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General Discussion / Cockblocking 101

« on: May 07, 2005, 07:51:20 PM »

This is for the guy who spits his game all night, only to lose the girl because some creepy loser interrupted them in the pre-mating ritual. Or for the guy who always gets yelled at by his friends for derailing their poon train. While most people agree that cockblocking is bad, understanding it is the only way to use it for positive (self-serving) purposes. So, let the lesson begin!

The Hover- This is the simplest and most basic move to execute. Stand next to a guy and a girl talking, so instead of a line conversation between the two of them, it becomes a gimpy triangle. The key is for you to not talk and just listen to their conversation, thus making them both feel awkward. I killed my friend twice on the same night using this technique, but I was drunk and I honestly thought I was involved in the conversation, until he pulled me aside and bitch-slapped me for diluting his mojo.

Trick the guy into a fight- If the guy is really drunk, whisper insults into his ear when the girl's not looking, and if he gets belligerent and pissed off at you, play the gentleman role and act all confused and nice about it. If you're lucky, he can take a swing at you and you can kick his a** or get punched and let the girl take care of you. Either way, his a** got punked and you end up looking good and he won't even remember the next day. Even if he does remember, just say he was too drunk to REALLY remember.

Bring up an embara**ing/dorky/incriminating moment in the guy's life- One kid I know got cockblocked when his roommate showed the girl pics of other girls' tits on his phone, so the girl stopped talking to him and gave the roommate a BJ later that night. At least, that's what the kid told me, when the real reason she ditched him is because he's fat. My older brother also told me about his vagina-sterilizer roommate who cut in when he was talking to a girl, and said my brother does great family guy quotes. Once put on the spot, he felt obligated to say "Oh my god, there's an orgy in my mouth!" and the girl disappeared faster than viewers at a Wayans brothers movie. Seriously though... what's funnier than uptight, snobby white people being thrown in with streetwise, sa**y black people and mutually learning to like the other group by the end of the movie? Um, everything?

"So... how's your girlfriend doing?"- Say that to the guy when the girl is around. This works regardless of whether he actually has a girlfriend. If he does, he'll feel too guilty to weasel his way out of it, and the other girl will lose interest in him for being a scumball. If he doesn't have a girlfriend and asks what the f*** you're talking about, he'll look even more pathetic because the girl will a**ume he's putting up a single guy act to get in her pants.

Use a mutual acquaintance as a buffer for talking shit about the other guy- If you're talking to someone who knows the girl you want to take home, but does not know the sausagehead currently hitting on her, act concerned about the situation. Make up something horrible, like the guy likes to sodomize his hamster or beats up his mom... or do the cla**ic "that guy is a player" line. The key is to act concerned about who the guy is and not like you're after the girl yourself. That will make you seem like a good guy, and the girl will eventually get a warning. By then, it probably can't be traced back to you. The only way she wouldn't get the warning is if her friend wants you for herself, in which case, bite the bullet like a Korean gymnast and just take the f***in silver medal.

Slip a roofie in the guy's drink- Only do this if nothing else seems to work or you really don't like the guy, because there's a chance that it's illegal. Why be a rapist when you can be a cutthroat gamer? If you use one on a guy, and he pa**es out somewhere, people will just a**ume he's really trashed and the girl will be totally turned off and in need of someone to walk her home. This is where you come in. Simply pretend like you're a good person and take the huge hike in the snow with her, and if she wants you to carry her, do that as well. After that, you won't need anymore roofies, because chances are you'll already be in the same bed as her, and waiting for her to fall asleep... so you can jack off! I mean, seriously, did you really think she would get with a pathetic f*** like you? Forget about it!

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Battle One on One / battle

« on: April 10, 2005, 05:13:40 PM »

ok im back for another verbal a** whiping, so who wants to rumble?

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General Discussion / the 9 elements

« on: April 10, 2005, 04:03:35 PM »

BREAKIN
The study and application of street dance forms

The study and application of street dance forms




Commonly called Breakdancing, or B-Boying



BREAKIN: The study and application of street dance forms Commonly called Breakdancing, or B-Boying, it now includes the
once independent dance forms, up-rockin, poppin and lockin, jailhouse or slap boxin’, Double Dutch, Electric Boogie, and Capoiera martial arts. It is also commonly referred to as freestyle street dancing. The practitioners of traditional Breakin are called B-Boys, B-Girls, and Breakers.

Breakin moves are commonly used in aerobics and other exercises that refine the body. Break-dancing– acrobatic style of street dancing.

Popularized by James Brown, the Nigga Twins, Dennis Vasquez – the Rubber Band Man, Rock Steady Crew, Pee Wee Dance, The N.Y.C. Breakers, the Breeze Team, Michael Jackson, and others.

EMCEEIN
The study and application of Rap, poetry, and divine speech

Commonly referred to as rappin or Rap. Its practitioners are known as Emcees or Rappers. The Emcee is a Hiphop poet who



directs and moves the crowd by rhythmically rhyming in spoken word.



The word Emcee comes from the abbreviated form of Master of Ceremonies (M.C.). In its traditional sense, (M.C.) refers to
the hosting of an event – the master of a ceremony or event. Early Hiphoppas transformed the traditional character of the M.C. to include crowd participation routines and poetry.

Today, the Emcee seeks to be a master of the spoken word, not just the best Rapper. Emcees also deliver lectures and other forms of public instruction. Most Emcees rate themselves on their ability to rock the party, speak clearly, and tell a good story.

Popularized by Cab Calloway, Coke La Rock, Busy Bee Starsky, Cowboy, Melle Mel, Grandmaster Caz, Kool Moe Dee, Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, Muhammad Ali, and others.

GRAFFITI ART
The study and application of Color, Light and Handwriting

Commonly called Aerosol Art, Life Art, Pieces, Burners, Graf, and Urban Murals. Other forms of this art include Bombin and



Taggin. Its practitioners are known as Writers, Graffiti writers, Graffitist, and Graffiti artists.



Commonly called Aerosol Art, Life Art, Pieces, Burners, Graf, and Urban Murals. Other forms of this art include Bombin and
Taggin. Its practitioners are known as Writers, Graffiti writers, Graffitist, and Graffiti artists.

Today, graffiti artists seek to be masters of handwriting and art. Graffiti artists rate themselves on their ability to write, and/or draw a good story. Many have become graphic artists, fashion designers, photographers, and motion picture directors. Graffiti – writing or drawing that is scribbled, scratched, or sprayed on a surface.

Popularized by Taki 183, Phase 2, Kase 2, Cope 2, Tat’s Cru, Presweet, Iz the Wiz, Seen, Quik, O.E., Revolt, Dondi, Zephyr, Futura 2000, and others.

DEEJAYIN
The study and application of Rap music production and radio broadcasting

Commonly refers to the work of a disc jockey. However, Hiphop’s disc jockey doesn't just play vinyl records, tapes, and



compact discs.



Hiphop’s Deejay interacts artistically with the performance of a recorded song by cuttin, mixin, and scratchin the song in all of
its recorded formats. Its practitioners are known as turntablists, deejays, mixologists, grandmasters, mixmasters, jammasters, and funkmasters. Disc Jockey- presenter of recorded ‘Pop’ music.

Popularized by Kool DJ Herc, Afrika Bambaataa, Jazzy Jay, Grand Master Flash, Grand Wizard Theodore, Kool DJ Red Alert, DJ Cash Money, Marley Marl, Brucie B, Chuck Chillout, Kid Capri, Afrika Islam, Jam Master Jay, and others.

BEATBOXIN
The study and application Body Music

Commonly refers to the act of creating rhythmic sounds with various parts of the body, particularly the throat, mouth, and



hands. Its practitioners are known as human beatboxes or human orchestras.



Philosophically, Beatboxin is about using the body as an instrument. Earlier versions of this expression included Handbone or
Hambone. However, modern Beatboxin originates from the act of imitating early electronic drum machines. The early electronic drum machines were some of the original beat boxes; and to skillfully imitate them was called Beatboxin.

Popularized by Doug E. Fresh, Biz Markie, The Fat Boyz, DMX, Greg Nice, Bobby McFarrin, Emanon, Click the Super Latin, K- Love, Razell, and others.

STREET FASHION
The study and application Street Trends and Styles

Street Fashion deals with all trends and styles of Hiphop Kulture



Commonly refers to the clothing trends of the inner-city. However, Street Fashion deals with all trends and styles of Hiphop




Kulture – what’s in and what’s out, regardless of the expression. Its practitioners are known as Hiphoppas.

Self-expression through Street Fashion is an important way to present Hiphop’s identity and ideology to society. Street Fashion also represents the prominence of all Hiphop cultural codes, forms, and customs.

Popularized Ron 125, Dapper Dan, Lugz, FUBU, Karl Kani, Sean Jean, Wu Wear, Fat Joe 560, and others.

STREET LANGUAGE
The study and application of Street Communication

Hiphop’s language and linguistic codes—the verbal communication of the streets



Commonly referred to as Black English, Urban Slang, and Ebonics. It is Hiphop’s language and linguistic codes—the verbal




communication of the streets.

Advanced Street Language includes the correct pronunciation of one's native and national language as it pertains to life in the inner-city. In addition, advanced Street Language deals with one’s communication even beyond what one says. Street Language is not always spoken words. Hiphop’s Street Language includes certain street codes that may not be communicated in words at all. Its practitioners are known as Hiphoppas.

Popularized by Richard Pryor, Martin Lawrence, the Last Poets, Chris Rock, The Watts Poets, James Brown, Gil Scott Heron, Nas, KRSONE, Fab 5 Freddy, and others.

STREET KNOWLEDGE
The study and application of ancestral wisdom

Hiphop's cultural self-awareness



Commonly refers to the basic common sense and accumulated wisdom of inner-city families. It consists of techniques,




phrases, codes, and terms used to survive within the inner-cities. It involves the ability to reason soundly with or without the ideas or validation of the academic mainstream. It is Hiphop's cultural self-awareness.

Its practitioners are known as Sister, Brother, Goddess, God, Earth, Mother, Father, Teacha, Queen, King, Princess, Prince, Lord, and Divine.

Contrary to the myth that knowledge is only accumulated in quiet, ordered, academic environments, much of Hiphop’s communal knowledge can be found with its comedians, poets, and authors. Hiphoppas learn and transfer knowledge through laughter and having fun. Streetwise – knowing how to survive modern urban life.

Popularized by Malcolm X, Dr. Cornell West, Martin Lawrence, The Tree of Life Book Store, Revolution Books, The Shrine of the Black Madonna, Dr. York, Afrika Bambaataa, Clarence 13X, Minister Louis Farrakhan, Kwame Toure, KRSONE, Chuck-D, Nas, Dick Gregory, Chris Rock, Tupac Shakur, Keenon Ivory Wayans, Nelson George, Michael Eric Dyson, Sista Souljah, and others.

STREET ENTREPRENUERIALISM
The study and application of Fair Trade and Hip-Hop Business Management

The readiness to engage in the creation of a business venture that brings about gra**roots business practices



Commonly referred to as street trade, having game, the natural salesman, or the smooth diplomat who creates business




opportunity. It is the readiness to engage in the creation of a business venture that brings about gra**roots business practices. Many of Hiphop’s cultural apprenticeships are included here as well.

Different from entrepreneur-ism which may include the techniques and practices of the entrepreneur, entrepreneurial-ism focuses upon the motivating spirit to be self-employed, inventive, creative, and self-educated. It is this spirit that is encouraged by the Temple of Hiphop. Its practitioners are known as hustlers, and self-starters. Entrepreneur – a self- motivated, creative person who undertakes a commercial venture.

Popularized by Madame C.J. Walker, Russell Simmons, Luther Campbell, Sean P. Diddy Combs, Suge Knight, Jack the Rapper, Robert Townsend, Boogie Down Productions, Eazy E, The Black Expo, Too Short, and others.

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General Discussion / samsung D500

« on: April 09, 2005, 09:25:27 PM »

This must be thee hottest phone on the market, can anyone think of a better phone? i am thinking of buying this phone and i wanna know if there isn't a better one on the market, thoughts?

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Motoring Forum / sexy cars

« on: February 22, 2005, 03:34:38 AM »

http://www.fordownerscarclub.com.au/1965%20Ford%20Shelby%20GT%20350.jpg

http://www.lemans.cz/lemans%20cla**ic%202002/foto/Ford%20GT%2040.jpg

http://www.autofotos.com/SVC%20Ford%20Thunderbird.jpg

http://users.freenet.am/~hrdv/Bmw/6.jpg

last one is slow brewed 4 pawrfekzeon!

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General Discussion / how do i change my nick?

« on: February 22, 2005, 01:41:06 AM »

i tried changin it under profile, but it doesnt stick, what have i gottsa do?

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General Discussion / mad skillz

« on: December 13, 2004, 03:49:00 AM »

yo this is one tyt emcee, real dope, but no1 i know knows him! howz that
http://www.dango727.com/mad_skillz.jpg">

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General Discussion / best in history

« on: December 04, 2004, 10:17:00 PM »

what do yall think the best battle in history? i know there are many.....
supernat vs craig g
supernat vs juice
50 vs ja
big l vs jayz
nas vs jayz
sage francis vs alias
jin vs loucifer
jin vs parable
eyedea vs brother ali
em vs canibus
i.t. vs flowz

and pleeezzzzzzeeeee no one say pac vs big, big neva replied

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Humour / Jokes / what the???

« on: December 04, 2004, 07:47:00 PM »

 THIS IS AN OMNIBUS OF THE FIRST FIFTEEN MR.  SCIENCE ANSWERS.  READ AND ENJOY.

  THAT´S RIGHT, IT´S TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR MR. SCIENCE!



QUESTION FROM DR. WHO?

 -WHAT HAPPENS TO ESCALATOR STEPS WHEN THE BASEMENT GETS FILLED UP?

ANSWER:

 -DR.WHO?, I´M GLAD YOU ASKED THAT.  MANY PEOPLE DON´T KNOW THIS, BUT
ESCALATORS ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.  THE POOR REPTILES ARE CONSTANTLY BEING
STEPPED ON AND IGNORED.  ONCE THEY GO INTO THE BASEMENT, AFTER THEY DISAPPEAR
OUT THE TOP OR BOTTOM, MANY DIE.  THE DEAD ESCALATORS THEN BECOME STAIRS,
CONTRIBUTING TO THE UPRISE OF STAIRS AND THE FALL OF THE ESCALATOR POPULATION
(NOT BECAUSE OF THE EXERCISE BOOM IN AMERICA, AS COMMONLY THOUGHT).  IF WE DON´T
WATCH OUT, ESCALATORS WILL JOIN THE RANKS OF THE CARRIER PIGEON AND THE DO DO
BIRD.  THANK YOU FOR YOUR QUESTION DR.WHO?.


 --MR. SCIENCE



QUESTION FROM THE DATA DUDE:

 --WHAT MAKES CARS GO?

ANSWER (FROM MR. SCIENCE):

 --THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH.THESE DINOSAURS WERE
ALWAYS EATING OR FIGHTING.  SOMETIMES, THOUGH, THE DINOSAURS HAD TO PUSH LARGE
PLANTS (OR ANIMALS) OUT OF THE WAY, SO THEY COULD MOVE ABOUT.  BECAUSE OF A WARP
IN THE SPACE-TIME WASH, THE PUSHING OF TREES AND BOULDERS ALSO PUSHES CARS OF
TODAY.MANY SCIENTISTS (INCLUDING FORD PREFECT) ALSO BELEIVE THAT THIS IS WHAT
ALLOWS SIX TIMES NINE TO EQUAL FOURTY-TWO.  THANK YOU DATA DUDE.

  --MR. SCIENCE




QUESTION FROM KEVEN O´NEIL:

 --WHAT HAPPENS TO THE HOLE AFTER THE CHEESE IS GONE.

ANSWER FORM MR. SCIENCE:

 --WHEN SWISS CHEESE IS (AND MANY OTHER CHEESES) ARE MADE, A GAS IS PRODUCED
FROM THE BACTERIA INVOLVED IN THE CHEESE MAKING PROCESS.  THIS GAS IS THEN
TRAPPED IN THE CHEESE AS IT SOLIDIFIES.  WHEN THE CHEESE IS TAKEN OFF THE SHELF
IN A STORE, THE BACTERIA NOTICES THE CHANGE IN THE ENVIRONMENT OUTSIDE THE
CHEESE-PACKAGE.  IT THEN GETS READY FOR THE PERSON WHO IS EATING THE CHEESE TO
BITE INTO IT.  AS THE HOLE MAKES CONTACT WITH EITHER THE AIR OR THE MOUTH, IT
SOLIDIFIES AND BECOMES CHEESE ITSELF.  THIS PROCESS TAKES A FRACTION OF A
SECOND, AND MOST PEOPLE CAN´T SEE IT HAPPEN, BUT IT DOES (THE CHESE FROM THE
HOLE, USUALLY BECOMES PART OF THE ATMOSPHERE, AND GIVES THE MOON IT´S GREEN
TINT).THANK YOU KEVEN O´NEIL.

--MR. SCIENCE




QUESTION FROM KEVEN O´NEIL:

 --WHAT WAS CAPTAIN HOOK´S REAL NAME BEFORE HE LOST HIS HAND?

ANSWER FROM MR. SCIENCE:

 --MR.  O´NEIL, TWO THINGS, MY NAME IS MR.  SCIENCE, NOT MR.  HISTORY, OR MR.
MYTHOLOGY.  I HAVE A MASTER´S DEGREE IN SCIENCE, AND SCIENCE ONLY.  YOU MAY FEEL
FREE TO ASK SCIENCE QUESTIONS, BUT PLEASE STICK TO THAT SUBJECT.  SECOND, I DID
THOUGH, RESEARCH THAT SUBJECT, AND HE WAS A BOXER WITH A GREAT RIGHT HOOK, EVEN
BEFORE LOSING HIS HAND, HIS NAME WAS CAPTAIN HOOK.  FROM NOW ON, PLEASE ASK ONLY
SCIENCE QUESTIONS (UNTIL I GET A MYTHOLOGY DEGREE) THANK YOU KEVEN O´NEIL.


--MR. SCIENCE




QUESTION FROM MR. FUGI:

 --HOW WAS THE EARTH CREATED?

ANSWER FROM MR. SCIENCE:

 --IN THE FAR FUTURE, TIME AND SPACE TRAVEL WILL BE ALMOST AS COMMON AS WALKING
DOWN THE STREET.  BECAUSE THE YNIVERSE IS NOT ONLY EXPANDING, BUT GROWING, THE
UNIVERSE OF THE FUTURE WILL BE MUCH LARGER THAN TODAY´S UNIVERSE.  IN A FEW
THOUSAND YEARS, A GROUP OF PEOPLE WILL GO BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE THE EARTH WAS
CREATED TO SEE IF THEY COULD ANSWER THE SAME QUESTION.ON OF THE EXPLORERS
DROPPED A CRUMB OF HIS SANWITCH WHERE THE EARTH IS NOW.  THIS , JUST A CRUMB TO
HIM, WOULD HAVE BEEN THE SIZE OF THE EARTH.  THAT CRUMB WAS THE ORIGINAL EARTH.
THANK YOU MR.  FUGI.

      --MR. SCIENCE





QUESTION FROM MR. FUGI:

 --CAN DOLPHINS REALLY TALK?

ANSWER FROM MR. SCIENCE:

 --I DIDN´T KNOW MYSELF, SO I TOOK A TRIP TO FLORIDA, TO ASK THEM.  I WALKED
(SWAM) UP TO THE NEAREST DOLPHIN AND ASKED HIM IF HE COULD TALK.  HE DIDN´T
ANSWER, SO I THOUGHT HE MIGHT BE ASLEEP, SO I NUDGED HIM AND ASKED HIM AGAIN.
THE NEXT THING I KNEW, THERE WAS A LOUD WHISTLE COMING FROM THE DOLPHIN, WHO WAS
THEN SORROUNDED BY DOGS.  DOLPHINS DON´T TALK, THEY MAKE HIGH-PITCHED SOUNDS TO
ATTRACT THIER MATES, DOGS.  WHEN THE TWO MATE, THEY PRODUCE MANITEES.  THANK YOU
MR.  FUGI.

 --MR. SCIENCE



QUESTION FROM THE SHADOW:

 --HOW DO WE REALLY KNOW THE LIGHT GOES OUT IN THE REFRIGERATOR WHEN THE DOOR
IS CLOSED?

ANSWER FROM MR. SCIENCE:

 --WHEN THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR IS CLOSED, A COMPLEX SERIES OF EVENTS BEGINS.
DESCRIBING THESE EVENTS WOULD EXCCED MY 25-LINE LINIT, BUT I WILL SUMMERIZE
THEM.  FIRST, THE FOODS BREATH ALL THE OXYGEN (1 SEC.  TOTAL).THE PRESSURE OF
A VACUUM INSIDE THE REFRIGERATOR CAUSES A SUCTION (THE SOUND WHENEVER YOU OPEN
THE REFRIGERATOR IS CAUSED BY THIS) AFTER A FEW SMAALER EVENTS, THE LIGHT IS
TURNED OFF BY THE LACK OF OXYGEN TO KEEP THE FLAME GOING.  THANK YOU SHADOW.

 --MR. SCIENCE



QUESTION FROM THE SHADOW:

 --HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT REALLY TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL
POP?

ANSWER FROM MR. SCIENCE:

 --THE AMOUNT OF LICKS IT TAKES TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
LET ME FIND OUT:  LICK, LICK, LICK, LICK, LICK, LICK, CRACK!  IT TAKES SIX LICKS
TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP.  THANK YOU SHADOW.

 --MR. SCIENCE



QUESTION FROM THE SHADOW:

 --WHY DO DOGS WALK AROUND IN A CIRCLE BEFORE THEY LIE DOWN?

ANSWER FROM MR. SCIENCE:

 --DOGS HAVE A SMALL PROTRUSION FROM ABOVE THIER BUTTOCKS.  THIS PROTRUSION IS
CALLED A TAIL.MOST DOGS LIKE TO SLEEP ALONE (OR WITH A FEMALE DOG).  DOGS
USUALLY SEE THIER TAIL ONLY RIGHT BEFORE THEY GO TO SLEEP.  THEY CHASE THE TAIL,
AROUND IN CIRCLES TO TRY TO GET RID OF THE ´OTHER PRESENCE´ BEFORE THEY GO TO
SLEEP.THANK YOU SHADOW.

 --MR. SCIENCE





QUESTION FROM KEVIN WEISS:

 --HOW DO I FIND MY GIRLFREIND´S G-SPOT?  AND WHEN I DO FIND IT, WHAT´S THE
BEST WAY OF STIMULATING IT?

ANSWER FROM MR. SCIENCE:

 --THE GIRL´S G-SPOT VARIES ON EVERY GIRL, BUT MOST GIRL´S G-SPOT IS FOUND ON
THE DEPRESSION BETWEEN THE NOSE AND THE UPPER LIP.  THIS DEPRESSION IS ALSO
CALLED THE ISLET OF LANGERHAN.THIS IS WHERE INSULIN AND MOST OF THE DIGESTIVE
ENZYMES ARE PRODUCED.  THE BEST WAY TO STIMULATE THIS IS TO PLACE A SMALL SUGAR
CUBE UPON THIS DEPRESSION UNTIL IT IS ABSORBED.  THEN PUT HER FINGER ON THAT
DEPRESSION, AND IT WILL HAVE BEEN STIMULATED.  THANK YOU KEVIN WEISS.

 --MR. SCIENCE


QUESTION FROM CAPTAIN VIDEO:

 --WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NUMBERS?  WHERE DO THEY GO?

ANSWERS FROM MR. SCIENCE:

 --FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS AGO, THE CRO MAGONS COULD ONLY COUNT UP TO TWENTY (HOW
MANY FINGERS AND TOES THAY HAD).  BY TODAY, THOUGH, WE CAN COUNT UP TO AMAZINGLY
HIGH NUMBERS.  WE STORE THESE NUMBERS ON SOMETHING CALLED A NUMBER LINE, BUT ALL
THE POSITIVE NUMBERS WEIGH SO MUCH, THEY NEED SOMETHING TO COUNTERACT THE WEIGHT
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ZERO, NEGATIVE NUMBERS.  WHEN THE NEGATIVE NUMBERS JOIN UP
WITH THIER POSATIVE COUNTERPART, THEY GO TO A LAND CALLED ZERO.  THANK YOU
CAPTAIN VIDIO.


--MR. SCIENCE





TODAY´S QUESTION FROM EVAN ROTH:

 --IF WEEKENDS WERE MADE FOR MICHELOBE, THEN WHAT DID THEY DO BETWEEN FRI.  AND
MON.  BEFORE MICHELOBE?

ANSWER FROM MR. SCIENCE:

 --BEFORE MICHELOBE, WEEKENDS HAD A SAD LACK OF WHAT SCIENTISTS CALL GUSTO.  IN
THOSE PRE-GUSTO DAYS,PEOPLE LAID ON THE FLOORS, JUST DIMLY SENSING A VAGUE
UNHAPPINESS IN THEIR LIVES.  SINCE MICHELOBE, OF COURSE, PLEASURE SEEKING
AMERICANS HAVE HAD MORE GUSTO THAN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.  A HAPPY SIDE-AFFECT
OF THIS EXCESS OF GUSTO IS THE BLOSSOMING OF OUR TASTE BUDS.  THE INGESTION OF
MALT-BEVERAGES WILL SOON CAUSE OUR TASTE BUDS TO BEAR FRUIT.  YES, WITHIN OUR
LIFETIMES, OUR TASTE BUDS WILL WILL GROW INTO MOUTH FLOWERS, OR BEER-BLOSSOMS.
ONCE OUR MOUTHS ARE FILLED WITH THESE BRIGHTLY COLORED AND FRAGRANT FLOWERS, WE
WON´T NEED GUSTO ANYMORE.  IT WILL BE A PERFECT HORTA-CULTURAL UTOPIA, THANKS TO
SCIENTIFIC REASEARCH, AND BEER.  THANK YOU EVAN ROTH.

--MR. SCIENCE



QUESTION FROM THE BEAR:

 --HOW MANY CHUCKS WOULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?

ANSWER FROM MR. SCIENCE:

 --TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION, I MUST GIVE YOU A FORMULA:

LET A=AGE OF WOOD CHUCK
LET H=HEIGHT OF WOOD CHUCK
LET W=WEIGHT OF WOOD CHUCK
LET X=AMOUNT OF WOOD TOTAL
LET P=PI
LET Z=HOW MUCH WOOD THE WOOD CHUCK WOULD CHUCK

   THE FORMULA IS:

Z=P(X+W)/H-(A*X)/283*P

   THANK YOU BEAR.

--MR. SCIENCE



QUESTION FROM RODDY PIPER:

 --WHAT HAPPENS TO OLD LIGHT BULBS WHEN THEY BURN OUT?

ANSWER FROM MR. SCIENCE:

 --WHEN LIGHT BULBS BURN OUT, THEY ARE USUALLY THROWN AWAY.  ONCE THEY REACH
THE INCINERATOR, THEY ARE SEPARATED FROM THE REST OF THE TRASH.  THE GLa** PARTS
ARE CRUSHED UP AND COLORED TO RESEMBLE SAND.  THE METAL PARTS ARE MELTED AND
SHAPED INTO "TREASURES".  THESE ARE THEN IMPORTED TO THE NEAREST HOTEL, WHERE
THEY ARE PUT DOWN ON THE GROUND TO MAKE A BEACH WITH BURIED TREASURES, FOR THE
MEATAL DETECTORS.  THANK YOU RODDY PIPER.

      --MR. SCIENCE



QUESTION FROM KEVIN O´NEIL:

 --WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY OF RAPE AMONG PORCUPINES.

ANSWER FROM MR. SCIENCE:

 --I WENT OUT TO THE ZOO THE OTHER DAY, AND STUDIED THE PORCUPINES FOR A FEW
HOURS.I NOTICED THAT PORCUPINES DON´T REPRODUCE NORMALLY.  INSTEAD OF SEX,
THEY, LIKE MANY OTHER ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS (SUCH AS WORMS), ARE ASEXUAL,
MEANING THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE SEX IN THIS SPECIES.  THEY ARE BEYOND HAVING ANY
FEELING OF EITHER PAIN OR PLEASURE, SO THEY DON´T HAVE TO RAPE EACH OTHER FOR
PLEASURE, INSTEAD, ALL THAT THEY HAVE TO DO IS TO ROLL UP INTO A TIGHT BALL,
WITCH YOU SO FREQUENTLY SEE THEM DO.  THANK YOU KEVIN O´NEIL.


--MR. SCIENCE

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General Discussion / word

« on: November 30, 2004, 07:35:00 AM »

word























P.S. this post was pointless,  yesssssss......

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Battle One on One / open battle

« on: November 12, 2004, 03:25:00 AM »

ok, im feelin bored, so who wants 2 battle, u can make the rulz

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Hot Traxxx / talib

« on: November 07, 2004, 07:54:00 PM »

wat y´all think of the quality album.
have y´all heard ´guerilla monsoon rap´ with black thought and the mighty pharoahe monche? das 1 tyt track...

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Hot Traxxx / poppin dem

« on: November 05, 2004, 06:13:00 AM »

since a lot of gun-it has been floatin rounnd, wadda bout ´poppin them thangs´
i rekkon its da tytest track on da album, shitty, but da tytest still

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Battle One on One / NAS-FAN FREESTYLE

« on: November 03, 2004, 03:54:00 AM »

I-WILL-COMMENCE-TO-BATTER-AND-LEAVE-RAP-TENENTS-IN-FRACTURES cops thought they had me till I left the EVIDENCE-SHATTERED no need to know whose CADENCE-IS-BADDER-USE-A-SENTENCE-FOR-LATTERS connect to higher points and drop yall Fukkas to leave ur INNERANCE-SPLATTERED //

DELIBERET-CHATTER-TO-DILIGEN-RAPPERS-ARE-ALSO-EQUIVALENT-FACTORS-IN-PRIMATIVE-ACTION-MY-MILITANT-TACTICS are leaving ya DIVISION-SUBTRACTED while nas-fan can rip it with LIMITED-VISION-DISTRACTED //

I-LEAVE-DIVISIONS-EXTRACTED while verbal bullets leave INCISIONS-IN-FRACTIONS I put spikes on the boots for ADDITIONAL-TRACTION and stomp on to climb up the rap EDITION-OF-MOUNTAINS //

FICTIONAL-ACTORS-GET-LATCHED-TO-A-FURNACE-I-MASTER-CAPTIONS-AND-VERSES so who the hell u think u AMATEURS-VERSIN?!? Listen Dawg IM-AN-ACTUAL-PERSON who´ll slash an AXE-AT-YA-TURNIP-UNTILL-THE-IMPACT-IS-SHATTERIN-STURNIPS //

Be prepared for a TACTUAL-HURTIN-WHILE-IM-CLAPPIN-U-HERBS-AND-ATTACKIN-UR-WORDS-WHEN I come atchu to UNLOAD-GATS-IN-YA- PERSON //

MY-RAPTURE-IS-URGENT-a**a**IN-FOR-SERVICE who´ll clap at any AVERAGE-DISTURBANCE to leave their damn BLADDER-EMERGING-AND- CABBAGES-BURSTING-I´VE-TRAVELED-TO-EARTH-AT-A-Ma**IVE-CONVERSION to kidnap and CLAP-AT-YA-WORKERS-AND-SHACKLE-THEM-TO- PRACTICE-AS-SERVANTS //

Crews can come together to Battle I HACK-THE-CONVERGANCE-AND-BACK-THE-DIVERGANCE of body parts and STACK-EM-IN-CURTAINS u riot punches well I SMACK-THE-DISTURBANCE cuz yall nukkaz see less flow than CACTUS-OBSERVANTS //

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The Office / battles

« on: November 01, 2004, 08:59:00 PM »

c´ing as there are quite a few battle kats on this site, how about having rankings. like 1st place, 2nd place, yadayadayada. u could rate it on vote, style, skill, wateva... u´ll find a way.
an how about havin tournaments... where the top 20 batlle kats, or the first people who reply, get in. them from there on it will b knock out, with sumone being crowned da winner
i reckon this will bring sumthin 4 us battle dudes, add a little excitement, and a chance 4 us to show our stuff an sharpen our skillz. what y´all think? :-D