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General Discussion / BAFANA BAFANA
« on: March 20, 2009, 11:54:27 AM »
That coach.. santana.. y he leave klate out...

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General Discussion / vote.. interesting read..
« on: February 19, 2009, 12:41:27 PM »
I WOULD LIKE TO START BY FIRST STATING THAT THE OPINIONS SHARED ON THIS NOTE ARE NOT ONES I NECESSARILY AGREE/DISAGREE WITH.. IT IS JUST SOMETHING THAT WAS SENT TO ME, AND I THOUGHT I SHOULD BE SHARE T WITH ....

Hello fellow citizens

If like me, you don't have a pa**port from another country and you quite like living in South Africa, now is quite an important time for you.

Instead of using clichés like "the future is in your hands.." or "make your mark, let your voice be heard!" and other ineffective drivel, I am going to just draw your attention to the following:

Bob Mugabe had to amend the constitution of Zimbabwe to allow him to remain in power as president, long after he had reached his intellectual sell-by-date. (Before this, as in all "democracies", there was a limit to the number of terms which a president could serve). Having changed it once, he did it again. Then he was on a roll. The rest of the story we all know very well. With hindsight, we can see that had he been prevented from taking the first step, the whole sub-Saharan part of Africa would have been spared quite a lot of bother.

When Hitler took over Germany he systematically turned it into a fascist police-state, where no-one (no, not even German citizens) had any freedom. He did this by pa**ing one piece of legislature after another. Slowly he started to ban things (like women shaving their legs and underarms). Next he formed a special police force which was under his personal control (the infamous Gestapo) to enforce these new laws. Then he banned some more things, like jokes, clever books and talking about him behind his back. By the time he had mobilised his army, and banned being Jewish or trying to stop him from invading your country it was TOO LATE! He had gained too much momentum.
"How did he and Bob manage this?" you may ask.
I'll tell you how: Baby steps.
Each time they changed something, they convinced all the stupid people that it was for the greater good. Clever people, who could tell that it wasn't, thought to themselves "Surely they won't get away with this" over tea and rusks, but didnothing. By the time someone decided to stand up and make a scene, his house had been burned down and his head was firmly wedged between an S.S. boot and the pavement outside.

Now, I'm sure we all agree that one "Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma" possesses neither the intellect, balls or charisma to start a world war. However, he has somehow managed to wangle his way into a position where he can very well take the first baby step towards making a complete pig's ear of our country. Old-school racist whites are always on about our country going to the dogs and ending up like Zim. Of course they did this because they were narrow-minded and ignorant, not because they were keeping a keen eye on actual political developments. Our downfall will not be racism as everyone predicted in 1994, it will be corrupt politicians driven by greed and a hunger for power. And people drinking tea saying "surely they won't get away with that?".

Now,

JZ's trial has been scheduled for August (which is AFTER the election). After winning the election, the ANC plans on amending the constitution to prohibit the acting president from being prosecuted in a court of law. Just like with Bob Mugabe, the most fundamental law of the country will now be changed to suit the whims of a criminal with no brain. (Never mind the fact that this would actually mean that he could literally commit murder and get away with it until he steps down as president). Our constitution is literally the anchor which stops our country from drifting down river and over the edge of a waterfall. It leaves ultimate power in the hands of the courts and judges and prevents government from raising itself above the law. To allow anyone to mess with it is equivalent to committing a slow national suicide.
The ANC no doubt thinks they will again get the two thirds majority they need to tinker with the constitution in the April election.

I beg to differ.

I hope and believe that, unlike the sheep of the past in Germany and Zimbabwe, the average person who receives this mail has actually had enough of all these shenanigans and would like to see the appearance of justice, logic and efficiency in government.
Unfortunately, we are in the minority. However, to prevent things from getting worse really fast, all we have to do (for now) is:

VOTE !!!!!!!!

And then, when the election comes, vote for anyone except the ANC. You can vote for Vernon Koekemoer or Skippy Peanut Butter for all I care, just as long as no one gets a two-thirds majority!

I swear on my grandma's grave... if I hear someone (who didn't vote or couldn't vote because they were too lazy or hungover to register) complaining at a braai about the government I will come in from the side with a flying head-butt which will leave you so brain-damaged you'll join the ANC youth league and vote for Julius Malema in 2013.

This country is genuinely amazing, lets not let a small handful of people use it as their personal monopoly set and turn it into another post-Collonial African 3rd World sad story.

Vote, dammit! People are willing to die fighting for the right to vote. If you don't, and you end up watching as the country slowly slides into an abyss it will be "on you".

Ok, enough.

PS - If they give you a pen and print faces on the ballots, how can you NOT draw horns on some of the candidates?

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General Discussion / MAN TEST
« on: January 09, 2009, 11:43:27 AM »
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your arse over here, Killer!'  Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're pitched, you're so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest a**ured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as camp as a row of tents. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too.

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colours or four different types of dessert o ther than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free arse pa**es. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is & nbsp; you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are poofter.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to beep at a slow-arsed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

 

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General Discussion / EMERSON IS 70!!!!!!!
« on: October 15, 2008, 02:05:40 PM »
Yo, just got this from some other website now now!!!! Emerson, the dude who plays for Intermilan now, played for Real Madrid when fabio Capello was there is actually 70!!!!!!!

Read the following:


Calcio Comedy: Emerson Reveals That He Is 70!

AC Milan midfielder Emerson has confessed that he is a lot older than was previously thought. The Brazilian has admitted that he robbed a grocery store in Rio de Janeiro back in 1950 when he was just 12-years-old.
Back in his prime Emerson was widely regarded as one of the best holding midfielders in world football, but in recent years his decline in form and fitness has been rapid. The Brazilian struggled during his one season at Real Madrid in 2006/07, while he has become something of a laughing stock since joining Milan last year.

Emerson is registered with the Italian league as being just 32-years-of-age, but his physical appearance and pedestrian play has suggested that he is a lot older than this.

Until now the ex-Roma man has always shrugged off claims about his age. Only a week ago, Emerson stated: “These are vicious and baseless rumours, and the next person who tries to say I am older than I am will have my fists to answer for.”

Over the weekend though, new evidence came to the fore that appeared to shed more light on Emerson’s real age. Archive footage of Brazil’s infamous 1950 World Cup final defeat to Uruguay was released for a new documentary. After the game at the Maracana in Rio, a 12-year-old boy, up-in-arms at his country’s tragic loss, is filmed smashing up a local groceries’ shop window before breaking in and looting the place for food. The boy had an uncanny resemblance to Emerson, and 58 years later he has now confessed that it was indeed he who was being filmed.

“For almost 60 years I have lived with the guilt of this shameful act, and it is something that has been eating me up inside,” the anchor man said after Milan’s 2-1 friendly defeat to FK Tirana last night.

“Now it is time to come clean. I confess that I was the person who vandalised that store before stealing the eggs, fruit, and Dubble Bubble.

“I am ashamed at what I did, and nothing I say now can ever make up for it, but I was just a young boy and didn’t know what I was doing. I was only 12, and I was devastated after Brazil lost. I saw a Brazil flag in the shop window, and that is when I snapped.”

Emerson’s confession means that it can now be deduced that he is in fact 70-years-old, and not 32.

One would have a**umed that this stunning revelation would have implications on his Milan career, however Rossoneri vice president Adriano Galliani has insisted that Emerson will be staying at the club, and that he may even be handed a new contract.

“Emerson is 70? I have said many times that age is irrelevant,” ‘Uncle Fester’ declared this morning.

“Just think how much experience Emerson has that can be pa**ed onto our younger players like Paolo Maldini and Giuseppe Favalli. He will be staying, and in fact I am thinking of offering him a new deal. He is an example to us all.”

The owner of the grocery store, who had to close his shop a year later due to his economic losses, has also been interviewed, but he insists that he forgives Emerson for what he did.

Marcos Havelange, 100, told Globoesporta: “For 58 years I have been in darkness as to who was responsible. I am pleased to finally find out.

“Emerson may have forced me to close down my business and go bankrupt, but I forgive him.”





UNBELEIVABLE SHIT!!! AND DUDE IS STILL PLAYING!!!!!!

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General Discussion / BEATS I DONE MADE
« on: October 02, 2008, 01:01:01 PM »
yo, please listen to this and lemme know wht ya'll thunk..

constructive criticism only..

Uitenhage to East London.. we the bizniz...

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General Discussion / SUMMER CLa**ES FOR MEN, HURRY UP AND REGISTER
« on: August 20, 2008, 02:30:26 PM »
Summer Cla**es for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, August 29th 2008
 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLa** SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Cla** 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation..
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Cla** 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Cla** 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Cla** 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Cla** 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tu esday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Cla** 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Cla** 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.

Cla** 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Cla** 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Cla** 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Cla** 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Cla**es and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined

Cla** 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Cla** 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Cla** 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM , location to be determined.

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General Discussion / Nia Abdallah
« on: August 20, 2008, 09:04:26 AM »
Was this Black Martial Artist Robbed of her 2008 Olympic Spot?
"We Support Nia" Campaign spreads throughout the world
Special E-report from the Houston Millions More Movement LOC



"When I won the silver medal in 2004 I was depressed because I felt I'd failed my country when I didn't win the gold. Afterwards, I totally dedicated myself to winning the gold in 2008. Now this", said Nia Abdallah, who is taking a stand to expose the corruptness surrounding the sport of Taekwondo.

Nia Abdallah is recorded in history as the first U.S. woman to ever medal in Tae Kwondo since it became an official Olympic sport. She is the first and only African-American to medal in the sport and she holds the record for the most points ever scored in Olympic Taekwondo competition. At only the age of 24, she is already a member of the Taekwondo Hall of Fame and a member of the Black Belt Hall of Fame.   

There is a worldwide movement afoot to get justice for the 2004 Olympic Taekwondo Silver Medalist. Abdallah was robbed by the 2008 United States Olympic Committee in her April 5th Des Moines Olympic trial match against Diana Lopez of the newly famed Lopez family who is now appearing in many corporate sponsored commercials (AT&T, etc.) and appeared on the Jay Leno Show. Within the last several months Abdallah has appeared on radio and television shows in Houston, Washington D.C.., Vancouver, Portland, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Dallas, New Jersey, Louisiana, Philadelphia, Baltimore and many more to expose the injustice. Even the Dallas Morning News posted the controversial fight on their website.

"When I was 4 years old I told my grandfather, who was a fan of Jesse Owens, that one day I was going to win the Olympics. Since a little girl I have been headed in this direction. I'm still in shock. I am my own worst critic, but I honestly do not see what I could have done better", she continued in her message to the local press."This is not sour grapes with me. I wish her the best. I just don't want the next kid to go through what I'm going through. This is supposed to be a country where you are free to fulfill your dreams."

"The more I view the fight in its entirety the more nauseated I become", said Brother Deric Muhammad of the MMM Ministry of Justice. "The way Nia was treated was a slap in the face to Jesse Owens, Wilma Rudolph, Carl Lewis and to all who opened the way for the elimination of discrimination in the Olympic games."

Nia's parents, Thomas and Rhonda Duhart are outraged as well. "It is extremely painful to watch her go through this. She worked so hard to prepare herself to represent this country and she was robbed of her opportunity. Something must be done", said Mrs. Duhart.

Mr. Duhart added that, "have always reviewed her fights and taught her to be the best. I can honestly say that she was at her best, but I believe that she was in their way."

 Videos of the taped battle have been circulating aggressively over the internet where 99% of the viewers vote Nia the winner "hands down". Countless blogs have been on fire with controversy over the injustice and letters are flying off to the USOC committee demanding answers. Nia trounced Diana so convincingly that the crowd erupted into boooos when Diana was declared the winner. While the Lopez family is highly respected in the world of Taekwondo, experts declare that Diana has gone to Beijing dishonorably and fear that the bureaucracy a**ociated with l unbelievable outcome will represent a black eye for the future of the discipline which officially became an Olympic sport in the year 2000. Much has been made of the Lopez family being the first American trio of siblings to compete in the Olympics since 1904. But all one has to do is view the Nia vs Diana video and it is clear that their presence there will be more "marketing" than martial arts. (watch video at wesupportnia.blogspot.com and VOTE today!)

Attorney Warren Muhammad is representing the family and he commented that "While this case is about Nia Abdallah, it is about more than Nia. It is about every child, teenager and young adult who dedicates themselves to sport and aspires to Olympic competition. It is about insuring fairness, a level playing, where truly the best man or woman may win."

Supporters of Ms. Abdallah are in protest of the U.S. Olympic Committee's decision to publicly rob the American people of the most qualified athletic representative in that weight cla**.

"I thought it was an outrage. I have heard from Taekwondo stylists all over the country who are outraged by the poor judging", said Floyd Burke of Black Belt Magazine in a released statement.

Protestors are also challenging all Tae Kwon Do athletes and enthusiasts in attendance in Beijing to stand and turn their backs moments before Diana Lopez competes on August 21st in remembrance of the TKD principle of honor that was violated to advance her to the Olympics. They are demanding a full investigation by the House Judiciary Committee and that there must be a change in the appellate process so that no athlete, regardless of race, creed or color will ever be robbed of their dignity and hard work the way Ms. Abdullah was.

"I have watched and watched the video and Nia could have scored as many as four points in sudden death alone. Nia won hands down", said Alan Schein, co-author of the book Taekwondo Basics and and international press correspondent for Masters Magazine.   

Professor Aristides Montalvo, a 1st Cla** International Referee and pioneer of Taekwondo in Puerto Rico, stated: "I'm a 1st cla** International referee from Puerto Rico (WTF) and I said that Abdallah won the contest."

For more information on the case of Nia Abdallah visit wesupportnia.blogspot.com or www.myspace.com/wesupportnia.For media interviews call 832.978.0939.


-End-

aint this a bitch??????????? >:(

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General Discussion / HELP... ADVICE NEEDED
« on: June 25, 2008, 09:01:58 AM »
whats gutter...

Yesterday at work they had some 'day-for-the-crippled-kids' type gig going on rite... Thats obviously not what they called it.. but thats what it was..

So some kid wants to mess aroung with my laptop, but it was off, and he was pestering me about it... so i yelled 'SHUT UP'.. and kid started crying rivers!!! MAN, my boss got going, asking me what i done, and i told him that the laptop was off and i told the kid to "SHUT UP"... now he promising written warnings, all the bells and whistles that comes with it..

Was i sooo wrong???

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General Discussion / I NEED HELP
« on: June 04, 2008, 04:12:43 PM »
Eish.. me, i been tryin to gt hi-teknology vol 1-hi tek since forever.. had that shit way bac, long b4 i had a pc, and dudes jacked it.. been checking for it ever since..

If any-one has it, can u plz upload it for a nigga??? PPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, sometimes shit's a bit hard to get here e monti... so ja, this is desparation in words..

Also, been tryin to get that Rhymefest track he done wit kanye, brand new.. only that trackk..

so ja, plz help a nigga out, u might need me one day, when u too tired to f***, and i never forget favors.. :D :D

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General Discussion / tl tl tl tl....
« on: May 30, 2008, 01:15:34 PM »
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.


Just had to.. my bad..

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General Discussion / SHOW OF THE YEAR IN E.C!!!!!!!!!!
« on: March 28, 2008, 10:09:51 AM »
Yo, Mic murder indeed gone be happening tomorrow no doubt..


So, get yourself to IMBIZO tomorrow afternoon, at 2PM to be exact, and witness just how a crowd is rocked..


So let me get this strait..


29th March 2008 is the Date

IMBIZO in curry street, in quigney East London is the VENUE

2PM is the Time,

R0.00 is the cover charge...


RAMSES THE 2ND
100 BRAINS
SIR MAINLY HOPKINS
37 LIFE FORCES
CAVEMEN NINJAS
WHEZA a.k.a. THE JERUSALEM MAN
IZITHUNYWA ZOHLANGA
AFRO-VILLAGE


Actually, The line is just too ill to even be mentioned!!!



No doubt, be thurr, and tell somebody who knows some-one to bring along they friends, cuzins, mothers, fathers and even grandpaws... time to get blessed..

It gone be ugly...

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General Discussion / RHYMEFEST
« on: March 14, 2008, 12:23:28 PM »
Wa**up ppl... I NEED HELP!!!

Iv been tryin to get this track, "Brand new" by rhymefest with Kanye... Man, i been tryin to get that shit for months!! just that one track!! or the beat... or BOTH!!

Can anyone upload it for me? or gimme a link of where i can download it???

PPPPPPPPPPPPLlllllllllleeeeeeeeeea**ssseeeeee

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General Discussion / SOMETHING YALL NEED TO CHECK OUT!!!
« on: March 03, 2008, 04:24:06 PM »
Yo. i need yall to do me a favor..

I got 8 Beats that i just uploaded on www.betarecords.com/wheza for you cats to download or listen to..

Ill appreciate it if yall dudes listen to that shit and just lemme know what yall think when yall dun..

Good looking...

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