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Humour / Jokes / Tehe This Ref will Never make it in Professional League Lol
« on: September 10, 2010, 10:28:11 AM »
Had me in stitches!! Check how he flashes his cards :D ;D ;D


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Sports Arena / FLIPPIN MAYAMBELA
« on: September 08, 2010, 06:07:25 PM »
PIRATES SIGNED A STAR HERE!!! CHECK THIS CHECK THIS ISH


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General Discussion / Prison:Ekasi stories
« on: August 24, 2010, 10:16:30 AM »
Did you watch it last night?Yerr Guyz!

Two spoiled Bratz rob this small bottle store and while they sped off with the car they run over a woman and she was killed.They get locked up!! while they awating trial inside Prison they only language in there is inombolo!! Poor boyz!! They were badly beaten like
 MOFO.While they were in there, the Leader of the 26 gang said they were not gonna interfere cause they look like soft boys and will be part of the 28, they were forced to fight each other,One must kill another and the winner will be the queen of the prison!! Shit was traumatising!! The Dude killed his best friend and next thing i see is hes ma**aging the 28 gang member preparing to be tossed!!

Damn!

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General Discussion / Fiona Commits suicide!!
« on: August 19, 2010, 09:52:59 AM »
Fiona from the Weakest link Fame allegedly committed suicide in her home.





COPS TAKING HER BODY TO THE MORGUES


NEIGHBOURS PROBABLY SHOCKED,"I CANT BELIEVE IT,SHE WAS A GOOD PERSON YADA YADA     
 





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Hot Traxxx / TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
« on: August 16, 2010, 10:48:17 AM »
TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE,TEACH TEACH TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE!!



"I SHOW MY MOVES UP,EEERBODY WANNA DO ME,ALL THE BISHES LOVE ME"

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Media / Public Drinking is it a Criminal offence
« on: August 10, 2010, 11:02:05 AM »
Does it mean if you were fined for Public Drinking makes you, have a Criminal record  on the police records? Yes or No?

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General Discussion / Some Women Love very Freaky guys
« on: August 06, 2010, 11:52:13 AM »
Just under 5 years ago I use to be this Romantic dude,going to the movies type of shit,going and having coffee at the a coffee shop with my date,when shagging i use to put Jagged edge or  some Mariah Carey type of love songs and shag really slowly bump and grind!!
Then i realised some women dont like that shit!!! Love and being a good is not enough  i unleashed my inner beast mode, started being an idiot and a jerk sometimes and start some new shit each and every day and she said something strange the more i act a fool the more she loves a dude!! i even said id like to shag without romancing(i was just testing) she said hell no but was turned on!! Go on Fellas!! even when shes fast asleep at 2am wake her up with a Dick hahahahahahahahaha!!! 8) Happy long weekend

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General Discussion / Young Nationz. YAY! or Nay?
« on: August 03, 2010, 04:11:59 PM »
Nay! I have never seen an mcee in SA  who lives in his bubble and out of touch like this dude! Saw his videos,ill pa**!

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General Discussion / I think someone is planting Ganja in my garden
« on: August 03, 2010, 04:05:57 PM »
Bastards!!! I suspect these broads but i cant picture them jumping over stop-nonsense wallls.Was harvestin sum potatoes,theres a pattern in which they were planted. Ive pulled it out pity i dont smoke no more! Next time they sneak in theyll see their stash is gone!  Who needs some bud?  Police dont come here its too quite.

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Sports Arena / Telkom Charity Standings
« on: July 28, 2010, 11:32:21 AM »
1) Mamelodi Sundowns-40498
2) Kaizer Chiefs-35361
3)Orlando Pirates-28970  SMS Orlando Pirates to 34620:
4)MP Black Aces-20966

The Rest of the teams are irrelevant
http://www.charitycup.co.za/

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General Discussion / Choice Condoms
« on: July 21, 2010, 09:41:46 PM »
If a nice broad is coming into  you strong like that, you just noticed your condom stash is finished and that corner shop where they sell em is a bit far. Would you use them choice condoms as a last option?

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General Discussion / Would you share a bed with another man
« on: July 14, 2010, 01:52:49 PM »
Yes or No?  Im in the rural village of Mt Alyiff, im here for a funeral of a relative but now we preparing and making arrangements for the funeral.  Minutes ago ive been told i will sleep in the spareroom and share a bed with another man i dont know,no ways! no f***en Way!

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General Discussion / Women and their tests
« on: July 07, 2010, 09:34:44 AM »
Ive been receiving Facebooks inboxes lately. This beatiful nice broad is throwing my self at me,telling me we had a one nite stand, how much she wants me and all that ish,i couldnt give anything away i tell her to carry on... She knows where i stay and everything about me! Cut the story short ive just found out my current girlfriend is sharing her house with the broad i smashed on freedom day she renting a room in my chick,s crib. I think shes blackmailing me without sayin anything! All of a sudden my girlfriend starts asking strange questions about where did i sleep when i went to the back to the city gig and other CIS questions and her responses are like Oh!Oh i see,mmmmhh! Im paranoid! But i can handle my girlfriend, im observing this broad to check whats her game!

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Hot Traxxx / Vintage T.I.P
« on: July 02, 2010, 04:28:08 PM »
Its been years i last heard this joint!!


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Hot Traxxx / *HOT BANGER* M.O.P-BANG TIME
« on: June 30, 2010, 01:17:34 PM »
Oh shaat!! They all went hard On this one!!

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