Tried that unblockbook.net and other sites but nada...

Help a nucca out man...

Peace...

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General Discussion / JayZ, Buffett & Forbes Interview
« on: October 18, 2010, 04:10:06 PM »
Checked this out a coupla weeks ago, Made for an interesting read so I thought I'd share...

Some of the cats I respect!!

http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2010/1011/rich-list-10-omaha-warren-buffett-jay-z-steve-forbes-summit-interview.html

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Humour / Jokes / Dumb shit eves say...
« on: June 17, 2010, 03:42:35 PM »
1.So we at a chill joint and i'm conversatin with chicka...outa the blue bish goes "O le nigger ne!" I'm thinkin WTF???
so I walk away and try to find an eve with atleast 2 brain cells...

2.Year is 19-voetsek and I just started dating this eve...So i go to her crib and find that she's not around, cool I leave and see her the next day...so we talking and I ask her where she was the previous day njeeeeh you know...Chicka starts acting strange, moving away from me & shit...
so I'm like what's up? why you moving away?
She like "Because uzondibetha!" WTF???
I never saw that chick again...

3. We at the crib chillin nuccas and eves all round, as usual we playin Hip Hop and this chick goes "But guys no man, we been listening to this Rap Music of yours for a while now...Dont you have deep house like bo Big Nuz or Durban's finest..."
She had to go home early...

So what are some of your dumb bish moments nuccas?

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Geek Section / Geek Heads...Please help!!!
« on: June 01, 2010, 09:01:18 AM »
sup!

So I just installed windows 7 and everything is peachy...OS looks beatiful and is mos def gon impress the bishes...But then I notice that some of my programs have disappeared, most notable being MS Project and my sound drivers, this upsets me coz I need that shit for work...anyway I get over it coz i'm still chuffed with my windows7 and all the bishes i'ma impress...

Anyway long story short, I decide to install some RAM that a homie of mine hooked me up with, while doin this I notice a dust build up on my CPU fan, so I remove it clean it, Re-install everything properly and close the case...

I switch on my computer...It sounds on but everything else is dead ie Monitor, keyboard, Mouse etc.

I open it again and check if everything is istalled correctly, and it is...However the only thing that seems to be working is the damn CPU fan...I decide to take out the newly installed RAM and restart...DEAD!!!

PLEASE HELP!!!


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General Discussion / Quick question?
« on: May 17, 2010, 11:18:29 AM »
If you nyam your friend's baby momma, would you want him to know?

A little background: There's always been some tension between you and chicka, you've at some point even been accused of having a thing with her...Incorrectness ofcause until one day you get a little drunk and find yourself in the middle of some of the best poundage you've had in a minute...

Your boy had heard of the accusations before but shook it off on some..."Nah nucca you my boy, I know you'd never do that..."

At the time ofcause you wouldnt have, but they broke up...and now you have...

what do you do?


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Politics / Conspiracy Theories
« on: March 30, 2010, 03:05:22 PM »
Truth or bull shit? Judge for yourself...Personally I think there's a lot of truth amongst the bull shit...

worth checking out...


http://nwoobserver.wordpress.com/?s=Aids&searchsubmit=Find+%C2%BB

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General Discussion / f***ing sensorship!
« on: February 08, 2010, 10:47:34 PM »
What the f*** is up with this mother f***ing sensorship? f*** this bull shit!


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General Discussion / Sex vs Brains
« on: January 21, 2009, 09:39:17 AM »
Dilema:-Who do you go with? ???

You start going out with these two chicks round about the same time, At the beggining both relationships ar not that serious(Hence the two timing, before we get all self-righteous). However as time goes on you realise that you're inlove with both these women but for different reasons...

One...A student with a face of an angel and a body of a goddess,The kind you can chill and watch an episode of South Park with and you both end up in stiches but cant have a fruitful conversation containing the words "Joel Netshitenzhe" or "Constitution" in it.Sex with this chickita is of Vocanic Propotions fuelled by the pa**ion of Hell's raging fires.you know the kind that leaves you soaking wet and gasping for air, With your muscles feeling like you've just been in the gym for 6 hours...The kindda chick you get down with anywhere...anytime...

The Other...A young Lawyer, the independent type, Incredibly inteligent.The type you can have a 2Hour intelectual conversation with, the kind that holds her own in any argument about any subject.She know every south african minister and their potfolio off the top of her head and can give a meaningful analysis obout the situation in Gaza.This woman isnt interested in watching genius such as South Park, she'd rather chill and read Sunday Times and she thinks Johnny Bravo is one of your drinking buddies.Sex with this woman is relatively conservative...She doesnt f***, She makes love...

So one day you get bust, and you're in a situation where you have to choose, who do you go with?


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General Discussion / Mixtapes
« on: October 06, 2008, 12:31:19 PM »
Its so difficult finding mixtapes

If anyone knows a centralised place/site where a brother can get mixtapes, Please Holla!!

I'm looking for artists like 3manskaap, reason etc..

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General Discussion / 2 the Ladies-Men Rules
« on: August 26, 2008, 11:12:51 AM »
A friend mailed me this the other day, so I thought I’d school the ladies a bit.

We Always hear Rules from the female side, Now here are some rules from the Male side- Ladies Shush now cla** is in session!!!


Breasts are for looking at, and that’s why we do it, don’t try to change that…

Learn to work the toilet seat, You’re a big girl now, If its up, Put it down. We need it up, You need it down, You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down…

Saturday = Sport = Booze, Its like fool moon or changing of the tides, Let it be…

Shopping is not a sport…And NO we are never gonna think of it that way

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want, Lets be clear on this one…
-Subtle hints don’t work
-Strong hints don’t work
-Obvious hints don’t work
-Just say it


“Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it, That’s what we do,
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for…

A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem, See a doctor…

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument, In fact all comment become null and void after 7 days. (that’s a week by the way)

If you think you’re fat, You probably are…Don’t ask us

If something we said can be interpreted can be interpreted 2 ways, and one of them makes you sad or angry…We meant the other way

You can either ask us to do something…Or tell us how you want it done…Not both
-If you already know best how to do it, Just do it yourself god damn it.

Whenever possible, say whatever you have to say during commercials

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we

All men see only 16 colours, Kinda like windows default settings…
-Peach for example is a fruit
-Pumpkin is also a fruit
-We have no idea what Mauve is


If it itches…It will be scratched, We do that.

If we ask what is wrong, and you say “Nothing”, We will act like nothing is wrong, You see, we know you’re lying but its just not worth the ha**le 

If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear(Law of the universe, we did not create that)

When we have to go somewhere, Absolutely anything you wear is fine….4 REAL

Don’t ask what we are thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
-Sex
-Sport
-Cars
-3Sum with one of your girlfriends, etc...

You have enough clothes...

1. You have too many shoes...

I’m in shape, Round is a shape...

The end result of some of the thing I say or do is me having to sleep on the couch, But do you know that men really don’t mind that…Its like camping.


Cla** Dismissed!!! ;D









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