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Humour / Jokes / Re: Official thread of Dumb questions: WEAGS!
« on: December 16, 2009, 11:21:07 AM »
WTF is that? Sounds like u live in the getho
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Atleast i will die known that neither her or her family killd or vudu'd me for my cash :-)I got an indian friend who told me her dad always asks her guy friends who visit if they have had sex in the last 3 years.
Anual hit this year= 0
Next year= 0
The year after that= 0
I'm getting myself an indian woman, all because of these:
1. She can give me a discount on lobola
2. She can negotiate prices at pick n pay when we do grocery and get us a discount
3. She can talk to Pam Golding and get us another discount.
4. Let me go out with friends the whole month in return nogotiate how many times she goes out
5. Give me kids with silk smooth hair so I can roll out weages/weavs/wigs from my life.
6. She can negotiate a 3 some wit her friends
7. Give me braggin rights to go to ma niccas and tell em that their woman r borin, and need to spice up
8. She will occationally wear a mask to keep kats away from her if she is too hot
9. Negotiate my taxes wit sars
10. She will leave all the booz to me nd my fellas
And then you'll die quick and leave all of that to her tl tl tl