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Motoring Forum / What's Your Dream Cars??
« on: July 12, 2005, 03:27:41 PM »
holla wit that RIDE your dreams're made of

one of mines should definetely be the:
ASTON MARTIN VANQUISH V8/V12







she's one beast of a design front to back n performance... too sexy

HOLLA WITH YOURS

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General Discussion / Are You Nerdy? (t3st)
« on: July 12, 2005, 01:08:57 AM »
bored n wanna know if u're nerdy? maybe even a lil bit?

ppl of AG be afraid! Be very Afraid as i present now to u:  :twisted: THE NERD TEST :twisted:

click here-||||---> The Nerd Test <---||||


for better proof of your fake a** results, hook up the BBCode thingie n if u can't holla


that score is now messed up tho!:



definetely no part of me is any nerdish. f*** that! peeps that know me better'll tell ya... lightly? lol

i could put my money on milk scoring as being AG's nerdiest if he ever took the test... i mean he came up with all this (AG)!

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Hot Traxxx / Lil Kim not so Lil lock up
« on: July 08, 2005, 01:29:48 AM »
N right before i bounce...

some shit i found n didn't know (don't really care but had a good chuckle checkin out):


NEW YORK - Grammy-award winning rapper Lil' Kim was sentenced Wednesday to a year and a day in prison and fined $50,000 for lying to a federal grand jury to protect friends involved in a 2001 shootout outside a Manhattan radio station.

While many rappers have served time in prison, Lil' Kim is the first big-name female to do so.

Lil' Kim, whose real name is Kimberly Jones, could have faced up to 20 years — five years each on three counts of perjury and one count of conspiracy — at her sentencing before U.S. District Judge Gerard Lynch. She was convicted of the charges in March.





haha i wonder how many cartons of cigarrettes she's gonna be sold for?!  

She's gonna have to change her name from "The Queen Bitch" to The "QUEEN'S" bitch!!! And then she's gonna find out what they use plungers for in a female's prison. She's gonna be prayin for a magic stick...and some lube!! i expect her next album to be fiyah!!

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Humour / Jokes / Basic Rules For Driving In Gauteng
« on: July 07, 2005, 09:42:32 PM »
15 BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN GAUTENG

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Gauteng driver never uses them.



2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled by two Golfs, a BMW and an Uno, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.



3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.



4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will only result in you being rear-ended.



5. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving you a nice, relaxing foot ma**age as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.



6. Never pa** on the right when you can pa** on the left. It's a good way to check if the people entering the highway are awake.



7. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a guideline. They are especially not applicable in Gauteng during rush hour. That's why it's called 'rush hour...'.



8. Just because you're in the right lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a Gauteng driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.



9. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire. Never stop to help - you will be mugged.



10. Learn to swerve abruptly. Gauteng is the home of the high-speed slalom driving thanks to the Metro Police Department, which puts holes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.



11. It is traditional in Gauteng to honk you horn at cars that don't move the instant the light turns green. This prevents storks from building nests on top of the traffic light and minahs from making deposits on your car.



12. Remember that the goal of every Gauteng driver is to get there first by whatever means necessary.



13. In the Gauteng area, "flipping someone the bird" is considered a polite
Gauteng salute. This gesture should always be returned.



14. On average, at least three cars can still go through an intersection after the light has turned red. It's people not adhering to this basic principal that causes the big traffic jams during rush hour.



15. A solid white line is the same as a staggered line in Gauteng. The Metro Police Department just have to save paint to buy new cars for all the new directors. A solid white line next to a staggered line means they have sorted the directors out and the paint contract has been awarded to their wives.


Now guys, go out there today and make me proud!!!

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Humour / Jokes / This Is Crazy... Tupac Lives
« on: July 04, 2005, 03:06:28 AM »
i guess some ppl's soul jst weren't meant to ever rest in peace 8O  :?  :lol:

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General Discussion / Is Abstract Hiphop Dead?
« on: July 04, 2005, 02:47:43 AM »
i remember couple years down the line cats were crazy acting like if u didn't bump Company Flow/El P, Can O or Aesop (let alone understood what the f*** they were on about) u didn't know shit!

shit was like the cool new breed from the underground scene... somethin to blaze a blunt n chill to... even cats were goin all abstract on us freestyling on radio

Last i checked Aesop was featured on a vid that had some MTV rotation...

That Atoms Fam album had very few gems wouldn't call it a tiiiite album didn't hear of any follow up... where's vastaire ppl?

I seem to have lost track of El P (The Abstract Beat God) i remember hearin about him releasing some instrumental Jazz album or some shit like that (n The official Def-Jux site's closed down)

the last really Abstract act i checked was Anti Pop Consortium wich didn't impress me one bit

so what's the state of Abstract Hiphop nowadays?

was it jst a phase?

a dying art?

cats reckoned there was not much (if any) money making potential in that

cats f***ed it up usin it as an excuse to make no sense n call it "abstract" (i remember lotta shit like that going on on those last Y-Rap activity jam days lol)

is it still alive n well.... i just happen not to know?

wha**up??!!

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Producers - Discussion / My Last Beat In SA :(
« on: June 30, 2005, 10:44:14 PM »
i dunno... kinda mellow/darkish/Jazzy-ish

i'll be in J-Sec to record next weekend n chose this beat (amongst couple others) outta my repertoire to mess with

i haven't kicked a rhyme in a maaad while... shit kinda slowly grew outta me when discovered Beat-making... or like my peoples like to say: "he grew up!"
But since i'll be leaving SA very very soon (10th July05) n back to "home Sweet Home"(Yeah Right!) Belgium...  
me, the boys n a few connexions hooked up a lil all night Hangout in Jozzi to kill some studio time flippin sick scripts for old times' sakes

this'll prob'lly be the Last beat i'll come up with while still in SA... check it out, feel it/ignore it/hate on it...  quite frankly i can only wish i could give a f***, i'm doin this!!!


what y'all think?
HOLLA  [/color]

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Hot Traxxx / Will Smith wants Hiphop Cats 2 clean up their 'Act'
« on: June 28, 2005, 11:10:27 PM »
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________________________"Time to make a SWITCH!! *woocka woocka* SWITCH!!"__________________________

Will Smith Urges Rappers to Be Role Models


By RYAN PEARSON
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Will Smith has one big introduction to make at Tuesday night's BET Awards: Gangster rappers, meet the rest of the world. Smith told The a**ociated Press he hopes to impress the global significance of U.S. black culture on the show's audience and artists.


``The kids that are making these trends, making these songs, don't understand the level of effect that black Americans have around the world,'' he said in an interview. `` ... Black Americans are so elevated, it's almost worship.''

Smith, co-host of the show (8 p.m. EDT) at Hollywood's Kodak Theater with wife Jada Pinkett-Smith, said he witnessed the phenomenon recently while in Africa. Touring a village in Mozambique, he came across a shack on which someone had scrawled the name of slain rapper Tupac Shakur.

``I was asking the kids: What is it about Tupac? Why is that there? I kept asking why. They were saying we want to dress like you dress, wear all the things you wear, talk how you talk.''

``The impression is that black Americans are the dragon slayers. Here we are 13 percent minority in a foreign land, and yet we can make laws, change laws. If Jesse Jackson shows up at Coca-Cola, something changes.''


Smith, who won the first rap Grammy in 1988 for his squeaky-clean ``Parents Just Don't Understand,'' said he wants hip-hop artists to recognize their importance and shift away from thuggish themes.


``It's real important to have balance of the imagery. Yes, there are people who fire guns in the street, but there's also doctors who go to work in those areas to feed their children.''


The gangster lifestyle is celebrated in black communities for its strength, Smith said. ``That's the image of survivors. The dude that sells the drugs or has the guns or is most willing to kill somebody is the dude that has the greatest potential for survival, or at least that's the perception. So that's what people strive for.


``What I'm trying to present and what a lot of other artists are presenting is a different approach to survival and a more sound approach to survival. It's a more long-term approach based on intellect and skills that can't be taken away from you: The smartest dude survives the best.''


Smith picks out Common and Mos Def as other artists ``that really have something to say that don't necessarily fit on the `106th & Park' top 10.''


Now more well-known as a movie star (``Men in Black,'' ``Bad Boys,'' ``Independence Day'') than rapper, the 36-year-old Smith maintains on his latest album ``Lost And Found'' that his nice guy image has worked against him.


``Black radio, they won't play me though,'' he raps in one song. ``Guess they think that Will ain't hard enough. Maybe I should just have a shootout ... just ignorant, attacking, acting rough. I mean then, will I be black enough?''


Though his current single ``Switch'' is a top 40 hit, the man once known as the Fresh Prince said he no longer worries about album sales.


``I'm an entertainer. I make it and close my eyes,'' he said. ``Sometimes it sells 14 million, sometimes it sells 300,000. For me it's about just doing what I do, and hoping that my artistry makes a difference



who in AG feels BIG WILL?

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General Discussion / DRUG USE CRAZY VIDEO GAME (Makes GTA look cute)
« on: June 25, 2005, 01:22:50 PM »

In "Narc," you must decide if you're a good cop or bad cop.


VIOLENCE AND SEXUAL CONTENT IN VIDEO GAMES HAVE BEEN CONTROVERSIAL SUBJECTS FOR YEARS...BUT NOW ILLEGAL DRUGS ARE FINDING THEIR WAY INTO THE MIX.
NOW THERE`S A GAME ON THE MARKET THAT LETS PLAYERS USE DRUGS IN AN EFFORT TO "SCORE" POINTS.



--REPORTER PKG-AS FOLLOWS--

SMOKE CRACK AND BECOME A CRACK SHOT...
TAKE SPEED, AND RUN DOWN THE BAD GUYS...
DROP ACID, AND THE WORLD MELTS AROUND YOU. ENEMIES BECOME DEVIL-HEADED CARTOONS...
IN THE FIRST-PERSON VIDEO-GAME "NARC", YOU PLAY A COP BUSTING DRUG DEALERS. EXCEPT IN THIS GAME...
YOU CAN VIRTUALLY TAKE THE DRUGS YOU CONFISCATE -- AND THEY CAN EVEN ENHANCE YOUR PERFORMANCE.
If I wanna pop a Quaalude, it`s gonna improve my vision. So I`m gonna be able to actually pause the game here, and zoom in, and see who`s hiding down the corner. Problem is, if I do this too often, I`m gonna develop an addiction.
ADDICTION CAN LEAD TO WITHDRAWAL. BUT UNLIKE REAL-LIFE, A FEW CLICKS ON THE GAME CONTROLLER AND YOUR CHARACTER KICKS HIS HABIT.
BUT YOU DON`T HAVE TO TAKE DRUGS IN THE GAME. ILLICIT ACTIVITY IS A MATTER OF CHOICE, SAYS GAME REVIEWER SCOTT STEINBERG.
You can be a bad cop, you can be a good cop. The thing is, there are consequences, so I can beat up suspects all I want, I can go on a killing spree if I need to, I can even use or sell drugs to the citizenry. The thing is, if I do it, there are random drug tests and I can get busted, I can develop addictions, or my fellow officers can come chasing me.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU CAN TAKE VIRTUAL DRUGS IN A VIDEO GAME. NARC IS RATED "M" FOR MATURE -- A 17-AND-OLDER RATING -- BUT FAMILY GROUPS THAT HAVE FOUGHT AGAINST VIOLENT AND SEXUAL CONTENT FOR YEARS, SAY THIS NEW "HIGH" IN GAMING IS AN ALL-TIME LOW.





Drug use may give you super powers in the game, but abuse can cause addiction.




It glorifies drugs. And the fact that games are interactive technology -- making them more impactful than a lot of other media -- I think that there are a lot of concerns about a game like this.
PUBLISHER MIDWAY TURNED DOWN OUR REQUEST FOR AN ON-CAMERA INTERVIEW, BUT RELEASED A STATEMENT:
"The players who choose to take drugs will face consequences; they will experience the highs and lows of this culture, but following this path will ultimately lead to failure."
They do portray the extreme that the use of drugs can lead to bad outcomes and the game penalizes you for misusing drugs, but the flip side of that message is that some drug use actually enhances play and that`s the glorification part. That`s the dangerous message that drugs are ok just don`t over do it.
BUT WHETHER IN MODERATION OR ABUSE, DRUG USE IS ONE OF MANY ACTIVITIES IN THE GAME. IF YOU CHOOSE TO "JUST SAY NO"...

YOU CAN ALWAYS PICK UP A MACHINE GUN.


Click here for the official Narc Game website

Click Here to read what the mofos @ Cnn had to Say about it

click here to peep More Sceenshots of Narc


so what y'all think?... i'm old n smart enough to can't wait to play!!!

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Hot Traxxx / Canibus - Mind Control
« on: June 19, 2005, 06:47:14 PM »
are we tired of him yet?

should we be on the look out for this one or is Bis done?




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General Discussion / what's ur fav Movie Villain?
« on: June 18, 2005, 11:18:06 AM »
i dunno am i the only one that often find the movie villain more interesting than the hero?
like i'd rather peep a flick with a tite villain n a boring hero than the other way around...




Some of My fav 'Bad Guys' from flicks i checked:


Maximus - The Gladiator... great performance... pure evil, i still hate that actor over that shit...

"The Joker" played by Jack Nicholson in the 1st n best off the Batman series... too niiiice...


Agent Smith off The Matrix - esp the 1st one. gotta feel this character unmatchable dialogue skills... "You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. ..." Cla**ic haha... sounds like my principal in primary school...

John Travolta n Samuel L jackson in Pulp Fiction - Once again cla**ic ill Dialogue shit...:
Sam L: "f***, nigger, what did u do to his towel?"
J Trav: "i was dryin' my hands..."
SamL: "i used the same f***in' soap u did and when i got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad!"


DR. Evil from Austin powers... "Cuz u're not quite evil enough. u're semi-evil, u're quasi-evil, u're the margarine of evil, u're the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not "evil" enough... "

n Oh Yeah n this guy from Fahrenheit 911


Holla

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Humour / Jokes / Cali Crips Don't Want It With These Bloods!!!
« on: June 17, 2005, 10:50:43 PM »
LMAOOOOO



just the type^^ u don't wanna run into outside an alley on a hot Hillbrow night!! i mean,
i dunno... somethin about pink bandanas n colorful bracelets that spell D.E.A.T.H like nothin other...




who said white gangstas can't dance?^^


Go shorty it's ur birthday!! ^^Debbie shakin what her mama gave her...

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General Discussion / Ca**idy Wanted For Murder
« on: June 17, 2005, 10:21:52 PM »
i just bumped into this... lol i don't care much about this cat but i'm sure somebody on here prolly would...

as far as i rememeber after that "Here's Your Song Ma" joint he shoulda been wanted n locked up somewhere for being a wack a** rapper



Link --->Rapper expected to turn himself in on Friday  

Wow! so he's a real gangsta huh? now maybe he'll go platinum...

that street cred shit is this gettin old n even the lamest try their luck at it?

it's like 50 n G Unit got all these cats pullin stunts right left n center jst to sell some shit...

n since we're on this tip of rap, y'all might wanna check out:

lol@"in a cave with 60 hoes n a big booty freak" track title :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Sports Arena / Iron Mike, Better Quitter Than Hitter...
« on: June 12, 2005, 09:32:23 PM »
                     GAME OVER!!!!

maybe the last we see of Mike Tyson in a boxing ring...

He Said He Will Stop After This
He Doesnt Have The Heat For Fighting Anymore.
He Wont Disrespect Himself By Losing To This Caliber Of Fighter

He Said Hes Not An Animal Anymore.

I Think The Medication finally Kicked In

He Said He Only Did It To Pay Some Bill$.
He Doesnt Love It Anymore.

It's Officially Over For lengendary Iron Mike.






Mike Tyson (50-6) quit on his stool last night in his fight against Kevin McBride (33-4-1). Tyson's surrender against the unranked McBride marks the fourth loss in a row that he has said "No Mas."
Funny, last week when asked about what he thought of McBride, Tyson said "He doesn't look like he punches hard," after previously referring to him as a "tomato can." What does that say about Mike Tyson throwing in the towel and sitting on his stool to end his fight against him? It says exactly what Tyson has always been, a front running bully who backed down every time he was challenged and met with resistance. This will change nothing among those who will continue to ignore the truth and accept excuses as to why he lost. In reality, Tyson adds another piece of evidence showing why it was a pipe dream to ever mention him as one of the all-time great heavyweight champs. But most boxing fans who began following the sport with Tyson will continue to try and build his case for greatness around his victory against Michael Spinks. Today Tyson is more known for his losses than his wins. Name one other great that can be said about.


Mike Tyson had two things working for him that blurred who he really was as a fighter, starting with the fact that he was the most brilliantly managed fighter in boxing history. On his way up he was promoted and hyped to be such a devastating puncher that no fighter could withstand his punch. Yet he lost in his prime by knockout to a fighter who never beat a top heavyweight before or after he knocked Tyson out. The promotion of Tyson was so overwhelming that when Buster Douglas' mother pa**ed away three weeks before their fight, it was viewed as a positive for Buster and helped him defeat Tyson. After the fight, of course. Prior to the fight, it wasn't thought of as being a positive until Tyson was crawling around on the canvas looking for his mouthpiece.


This was due to the fact that novice fight observers needed an excuse to fathom Tyson not just losing, but getting counted out. Tyson made the job easier for the marketing brain trust who crafted the Tyson myth, because he could punch hard with both hands and acted fearless coming into the ring. However, knockouts against second-tier journeymen conned a lot of boxing fans, writers, historians and television executives. This is mainly due to the fact that those who watching boxing from afar are scared and fearful of hard punchers.

To those who don't know, a big puncher is very intimidating and most can't see beyond that, missing the puncher's obvious flaw. They also miss that more times than not, big punchers don't always have the best chin or the biggest hearts. They just can't get past the power. Tyson coming off a spectacular early-round knockout was perceived as unbeatable.

As hard as this may be for some to accept, Tyson's lack of toughness is what identifies him most as a fighter. Yes, more than his power and hand speed. History lesson, no fighter knocks out every opponent. If you're dependent on your punch, you better have something to fall back on when confronted by that opponent you can't knock out. Tyson didn't have that last night . . . just like he never had it on any other night he needed it.

I'll bet if I asked the first 100 guys leaving the MCI Center tonight, "Who would you rather have to take the title from, Mike Tyson at the top of his game or Evander Holyfield at the top of his?" I would bet anything that over 90 percent would rather have to fight Holyfield. With their reason and logic being, Tyson hits too hard, Holyfield isn't a great puncher, justifying their decision to choose Holyfield. However, the object is to win. It takes more to beat Holyfield than it does Tyson.

I can only speak for myself, but I'd rather fight Tyson in a second. Sure, he's capable of beating his opponent worse than Holyfield, but I want to win. That's why Holyfield is scarier to me. A fighter who has dynamite in both hands, but has the heart of the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz is more beatable. How often has it been said that if a fighter gets past the first couple rounds with Tyson, he's beatable?

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Humour / Jokes / Games Tru Playaz Play...
« on: June 09, 2005, 11:16:18 PM »
check this game out... i bet some of y'all've given it a try at ur local arcade... took me jst under a minute to load... shit is mad fun, easy n str8 4ward...

brag about how far u got...


>>>Click here to play Air Hockey <<<


ps: watch out for the yank... he's one tricky bastard




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