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Hot Traxxx / widely reknowned dom dangerous is back
« on: November 29, 2004, 04:23:00 AM »
yes. its okay. you may come out of the darkness in which you hid, your messiah is back. you may pimp yourselves up again, the pioneer of plush is back. you may lay to rest your boredom and regularity, your saviour is back.

yes you guessed it, dom dangerous, die-hard pettersson has returned. after vacating his throne for a while to spend time with the ladies, the loafers and the fireplace and gla**es of bourbon and milk.

he has returned in a state of concern for what is going down. shit is wack. radio all sounds the same, tv all sounds the same. what the f***. he is worried. (*frowns)

he worries of the lack of skill the music indstry requires for an artist to succeed. i mean f*** f***iddy f***. as far as they are concerned
a ghetto history + wack rhymes + wack beats + a pair of shades + signature bling = SUCCESS galore. (spacevein is bound to make it lol).

he frowns upon these dreaming activists. the ones who seem to be fighting the battle against discrimination, unfair treatment, human rights and medical aid. this battle doesnt seem to exist any more. the war ended in ´94. shit

but above all, his highness dom dangerous worries that there are no strawberry and vanilla flavour durex condoms. how can the people enjoy tantric sex with a strawberry and vanilla flavoured love glove?! ´my god´ he shouts.

die-hard pettersson salutes you, comrades. keep skanking!

the pioneer of plush
his majesty dom dangerous

[ This message was edited by: larry_atoms on 28-11-2004 20:25 ]

General Discussion / paraplegicoon
« on: November 10, 2004, 05:20:00 PM »
sotho snot ball.
when you coming down (or up) to joburg dunny?

hey ootz. i know that eel called ted pantygra**. my girl got rammed with that pimpfish too. shit dude.

hail mary, full of shit.
big sam

[ This message was edited by: larry_atoms on 10-11-2004 09:20 ]

General Discussion / cartoons
« on: November 03, 2004, 02:43:00 AM »
f*** pron. i dont mean like f*** pron, but forget about it for a while. pron is out for AG. cartoons are in.

yogi bear is my idol.">">">


the flintstones. i dig fred, he´s such a cool loser.">">

and you cant forget the jetsons. wish i had cars like they do.">">

General Discussion / poets corner reply - wb yeats
« on: October 20, 2004, 12:55:00 AM »
this poem is so f***in ill i had to post it on its own. those educated in good poetry will know this guy to be irish, and f***ing rad. read this poem and die.
read it all and go drink some kilkenny draught.


I HAVE met at close of day
Coming with vivid faces
From counter or desk among grey
Eighteenth-century houses.
I have pa**ed with a nod of the head
Or polite meaningless words,
Or have lingered awhile and said
Polite meaningless words,
And thought before I had done
Of a mocking tale or a gibe
To please a companion
Around the fire at the club,
Being certain that they and I
But lived where motley is worn:
All changed, changed utterly:
A terrible beauty is born.

That woman´s days were spent
In ignorant good-will,
Her nights in argument
Until her voice grew shrill.
What voice more sweet than hers
When, young and beautiful,
She rode to harriers?
This man had kept a school
And rode our winged horse;
This other his helper and friend
Was coming into his force;
He might have won fame in the end,
So sensitive his nature seemed,
So daring and sweet his thought.
This other man I had dreamed
A drunken, vainglorious lout.
He had done most bitter wrong
To some who are near my heart,
Yet I number him in the song;
He, too, has resigned his part
In the casual comedy;
He, too, has been changed in his turn,
Transformed utterly:
A terrible beauty is born.

Hearts with one purpose alone
Through summer and winter seem
Enchanted to a stone
To trouble the living stream.
The horse that comes from the road,
The rider, the birds that range
From cloud to tumbling cloud,
Minute by minute they change;
A shadow of cloud on the stream
Changes minute by minute;
A horse-hoof slides on the brim,
And a horse plashes within it;
The long legged moor-hens dive,
And hens to moor-cocks call;
Minute by minute they live:
The stone´s in the midst of all.

Too long a sacrifice
Can make a stone of the heart.
O when may it suffice?
That is Heaven´s part, our part
To murmur name upon name,
As a mother names her child
When sleep at last has come
On limbs that had run wild.
What is it but nightfall?
No, no, not night but death;
Was it needless death after all?
For England may keep faith
For all that is done and said.
We know their dream; enough
To know they dreamed and are dead;
And what if excess of love
Bewildered them till they died?
I write it out in a verse-
MacDonagh and MacBride
And Connolly and Pearse
Now and in time to be,
Wherever green is worn,
Are changed, changed utterly
A terrible beauty is born

                      September 25, 1916

Hot Traxxx / wena nimrod
« on: October 15, 2004, 01:06:00 AM »
that track on crates is too nice, dude. f***in sickness.
wish i knew what the f*** you were saying, but as usual rad beat man.

big sam

Hot Traxxx / sub-mash investigation
« on: October 12, 2004, 12:31:00 AM »
Mini-man mash comittee entry
by dom juan the c***ish maK

friday night, i was at my school to monitor the evolution of the Robbie. that is your typical, rugby playing, tite jean wearing jock. basicaly a stereotypical tit.
yeah well, they havent evolved since the neanderthal man got wiped from this earth. so i put a big large cross on my survey, and continued with the nights festivities.

it was a thing the skool likes to call ´On the night,´ a fireworks show with live rock and lots people. there was a horse show, which the grannies loved. one juimped up, revealing her saggy a** tits. shit those were saggy backpacks.

then the parents and nik-nak kiddies left and the real shit happened. the beer tent lit up with loads of illegitimate fake id donning 15 yr olds, the bitches i mean girls, got hornier, and i got hungry.

so i went over to the food stalls and asked for a tight girl with big tits, blond hair and a fantasy for swedish pseudo-mafiamen. the dude said

´sorry sir, we only have chicken burgers and hot chips.´

and so i had a burger.

then i saw this fine young lady i hadnt seen in a while. so i laid down the mak. i was on some

´we got lots of catching up to do, girl´

she say
´walk with me, super man. did i just say superman, i meant dom juan´

i says
´thats okay. i Am a bit of a superman you know.´

she says
´naughty boy, you.´

so we found a clump of bushes in a dark corner and got down to business. she worked that shit nice n slow.

after she left to go home satisfied, i was treking with my two taiwanese and chinese pals, roy hsiao and mr ken ka hei chow. we walked around for a bit, then saw one of my buddies from way back when. he mcs.
we started to form a cipher. me being wak in ciphers, came with a tight spit and ended it like

´check it out, i got college dudes cryin in hankies..shit, you so wak you couldnt beat me wearing panties´

all of this in good humour. these other cats came up in the two mc cipher was like ´ so you raps?´ ´lay down a beat´
their coloured buddy from yeoville rocks up. he pulls out his little knife and, bobbing every time he said f***ing, starts screaming

´hey! im a f***in ganster from f***in yeoville, i been through the f***in ghetto, i´ll f***ing stab you f***er, im f***in danger, i been through it all ekse, you see this f***in scar, its from a f***in bullet, went rite through ekse. f***in im from f***in yeoville and i´ll stab you´

as you can imagine, i was packing out on the floor, im talkin packing tents here. the skinny cape man nearly stabbed with his butter knife. shit!

all in all, i wasnt drunk and the cipher was wak.
so this sub-mash expedition gets

coolguy smilies out of five. come on, i got major a**.

peace and may the coolguy smilies be with you

big sam
bitch cracker man
´wow, what beautiful breasts!´

[ This message was edited by: larry_atoms on 11-10-2004 17:35 ]

Hot Traxxx / vaudeville villian
« on: October 02, 2004, 12:26:00 AM »
my gosh. by jove. by jupiter. mf doom is tooo nice. f***in lovely. the beats, the rhymes, the concepts. geeze he´s ill.

does he make his own beats?

big samitorastix

*dom juan thinks angee is juicy as hell*

Media / milov
« on: September 26, 2004, 04:05:00 AM »
saw some of your caps in helta skelta today sonny. man that shop is rad as f#ck. now i need money to go buy corduroy shorts!
whats the deal with this kies jou kant thing man?

big sam sung

*dom juan is not a commercial poplocking sex worker*

Media / rob sonic
« on: September 18, 2004, 01:30:00 AM »
rob sonic - telicatessen

i dont care what i or other people think of the recent def jux, but rob sonic the new guy on the djx label is ill. go to the website for a stream mixtape of his shit.

big sam

*sponsored by ninja star and cancerous pete, powered by sex, drugs and hip not*

Chief Rocka - Open Mic / coon-tastic
« on: September 15, 2004, 02:37:00 AM »
wsup coon.
any chance of getting some of that peanut butter karma 2 jhb footage you promised the big sam?
andile says your a watermelon, a sadist and a penut butter fiend and i think he´s nearly correct. but your good at what you do and thats good, regardless of your sexual tendencies or andiles lame insults.

big SAM

General Discussion / defari n encore
« on: September 14, 2004, 12:07:00 AM »
whos your favourite cat on a lyrics level between encore n defari?

i feel defari more. by the by, ootz whats the name of the defari album you gave to me in mp3 a while back?

big sam

Humour / Jokes / ping pong news
« on: September 10, 2004, 11:16:00 PM »
the request/search is still on:

 Local Hip Hop Documentary - Live Footage Wanted
Posted on Wednesday, August 25 @ 13:45:04 SAST by AGMilitia

LazySamuel writes "Ping Pong Consortium Productions, a new small scale publications and production group, is currently working on a series of documentaries about local hip hop. The first is to be about local Hip Hop as an entity and offers various opinions and insights of big and small heads in the business. Read on for more details...

We plan on volumed editions of what we like to call ´The Ping Pong Visuals´.  Basically footage of artists performing, track listed and legal. We will have different videos of B-boys, Graffiti writers, Mcs and Djs from around Southern Africa.

The Ping Pong Consortium is asking for any footage of artists from the specified area. Even some live visuals of yourself and your crew is welcome.

For enquiries and submission details:
Cell: 073 493 7666 (Lazy Sam)
or email



General Discussion / tumi
« on: September 09, 2004, 01:00:00 AM »
who feels this cat on a lyrics level?
who feels him with the volume?
is he better with or without the live band?

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