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Sports Arena / Re: Official 2010 FIFA World Cup Thread

« on: June 23, 2010, 09:50:27 AM »

I think Pelembe has played for his country's team already so that's too late

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Humour / Jokes / Re: Lauryn Hill LOST

« on: June 22, 2010, 02:45:32 PM »

back offa Ms Hill nyukka......I love this womans music (no OMO).....especially the album where she is playing live with just the guiter......

I used to Listen to Lauryn Hill and Tap my feet/ then the bitch put out a CD that didn't have no Beat (c) Skinny Cent

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General Discussion / Re: Ls accumulated

« on: June 22, 2010, 12:11:08 PM »

I will admit that its only recent that I have been follwing the jewlels which are Rama posts!

So I am not to vested in anything Ramaresque so I can't really tell a story along his life..

I have however hit a on guy whom I thought was a girl...

To this day I still feel gay..

No homo!

but about taking Ls..cummon, no one done never tooken an L.

I take Ls damn near every weekend.

I think the biggest one I can think of off the top...

I wrote a peom for this hoe that I had never spoken to.

After three weeks of cold feet I decided to approach her and deliver the goods.

When She saw me approach she gave me the...

"PLEASE don't...please please don't try to hit on on me, I am recovering and my self esteem is shattered,
if I am seen talking to the like of you imagine what happens to my image"

briCK: At least take the poem I wrote you...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" and she ran off!

I was shattered!

Shit when i was 13  a guy macked on me smh

Him: hello joe, ndiyakuncwanywa yazi?
Tuboy: mfondini ndingumjita nam nxa 
Him: yho uxolo mfondini

YESES and i was so in a rush to grow and have some beard so the pretty boy face can hide behind em

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General Discussion / Re: Ls accumulated

« on: June 22, 2010, 12:05:04 PM »

^^^ LMAO...

Okay when I was in std 9 I met this guy at a party. We kissed, he was my first kiss and I was so excited. When I got to school the following Monday I couldn't wait to tell my friends, which I did. Only to find out he was dating a cla**mate and "friend" of mine. We all lived in the same area and went to school in the same area which meant we took the same bus and got off at the same station. Anyways me and this girl are sitting in the bus and Mr. walks in. He sits on the seat right in front of the bus to avoid the two of us. At this time I am shattered. We get off at the same bus stop and he waits. Then suggests that we all walk together. So they walk me home cause I lived across the road from them and on the way home he starts telling us how he likes both of us because I'm better at kissing and she's got bigger boobs. Anyways for some reason no one objects to this. So I get home they leave and 2 minutes later I get a phone call from him telling me it's over. I could hear the other girl talking in the background. My heart was so broken but I soon got over it.

LMAO

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General Discussion / Re: Ls accumulated

« on: June 22, 2010, 11:56:38 AM »

^^^ LOL damn! oh well my chick when i was staying in Phillippi discussed dumping me with my boy and my boy told her she lying she wouldn't dump me...then comes the day we chillin done playing street soccer she comes by and says Tulz it's over you see Thamsanqa i told you....smh

hahahaha!!! that girl is full of jokes and cold as ice too.

DAMN nigga i laughed it off infront of my boys didn't wanna show that i was hurting

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General Discussion / Re: Ls accumulated

« on: June 22, 2010, 11:40:15 AM »

^^^ LOL damn! oh well my chick when i was staying in Phillippi discussed dumping me with my boy and my boy told her she lying she wouldn't dump me...then comes the day we chillin done playing street soccer she comes by and says Tulz it's over you see Thamsanqa i told you....smh

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General Discussion / Re: Woman is the nigger of the World

« on: June 21, 2010, 11:33:35 AM »

look! me? i have one thing to say...


i dont ever wanna hear the phrases "you are not man enough", "what kind of man are u", "i need a real man" bla bla bla

if ur not gonna do your womanly part, cos we equal innit, if i can wash dishes, you can go check the noises in the back yard or trim the lawn. if we gon go equal , let it be across the board.

Word!!

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Sports Arena / Re: Official 2010 FIFA World Cup Thread

« on: June 18, 2010, 03:58:24 PM »

^^^ I'm running with Maradona's dwarfs and Black Stars now!!

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Media / Re: SA heads on Twitter!

« on: June 17, 2010, 03:58:57 PM »

Ha. Gotta f***ing laugh though.

http://twitter.com/agforum

Everything we say being broadcast to the world! 

Quote from: RearrangedReality on Today at 02:29:48 PMYeah, I been downloading albums for cooch too..

the whole world can see the shit I say here!!   

why? who hooked this up?

LMAO DAMN!!

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General Discussion / Re: RnB Niggaz

« on: June 17, 2010, 01:42:10 PM »

...

I do very VERY disgraceful things to please women some which I can't mention..but my point is it would not have been were it not for these Simping a** RnB Niggaz!


However...I am not dedicating a song to you on air..

I'd rather buy you the CD..


PS...

Am I the ONLY person who refuses to Ayoba?

LMAO nope i've been hating on that word since it's inception

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General Discussion / Re: RnB Niggaz

« on: June 17, 2010, 01:26:08 PM »

Yaz heads love to act tough ingathi they wouldn't do the same. I know for a fact that you do. Ya'll niggers need to stop fronting.

LMAO i hate to agree but this is true!

you call on radio to dedicate songs to women? smh at this nigga.

theres limits to simping baldi

True. I know I wouldnt be in a position of debt if it wasnt for two ex's but calling on radio dedicating songs and shit, nah nigga, thats where I draw the line!

LMAO nah i've never done that  my nigga was agreeing on the fact that headz like acting hard but they are dick sensitive

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General Discussion / Re: RnB Niggaz

« on: June 17, 2010, 01:14:43 PM »

Yaz heads love to act tough ingathi they wouldn't do the same. I know for a fact that you do. Ya'll niggers need to stop fronting.

LMAO i hate to agree but this is true!

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Sports Arena / Re: Official 2010 FIFA World Cup Thread

« on: June 14, 2010, 01:13:56 PM »

Sibaya should intentionally injure Mbazo quick 

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Sports Arena / Re: Official 2010 FIFA World Cup Thread

« on: June 14, 2010, 11:40:46 AM »

Only Germany and Bafana to me. so far Germany seems to be the most likely to take the cup. They kick they pa**ed as hard as their shots for goals. They are too fast. somebody needs to eliminate them before they meet south africa. we cannot play against these robots!!

Cosign but i don't want us to play against Argentina too...we must top our group so that we can face the Koreans...

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General Discussion / Re: Very Strange Request!!

« on: June 10, 2010, 02:05:42 PM »

Is this real or you just saw an episode of Nip Tuck??

A case of a poor yet active imagination... such a waste...

What you guys are saying is similar to someone saying that a swinging community doesn't exist in S.A

True. Rama swings both ways

LMAO and they call this Ether!!