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Humour / Jokes / Why Women got to always...

« on: June 23, 2006, 01:56:29 PM »

but then blakh, the very fact that you yourself  refer to a 'we' ultimately, should indicate not only that the ma** functions simultaneously with the individual, but also that generalisations can be made- even though they cannot be applied as absolute, a degree of accuracy that can be deduced... not true? could we not even apply C4's experiences (please refer to his last post) as a unit of analysis?

quote---thats funny. breathe chap. trapping isnt quite my style---end quote

dont I keep sayin that boys like acting like helpless caged animals at our hands...whats that trap shit!? I'm starting to think girls are scapegoats in some silly self-affirmation game boys play.

e.g.

fool to his friends: yo dat bitch is straight buggin, she wont stop yappin. plus i was made to go shopping...now she steady bustin up my fone"

then fool proceeds to tell everyone (but you ofcourse), that he's had it

i say: if its so painful, then be out. if not, you just use that shit to convince yourself that you're wanted and needed


sleep easy, aint no master plan to kidnap your nads and turn em into doorbells brick.

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Humour / Jokes / Why Women got to always...

« on: June 23, 2006, 01:17:28 PM »

word blakh, true enough

but body anguage is more telling than we think, and it is more universal than we might like to think.

usually you can front all you want, and boys will usualy let u get away with murda (not puttin out)cuz they fast asleep...but body cant front

moral of the story- its not that girls have to be duped into putting out- as guys tend to think...we usually want the same thing, and its just a matter of waiting for the other person to bring it up...'cuz i aint that kinda girl' typa steez... the politics of language and power so to speak...who can say what to whom...and if one disturbs the natural trajectory...ceratin calculations can be made about them (girls)

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Humour / Jokes / Why Women got to always...

« on: June 23, 2006, 12:14:40 PM »

I repat...There is no such thing as a ditz

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General Discussion / International Lady Lyricists

« on: June 23, 2006, 11:58:55 AM »

funny enough, I only heard about eavesdrop in London. Went into this record shop in Camden (headnod records) and eventually it came about that I was South african, and this dude is like, hey do you know eavesdrop, she's from out there too- I'm doin some production for her. the beats he was making were quite sick. Is she still out in London then? Hopefully bakin up a storm...

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Humour / Jokes / Why Women got to always...

« on: June 23, 2006, 11:45:38 AM »

quote--Why do 90% of women got to always fiddle with their hair when u talkin 2 them, like they're nervous or some shit? I've been studying this phenomenon 4 a minute now. What intrigues me most is that, she'll push her hair back 1nce every 60 secs or so, and honestly, there's been absolutely NO CHANGE in her hair in those 60 sex!! It's been pushed back already, but she does it again and again, like it keeps going outta place or summin. Somebody of the same species enlighten me, i just don't get it, but its getting 2 me... Am i making 'em nervous with my dashing good looks + charm + etc + etc or what?--end quote

you stupid man, Thats cla**ic " I will do you now if you gave me half a chance". thats the 'old fashioned' girl's game- all she's waiting for is for you to say the word buddy, and youre in.tossing hair, head tilted slightly back,walking a few paces behind you (letting you take control), feet and lower body facing you,  takes the gaze away when youre saying something important then brings it right back just when you think shes not listening...

works all the time...bet you've hit something like that and thought it was all your doing...thats what girls are good at
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Humour / Jokes / Why Women Go To The Toilet In Twos(inside info)

« on: June 23, 2006, 09:27:35 AM »

what fronters...just hook up if you want, and say so if u aint wit it. why must boys always act like caged animals at the hands of girls. free will nucka!!! heard o' dat? you probably just stuck around cus u convinced yourself that you could override her game and still hit it, then you opened your eyes to find you f***ed around and got turned into a girlfriend...u let her not only touch down, but also do her victory dance in  your endzone...

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General Discussion / International Lady Lyricists

« on: June 22, 2006, 04:15:21 PM »

For grittiness...

Rage
Kim
Remy
Foxy
lady sovereign (...for a white girl)
Trina/ Jackie-O (ok they on par)

For steez
Eve

skill,will,ability and delivery:

queen latifah
Bahamadia
Lauryn
MC Lyte
ladybug
Jane Doe
Invincible (of 'perfectionists' fame... dont sleep)


wasted potential...remember them?:

sista souljah
nonchalant
charlie baltimore
vita
yo yo
patra
queen penn
sole
amil

All-rounders:
Missy (with by far the most sustained career-some came, went and left her in the game)
Femme Fatale-  


shouldn't a tried it at all:

Sylk e fine

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Humour / Jokes / Why Women Go To The Toilet In Twos(inside info)

« on: June 22, 2006, 11:28:37 AM »

I don't know what kind of girls you know, i know the kind that will touch it..bring it...pay it...watch it... turn it... leave it... and still stop to format that shit... turn your page on the spot and then ask you ...what???

as for copping feels- girls dont need bathrooms for that- we can do that anywhere,  (jeans or no Jeans mind you) and very tastefully so.
bet you you've seen it and not even known it- brick, watch closely (the ditzy ones especially- no such thing as a ditz) and all your complicated bra woes will vanish soon as they present themselves.

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Humour / Jokes / Why Women Go To The Toilet In Twos(inside info)

« on: June 22, 2006, 10:12:24 AM »

Dear all,

Just to allay all fears- women do not have a secret society that's based in public lavs. You need a wing commander at all times..get my drift. Its guerilla warfare out there. U need unequivocal defence from that uncouth cat who has been scoping you the whole night and moves to molest your a** if you fall under the radar- you rightly pointed out brick that this is unique to public appearences... Cant be caught flying solo...its a logistical nightmare. Group efforts are just to minimise colateral damage. We cant all go out


plus, you need someone to confirm every so often that all 'bits' are on point