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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Battle: I dare you!

« on: April 09, 2003, 09:15:00 AM »

this is getting to be fun! come along pain, lets play:

pain is hurting tryin to get the last word
speaking bovine turd, higher than a flying bird
rappin ´bout the substances I used when I wrote you
as high as I was I still dropped my lines and smoked you!
verbosity does not an emcee make
but my "type" on this site does an emcee break
and thus I´ll disa**emble your flow and the words you wrote
in fact I´ll deconstruct your persona to binary code!
leave you discombogulated seeing zeros and ones
you aint rapid! you´re like a horse in formula one
I maintain: I´ll shatter you like windows in a pane,
crush you like a grape and swallow you like chardonnay
dude, you need to bring rhymes more tighter,
lines more nicer or I´ll burn you like a lighter
ignite the gas you´re talking, leave you in a pile of ash
to put it plain and simple, son, I´m gonna whip your a**!
you´re not on my level, you´ll never top me
I´m in the penthouse suite while you´re chillin in the lobby
I´ll meet you in the middle, catch a lift to half-way
keep the doors open long enough to call you gay
then go back up to my spot and carry on my day
there, pain, I acknowledged you, are you feeling okay?
you see I bring the angst again cos I care about your feelings
I dont want you hanging from a rope on the ceiling
with a note saying: "TK made me wanna die"
and you think you´re a benevolent kinda guy! ;-)
you cant see me, you´re blind like Stevie Wonder
pain, you should get back to your day job, brother
and only reply when your flow is more meaner
or get smacked up like I was Ike and you´re Tina!

Nigga WHAT?

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Battle: I dare you!

« on: April 07, 2003, 07:07:00 AM »

first up: i´m not even gonna justify tnt´s trash with a response! dude, just stop responding, i told you before! you´re an embara**ment to utenhaige and the eastern cape in general... stop trying to rhyme, get a day job!

and pain, this is for you:

after a number of false starts pain´s heart starts to race
he´s halfway through and beginning to lose pace
he scrabbles his best lines - wont admit defeat
he´s claiming a throne while residing at my feet...
you cant come back, boy, your flow is all over
you´re not even coherent, nice try "ca**anova"
you´re hurting pain, your avatar shows it
you lost before you started, dude, and you know it!
you sound upset, wasup? who´s being ugly?
you couldnt touch me in a scrum playing rugby!
I only ever feel pity for few,
like: I pity the fool that battles me, pity its you
I dont believe you thought you´d beat me, dog
but cos I like you i´ll only smack up on you briefly, dog
and mete the might of my hand upon you gently, dude
like carl thomas you´ll wish you never met me, dude
and you´re right dude, your wackness is considered to be criminal
so ease up on the four page letters, just keep it minimal
I dont need a crew for appluase, or polaroid pictures
your crew aint grooms, dude, you cats are all spinsters
be careful what you wish for, your wish came true
cos you certainly are wack, and I am battlin you
with numbers in your rhymes like you´ve got a point to prove
i´m glad you said you wasnt feeling your flow: that makes two!
back to your so-called crew, the "boob" dudes
with pain the nipple man squirting rhymes of no use
you say my crew aint got my back but where´s yours?
i´m still listening, straining hard to hear applause...
"either way you lose"... i dont get it
you didnt give parameters dog, you just said it!
so maybe you´re stoned, you´re speaking non-sense
you lost this battle, bitch, its past tense!
the crowd clears, pain´s tears tell the story
he and tnt walk away with no glory
TK and the Blood are the winners for the day
so like lotto said: "f*** you, and have a nice day!"

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Battle: I dare you!

« on: April 04, 2003, 02:45:00 AM »

ay, feel free to comment on this... especially if u think these cats are as weak as I think they are!  ;-)

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Battle: I dare you!

« on: April 04, 2003, 12:34:00 AM »

this is almost too easy... anyway:

this doesn´t need a moderator, the operative word was "worthy"
you dudes were up at 9 posting rhymes too early
cos your mind´s not working, and neither are your flows
but you want a reply, so guys, here goes:
I bring the PAIN, I know that you´re still in stitches
chillin in a clinic ward recovering from my disses
you cried pain... i´m sorry did i hurt you?
you and tnt should start a pussy-dudes support group
your cipher citizenship expired, i´m tired
and so are the gay jokes fellas... be quiet!
and even if i was a gay
i´d still rip your rhymes apart with rhymes i wrote on a bad day!
and tnt stop acting dope, i thought i spoke!
only worthy opponents should reply the rhymes i wrote
you think you´ve got statistics down? son, believe
i can prove the "pain and tnt are fags" hypotheses:
see, pain´s imagination´s playin games with him
cos he wishes that my lips were on his dick and um...
tnt just wants to blow, in my anus it seems
but sorry guys, just confine that to your own wet dreams.
i know you "f*** so many niggaz", pain, you don´t need to brag
and tnt, it must be hard when you´re addicted to [butt] crack...
and even if you shit me out, i´ll still shit on you
and thats something that i dont need laxatives to do
i only need the profilactics when i´m f***in with you
cos i don´t need a little baby with a bitch like you
so thanks pain, i´m okay, i´ll stay the f*** in
and tnt, why don´t you go outside, find some friends
instead of wasting server space with your fakes a** threads
you boys shouldn´t dare to follow where the rap god treads!

seriously though, WORTHY opponents! i post a good thread and you clowns come and f*** it up with your bullshit replies. really!

[ This message was edited by: TKRocks on 03-04-2003 18:48 ]

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / I just wanna battle

« on: April 02, 2003, 10:17:00 PM »

here´s my 2cents woth:

rabubi claims he wanna battle
if you really wanna we can do this
you couldn´t claim to see me
in intensive care units [ICU]
third degree burns
scars and mean lacerations
abrasions on your skin
remind you TK doesnt play, kid
now dont bother to reply
cos your lame responses
have got me thinking that you´re soft like
johnson and johnson
so mr spider, whats it gonna be?
its on or what?
cos you´ve spun a web so sticky
you just got stuck!

is that enough of a battle for you?

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Battle: I dare you!

« on: April 02, 2003, 10:03:00 AM »

check this out:

you niggas weak like your diluted
deluded thinkin you can catch this
i f***ing represent like flags
on my phallus
you dont need profilaxis
so weak that you NEED aid(e)s
you cats are little bitches
you should go put on some braids
i´m active on your radio
thus, radioactive
you dudes are small fry
when i burn, son, i´m ma**ive
so check it out on m-net
or sabc
TKRocks is like a god in
R-A-P
who wanna test me?
f*** around and get your a** stung
i´m number one when i spit
flow from my tongue
its murder
holla and watch love turn to pain
i mesmerise dudes, pity fools
and maintain
that i drop bombs like bush and saddam
my styles ballistic
hussein [who sayin] they wanna battle
become a casualty statistic
f*** it, you cats aren´t even worth
another line
f*** what shaq said, god
the world is mine!

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