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General Discussion / BOOGYMAN Vs STRETCH
« on: June 14, 2003, 08:58:00 PM »
nah son, I´m declining this one...very honoured that you think Im the best...which Im not...I got too much shit to handle right now, I will battle in the future but elevate first...peace son -1-

Battle One on One / Stretch vs Digable
« on: June 14, 2003, 08:52:00 PM »
This battle is done...Stretch wins 5-4...nice battle son and it was real close...

Brick, do me a fav...check this Cannibal Warlocks IP address and check this Dungeon Keepah´s IP address as well...Oh and notice how he has only 1 post...How comfortable is it not that the ´central is down´....lmao, stop hating son and don´t say shit like that when it´s not true...

hahahahaha....I´m a biter...proove it...How the f*** did I bite when its my own get another day job!

General Discussion / where is dropbomb freestyle ????
« on: June 12, 2003, 07:21:00 PM »
Nah chill...its still there...its under a new name, OPEN MIC CYPHA FREESTYLES ONLY, I changed it because your freestyle thread was highly succesfull and alot of peepz just wanted to freestyle so I thought we might as well make yours the official one...feel me? Hope I havent upset you too much... ;-)

General Discussion / Ghostface Killah talking to God, funny shit
« on: June 12, 2003, 07:18:00 PM »
as yall know,shaolin slang uses god to talk to a fellow black man,thats a word used in the 5% religion so heres a joke about it,pz


Ghost; what up God

God; ??

Ghost; ayo son, I need you to handle somethin for the god namean

God; son?, son? , do you not know that I am your father

Ghost; the mighty joe young voltron reflecting micky mouse namean


Ghost; shit is crazy for a nigga right now namean

God; who are you, do you know who I am? I´d appreciate it if thou watched his language.

Ghost; I got a biscuit thats burning and a bouquet of flowers for the muffler namean, I´m tryin to put some cream on this nutmeg in the pavilion

God; young man, I created all languages on earth, but I can´t understand you

*rza walks into the room*

Ghost; what up god?

God; is thou confused?

Rza; peace to gods, its a stwwuggle for ma´ shaolin cats dun

God; ??

Ghost; a butter frame forklift is in the eye sendin shots to madina namean

Rza; i´m wetaliating against the same demons god

God; ??

God; thinks to himself *in the next lifetime, I won´t create marijuana*

You´re a peasant, in the presence of a legend, it didn´t make sense to speak,
Mention me, but couldn´t win if the other 99% of your skills sent the beef,
Hip hops a phase for u,ur wackness is permanent so I hope u enjoy losses,
Bitch, u couldnt win a ´turn-a-mint´ using ´breath fresheners´ for ´coin tosses´,
Your rhymingís flawless? bahaha, thatís the biggest joke in this section,
Iíll bury you next to Adam & Eve, then youíll be close to perfection,
Warlock ur a joke, after seein ur verses i finally found a sense of humor,
Everyone wants u dead now like a its better that i kill u sooner
My advice: Write your verse on your ´knuckles´, maybe you´ll be able to ´punch-lines´,
Stretch punch mindz like Nestle because its ´Crunch´ Time,
Since he likes gay jokes, Ima rip him a new a**hole for double the pleasure,
On ovadose of viagra his dick will still not be able to ´come up´ for measure,
I´ll bury you in ´asphalt´, dig you up and do it again n´ call you a ´re-tarred´,
This homo´s rhymes are unattractive like a Hally Berry fart!

Time to murder this bitch....

Im not a prostitute killer but apparantely this whores a victim,
This bitch is a waist of space like radiation belts in the solar system,
I´m a Dr., you´re a personal Trainer, ´You got my patients running thin´
I´ll ´sweep you off your feet´ wit´ a broomstick, the force will crumble your shins,
And make you swollow ya´ own face when I uppercut ya´ chin!
Rip his eye out it´s socket far enough for him to see his own whippin´
And ´suffocate his style´ when I leave his f***in´ throat kicked in,
I saw ya´ hoe....dark skinned, big nostrils, pickin´ her nose in mittins
...She kinda looks like Ru Paul with a body like Homer Simpson,
Leave you ´bleeding´ over a ´crucifix´ at your local church, exactly why are we calling "Red Cross?"
His heads lost...why spend money for a full casket, how much does a day-bed cost?
You get under my skin´ like blisters...Heard ya´ mom is one of ya´ sistas,
You´ll REALLY be ´in-bread´ when I toss ya´ corpse in 1 of Wonder´s mixers
Kid couldn´t ´rock a spot´ if he was 2 feet away from it throwin´ stones
I´m killin´ this ´Gladiator´ to entertain my people like Russel Crowe in Rome
...´Tear the roof off The Colluseum´ when I leave you with an ´open dome´
Watch the voters go "oooh and aahh´ as I choke this hoe´s throat!

nuff said...IM SO f***ING ILL...WHAT?

General Discussion / DIGABLE....
« on: June 12, 2003, 01:22:00 AM »
kool now I see why u didnt like whats goin on...but...

If you cant explain your vote, it means your vote might be uninformed...get me?

but its kool tho, yes Tk shouldn´t have said that...and no your not a rookie, damn son you ill as hell...thats why I battled you...anyway watch how I rip this Warlock kid...or whatever the f*** his name is...

oh and about thanking voters...I meant voters in genaral...for you and me...If i was wrong in your eyes by doing that then I am sorry...but I cannot accept votes thats are not explained...feel me?

Battle One on One / darkblood vs SpaceVein
« on: June 12, 2003, 12:52:00 AM »
Strange how Spacevein was on not too long ago and didnt reply to this...he might still be on

General Discussion / DIGABLE....
« on: June 12, 2003, 12:33:00 AM »
Oh and another had a tight verse...nice shit man, I knew I was gonna come up against some good competition....

General Discussion / DIGABLE....
« on: June 12, 2003, 12:31:00 AM »
yo look son...what am I suppose to leave? dont say I keep changing my qouta...what do you mean by that? I never changed the qouta...

plus is it wrong for me to ask peepz why they thought I won or You won? I dont see anything wrong with that...Its like if someone explains the vote we get more feedback out if it plus we can determine if the guy who voted actualy knew what we other words he knows battling is about...

son,l  have no beef, just clear yours here so I know what your prob is...

Battle One on One / Stretch vs Digable
« on: June 11, 2003, 11:59:00 PM »
YO digable kid, I aint got time for internet beef and foolishness...feel me? whats your beef? At the end of the day there were peepz who voted for me and did not explain their votes...thats all I am saying....EXPLAIN YOUR that wrong? and since when can I not say anything while peepz are voting? Im puzzled....I don´t know how old you are but don´t throw an immature tantrum....

Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Stretch.....Suggestion
« on: June 11, 2003, 11:50:00 PM »
good suggestion Brick...we can do that no

alright kool, you set it up....and we can do it...

Battle One on One / Stretch vs Digable
« on: June 11, 2003, 11:19:00 PM »
kool peepz...nice voting...

Im only counting votes that were explained....

so it is 3-2 Stretch

let the votes continue

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