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General Discussion / Re: Jay-Lee VS Wildcandy
« on: September 16, 2008, 02:21:09 PM »
If wildcandy posts up some pics of herself i'll expose the Jay lee spread eagle...now thats a fair deal...(sorry jay, but i paid you R100000 for the rights to those pics, theyre mine now)

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General Discussion / Re: Child hood wank
« on: September 16, 2008, 12:27:25 PM »
Raven Symone ( no pedo) but when i was still 5years old i would have bought the bitch ice cream and asked her to show me her's right after i show her my little tiny one.





ONCE AGAIN, NO PEDO BUT SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE WHEN SHE'S OLDER...LIKE A PLASTIC MOM.

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General Discussion / Re: Child hood wank
« on: September 16, 2008, 12:20:48 PM »
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LMAO....don't know bout NOW...found him...his name is Wesley Jonathan. Wish i could up sum pix....but I don't know how to....google him.... ....

you know how to talk in net language like "LMAO" but you dont know how to use google? whats this world coming to.

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General Discussion / Re: Child hood wank
« on: September 16, 2008, 12:06:15 PM »
perving on the cast of Cheers is f***ed up in so many different ways...Ted Danson????

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General Discussion / Re: Child hood wank
« on: September 16, 2008, 11:44:00 AM »
claire huxtable baby!! woo! imagine Bill was actaully hitting this...i dont usually perve on black milfs because it feels like i'm perving on my own mom..but claire huxtable will get the incest anyday!


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General Discussion / Re: Child hood wank
« on: September 16, 2008, 10:17:16 AM »
Enis..i never knew you were into women...thats hot, very hot....you like Arsenio Hall???

I MUST APOLOGIZE TO ALL, I'M SORT OF LIKE...GOING THROUGH THE MALE VERSION OF HEAT RIGHT NOW....I GOT PU*** ON MY MIND ALA NTHATO MOKGATA.

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General Discussion / Jay-Lee VS Wildcandy
« on: September 16, 2008, 10:12:16 AM »
so who's whoopee cushions bring the most laughs to the party?

Whose squirell cracks nuts open the best?

which of the two can suck the chrome off a trailor hitch?

whose a** speaks in french when they walk to work?

WHO IS HOTTER?

MY VOTE GOES TO JAY LEE...

contestants: please do not be shy to post up pictures where youre spread eagle or pics where you were caught by some 13 year old with a camera phone while you were coming out your car while wearing a mini skirt.

Everyone is encouraged to indulge in my lackluster lust, boredom, misogyny and ignorance.

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General Discussion / Re: Child hood wank
« on: September 16, 2008, 09:50:13 AM »
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Agatha Christie? 'knock the dust of this bitch'? Is that after you pet her dry cheekbones
with baby oil while you fondle her in her coffin?

Or is it Angela Lansbury you mean?

Folding necrophilia to your list of strokers there. Right on

dont hate fam, i could make a dead girl get wet anyday....i dont discriminate, corpses need love too.

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General Discussion / Child hood wank
« on: September 16, 2008, 09:21:23 AM »
Some ladies that used(still maybe..) give me the urge to yank my chain when i was a younger god...theyre still fly.


Wendy Raquel Johnson-she was Regina in the Steve Harvery show
her attitude just does it for me, i love a cocky conceited bitch.

Jean grey- I'm still a big x-men fan, kind of weird how one can actually fantasize over a drawing.


Tarryn Sudding- The best kideo presenter ever! i'd let it drip on her chin wag anyday..


Lisa Bonet- Cosby show had me on the dge of my seat, not for malcoms retarded big head but Lisa Bonet as the "wild child"...shout out to Lenny for having that killer mack style.


Agatha Christie- Murder she wrote baby! i'll knock the dust off this bitch, she kinda reminds me of a senile tweety bird.



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Humour / Jokes / Re: AG party is on
« on: September 16, 2008, 08:31:06 AM »
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Dude, thats just so mean..hope this will motivate her to post a full blown pic to prove u wrong...

expect some cordrouy pants blouses and tweed panties

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: Deacon vs Mad raper/CJ FAG
« on: September 15, 2008, 03:22:12 PM »
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predict the weather my nind is clever with tissues made from leather/

thats my favourite line right there....go c-gay! you forgot to mention that youre waaaaay more abstract than me!

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Spacevein rhymes with A Game Biotch!!

whats good fam! did you get that beat? prono Club is the future of everything wet.

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: Deacon vs Mad raper/CJ FAG
« on: September 15, 2008, 02:52:04 PM »
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you are indigenous to south african race/
you cheaper than the last mr big's neckalce/

you talking about sex in the city?...very weird reference to put in a battle rhyme dont you think?




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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: Deacon vs Mad raper/CJ FAG
« on: September 15, 2008, 02:21:45 PM »
broadband 8 mile. :P :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
i didnt know this practice is still being done these days.

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Hip Hop Events / Re: MTV AFRICA MUSIC AWARDS
« on: September 15, 2008, 08:34:14 AM »
i went to the launch party where they announced that..

http://spaceswagger.blogspot.com/2008/08/mtv-base-africa-awards.html

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Humour / Jokes / Re: AG party is on
« on: September 12, 2008, 01:04:47 PM »
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Hayi wena the party was over months ago.
Start another one and it better be as rocking as this one or close.

Jay Lee is hotter than you..waaaay hotter. youre quite plain.

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