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Hot Traxxx / CRAP DJ'S!!!!

« on: May 09, 2005, 05:49:46 PM »

if youre a dj that plays like 6 dj premier tracks in a row, while in the club..then youre really crap.

if youre a regular dj at a club and you play the same set more than 3 times..then youre crap.

if you have the uncanny knack to keep playing Roots Manuva and Charlie Tuna or "witness the fitness" then youre reallllly crap and out of ideas...i kis you not, i hear these tracks every weekend and at least twice a nite.

these are things i witness every weekend..same ol shit!!

 Klinikal..remington steel...kenzhero....c-live.....now those are dope dj's...

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General Discussion / near death??

« on: March 23, 2005, 03:17:35 AM »

i'm confused...earlier tonite i was feeling a little sad cause i had an arguement with my lady friend..so i had a drink(rum,amarula,gin and ice) and took one anti depressent tablet( Remeron..works wonders) to help me sleep..ive done this before and it felt great, but today after about 30 mins or so i pa**ed out and woke in a violent rush of vomit and paroxysm..almost like an epileptic fit but with full consciousness,luckily i was sleeping on my side, so i didnt swallow my vomit...im too shook to sleep again,i think i just saw satan...was i supposed to die?

most people have hot chocolate, read a book,cry,talk to some one when they have a problem..well i'm just one of those unlucky f***s with addictive personalities who turn to pharmaceuticals and cheap brandy...i need someone to write a good obituary for me....

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The Office / Soft Serve rap..

« on: January 27, 2005, 03:14:35 AM »

why is rap so soft nowadays?the influx of acts such as slum village,talib kweli and anyone talking about a revolution has really led rap to a mundane state,same o'l shit,same ol beats with that jazz influence...its sad to see how much of south africa''s rappers have been influenced by this pacifist headwrap krap...could somebody please tell me what spoken word is?is it an excuse for a shit rapper to go up on stage and rap with no beat cause he has no rhythm and keep up to beat?is it trendy to say shit you dont understand?or are open mic sessions a great place to pick up girls with lice in their dreadlocks drinking wheat juice...i bet they have yeast infection from all that yams eating shit...

bring back NWA!!BIG L!!Schooly D!Sean Price!KING TEE!DEVIN THE DUDE!!DOMINO!SPICE1!!

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General Discussion / Skin Sauce...

« on: January 20, 2005, 12:07:00 AM »

i´m naked in a bath tub filled with olive oil..mmm..i´m so slippery!splash,splash!rub me with lettuce and rosary tomato´s...

anyhow...fatbox13 is dead,so no more dope parties in cape town,i guess places like SNAp arent so bad...marvel is a gay club(so says the rumors..)

coCk block sundays,a festival of celebration and elongated shields of semen glue stuck to sinlge men´s hearts...i hate cock blockers....

is your girlfriend naive?does she truly believe that when a man talks to her he´s just being friendly and wants to be friends?does she not suspect that he has fingers stained of cigarretes and masturbation?

a party aint a party if theyre playing abba and talib kweli...

chinese people can fight,regardless of their penis size,a chink will f*** you up...

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Brazilian Mobbin!

« on: January 07, 2005, 01:21:00 AM »

hello all! greetings from the most whipped playa in the game..contradiction is a bitch...

anyhow,i just got back from Brazil..very interesting but dissapointing..let me just say that it doesnt live up to the hype.
First i went to salvador..a very pretty place,alcahol and foos is too damn cheap,i paid R4 for a quart of beer...no joke!a coca cola is like R2 or so...Salvador has the highest amount of black people in the world second to africa, and this is just one town..and that is a fact,not my warped racial quota induced by stereotypes and booze...

Id just like to say that the women you see on tv that are from brazil are not seen on the streets, the women on the streets all have big belly´s and an obscene amount of body hair..what an anti climax..but dont get me wrong, there were the occasional bangers but they all wore platform shoes..who the f*** wers platform shoes nowadays?platform open toe shoe´s..thats just wrong!euuuw!!

No one in brazil speaks english..not a single word,there was a point where i didnt even want to eat cause it was such a tedious mission trying to order food...OBRIGADO..means thank you! AQUA CON GAS is sparkling mineral water...Frango is chicken..thats all i ate in brazil...plus their foos is dry..i hate dry food...Mc donalds was treat cause all you do is say the number of the McMeal...those motherf***ers love Burger King...

Music wise..their hip hop sounds like a mix of portugeuse and Hot Boys..which in my opinion is HOT!!woo!and cd´s are so cheap!everything is like between R60-R90!!i bought krazy sneakers....pink leather all stars...they sell bmx stunt bikes for like R400....

there was this one girl who could speak a little bit of english..i could have put the mack down but i´m married and whipped..so theres no saucy story to tell,but i did cop a wank at the airport in sao paulo when my flight was delayed...

SAO PAULO is too dope!!their graff is inceredible,people climbing up 8 story buildings and putting up a piece...i got some nice pics,cant wait to develop them,(i´m poor and i dont have a digital cam)...i too left my mark on their city...

Dont go to the beach in salvador..i felt like i was in durban where the zulu´s speak portuguese and wear platforms...

f***...im rambling again...i miss my girlfriend..sniff,sobb!!      

all in all..if you donmt mind language barriers and dry food..go to BRAZIL.

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The Office / Faet Rizzle

« on: December 24, 2004, 07:20:00 PM »

go to the chat shit...i dont have much time...phakisa sfebe..

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Media / Its My Birthday..

« on: December 21, 2004, 04:41:00 AM »

oh...its my birthday on thursday...drum n ba** music at Trance Sky in Melville...feel free to come,please bring drugs and girls...

i´ll be the idiot in the birthday suit...shades in the dark so no one see´s how wide open my eyes are...

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Hip Hop Events / AG party NONSENSE!

« on: December 16, 2004, 07:48:00 AM »

wooo...can you imagine,on new years eve and youre politicking over "good food and company" with people youve never met and talking about hip hop,revolution,ciphers and african politics for the whole night...thats not "productive" as OOTz´s dad would say...

can you imagine there girls there...or lack there of...afro´s, dreadlocks,kufi´s and soiled dashiki´s...as ootz´s mom would say "sies!"....id only go if shane were to hook up them eastern european bitches like nada from yugoslavia...thanks for that shane!she was really good with her tongue...

its easy to a**ume that i´m drunk right now...


[ This message was edited by: SpaceVein on 15-12-2004 23:50 ]

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Hip Hop Events / OOtsile Sefebe..

« on: December 16, 2004, 07:35:00 AM »

motaka..its not productive,obviouslly its not productive cause i see no income...ibile ona le di a**ests...

post up our disgusting song for the people to hear..i made some nice joints today...Sandton whore mongers should be a double cd..one cd has the rap shit and the other is just my instrumentals...now thats productive and i dont even need them shangane a** niggas..

Ramarumo is God!

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General Discussion / Fame and death

« on: December 13, 2004, 10:15:00 AM »

i´m slowly watching my life fall apart,depression,alcahol and obscene drugs are not a good mix..today i had thoughts of killing myself in the food court of a mall and splatter my insides all over peoples KFC street wise two´s...i fukin hate my life...

On a lighter note...Myself and big k****** OOtz are working on an album,weve got two tracks down right now, and they are too hot...woo!!i´m such a shit rapper but this rapping shit is fun,anyone can do it, from zimbabwens to paraplegics..im even writing a book about how easy it is to rap...even though i suck horribly...I´m still waiting for k****** ootz to put the song up on the site...

Please Die..

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General Discussion / what Ive learnt...

« on: December 06, 2004, 06:12:00 AM »

1:Jhb is a kak place
2:You cant take out your friends lady!
3:Girls just too much effort..rather drink and have a bong.
4:dont get attatched to a girl!
5:Throw back gear is terrible..especially on south africans and them nigerian niggaz in rivonia..
6:Homeless people will rat you out while painting..fukn poor c***s!
7:Dont leave condoms in your dirty pants for your mom to find while she does laundry..
8:Rob sonic is kool...but snoop and pharrell is the furure of musik!
9:Rock music is more exciting than rap...
10:black people are really boring...
11:black people love galmour and the newly rich..

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Hot Traxxx / FUN LIFE...Diamonds and Guns!!

« on: November 25, 2004, 08:46:00 PM »

Its official, i just had the best 7 days of my life, the best holiday ever...couldnt stand jhb any longer so i hustled like the thug pimp i am and got a plane ticket to cape town....i was steady slobbin but at the same time steady mobbin and ballin like manny fresh and ice cube!wooo!

7 days of alcahol,drugs,graffiti,love and sex....The paid in full fatbox party was too dope, the homies were drizzy and the ratio of males to females was fantastic, 3 girls to one nigga...and as ice cube said it "four five niggas in a mother ship" as was the catch phrase of my entire holiday..coolin with big playas like Spoek Mathambo.a.k.a Mr.Chinchila Fur moustache, Big Faet a.k.a Mr.Cristal Shampoo and plain ol karabo...a.k.a another nigga...

jeah..space vizzle found love,had a girlfriend for like four days and then we broke up..but were still kool though!!never thought i´d end up with such a girl,she´s bi polar from me, i´m like Mf Grimm or Eazy E in Dondi´s body..she´s like paris hilton and Christina Millian...very mainstream...cant find the right words...anyway..i cant really divulge into the saucy details since a lot of bitch a** bitches bwho hate me have found out about this site and will prolly sell me out..so no freak tales, but i´ll tell you this..she has eight fingers on one hand...no,i´m joking,she´s the dopest chick ive ever got with...dope in terms of mentality,visually she gets an 8 on the scale of ten....my last ho was a 12..but she was a mark a** biaatch!!!

worst part of the holiday..one of graffiti´s fore runners in cpt got busted...Hope the best for him..these politicians and pigs are trying to kill us...

alcahol makes you do funny things....im broke now and i´m at the airport but i´m in the first cla** lounge drinking a cold amstel while some steward bitch is lapping the nut juice off my balls..cape town is full of Freaks!fine a** bitches be loving my money clip!woo!

see ya´ll louzy muhf***ers at carfax on saturday..thats if you can afford the R90 cover charge!i´m ballin!haaaaaaa!!

oh, forgot..Look out for Space Ghost..the future of sa rap and the pop charts...dont sleep!

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Johannesburg Suicide

« on: November 18, 2004, 06:13:00 AM »

i live in johannesburg...and i hate every second of it.

The city of overpopulation,stuck up bitches,horrible clubs,expensive shit and horrible morning air.

entertainment?this place only caters for the middle cla** to upper cla** black suburnite with the exquisite taste for house music, stripped shirts and square toe shoes...oh, its also for pleople who like to floss but are living beyond their means..true ballers dont get into debt or file for bankruptcy...

Why the f*** do i have to walk so far to get a can of caoke?why is this place so big? why the f*** does my busted a** have to have a car to get a bar of soap?f*** it..i´m lying in a puddle of my own bodily filth...

why are all the pretty girls with 4oyr old bald black or greek men with chest hairs?

f*** this city...

i´m out, going to cpt first thing in the morning where the girls walk around with short skirts and bottles of water and are always giggling...

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Hot Traxxx / Faet..

« on: November 16, 2004, 05:38:00 AM »

schiaat...

woo!ice in your face!
listen up here..i got horse fat work to do..you met dylan and you didnt even talk to him,what the f***?why does he want me to call him?f***..are we ever going to get our shit?white man always holding us down..i´ma get my heater and buck a few niggas..word.

nah nigga..i had to do the lying and get the interrogation of why i´m cumming to cpt, that busted a** nigga isnt down for handouts, he´s a cock face idiot..f***n prick...staright up playa hating....

you better put me up when you go mission..shit...

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Hot Traxxx / depressed..

« on: November 15, 2004, 03:54:00 AM »

this ol dirty bastard death is f***ed up..got me all depressed and shit, he was one of my favourite rappers, a legend...f***.then my friend sends me an sms sayin that one of his firends died in a fire...f***.And i´m having women troubles...

listen to good moring heartache on the nigga please album by ODB...